What would've you done in this situation?
What would've you done in this situation?
Raped her
Die
gone for the kneecap
can't muscle the parts that hold that there, like many places on the body
Stabbed him in the neck
Seriously, who tries to be a hand to hand fighter in a world where combat doesn't work off hitpoints or the like and even a babby goblin shanking you in the ankle cripples you.
Get Raped
I would've let her go and told her the exit is behind me.
Wait for a vetaran or has one, like she did.
Get raped
>Seriously, who tries to be a hand to hand fighter in a world where combat doesn't work off hitpoints or the like
Someone who knows how shit the Monk is in a world with hitpoints or the like.
Seriously why did she just stand there and watch her get brutally gang raped lmao
is it wrong that i get aroused from picrel?
monks in D&D always roll knock down and blind
did she did that ? no ? lousy monk
no, now goblin
Would your waifu survive in this situation?
Unarned Monks are shit and deserve what they get
what about her?
not rape her and take her back deeper in the cave to show off my hard-shonen collection
This but for every class that isn't mage
go for my dagger
glad someone else had the same idea
Brazilian Jiu-jitsu
Monks are supposed to be masters of deflection and avoidance. Person comes at you with a sword, you deflect their hand and punch them in the throat. Person shoots you with an arrow you catch it and throw it back. Plus there is always safefall where they can fall from near any height without any damage. Episode 1 monk girl was level 1 with a bad party against a high level hobgoblin she didn't have the skill to take on.
Looks like the dude was just holding her by the boot. Why not just take it off and run barefoot?
You make me laugh, Monks are all about sucking at levels 1 through 20.
SGG is master marital artist and has that definition. She can kill with one punch.
Double solar and thunderclap out of there.
Looks like we won again gobbros
Rape her, let no one get a turn, especially since I did all the work and use as meatshields for GS, so I can escape with and keep as my slave far away from where he'll ever find me but actually properly feed and care for while keeping away from any other goblins until Stockholm Syndrome eventually sets in. I win at my fucked up new life.
Rape him
>*sniff *sniff. No one is talking about rape in my bait rapefag thread...so I gonna post this one here instead.
FTFY
Goblin slayer "levels" are mostly based on trust, not strength.
Laugh at the monk for being an inferior martial class.
>/h/eadcanon shit.
Not fuck up against enemies Ishould be capable of defeating because I underestimated them
>Disband party right when the kid chose his first quest in a fucking cave
>Party with a good number of Personal Protective Equipment autists like GS and I
>Helmet stays on
>Drill formations
>Drill emergencies
>Start with easier quests
>Rewards go into equipment
>Never relax
I want to say yes but she's fucked up fights she should have won before
badly. were i a female i'd have moved to the nearest city that way i'd at least get paid after fucking short/bigntall ugly bastards.
Miised a number there user
I know. A zero
There's Senior Guild Girl in year one who makes a hob's chest explode.
You're defining daikatana group.
Checked and hailed.
>Daikatana group
Not nearly enough armour, sorry.
>What would've you done in this situation?
slip my fucking boot off and retreat, preferably with minimal panic and as many of my friends as I can take with me back.
Maybe actually consider my life choices for picking a fucking monk class. Rogue would have just thrown poison daggers at him and ran away.
so how much? goblin slayer isn't a medieval world, remember. And spellcasters can't use armour.
I would have showed no mercy to the intruders. The cave is rightful Goblin clay and these creeps were trespassing. It wasn't rape, it was self defense.
And that guy was fighting an Ogre.
Is this semen?
Good post
According to exposed by author in LN. Armour is use specific situations, that's the main reason GS is "multiclass", excepting mage, but focus on goblins.
>Goblin slayer "levels" are mostly based on trust, not strength.
And why are people better trusted? Because they have shown they have the skill and knowledge to take on more difficult tasks. Ep 1 Monk girl had never done anything besides sparring with human opponents not out to kill her and target dummies. Call the levels whatever you want. She was a novice by any standard and didn't have a competent party to support her.
>her name is @
>written as Rogue-like
>made to be the perfect tug at Gobslay's heart strings
>his half of the story is going on a Goblin hunt where many things just conveniently happen to him
>including specifically timed comical Goblin mess up
>Rogue-like reads like Priestess and Hero's POV
Me thinks Illusion had a hand in this event, somehow. I cannot shake the feeling she was setup to be a "female Goblin Slayer" counterpart despite being setup to be the @ in Rogue-likes.
