I FUCKING love Dragon Ball.
Dragon Ball Super
Cooper Hill
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Aaron Jackson
Worse shounen series ever.
Michael Green
>IESLB
G-Squad... LAUGH.
Colton Miller
Tardku lost twice to Bejita, is poor, has never kissed his wife, struggles to do basic math, and cannot win a fight without help.
Tyler Flores
Is this how Jiren Scholars perceive Dragon Ball?
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Kevin Flores
Back to Yea Forums, supercuck. You LOST.
Jaxon Mitchell
... In my fanfiction. of course.
Alexander Howard
Tardkubros back then
>"We are the chads of Yea Forums, we can do whatever the fuck we want"
>"You have zero humanity if you watch moe shows"
>"OUT of the CHAD'S DEN, moedog"
TardkuRATS now
>CHECK OUT MY WAIFU OF THE WEEK I'M GONNA FORCE INTO THESE THREADS
>BEJITA BRO BTW I FUCKING LOVE MOE *exposes expert knowledge on random moeshit shows* BEJITABRO BTW
>ACTUALLY, the moe haters are just newfags from the wiki! Hating moe was supposed to be just a joke!
What the FUCK happened?
Brody Rivera
>Watching shows other than Dragon Ball is apparently bad now
Didn't expect much IQ from a Bejitafag anyways.
Jaxon Johnson
Ayden Morris
So, I heard the CHADS of Yea Forums raided /pg/ on /vg/.
Good job, men. I'm gonna watch Goku vs Freeza again.
Bentley Perry
>GOKUGOKUGOKUGOKU
Every time, kek.
Easton Jackson
>doesn't even deny loving moe
NuTardkurats are DISGUSTING.
Adam Jenkins
Cringe: The Post
Dominic Gonzalez
Goku lives rent free in the minds of Vegetacucks
Jonathan Bailey
NONONONONONONONONO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
YOU FUCKING TRANNYBALL NIGGERS AND ONE PISSERS RUINED EVERYTHING REGARDING HUNTER X HUNTER.
FUCK TRANNY BALL AND ONEPISSERS
FUCK NIGGERS CHINKS KIKES GOOKS WIGGERS AND FINALLY YOU OP
FUCK AND COOMERS
MODS ARE FUCKING FAGS FOR KEEPING THIS SHITTY THREAD UP
FUCK TORIYAMA AND FUCK ODA
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST FUCK YOU OP FOR POSTING MORE DBSPIC/ONEPISS GARABGE INTO THIS BOARD
FUCK ANYBODY WHO POSTS ONE PISS/DRAGONSPIC THREADS ANYWHERE
KILL YOURSELF OP
REDDIT IS FUCKING GARBAGE AND ANYBODY WHO VISITS THAT SITE IS CONFIRMED A TRANNY OR A NIGGER
GOKU AND THE AUTHOR TORIYAMA IS FUCKING CRINGE C R I N G E YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND LAND ON YOUR FUCKING NECK ALREADY OP MODS NEED TO FUCKING DIE A PAINFUL AND GRUESOME DEATH ALONG WITH JANNIES FUCK THIS PLANET AND FUCK ALL OF YOU TORIYAMA WORSHIPPING WIGGERS NIGGERS KIKES SPICS GOOKS CHINKS AND FINALLY YOU OP
TRANS DONT DESERVE RIGHTS AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST FUCK THE KIKES
GOKU IS A NIGGER AND ALL NIGGERS SHOULD BE CASTRATED AND KILLED
LAST BUT NOT LEAST FUCK ODA FOR MAKING SUCH A CRINGE MANGA C R I N G E
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO GET LYNCHED
WE NEED TO BURN EVERYTHING REGARDING ONE PISS/TRANNY BALL HUNTER CHADS
YOU FUCKERS KEEP SHITTING ON MY FAVORITE AUTHOR AND HIS MASTERPIECE OF A MANGA
TORIYAMA IS A CÜCK THAT SHOULD BE CASTRATED
HJAKXJEINDKSJDNDIEKSNDJDKEKSJDIKEJDJEIDJEJWKJDJEIDJDKEJDIEIEJDJEISJDJEODJAJDNDKDNDODNDODNDOEKSOSJDDODME
FUCK ALL OF YOU AND FUCK TORIYAMA AND ODA
Oliver Sullivan
Wyatt Powell
SHITkutards fear what Vegeta represents.
