I can't enjoy hetero romances anymore ever since I fell into the yuri rabbit hole

This except yaoi

you self insert as a plant or a wall

You have joined a sacred brotherhood

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I've found it more difficult to enjoy straight romance after becoming a yurifag because most of the former focuses on shitty self-insert wish fulfillment when I'm just looking for two good characters to root for. There are still good ones though, it's more that my standards got higher. There's also very shitty yuri I read for the art and/or the trainwreck appeal like Citrus. I genuinely like your OP pic though, I even buy the volumes.

Read straight romance written by women

>faggots can't breed
why even care?

Why do you need to? Enjoy the characters, their interactions and relations, their happiness

Tell me you are lowtest without telling me you are lowtest.

fpbp
Yurincels are getting annoying lately.

Checked:
>no "what is this feeling?"
>no fighting ostracism
>no leaps of faith to show your feelings
>no introspection
fuck straighties
>manofculture.jpg
>natural beauty of two girls experiencing the most enchanting thing on earth
It's just comfy, put it back in your pants nigger
>Read straight romance written by women
You need to be old enough to remember 50 Shades to post here newfriend
>implying anyone on Yea Forums is not a permavirgin

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>It's just comfy, put it back in your pants nigger
Sometimes it's hot as fuck though.

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>implying anyone on Yea Forums is not a permavirgin
>Implying you consume romances to next day go and fuck.
muh "man of culture = anything fagget" is brainlets meme confirmed.

Anyone know any good yuri with adult characters? Like office worker or college age? Not hating on younger one but I'm not big on highschool setting and moe-looking characters aren't really for me. (not hating people who like moe).

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U have to go back

>hetero
The correct word is normal.

Does It Count if Your First Time Is With an Android?

>dynasty-scans.com
>directory
>tags
>Adult Life
ur whalecum

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thank you anons i love you

i can

You tards are fragile if dykes drives you into a meltdown

All it takes is a single one, once you find a yuri work you like, it's over, you will never be able to go back

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a literal cuck lmao

You mean since the transition?

>dynasty scans
>literally run by mentally ill transvestites

>headcanon

The mods are self admitted transvestites, and even tag males who "identify" as females as Yuri.

There's a board made for you buddy, go talk about it there instead of here.

>So a cuck? Lmao, you said it, not me.
>a literal cuck lmao

Imagine being so retarded you don't get embarassed to call other people cucks because they are watching ficticional characters.

You self retards had zero girlfriends before watching your retarded harem romcom and still have zero girlfriends after watching 300 of those.

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what HRT does to a mfer

I figured if the MC is going to be a massive faggot I might as well know from the start

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>yuri
MC and her love interest gets together in 20-ish chapters at most. Doesn't overstay it's welcome and usually ends around 3 volumes.
>hetshit
MC and his love interest(s) do nothing for 200+ chapters without moving the plot.

I can't take yuri romances seriously. On that note, I hate lesbians so much it's unreal

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>AGP
>An abbreviation for autogynephile - a heterosexual man who practices autogynephilia.
AGPs are men who become sexually aroused by the thought of themselves as women, or more specifically, objectified stereotypes of women.

Interesting.

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Someone post the Chris Edit

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she got used to it

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at this point i can't tell if these threads are genuine or is it the anti-yuri schizo falseflagging

Have Yuzu and Mei shagged yet

Pic related is a good read imo

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I feel the same way. Yeah Yuri MCs usually have a recurring type but shit like isekai tier MCs are an utter snore

It's the same since schizos stalk any yuri related threads anyway, only manga dump threads are normal now

I was like that too, then I met some IRL lesbians and now I can't take yuri seriously anymore

Nezchan has never been shy about being a tranny.

we're already on Yea Forums

I mean /u/, user.
There are a lot of boards with a variety of subjects, you just have to look for it.

I like yuri but I fucking hate yurifags

And Yea Forums is the one for anime and manga, such as the one in the OP.

I like yuri between younger girls.

One of those girls is literally called Kino, of course it's good.

Futa yuri is best yuri

Personally yuri is too boring and the characters usually are not appealing at all to me aside from the designs, nothing against it though so it's nice that you all can enjoy it in some way or another.

I self-insert because 'm a fat ugly and no woman will ever love me

I hate yuri but I fucking love yurifags

You're not supposed to let others enjoy things you don't.