>She was a novice by any standard and didn't have a competent party to support her.
That's right...duh, but the point was there isn't levels.
nothing different. i would continue with assaulting the cute warrior
Except there are, senior GG even had to cut herself off before revealing the rules of the "gameboard" as its constantly alluded to. Manga shouldn't have cut out all the blatant "Gods are playing boardgames that is how everything in the world is decided now" bits like the actual murals depicting the history of the world showing this to be the case.
She will reappear in volume 15. And I think she was living on the farm for a while (in case that's her in one of the illustrations)
roll acrobatics to get free from the grapple
Yeah that is her, the black pendant and head band.
When SGG was talking about "rules"? And how tf is related to levels? SGG was talking about GS shouldn't slay goblins 24/7 and alone, and he must "behave" like his rank.
How? Because his heart can't take it?
Pick her up and carry her back to the cave for nakadashi.
Isn't Graple Escapes a Dex Save?
This basically
Kiss my ovaries fucking goodbye. That's what.
DnD rant time. Since yes this shit is inspired ultimately by 3.5 and back.
Monks are NOT as critically awful as their reputation says, but ultimately even playing them 'correctly' falls in to the issue any NON FULLCASTER does. Though that itself shouldn't be a crime in a properly DM'd game. Still, 3.5 is Ivory Tower design at it's finest. What that means is you are spoiled for choice and all of it is wrong. On purpose. As a joke. Every single choice is inferior to the one true way you were meant to build a specific class. Most in such critically awful ways as to be unplayable. Again, on purpose.
Monks bait people hard with the obvious up front problem. It's class features need pretty much EVERY SINGLE STAT. You can't do that. Even the most generous point buy can't cover that. You'd have to roll straight 18s like some kind of fucking hero. Most compensate with weapon finesse to focus DEX. AC and hit chance in one stat? Neat. Then the life of a fancy dancer makes them miserable because:
>THE MATH DOES NOT WORK THAT FUCKING WAY
Unironnically, ignore dex. Ignore your other class features like wis armor. Strength-Con are your stats. Everything else is a luxury once these are maxed. You will NEVER have good AC without sacrificing everything else for it as a monk. Strength MOD is where 99.99999999999% of damage from martial characters comes from.
Your best bet is being Kenshiro. Every single attack should make your opponent regret life. You should have more HP than an entire side of BEEF. You will get hit. Tough shit. You have the ATATATATTA class feature at your side if the opponent makes the mistake of trading with you. Keep swinging even as all your blood falls out of your body like the MAN you are.
If worse comes to worse, you have the best move speed of anything in the game and it only gets better. Run like the wind. Fuck it. They'll NEVER catch you.
that's completely false, they hit level 8 and become really useful at stopping big bads from getting turns, while simultaneously being completely useless for everything else.
Stunning fist is insanely OP, but it comes at the cost of contributing in literally any other way for the entire campaign.
Enziguri
Yes, because the rank is used to measure power levels by the actual Gods. Its easy to think otherwise because the power levels between porcelain and steel is so small it seems like it is the same as real life. Then once you break past the lowest jewel tag it starts to escalate until curving rapidly upwards until you hit Gold where its basically shonen.
Rolling dice to decide everything from a person's stats before they were even born then dictating what adventurer rank they'll be. Using cards to cause events, making monsters just appear and retroactively made it so "it was always there", etc. Goblin Slayer himself despite "not letting anyone roll the dice" was destined to join with the party he is a part of, the Ruby-Emerald of this silver ranked party was supposed to be Goblin Slayer because he was rolled to ever amount to that much if he wasn't a goblin obsessed broken man. Even the dark elf with a handout he was fighting in an earlier volume used rank as a power level measurement and not a "measure of trust".
Taking control of the grapple's not a bad idea actually, assuming it's a single monster.
oh no, you're the falsefag from the other thread. Stop your shit right there, don't change the subject, post "when SGG was talking about rule?" or fuck off.
>you're the falsefag from the other thread.
?
I am of course talking about the exact same scene you are, senior GG explaining levels to GS. You and I simply interpret it differently. So you can fuck right off with whatever chip on your shoulder you have and pick a fight with someone else.
well, post the "levels", why not? I will shut up
No, she lands a crit and hits him so hard you can see though his torso, to his spine, out the other side.
>"levels" scene*