Jose Gonzalez
James Cox
Piccolo dosed THIS!?
Isaac Nguyen
Looks like this buck has been broken, boys.
Blake Stewart
Wasted character
Dominic Johnson
Shitku lost twice to Bejita, is poor, has never kissed his wife, struggles to do basic math, cannot win a fight without help, grabs dicks, loves the balls of old men, canonically crossdresses, kills entire universes with any remorse, jobs to rocks, elephants and guns, and doesn't care about his family.
Christian Jackson
Gohan is the only character to canonically become a /dbs/SCHOLAR.
Jonathan James
*gulps meds*
AAAhhhh~~ Finally, I can think of anything but Kakar.. Kakaroo... ... Aaaiee... AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Brayden Perry
Leo Howard
Our prince has such pretty eyelashes.
Jason Martin
> raided
The best part was it wasn't even one we initiated, we were invited by one of their own posters who was apparently going around to lots of other generals and luring them over because nothing was announced for the franchise's anniversary. desuarchive.org
Levi Morales
Kek, funny.
Ryder Jackson
>Goku is a psychopa-
Josiah Diaz
>WHERE YOU RUNNIN? WHERE YOU RUNNIN BITCHETA? THE MORE YOU RUNNIN THE HARDER THAT DICK GETS!!
Julian Torres
>tw*tter screencaps
Pathetic rat. 2-0.
Bitchku doesn't kiss his wife.
Levi Peterson
CON-FUCKING-IRMED
Jeremiah Walker
>Without needing to become a Super Saiyan
Mystic Super Saiyan Gohan? The strongest in the new movie.
Henry Moore
Easton Hill
LOL
Hunter Murphy
What is the issue with this? Why is hacking a website causing a delay
Henry Wilson
Men get desperate when they run out of options.
Tyler Young
Kid Buu is the only cool form of Majin Buu
Robert Scott
>Can use Mystic SS and SS2
>Kept up his training
Strongest Z character.
Jace Collins
REST IN PEACE HIROMI TSURU
GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCESS
Grayson White
>EmperorBigD
>GeekdomBigD
>BigDGeekdom101
What did Reekdom mean with these usernames?
Christian Green
Goku cares about his friends and family.
Grayson Williams
Togashi WARPED you
Ryder Kelly
Soon brother.
Luke Diaz
>Your favourite character
>Your mental disorder
John Jackson
Connor Butler
lol tardgeta's wife is dead
Austin Nguyen
Tyler Perry
>Goku arrived at the Lookout, in search of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber
"Hey Mr Popo! I was hoping I could use the Time chamber to train! I've been slacking and I need to get back in the rythm!"
"Hello Goku. I am afraid Vegeta destroyed it the last time he used it."
"Aw man. That's a shame. Hey.... wait a minute. Wasn't that a long time ago?"
"W-well, yes, but I haven't had the chance to rebuild it"
"Huh, well that's funny, because last time I checked, all you do is sit around the Lookout doing nothing." Goku was getting annoyed.
"N-no it's true! I don't have the materials or the tim-"
"SHUT UP! WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO AROUND HERE? HUH?! I'VE SAVED THE WORLD COUNTLESS TIMES AND YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO GET OFF YOUR ASS AND WORK! YOU'RE JUST MAKING EXCUSES FOR BEING A FAT LAZY PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!
>He calmed down
"You need to be punished. I don't tolerate laziness. Roshi told me all about how he and his friends used to punish people like you."
Jackson Perry
Charles Wilson
>Bejita
>Obesity
Easton Foster
Our cheaters.
The ones that don't play by the rules.
The one with 0-2 against Tenshihan and 0-1 against Piccolo Jr. The distracting out of bounds jumper.
The one with 1-0 against Goku. The knock you down after a truce is formed hitter.
