Would you pull Caliburn from the stone? Even knowing that you would suffer the same fate that Saber suffered?

why don't people just roll for assassins to win the grail wars?

Her wish wasn't to save the Kingdom her wish was to not pull the sword and let someone else do it since she feels like they would do a better job then she did. The irony is that she was the best person for the job and FATE literally said it would fail.

That's why she needs to go to Space and wish on the SUPER Greater Grail!

Because the vast majority of Assassins servants are third-rate doom to jobb the 90% of the times

>The irony is
To add layers to that Irony, Saber was needed to kill Vortigern and remove the remaining mystery from Great Britain but a Human it couldn't do that so Merlin put inside Saber a Dragon Core making her technically a pseudo-dragon so her was fated to die too because she itself is a Mystery in the eyes of the World (Vortigern kinda says this to her in Garden of Avalon CD Drama)

Masters are retarded and never use the assassin to, you know, assassinate people.

Also, the "any servant always wins 1v1 against any master" rule is bullshit and masters pull out servant-killing magic out of their asses all the time.

>masters pull out servant-killing magic out of their asses all the time.
Only Shirou, Sieg and Kotomine did this tho in very specific cases

>Masters are retarded and never use the assassin to, you know, assassinate people.
Not every Assassin have enough present concealment to hide again'ts a Servant and if they fail to assassination attempt are basically death. Most of Assassin in Fate is like bring a bottle of poison to a gunfight is gonna be useless the 80% of the time

Litterally ruled a country of Fairies, self destructive, backstabbing pieces of shit while living on a curse land for thousands of years.

Literally living proof Artoria is just a loser.

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living proof of how terrible fate has become more like

Caster's=Saber's>Lancer's>>>>>>Archer's>Rider's>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Assassins>>>>>Berserker's

Living proof that retarded allies are worst than skilled enemies

It was going to happen regardless.
Mystery was on its way out the very second anno domini era began.
Human rationale was becoming the dominant force in the entire world and the world was already changing in order to accommodate humans being the dominant species on earth. The only holdouts were island nations like Britain and Japan which were able to retain the age of gods for as long as possible before the age of man finally took hold.
Britain was special because it is where a path to the worlds soul is. It's also where excalibur was created.
Britain falling was needed for humanity to flourish on earth.
The only ironic thing about it is that Artoria killed Vortigern which only served to speed up the process of humanity becoming the dominant force on Britain. Artoria realized at that moment all she did was speed up her inevitable demise because her very being is at odds with the changing times. She's a perfect human being with a dragons magical reactor core for a heart and she's swinging around the sword that is meant to protect planet earth.

Morgan is just a retard who had a simple job to make ONE fucking sword and she couldn't even do that.
She knew the truth about fairy britain and ignored it in order to play tyrant on an island that was going to make the world explode into a black hole.

why don't people just roll a lancer then win?

No way. Die like an idiot and then be summoned by fucking males? I only accept mesugaki masters.

I'm not autistic enough to be allowed to pull the sword from the stone.
I'm only autistic enough to get into a Gundam.

>Artoria killed Vortigern which only served to speed up the process of humanity becoming the dominant force on Britain. Artoria realized at that moment all she did was speed up her inevitable demise because her very being is at odds with the changing times.
Also Merlin "created" and trained Artoria with the sole purpose of kill Vortigern and speed of up the decaying of all mystery in Britain that's why he feels guilty about he treated Artoria

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Only if Shirou fucks me in the future

>become futa and impregnate morgan
sign me up

Chaldea is literally doing the Alien God's job for them.

Why does she even have elf ears?

>fucked with Jason
>probably fucked with all the other males from the Argo crew
>fucked with her original master
>fucked with Weird Punches
>probably fucked with Assassin
>probably fucked with Redman

No, I throw that dangerous sword into the index with the others

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No, I'd end my miserable existence.

Or maybe I'd do what HF Shirou did and take some sobbing semen loving slut from her perceived abuser and try to make her feel like the most important person in the word to try and fill out the hollows of existence.

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>Even knowing that you would suffer the same fate that Saber suffered?

