Is Asuka x Kensuke supposed to be a reference to Nadia x Jean?

Op is a schizo

Great now we have a open bait thread

This shit right here is why I refuse to watch any form of EVA. why would I want to become one of you guys?

Kill yourself though

Shinji saw Asuka flirting with Kensuke and Rei hanging out with Hikari's baby and realized he wasn't needed. Shinji is into NTR, he got off on seeing Kaworu (a way hotter guy than him with a bigger dick) flirt Rei up.

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OP is a schizo who goes to every Eva thread on the site and spams the same shit

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Why did Shinji grow up to be so ugly?

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>still doing this after a whole year
unironically get help

He needs more help then anyone

Retard

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Yikes, no wonder why Asuka moved on to Kenken.

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All the sane person he's even replying to himself

This thread is 100% bait

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

Verse 1: Eric Cartman]
Well
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

[Verse 2: Eric Cartman]
On Monday, she's a bitch
On Tuesday, she's a bitch
On Wednesday to Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!

[Interlude: Eric Cartman]
Come on! You all know the words!

[Chorus: Eric Cartman, kids]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
[Refrain: Eric Cartman]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)

[Break: Eric Cartman]
Talk to kids around the world
And it might go a little bit something like this:

(Chinese)
Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi

(French)
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier

(Dutch)
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was

(Swahili)
Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana

[Chorus: Eric Cartman]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
[Refrain: Eric Cartman]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!

[Outro: Eric Cartman]
I really mean it
Kyle's mom, she's a big fat stinking bitch
Big ol' fat stinking bitch, Kyle's mom
Yeah, chaaaa

>Asushin shippers still seething

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reminder to report this schizo

i haven't watched evangelion in years
why are asuka and kensuke a couple now?

There not. OP is a schizo who spams every Eva thread on Yea Forums

Asuka ends up with Kensuke in the new Evangelion movie

>236469496
Reminder to report this schizo

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Shit thread for shit bait

This guy loves NTR manga like kanojo okarishimasu:

>the schzio is trying to shitpost
Pretty sad

Kill yourself

So you don't deny you love Kanojo Okarishimasu? Does Chizuru x Umi remind you of Asuka x Kensuke?

Report this him everyone

ankoku na tenshi no you ni
Shonen yo, shinwa ni nare...

I'm a real street boston nigga
Aoi kaze ga ima mune no doa wo tataitemo,
Watashi dake wo tada mitsumete
Hohoenderu Anata
sh*t Nigga Boston sh*t
Sotto Fureru mono
Motomeru koto ni muchuu de,
Unmei sae mada shiranai itaikena hitomi

Dakedo itsuka kizuku deshou
Sono senaka ni wa
Haruka mirai mezasu tame no
Hane ga aru koto...

Zankoku na tenshi no te-ze
Madobe kara yagate tobitatsu
Hotobashiru atsui patosu de
Omoide wo uragiru nara
Kono zora wo daite kagayaku
Shonen yo, shinwa ni nare

Zutto nemutteru watashi no ai no yurikago
Anata dake ga yume no shisha ni
Yobareru asa ga kuru
Hosoi kubisuji wo tsukiakari ga utsush*teru
Sekai-ju- no toki wo tomete
Tojikometai kedo...

Moshi mo futari aeta koto ni imi ga aru nara,
Watashi wa, sou, jiyu- wo shiru
Tame no Baiburu

Zankoku na tenshi no te-ze
Kanashimi ga sosh*te hajimaru
Dakishimeta inochi no katachi
Sono yume ni mezameta toki
Dare yori mo hikari wo hanatsu
Shonen yo, shinwa ni nare

Hito wa ai wo tsumugi nagara rekishi wo tsukuru
Megami nante narenai mama
Watashi wa ikiru...

Zankoku na tenshi no te-ze
Madobe kara yagate tobitatsu
Hotobashiru atsui patosu de
Omoide wo uragiru nara
O-zora wo daite kagayaku
Shonen yo, shinwa ni nare

Nice schizo thread

>the W is here

Just spam warden /dbs/tard. here I'll hep WARDEN WARDEN WARDEN WARDEN WARDEN EARDEN.

Now get the fuck out retard

Based the Warden is here. Now retards can really seethe

I thought it was pretty obvious. Similar personalities and appearances, too.
Anno needs to get off his ass and make a Nadia sequel already.

>I thought it was pretty obvious.
NO it wasn't retard because it's not real you fucking retard

lot's of seethe in this thread

>yes, my IQ is pretty low how could ypu tell

Asuka fucks Kensuke, your ship lost get over it thirdworlder

KEK let's laugh at this fucking retard

I know so stop adding to it faggot

another thread ruined by asuka

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>could ypu tell
He's crying so much kek

you're mad

I RUN THIS THREAD

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Everyone kek at this retard

Asuka looooooooves Kensuke

EKUSNEK EKUSNEK EKUSNEK

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KEEP SEETHING RETARDS BECAUSE I AM GOD OF THESE THREADS MY RULE IS LAW

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It’s been an entire year and this dude still can’t accept Asuka is fucking Kensuke and not his dicklet self insert

kensuke? AIDA?

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kensuke's not fucking asuka.
I'M fuckin asuka!

Dude love talking about Shinji dick and cucking, WE GOT OURSELVES A GAY KEK LOVER.

LOL A HIM

kenny-pie

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