CHEATku.
CHEATjita.
Carson Campbell
>No J
G...
Nolan Powell
"People like me?"
Goku instant-transmissioned away and came back moments later with a noose.
"I hope Yamcha won't mind me borrowing this for a bit. I wonder why he had all those pills. Maybe he also has the heart virus! Oh well."
"Goku, what are you doing?" Popo was slowly backing away, with a scared look on his face.
>Goku's face slowly formed into a smile and his eyes no longer had that iconic happy-go-lucky look to them. They were sinister.
>He quickly pinned down Popo and fitted the noose around his neck. He started dragging him towards a tree.
>Popo was thrashing about, screaming for someone to help him.
>He took the untied end of the rope and looped that around the thickest branch of the tree.
"Alright, here goes! I'm getting excited!" he chuckled.
>He pulled the end of the rope and Popo was immediately lifted off his feet, kicking them in the air as he thrashed and screamed. The screaming turned into choking.
"This is what you get for being so lazy, Mr Popo." Goku smiled.
>The choking slowly stopped as Popo's eyes rolled over.
"PLEASE GOK-ACK" were his final words.
"Maybe next time you should spend more time working than making excuses." Goku joked.
>He looked behind him.
"Goku.. What have you done? I heard Popo screaming so I came over... What the fuck is wrong with you?!"
"Oh hey Piccolo! Mr Popo is fat lazy piece of shit and he needed to be put back in line. So I cracked the whip."
"Goku, are you insane?"
"No Piccolo, I'm a *saiyan* " Goku corrected. "And mention this to anyone and I'll do worse to you and that baby, Pan".
"Goku, you m-monster" Piccolo backed off and flew away.
Goku watched as he flew off and then went his own separate way.
Gabriel Ortiz
Is Geekdom ok? He looks pretty skinny and sickly here.
Liam Ramirez
Kek.
Jordan Clark
This should come back for Super Hero
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Easton Torres
>Goku
>Schizophrenia
Ethan Long
Andrew Sanders
Why was bulma so fucking braindead that even Goku was acting smarter than her?
Zachary Long
>381
A CANCELLED anime and a CANCELLED manga. I’m very glad to not be a a Hunter fan.
Thomas James
Fpwp. Don't come to the Big Three assembly today, we're going to laugh at you.
Logan Lewis
>Goku
>Autism
Jayden Fisher
Grayson Ward
Bulma has always been a retard.
Eli Lewis
Broly.
Congo.
Isaiah Hall
Because it's not a website, it's their entire servers.
Jackson Russell
Ayden Sanchez
>No Piccolo, I'm a *saiyan*
Lincoln Morgan
>"...Goku watched as he flew off and then went his own separate way."
>W-With this pasta, Kakarot's reputation will sink into the ground! Nobody will dare to make fun of me now!
Cameron Brown
>Cell
>God complex
Colton Morales
Every Shounen is a poor knock-off of Dragon Ball. It's literally impossible for Dragon Ball to be the worst Shounen.
Austin Murphy
Jiren
OCD
Nolan Ortiz
So what happened? Someone deleted the movie?
Liam Sanders
i just like writing these pastas
Grayson Foster
At least our manga was finished
HxH in the other hand...............
Jace Diaz
Eli Turner
Your heart exploded cause you tried to hold too many crazy stabbies in it!
Bless you, Hiromi Tsuru!
Ayden Powell
Going to get this as a tattoo
Jackson Smith
Some say Bejita is 2 0 against Goku
Some say Goku is 2 0 against Bejita
Some say its 0 0
But what is the score between Gokubros and Bejitabros?
Julian Price
>GENTLEMEN.....I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD
Kevin White
Why is bejita kissing Trunks?
Colton Phillips
vegetabros...beerus is fucking our prince's wife and theres nothing he can do about it
Thomas Lopez
KILL YOURSELF TRANNYBALL NIGGER
COPE AND KNEEL AND FINALLY DIE
KILL YOURSELF
William Collins
>Not kissing HUNKnks
Dylan Bell
∞-∞
Caleb Roberts
Hudson Fisher
a-atleast beerus is kissing my wife..! kakarot never did haha!