>Suffer

Nigga Saber was a KING. Her entire problem was that she cared too fucking much when the entire concept of a King is to not give a maximum fuck and lead to glory. If I or any other Channer were in her shoes we'd roll around in the fucking degeneracy of the role and practically be the next Nero.

Hell we probably wouldn't have DIED to boot on that as we'd practically have all her armaments wrapped around our fucking neck like it's a goddamn Life Alert button and go down with an even bigger legend and Kingdom than her. Saber --- Artoria fucked UP.

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Trace divine blood

Divine blah blah nonsense idk.
Mythology wise she's like 0% human, her moms a nymph and her dads the son of two titans so that's probably why.

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do you ever wonder about how other characters in the nasuverse would do in the grail war?

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Snipped to death by a archer

You would have to exclude ritsuka because he's an auto win.

>Would you pull Caliburn from the stone?
The instant I saw a kickass sword in a stone I would attempt to draw it. Pure instinct.
>Even knowing that you would suffer the same fate that Saber suffered?
God I hope so. Tragedies are fucking hot. I'm extra autistic so I'd probably suffer more. Get Urobuchi on the line.

>in very specific cases
Every single fight is a specific case.

Reminder that holy grail wars are never fair. Every grail war is massively rigged from the start, and every fight has some kind of extra factor behind it, because mages are tricky and a wish is on the line. Servants beat mages is true 99% of the time, except when the master is the head of a mage family using centuries of accumulated power, a master assassin using a mystery-fueled martial arts style and augmented by age-of-gods tier magic, or practicing a mystery bordering on true magic that targets the weakenesses of another style no I'm not seething stop laughing don't post that pic don't your fucking

Shiki can probably kill servants.
But the thing you never think about it, Servants can probably mop the fucking floor with Shiki's entrails.

only if you assume he keeps his plot armor from GO other wise he's an auto lose

what servant do you think he would get?

>the "any servant always wins 1v1 against any master" rule
was never a rule to begin with. The only instance of that being stated was someone asking Shirou "hey do you think you could beat up this legendary swordsman calling herself your servant? no? then why do you THINK killing masters is the fastest way to win?"

>what servant do you think he would get?
Shiki Ryougi, he can't summon another servant because his eyes will always mess up the summoning

Absolutely bodied outside of Nasu fuckery or fanwank. Like another user said Shiki can kill servants but most servants would turn his anus inside out. Shiki's best strategy would be to assassinate the Masters and then just camp until the servants disappeared. But the Nasuverse doesn't work like that.

>Shiki can probably kill servants.
He will probably would end with his brains being yogurt if he looks a servant for longer

>Artoria fucked UP.
She never did? It was the people around her who fucked up. Artoria's plan for ruling was always so that Britain can fall peacefully as she knew from the get-go that Britain was doomed to fall no matter who ruled it.Anyone who tried to extend it beyond its lifespan would have turned into a being similar to Goddess Rhongomyniad, wherein the person in question would lose all sense of self and be replaced with another person entirely. Not exactly a pleasant future.

>Would you pull Caliburn from the stone?
yea
>Even knowing that you would suffer the same fate that Saber suffered?
I don't care about uniting the tribes, I'm only here to kill cops

He doesn't exactly get insta killed by DAA which are equivalent to Servants.

I don't know if his Nanaya instincts would flare up against Servanys tho.

Descendant of Greek gods whose humanoid forms had pointy ears.

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>"When I get back I'm gonna sack Rome and piss in the Tiber!"

To be fair Chaos didn't perceived Shiki as a menace so he got cocky a Servant with Eye of Mind Fake o True would kill Shiki immediately out of pure instinct. In fact Shiki would probably would kill most of the Cocky servants like Gil but Sasaki Kojiro would kill Shiki at sight

>Pull Caliburn
>Become King of today's Britain
>Try to do anything, but Britain is shit.
>Achieve nothing

why are lancers so broken?

Spears and Halberds are the superior weapon

Besides servants like Medusa that have monster attribute, probably nope.
Gil is a bad match simply because his soul is several times bigger than normal servants and thus stronger concept for his eyes to comprehend so his head probably will burst. Not to mention, Gil would know about his eyes with a glance.