Make one of your favorite shows sound like it's shit

Ergo Proxy is about a frigid woman who lives together with a gay robot in a city where nobody can speak two sentences without namedropping some concept from Western philosophy or Gnosticism.

One day she decides to join a mentally ill man and a malfunctioning robot loli on a journey through a boring wasteland, during which they talk to other mentally ill people in their dreams, take part in a TV game show, steal canned food from a super market, and visit a Disney Land-style theme park.

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hunter hunter is about a manlet trying to find his dad fome reason but actually going into different plotlines that go know where, with a bunch of other retarded characters.

Berserk is about a gay man in a Tiff with his lover.

Violet Evergarden is about some handicapped bitch with PTSD who works at the post office and has terrible interpersonal skills. Over the course of the series she learns to be less autistic.

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One piece is about a silly goofy chosen hero using wacky powers to defeat bad guys with rubber! But he’s a pirate and also a goodguy and also able to see the future and also has a crew of the bestest friends and fighters in the land. His goal is to be very free and to find the mysterious treasure of the last pirate, the One Piece!
It also involves a plotline where luffy does your mom and you just lost the game.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is an anime series which starts off by showing what rich, dumb Englishmen from the 19th century do for fun while the entirety of England is starving to death and lives in slums. Eventually, a vampire messes too much with one of the Englishmen and he basically curses his entire bloodline going forward. It repeats itself and every generation has to fight the gay vampire who likes wearing green lipstick because Jonathan couldn't just be a good little cuck and not touch Dio at all, just fuck off.

Konosuba is a story about a man who died a pathetic death and was given the opportunity to reincarnate into a different world with superhuman abilities or items, but instead chose to bring a stupid bitch with him. He gathers two more equally retarded bitches in this new world, and the plot of the show revolves around them just scraping by financially. Their goal is to defeat the demon king, but they never make any progress because they work at a construction site and repeat the process of getting drunk till they're out of money. They begin their quest and fail miserably, always resulting in psychological trauma and unending wailing. You'd think that with more dungeon and raid experience, they'd be able to strategize and strengthen their synergy, right? They, however, continue to get themselves into difficulties and face new problems without ever resolving the impractical characters' underlying issues.

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Konosuba is a comedy about a plain looking NEET being sent to a fantasy world, gaining a harem of beautiful girls, and defeating the demon king

Fate/stay night is about a dumb flesh robot who summons a powerful swordsman and decides to see how much blood he can squirt out of his inefficient humanoid form.

I got to hand it to you, you made it sound shittier than I did with just one sentence.

Code Geass in space and gay(er)

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Aizawa-san Zoushoku is story about dude getting into relationship with four pretty and smart, but obsessive and autistic otakus. Large part of plot includes main dude dealing with beta orbiters of his girls and adding new equaly autistic otaku girls to his harem. Most of girls literally don't consider themselves people.

Eva is about getting a life and letting go of past toxic relationships.

in NNB nothing fucking happens

>a gay bitch throws a BPD tantrum because she can't bully the new girl

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Psychopathic doctor goes around ruining people's lives and torturing her family while facing no consequences .

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Chainsaw man is about a cop who actually can't read or write, whose mentor is a heavy drinker and who based his entire personality on his fetish.

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Ping pong the animation

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was the album art inspired by re-L or is it the other way around?

the album is from 2003, Ergo Proxy is from 2006

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Special swowflake battles the demon king

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I still want to fuck Amy Lee, don’t care if she’s gotten meaty.

Four girls walk into a room.
>one is borderline retarded and enters a paraphilic relationship with a guitar
>one pretends to play drums but can't follow a simple measure for her life
>one whines all the time since she's scared of everything including barnacles
>one is stinking rich yet socially retarded and her character is just money ex machina, not a real character
They drink tea and eat sweets together and nothing, really, NOTHING else happens. They're supposed to form a music band but they don't ever practice. However, for anime logic reasons, they are able to play music in front of a crowd. Then they're joined by a fifth girl that makes the story even more boring.
Yes, this show exists and somebody decided that it was a good idea to make a second season.

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Odd Taxi is about a fat furry who pictures everyone as their fursonas.

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Kaiji is about an ugly loser who acts like a trusting idiot and constantly gets tricked into nonsensical gambling games and spends half of the show crying.

Diabolik Lovers is just abuse porn

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Not sure this was intentional, but this makes the show very intriguing to someone who never watched it, that's an absurd plotline but one that seems well thought-out.

Kokou no Hito is about a dude with schizoid personality disorder who gets a mountain fetish and constantly lucks out in finding ways to keep himself alive while he drifts through life. Ultimately stumbling into a relationship he himself didn't care enough about not to try and kill himself on a mountain.

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That still sounds good.

how bout no faggot

Alright so there's this guy from space who basically is superman but he's also a monkey and then when the kryptonians come looking for him they find out he's basically a retard but he's like retard strong too. He then has to fight a space alien, some robots, a time travelling bug, and some pink magic jizz in that order. 291 episodes.

>291 episodes
+ like 30 movies
also your description makes it sound better than it actually is

BLAME! is just a tour of blocky brutalist buildings with no dialogue

>Kokou no Hito
That manga is a masterpiece

sounds like something I should read

But that's why Fran is good?

The better description is
Two guys get into an argument and one of them takes a boat for eight years

>being retarded is le funny
>nudity is fucking funny

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Two gay samurai fail at everything, including in leaving their master's shadow.
Also, bushido is heckin bad, m'kay?

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>It has faggots in it
>it has queers in it
>it has trannies in it

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What is this anime about

BLAME! is about a cyborg autist who goes on a very, very long walk. Occasionally he'll sit in a lift for a few months too.

Grisaia is a saga about a man who literally cannot stop fucking beautiful sluts when he's not sniping terrorists who threaten to fuck his pretty little ass.

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Dorohedoro is a black metal mystery manga where the mystery sucks, everyone is completely sexless, the author focuses far too much on side characters over the MCs, and constantly undercuts emotional development between characters by making them all sociopaths.
Its also absolutely great.

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It's a vn adaptation

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Animated ping pong

I'm still confused...

Theatre girls have an illicit underground club but no one fucks or even kisses

But it IS shit, entertainment value notwithstanding.

It's ping pong but animated

take a ping and half a pong add a pinch of animation and you get pong ping the animation

>what if sex jokes you can say around your grandmother, but for 500 chapters

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>completely sexless
but still sexy

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Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei is about an overgrown MySpace emo kid yelling shit Twitter takes to a group of one-dimensional bishoujo archetypes and threatening suicide every other day.

Corretion, every day, multiple times.

Lucky Star is about an autistic otaku girl and her friends: a stinky rich autistic naive girl and two sisters, one being a complete autistic airhead, and one being angry and sexually frustrated towards MC.
And what do they do? Nothing. That's the plot

Wageslave squanders her life working, makes a monkey's paw wish with a goddess and will now outlive the very heat death of the universe.

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This entire thread just sounds like ED descriptions for anime

i like it

that sounds like 8-bit if you say it that way

A show about pressganging minors to war. And looking glamorous while at it.

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Tomato.

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