None of you could handle a Kagami wife

None of you could handle a Kagami wife.

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she is married to Konata

I could handle a Tsukasa wife

If I could handle her she wouldn't be the Kagami I love anymore so I'll accept her as she is.

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True, im a raging homosexual.

What do you mean by cant handle?

What are you raging about

Dicks, probably

I want her to sit on my face

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She is married to Tsukasa.

True. My dick is only 4 inches and I get tired easily due to being fat and diabetic.

I want to sit on her face

choose wife

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I know. I would make a terrible husband for any girl. Escapist fantasy and self-inserting in other works is all I have.

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Miyuki would be the comfiest. So she would be my pick.

I would make enough money for Kagami to quit being a salary woman and instead be a housewife and willing sex slave.

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My family!

I'd rather have her sister instead

No tomboy?

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That's the daughter

I wouldn't know, she looks easily (man)handable.

why would anyone pick tsukasa over kagami?

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I want to fuck the daughter.

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Because tsukasa would be my cute pure housewife to impregnate instead of a bitchy cunty office lady.

Ditto. People ignoring Tsukasa and Miyuki as best wife options will always disappoint me.

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Kagami is the only reason I watched LS 'til the end

I'm so fucked in the head by that one image of a girl in naked apron with a bowl rice in front of her so it looks like she's wearing shimapan that I thouht it was the case here.

What's there to handle? She's a small Japanese girl that's desperate for a man. She'll do anything if you take her out for drinks and say she's cute.

>What's there to handle?
Your stamina, you'd last 30 seconds in prime kagami puss.

Bullshit. Her laying there like a dead fish would let me last at least 10 minutes

sounds like an imagination issue to me

I thought it would be easy to find a stressed out OL at age 30 but I guess not

Why would any man want this, except thinking she's easy due to being desperate.

so who will inherit the family shrine?

Marriage Kagami

Work Kagami

Date Kagami

Sex Kagami

Cheerleading Kagami

Kagami

Business Kagami

Naptime Kagami

Nomikai Kagami

Me

what do her pantsu smell like bros

Tsukasa is thinking.

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doubtful

poop

there is no evidence that the hiiragis poop

Ask Konata

Shut up Shin.

Just stop being fat, user. You know that calories can't enter your body without your consent, right?

Which lucky wud u fug

About what?

Sex

konata irl

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>You know that calories can't enter your body without your consent, right?

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How many posts until the surreal Tsukasa posting?

Those calories are over-animated which means they enter by quantum tunneling this is an extremely rare case.

Traditionally it's after the Lonely Kagami comic

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