Nozomu Itoshiki is depressed. Very depressed. He’s certifiably suicidal, but he’s also the beloved schoolteacher of a class of unique students, each charming in her own way: The stalker. The shut-in. The obsessive-compulsive. The girl who comes to class every day with strange bruises. And Kafuka, the most optimistic girl in the world, who knows that every cloud has a silver lining. For all of them, it’s a special time, when the right teacher can have a lasting positive effect on their lives. But is that teacher Itoshiki, a.k.a. Zetsubou-sensei, who just wants to find the perfect place to die?
Chapter 74: You’re Seventeen Years Old… Don’t You Want to Grab Your Wrinkles?
>Kansetsu bath The kansetsu kiss is commonly seen in shounen manga. Kansetsu means passive or indirect, and a kansetsu kiss happens when you place your own lips on something that was previously touched by someone else’s lips. For example, if a girl drank a sip of cola from a can and then a boy drank from the same can, that would be a kansetsu kiss. In this case, Usui is enjoying a kansetsu bath by bathing with Abiru’s dad.
>X Japan X Japan is a metal band that was popular in the 80s and ’90s, and which recently reunited.
>Junichi Ishida Fifty-six-year-old actor Junichi Ishida is known for dating younger women.
>“Older” younger sister This is a reference to singer Aya Matsuura. During a radio show, she once claimed to be in her teens, but she later said that her younger sister had just turned twenty.
>Kikuko Inoue Kikuko Inoue claims that she will be seventeen forever.
And that's all for today. Have you forgotten how old you really are? Are you living your life properly as someone your age should? Would you go for a twenty-eight year old Chiri?
this chapter has 1 Tsunetsuki, 1 pantyshot, 4 Uropen, 0 Amakudari-sama, 1 Miss Sakurai Yoshiko, 1 stork and baby, 1 stick dog, 1 black tear, 1 Mr. Asou Tarou, and 1 Mr. Shinzou Abe
Sebastian Cruz
thanks for the dump op, I think lazing around all day watching anime means I've probably forgotten my age too 28 year old Chiri-chan is cute!
Asher Roberts
I don't really think so considering it's completely one sided.
Isaiah Nelson
the bds finally shipped!
Daniel Sanders
Feels awkward not getting all these references, but then again, I don't think I would get most of them even if I was Japanese.
If I met a woman like 28-year-old Chiri I don't think I could stop myself from proposing to her on the spot
Christopher Phillips
Thanks OP
Juan Roberts
>Are you living your life properly as someone your age should? absolutely not.
Oliver Cook
Thanks for the dump like always OP.
Dylan Sanchez
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Jaxon Adams
>yakuza substories
Jayden Russell
I want to marry 28 year old Chiri-chan
Ryder Anderson
thanks, OP. as for my age, I nearly forgot i've been 26 for 6 months, i kept on thinking that i was 25. otherwise, i'm probably not living my life properly or to what i should be for my university's prestige or my career's pathway, and i haven't socially advanced since college, either i would definitely go for a 28-year-old Chiri thanks, countanon
Read the first seven or so volumes of this as a teenager, just whatever my local second hand shop had. Ended up selling most of my manga, but I'm downloading the whole series to read finally. I used to love this series so much
Daniel Parker
>that kind of thing is normal in america i think this type of gag in manga is funny every time, it makes me wonder if they actually think that's true.
Ian Green
thanks for the dump op. >questions no, i'm 30 and have no future but i'm trying to enjoy the moment and just be there as much as i can for my friends and family to help with stuff that normally i'd have been too busy for back when i had a job. >would you go for a twenty eight year old chiri? maybe if she was a guy.
Carter Walker
What is she's riding? I'm 25 and I'm definitely not living my age. I'm a khv. It's kinda depressing, as I think I'm not that much a loser. I have a steady job, a pretty healthy lifestyle. But my hobby is drawing anime girls and my dream is becoming a novel writer. Pretty childish if I do say myself. The thing is, I know I'm not attractive but not super off-putting either. But I'm in a similiar situation to Chiri: there is no girl in my life, my friends are all male and my workplace is full of old people. I don't know how one meets girl nowadays and it's depressing.
Cooper Flores
>I don't know how one meets girl nowadays and it's depressing. Most of my normalfag friends met their current partners via dating apps. While it sounds like a truly soul-sucking experience, some of them have even ended up married to people they met on apps.
Evan Turner
Thanks OP
Alexander Evans
Thanks OP for today's chapter. > Are you living your life properly as someone your age should? Absolutely no, i'm a 24yo slacker who dropped college and lives whith his mother. Your question felt like a kick in the balls. >Would you go for a twenty-eight year old Chiri? As cute as she is i prefeer younger women.
Kikuko Inoue actually voices Ookusa if I remember.
Justin Roberts
Please user, she's playing a lonely single cake. You really think she ordered it for dieting?
David Powell
this kind of thing is more normal in Mexico than America
Dominic Peterson
Well, she did say her metabolism is slowing down.
William Watson
Chiri in a coat, truly the best
Juan Myers
Literally me.
Ethan Fisher
I-I guess its not DV
Michael Rivera
I-I want to be the special man in her life!
Isaiah Hall
Thanks again OP I've definitely forgotten I'm going back to university to take an after degree, but I'm treating it like I'm fresh from highschool-- binge drinking, going to clubs and acting recklessly! I've completely forgotten that I already have a degree and have to smarten up!
Jaxson Torres
Forgot to mention, yes, I would absolutely go for a 28 year old Chiri, we're very similar, metabolism slowing down etc
Jason Rogers
I'm in a dead-end job and hopelessly in debt, so yeah I'm living my age. Thanks for the dump and 28-year-old Chiri is more likely to snap, so I wouldn't.
Evan Gutierrez
Teenage pussy is desirable, adult pussy is acceptable, cakes are a cake for a reason.
Liam Taylor
>cakes are a cake for a reason As in, that you want to eat them, or, that they weren't eaten until now?
