Yea Forums humor

Let's liven up this board with something funny!
I'll start

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For me it's when Nietzscheans argue with Christians

That was painfully unfunny but the last line absolutely salvaged it

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I unironically like the Artemis Fowl books. I refuse to read the final book in the series because I don't want it to be over.

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hard mode, no:
>i would like you to make the transaction now
>gregory berrycone
>i only play pharoah
>you have to summon the ghost of Hume to drive him out

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I'm too smooth-brained for Ulysses.

In my opinion the best young adult series ever written. Even the comic adaptation was great.
They completely massacred the movie however. Casting made no sense, Artemis was a cool surfer kid, and they made root a fucking woman, making Holly’s struggle as the first female LEPrecon officer pointless.
And they tried to combine plot lines of the first three books in one movie, it would have done better as a show that did a book a season for 6-8 episodes a season.

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Here's the funniest line i know ...

"No discernible talent." - Sir Harold Bloom

DFW was never ever relevant and will never ever be. Funny af imo

None of these are funny nor humorous.

I thought this post from yesterday was pretty funny

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>jew
Opinion
Discarded

A classic.

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He's never been wrong. Ever.

I can't believe idiots here have seriously voted IJ as #1. Fucking shame. Probably due to people like you who do not see beyond someone's religion or hide behind casual racism so you don't have to actually read anything yourself. Isn't that funny?

Funny and brilliant. Now I want to read The Taming of the Shrew and find other literature on that level.

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>what is a punchline

>be retard
>shitpost for lulz
>tfw people praise your work as super post modern influential genius and transcending language
This guy was kinda based and I hate him for it

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Okay, that got me.

COME THE FUCK ON

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outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

-marx

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Reading is gay, and this thread proves it.

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theres a waldun thread on tv btw. thats pretty funny i guess...?

wtf i thought this board didn't have good jokes

Here is a joke
There was a man driving down the highway and in front of him was a big truck with live pigs.
The truck hit a bump and one of the pigs fell off.
The man saw this and stopped and grabbed the pig (he was ok) and out him in his car and raced off to flag down the truck which was out if sight by now.
On the way a state trooper pulled him over for speeding.
The troopers said, “why on earth are you driving so fast?”
The man said, “this pig fell out of a pig truck and im trying to catch up to it and give the pig back”
The trooper said, “oh, yeah. I remember that truck. Look, there is no way you’re going to he able to catch up to it at a safe speed. Just take that pig to the zoo.”
The man said, “ok sir”
Well the next day the state trooper was sitting in his usual spot on the highway looking for speeding cars when he saw the man and the pig come down the road.
He was so confused that he pulled the man over, even though he wasn’t speeding.
The trooper asked the man, “didn’t I tell you to take that pig to the zoo?”
The man said, “yes sir and I did. But we had such a nice time at the zoo I figured we would go to the beach today”

I hope you enjoyed this joke

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i did lmao
quid pro quo:
A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Hey have you seen my brother?"
Bartender looks at him and says "I don't know, what's he look like?"

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Lol i like jokes where the punchline is someone is misunderstanding or slightly dumb

yeah, thats pretty good thanks

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This was 5/10 until the last line made it instantly 13/10. I slapped my knee so hard it’s bruising up now. I need medical attention.

It should only ever be an animated series.

my favorite

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This one made me laugh, that rebel female pussy in the garden has me acting up

I used to read this without having read any James and I laughed. Now having read a few of his short stories I laugh even harder. I expect to be melting down by the time I finish his major works.

I love when he gets to Dinbad and just completely gives up on alliteration.

kek

Absolute zozzle

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I feel the same way about the Hemingway vs Faulkner post about the soldier boy that killed himself

Some drunkanon did a reading of this a few weeks ago but I didn't save the vocaroo

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very nice :)

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pretty funny desu

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I keke'd

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This fictional character wouldn't have had a problem if he stopped acting like a pseud and explained his thinking in a normal, easy to understand manner. I fucking hate people like him.

I just know a woman at a university somewhere in the US has used this argument to get out of reading Plato or something

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I got a penguin joke for you
A penguin's car breaks down and he takes it to the mechanic, who tells him it will be a little while to fix. So the penguin goes across the street to an ice cream shop and has a scoop of vanilla ice cream. But flippers aren't very good for eating ice cream and he gets ice cream all over his flippers and beak. Then he walks back to the mechanic to see how the car is coming and the mechanic says, "it looks like you blew a seal" to which the penguin replies
>Oh no, this is just ice cream

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God James is such a faggot

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post it
stop teasing me with your allusion

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