I'll start:
>A Storm of Swords
>The Sound and The Fury
>For Whom the Bell Tolls
I'll start:
>A Storm of Swords
>The Sound and The Fury
>For Whom the Bell Tolls
Faulkner just plagiarized the most famous soliloquy of all time, that's not hard.
hard mode: titles aren't from KJV or Shakespeare
Lolita. Lo. Lee. Tah.
>The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard
>TEN LITTLE NIGGERS
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
nigger kino sneed
I said kino not grotesque/edgy
simp
>Bartleby the Scrivener
>The Gay Science
Blood Meridian
The Odyssey
East of Eden
Grapes of Wrath
Slaughterhouse-Five
the day my bum went psycho
The Kings of Creation
>Water Margin
I always really liked the title Atlas Shrugged.
Beyond Google and Evil
I like the title, but strongly disliked the book
"Blood Meridian or the Evening Redness in the West" goes pretty hard
Also a big fan of:
Gravity's Rainbow
War & War
Notes From Underground
Gone with the Wind. Also seconding Atlas Shrugged.
The Shadow of the Torturer
Storm of steel
>The Catcher in the Rye
>The Ethics of Investment Banking: A novel
Mine were of trouble
>Best title stolen from the Bible
Stranger In A Strange Land
>Best title stolen from John Donne
For Whom The Bell Tolls
>Best THE COOL MADE-UP WORD title
The Silmarillion
>Best THE ADJECTIVE NOUN title
The Maltese Falcon
>Best THE SOMETHING OF THE SOMETHING title
The Silence Of The Lambs
>Best THE SOMETHING OF THE SOMETHING title (extended version)
The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch
>Best Hemingway title that isn't stolen from John Donne
Hills Like White Elephants
>Best Faulkner title
As I Lay Dying
>Best Shakespeare title
A Midsummer Night's Dream
>Best Agatha Christie title
Ten Tiny Tots
>Best poetry collection title
Leaves Of Grass
>Best wacky-but-intriguing title
The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
>Best sinister title
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
>Best title with a number
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea
>Best absurdly long title which everyone just truncates to the first word
Kidnapped: Being Memoirs of the Adventures of David Balfour in the Year 1751: How he was Kidnapped and Cast away; his Sufferings in a Desert Isle; His Journey in the Wild Highlands; his acquaintance with Alan Breck Stewart and other notorious Highland Jacobites; with all that he suffered at the hands of his Uncle, Ebenezer Balfour of Shaws, falsely so-called: Written by Himself and now set forth by Robert Louis Stevenson
>Best title with the words 'Moby' and 'Dick' in it
Moby Dick
heart of darkness
Darkness at Noon
Based. Double Trips of Wisdom.
>A Midsummer Night's Dream
this one is really fucking nice
why does it sound so nice
Because "Midsummer Night's" has lots of quick deft consonants which then contrast with DREAM which is rich and smooth like Haagen-Daaz on a young starlet's tummy.
It always struck me as extreme bathos, a 'meh' that reverberated throughout the cosmos. Also it makes me think of a Prachett version of the joke where the guy holding two watermelons under each arm gets asked the time, he puts down each watermelon and shrugs. Except instead of a watermelon under the arm, it's the Earth on his shoulders.
>The Denial of Death
>Voice of the Fire
>Doctor Faustus
>Frankenstein
>The Idiot
Blood Meridian
The Man without Qualities
Confederacy of Dunces
All Quiet on the Western Front
Paradise Lost
>On the Jews and their Lies
This
Guns Germs and Steel
The book itself is Jew propaganda though.
Secrets of the Temple: How the Federal Reserve Runs the Country
(Doesn't actually tell you how the Federal Reserve runs at all but gives you novella chapters about Volcker and Reagan with insightful setting descriptions)
>The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare
>The Naked and the Dead
>The Sailor Who Fell From Grace with the Sea
>A Sense of Where You Are
>The Call of the Wild
>The Postman Always Rings Twice
>The Fifth Head of Cerberus
>The Things They Carried
>Black Wings Has My Angel
>How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read
>Death Comes for the Arch Bishop
>The Bridge of San Luis Ray
>A Clockwork Orange
>The Big Sleep
>A True History
Just some selections of books I have read in the past few years whose titles grabbed me
lol
Of Human Bondage
All The Sad Young Men
The Late Mattia Pascal
Between Two Fires
It‘s lo lee ta but whatever
As for titles, i liked
>women of a certain rage
Because it instantly makes me think of young beautiful people playing naked catch the warm woods around a huge bonfire at night but it isn‘t actually fully dark because midsommar and in the end they go off in pairs of two or three to fuck on white linens that have been spread around everywhere on the moss.
A scanner Darkly
Flow my teats the policeman said
Storm of Steel
Notes from the underground
A wild sheep chase
If on a winter's night a traveler
None of this is good.
>Flow my teats the policeman said
Wut
gib milkies
The moon and sixpence
>The Divine Comedy
It's not funny.
Her husband came up with actually
The Stranger
Confessions of a Mask
The Idiot
Beyond Good and Evil
Crusade in Spain
Darkness Visible
Yea Forums (seldom) can be very nice and cozy
>A Swiftly Tilting Planet
Have never read it but it’s a great fantasy title
>The Slow Regard of Silent Things
Reddit book but I like the title
>The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With the Sea
Best long title imo
>An American Tragedy
I like how bold yet plain this title is
For whom the bell Tolls is just a poem by John Donne
would agree, and from myself add
The Wind in the Willows