You are walking down the street of your neighborhood. You suddenly feel like you're being watched...

You are walking down the street of your neighborhood. You suddenly feel like you're being watched. You turn around and see this person standing directly in front of you. What do you do?

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continue walking

fucking SPRINT in the opposite direction

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turn one eighty degrees and cross the street

Ask if she's a cop, and if she denies it, offer her a lead role in a pornography starring the two of us.

Tell her I just fucked Najimi

Ask her where Najimi is, I have some important experiments to run.

NOOOO GET AWAY I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A SHITTY ROMCOM

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Ask her if she does anal.

Would she even say no to a pasty, pudgy guy like me?

But user, a cop would say that they're not a cop

Her POV
>I too like the country mouse...

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>He doesn't know MARTIAL ARTS.
ngtmt

"You know, if you follow me home I get to keep you."

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Crap, ignore Lautrec.

Right, and the pornography thing gets around getting arrested for prostitution, so the girl can either say she actually was a cop and not be able to arrest me, say no and walk away, or actually have sex with me for cash.

"Do you have any weird incidents troubling you? Just thought I'd ask."

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Finally, my chance.

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>You are walking down the street of your neighborhood.
Walking down the street,
Shooting people that I meet,
Fully loaded tommy gun,
Here comes the deputy, try fuckin' gettin' me
Gotta fuckin' get up and run
They got the sirens loose
I run right outta juice
They're gonna put me in a cell, if I can't go to heaven
Will they let me go to hell?

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Invite her for a drink.

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>What do you do?
Speak jive to her until she mutters a response or goes away. Any weirdos who interfere in our battle gets the lariat or a clothesline depending on their size/height.

Slowly back away, turn around, and walk home at a brisk pace.

tell her " look tiddies i dont know hat your deal is but only strippers wear bowties. my penis will be used in accordance with the rules and regulations of strip clubs... contrary to popular belief they are nothing more than whore houses"

tell her her best friend deserves to date her boyfriend more than her

why the fuck are her shoulders so broad

directly behind you*

Wait, if you just have a tape running, can you make whores legal by saying it's porn?

shoulder pads

Pounce on her and bite her throat then I eat her face.

No, the courts know people try this and apparently if you don't have the setup to make a porno beforehand - contracts, distribution rights, etc, you don't get around the charge.

That sounds simple enough. Just organize a porn studio and pick up hookers

But if you don't offer her money for the sex it's just sex between consenting adults.

The whole point is that you think she's either a prostitute or a cop pretending to be one - in order to get to the having sex part, you need to give them the money first. Giving the money to the cop allows them to arrest you.
A better strategy might be to ask for a "free sample", with promise of an unrelated donation afterwards.

Is she expecting trouble? Is she secretly a violent person on the lookout for someone to tussle with?

Pat her head.

she purrs

What if she punches you.

mating press her.

I'd tell her that I'll help her to find her boyfriend.

Ask her what her favourite dog breed is.

she looks down and a moment later takes out her phone and shows you a picture of a pig, then looks down again

Hug her (with consent of course) and tell her that I could be her friend.

Get away from me you moe shitter before I make you.

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"......Thats not a dog."

Who the fuck are you?
Or just run

Komi seems like among the easiest rapebait in existence.I'm struggling to imagine how would she bail herself out of risky situation and repel even a low-level sexual harasser if there were no other people around?

Rape

Only thing she could probably do is run when frightened

This. komi just needs to start getting drunk and she'll forget she even has that shy syndrome or whatever it's called

Yeah,that's the only option,if guy is faster then she is getting mating pressed.