Cameron Morales
Majin Buu
Ryan Price
Imagine the flavor of Vados' futa cock
Justin Brown
Daniel Jackson
Are you guys ok?
Oliver Ward
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. GOKUTARD. SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE WANTS TO FUCKING HEAR ABOUT TARDKU. SHUUT UPPP SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP FUCKING POSTING. IF I FUCKING SEE ONE OF YOU IN THE STREETS ITS FUCKING OVER IM FUCKING DONE I CNAT TAKE IT ANYMORE STOP STOP STOP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mason Mitchell
IM SORRY BEERUS SAMA YOU CAN HAVE MY WIFE MY WIFE JUST DON'T HAKAI ME
Michael Moore
>My hero? Son Goku of course.
Luke Rodriguez
You think this is bad? You should have been here yesterday.
Michael Wright
> insane all-caps Hunterschizo that's loathed even in his own generals has returned
Run, little rat. Make HASTE. I will take PRIDE in LAYING your SOUL to WASTE.
John Russell
We are never ok
Aiden Powell
They used a ransomware, the movie's files are literally not accessible to Toei unless they pay the ransom.
Andrew Rogers
'magine Buu doing what?
Anthony Stewart
What form of Buu is this?
Owen Phillips
I like Jiren.
Christian Parker
Imagine the sex.
Christian Young
I am going to have a pan pizza today in honor of my favorite character.
Dylan Smith
Parker Davis
What the FUCK is that?
Evan Butler
>ShonenCHAD Syndicate infighting again
Cease at once. Save it for the moeVERMIN.
Jacob Robinson
Based.
Noah Harris
This is literally what every Tardkurat looks like
Jayden Reed
Didn't he say the leak was fake a couple of days ago?
Joshua Roberts
>Tardku rat-monkey-parrot-dog chimera STILL can't cope with the score
2-0 2-0 2-0 CHADDY PRINCEY WOO
Gavin Taylor
Monkey
Andrew Nelson
I see. Why would someone do this to us?
Ryan Martinez
Bejita? More HANDSOME than Tardku.
Joshua Adams
It's 1-0. Majin Bejita cheated.
Jaxson Wilson
Toei wronged Mark my favorite Eceleb
Caleb Roberts
What a legacy.
Gavin Peterson
>H-HE CHEATED THATS NOT FAIR
Silence.
Angel King
Cheaters aren't real fighters.
Levi Thomas
...
Jeremiah Hughes
Me too
Easton White
I lost all respect for that fag when he made a video of himself crying.
Liam Bell
The undeniable a priori truth of Dragon Ball is that Prince Bejita has defeated his vassal Tardku twice in battle, whereas Tardku has never defeated Bejita. In their first encounter, The Prince completely brutalizes his vassal, breaking every single bone in Tardku's body until he literally passes out from the pain, satisfying the K.O. condition for victory. He is forced to lie on the ground doing fucking nothing for the remainder of Bejita's campaign on Earth, while his own son and his best friend are both getting mauled by Bejita. Tardku later admits that he was completely outclassed and defeated by Bejita, and begs Kuririn to spare Bejita, because he was butthurt about losing to him and wants the salty runback.
However, a rematch would not happen for a long time, presumably because Tardku was traumatized from the loss and did not want to challenge Bejita until he was a million times stronger than him. However, Bejita eventually forces the rematch by threatening to blow up innocent people until Tardku accepts (rumors say that Bejita actually threatened to never kiss Chi-Chi, however this has not been confirmed by Toriyama). In their second battle, Tardku naively lets his guard down, foolishly believing their duel was over. The Prince, who is not known to play by arbitrary rules and honorfaggotry, cleverly exploits this, and proceeds to knock a distracted Tardku out from behind, once again satisfying the K.O. condition for victory.
Now declare the score.
Michael Wilson
Things such as rules don't exist in a fight between men. If you want rules go to a playground faggot.
Elijah Martinez
cute
Levi Hughes
Hiromi Tsuru >9000 | 0 Her Murderer
Asher Watson
Defend this.