>After being hit by a truck, you are isekaied into the Naruto world as Rock Lee the day he becomes a Genin
>Since you're Rock Lee, you cannot use Ninjutsu or Genjutsu, but if you work hard, you can become a Taijutsu master
>You keep all your knowledge about the Naruto franchise plus Lee's life knowledge up to the point you became him
What do you do?
After being hit by a truck, you are isekaied into the Naruto world as Rock Lee the day he becomes a Genin
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Couldn't you ambush saucegay beat the shit out of him and steal his magical eyes?
This sounds good in theory but the reality is a bit different since you can only feasibly steal one eye or else you'll have to walk around with both eyes covered.
You'd be better off stealing a Byakugan and learning both Gentle Fist and Strong Fist since the Byakugan isn't an always-active type dojutsu as seen with Ao.
byakugan sucks ass compared to sharingan though. you could always do both, one sharingan from sasuke and one byakugan from neji/hinata.
So he can't use jutsu at all?
Guy was shown using summoning jutsu at some point i recall
what about sage mode?
Guy decided to stop using Ninjutsu because Lee couldn't do it
Guy is not a pathetic failure of a ninja like Lee. He just pretends to be so that his retarded progeny feels better about himself
Have sex with Tenten
Open all my gates and an hero.