Shinobu/Kiss-Shot

What exactly is her endgame?

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Eating donuts.

She doesn't have one, does she?
She was planning to just die somehow before Araragi showed up, and now she's just planning to take it easy for eternity along with Araragi as her master.

Are donuts a euphemism for something?

Nope, literal doughnuts.

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1 - Eat donuts
2 - Act cute
3 - Get headpats
4 - ????
5 - KA KA

After seeing humanity act like retards for centuries removing yourself from the world and kick back as a cute little girl without any responsibilities in your soul mate's shadow sounds like a pretty sweet deal

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Retiring to Araragi's shadow and becoming happy. Also just a little bit of grooming him, as a treat.

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How many footfags is Shinobu responsible for?

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To convert people.

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I think you have the question the other way around
How many footfags are responsible for Shinobu?

A riddle for the ages...

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So her end goal was kaka?

Convert to what?

Their true feelings.

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Outlive Crab.

Originally it was to commit suicide, now it was to stay alive with Ararararagi

Headpats

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Win

this
Shinobu is thinking about how great it will be to cuck the crab every time she gets horny from Araragi jacking off to his pron mags and feeling the shared emotions.

Just think of the things Shinobu has felt

To recive genuine fatherly affection and to live peacefully since she never had the chance in her previous life. Also doughnuts

Shinobu is very smug but deep down she's suppressing the horniness of a male teenager who's probably masturbating every day due to being surrounded by attractive women.

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Killing billions.

Blood cells.

He should just use Shinobu

MIND FUCKING BLOWN WHAT THE FUCK

no way, fag

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I'm pretty sure she said it herself.

Familiar picture.

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Holy Shit

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she wears a bandage down there

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What does Shinobu's donut taste like?

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>What exactly is her endgame?
To get fat as fuck
>Are donuts a euphemism for something?
A euphemism for fat

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Fangs erotic

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What makes Shinobu attractive?

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Isn't Shinobu technically part of Araragi's body? Sexing her should count as masturbation, no?

>blonde loli vampire
>long hair
>cute lewd dresses
>nopan
>haughty and cute attitudes
>built-in age slider
>flat chest with big butt

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>Decided to check out Pixiv for more Oshino Shinobu art.
>Come across a picture of her getting eaten by a snake.

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as far as vore goes that one was pretty fine
I'd rather see ten of those than anything else from that guy with the vomit fetish

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>decide to check out shinobu arts
>she has a dick now
why do they keep doing this? fucking hell.

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why would old men have problems cleaning their junk normally?

It looks like Nadeko got her revenge on Shinobu. Snake eat Bat.

Nice

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Being by her husband's side forever which she got.
>I'm pretty sure she said it herself
Nah

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She really seems to like the donut.

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The real question should be what is RRRG's endgame?

>The real question should be what is RRRG's endgame?
Staying fully human and spending the rest of his mortal life with Crab.

Not according to Owari season 2

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She's a true mastermind.

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How many do you have?