Monogatari

There is literally nothing wrong with liking Cat.

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Bee > Cat > Monkey > Crab

Nisio hates Cat. Shaft hates Cat.

she's really the breast

Then why did both Nisio and Shaft make her the main female character? And why does she appear in more scenes than any other character except Arararagi?
I still don't get the "woe is me" attitude from Catfags.

I don't know. They definitely like using her as a punching bag though.

Kill yourself.

Is she aware of her erotic milkers?

I'll always love cat

Too fat, better choice

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>hanekawa is literally Oshii's favorite character
Fuck off retard

No, there's plenty wrong with liking her, starting with the fact that doing so gives you an overpowering urge to spam pointless cat threads on Yea Forums 24/7 and flood Monogatari threads with worthless flamewars against the equally insufferable crabfags.

but who is more insufferable, the catfags, crabfags, snekfags, or those who complain about the other three?

>And why does she appear in more scenes than any other character except Arararagi?
Shinobu is the character with the second most screentime.

hey, Snakefags don't start shit with anyone
we're just horny

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Nah, but glad you're such a big fan that you're wrong about something so obvious!

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This chart is missing quite a few books, my dude.

>screentime
>books
I thought you would be smarter than this

>not reading the books.
If you're going to arbitrarily stop at Zoku because that is where the anime ends then I don't think your understanding of the series is complete.

>screentime
>books
What don't you understand about this?

I understand your metric but it's the wrong metric to use. It's too flawed and out-of-date like the statement "Then why did both Nisio and Shaft make her the main female character?" when SHAFT obviously has no choice in deciding what NisiO writes.

But Shaft decided what to adapt and how

So you think SHAFT should have just thought to themselves. "I know what we'll do. we'll just NOT animate and adapt the episodes which feature Hanekawa in them even though we're pretty consistent in adapting as much as possible minus a few scenes here and there."

Shaft cut out a lot of Shinobu scenes, and a lot of Monkey scenes, I don't remember any Cat scenes they cut? So, the idea that they "hate" Hanekawa, or Nisio "hates" Hanekawa is the dumbest thing I have ever heard and is probably only propagated by some insecure Catfag mad that she didn't "win" and thus this theory that Shaft and Nisio "hate" Cat is the product of a malnourished brain which sadly missed the point of the entire series.

>1 square = 10 minutes
>Hitagi gets three squares for having one scene in Otori, Tsuki and Zoku
lol
Actually looking this over I have more questions
>how does Hachikuji have less screentime in Oni than Shinobu and Ononoki?
>I don't think both of Tadatsuru's scenes combined equal more than 10 minutes
>Tooe Gaen gets a square for Hana, in which she did not appear at all
>Kaiki gets a square for Koyomi where he has one scene that's less than half an 11-minute half-episode
>Owari S1 times are fucked, absolutely no way Izuko has 40 minutes of screentime, I'd even question Kanbaru having 50, Ougi's time even seems a little much
>speaking of Ougi, definitely did not have 10 minutes of screentime in any of the earlier arcs, but also doesn't get a square for Koyomi?

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Ougi...

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>and a lot of Monkey scenes
Yeah that's fucked up considering that was an entire 1/3rd of Nadeko Snake they cut for that.

>I don't remember any Cat scenes they cut?
Hanekawa's 40 minute monologue which they had to put on drama CD since it was too long for Neko White.
We agree that they don't hate Cat. I've just been arguing that the books are the much better methodology to judge authorial intent based on scenes given as cuts aren't made for the purpose to streamlining and you get a fuller picture of how NisiO has evolved as a writer as time has gone on as he starts to alter who gets more screentime which after Zoku is heavily in favour of Shinobu over all other characters.

>Tooe Gaen gets a square for Hana, in which she did not appear at all
She appeared multiple times in Hana but it was only during times when Kanbaru is sleeping so it was off-screen.
Zoku explains that the Tooe that Araragi met in the mirror world was the real one and that after the event is over, there'll still be residue Tooe left which she uses to communicate with Kanbaru in Hana.
Though given in the future she can communicate with Kanbaru through devil parts, it seems like a bit of wonky justification for NisiO to have Kanbaru and Tooe talk to eachother.

Shinobu is more interesting than Cat, and it is shocking how much screentime or "pagetime" Cat has gotten thus far

I don't really care about either character enough to make a judgment call about comparisons of interest between the girls.
Shinobu and Hanekawa just aren't my jam.

Who is your jam?

I'm a fan of the specialists. I think the world building and human-oddity interaction from a pragmatic stand-point is interesting.
However from the characters who actually get full development. It'd be Kanbaru. Her development is nice, simple, subdued and ultimately manages to incorporate everything about her when it reaches it's peak in Hanamonogatari and beyond once she becomes and adult.
It doesn't hurt she's a natural-born specialist either who chooses to half-pursue oddity-hunting in the future.

Reading Hana it just came off as Kanbaru remembering her mother's words, I don't think it needed to be anything supernatural
Either way I don't think it qualifies as screentime, and definitely not enough to be counted with how much the anime skims over it

I don't see why it wouldn't count as screentime considering it's the real Tooe Gaen having a proper conversation with her daughter.

>he likes monkey
Gross!

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Cat's great, but what about Bat?

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Cat cute, Bat better

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Cat never had a chance

Hanekawa is Araragi's soulmate and the FMC after all

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>hurrr this sourceless chart tells the truth

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friendly reminder that hanekawa won

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>"woe is me" attitude from Catfags.
this guy isn't a catfag in the first place
it's that schizo who keeps rambling every character other than Araragi and crab need to die and how Nisio is a narcissist

Big and true

this

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Which monogatari has the best nendoroid?

Shinobu

Araragi is a lucky guy

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I do not want that.

Used goods.

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Everyone is cat this crab that... I just wanna fuck Nadeko with 99 other anons for god's sake!

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Because only Hanekawa matters.

t. Araragi

That's hot

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Hanekawa is actually a pretty terrible person. Go ahead, look up what the name of her catgirl form was.

Cant we all just get along?

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Maid Tsubasa is so cute

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What did you think about it?

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Wrong thread?

Why did they draw her getting raped and having her face ripped off?

Doll.

Hanekawa won

I respect Hanekawa as a person, that's why I don't like her just for her breasts or her intelect.

I like her for her butt.

She's too perfect bros, it's driving me crazy.

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>I like her for her butt

Best girl mogs in ALL categories.

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