>French word for "today"
>Aujourd'hui
>Au jour d'hui
>To the day of hui
>hui = today
>To the day of today
>French for "What is that?"
>Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça ?
>What is it that it's that that?
French word for "today"
Jordan Carter
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Jonathan Bell
fake
Daniel Garcia
Sive et caupe
Juan Lewis
>Quessé ça
Elijah Kelly
Bonjour mon ami Pierre
Je sais que tu me veux
Oh oui moi je te veux
Par devant par derrière
Par devant par derrière
Pour soulager ta queue
Pour soulager ma queue
Dont tu n'es pas peu fier
Dont je ne suis pas peu fier
Mais si t'as pas de capote
mets la dans ta culotte
j'suis désolée mon pote
que le sexe t'emporte
Mais si t'as pas de capote
pas question que tu me saute
de moi t'auras nonotte
Vaut mieux que tu te tripoootte
Salut cousin Patrick
Je rêve que tu me baise
Tu veux que je te baise ?
Comme une chienne lubrique !
Comme une chienne lubrique ?
Car tes couilles me plaisent !
C'est vrai que mes couilles plaisent
Puis t'as souvent la trique
Pour ça oui j'ai la trique
Mais si t'as pas de capote
Remet la dans ta culotte
j'suis désolée mon pote
que le sexe t'emporte
Mais si t'as pas de capote
pas question que tu me saute
de moi t'auras nonotte
Vaut mieux que tu te tripotte
Dis nous belle Véronique
tu as le feu au cul !
Oui j'ai le feu au cul !
Tu veux que l'on te nique ?
Je veux que l'on me nique
Alors fous-toi toute nue !
Oh oui, vite,vite toute nue !
Et passe nous du plastique !
J'en ai plus en boutique...
Quoi ??? Si t'as pas de capote
remets donc ta culotte
Désolé ma cocotte
que le sexe t'emporte
Mais si t'as pas de capote
pas question qu'on te saute
De nous t'auras nonotte
vaut mieux que tu te tripotte...
Ah ah Ahahahahaha,
(Oh non venez
Ne m'laissez pas comme ça)
(J'ai envie)
(Revenez me faire l'amour)
Quoi si t'as pas d'capote
(Patrick! Pierre! Allez basedez sympa)
Remet donc ta culotte
Désolé ma cocotte
(Maintenant que j'ai enlevé mon slip)
Que le sexe t'emporte
(Je suis toute mouillée)
Mais si t'as pas d'capote
(Vous voulez pas?)
(c'est pas juste)
Pas question qu'on te saute
(Maintenant faut y aller)
De nous t'auras nonotte
(j'en rêve)
Vaux mieux que tu t'tripotte
(Allez y j'vous en pris,
faite moi l'amour! j'en peux plus!)
(Allez)
Quoi, si t'as pas d'capote
Remet donc ta culotte
Désolée ma cocotte
Que le sexe t'emporte
Mais si t'as pas de capote
Pas question qu'on te saute
De nous t'auras nonotte
Adam Bell
>criticizes the French language
>simps for Brie Larsen
NGMI
Logan Jones
>>Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça ?
>>What is it that it's that that?
More like "What is it that THIS is?"
James Price
>Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça ?
>Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
>Qu'est-ce ?
>C'est quoi ?
>Quoi ?
>Hein ?
Oliver Cruz
>French word for lampshade
>abat jour
>abat=slaugher/kill/murder/strike down/knock off (in the murder sense)/waste (in the murder sense)
The French word for lampshade is basically "day killer" but it's used in the same way a noir writer like Chandler might describe a gangster being wasted by a gat. French noir often uses the verb "abattre" to describe someone being killed by a gun.
Gavin Clark
That would be a nice story but unfortunately abattre has much more mundane meanings. Etymologically it just means "to lower" and is used in a profusion of meanings. "Abattre ses cartes" means "to show one cards". An "abattement" is a tax allowance or a depression. A "rabat" is a flap. in Bordeaux an "abat d'eau" manes simply rain. And there's many more.
Jonathan Carter
Aujourd'hui is the day of today (hoc dies), by opposition to the day of Yesterday or the day of Tomorrow. Surely you say yesternight instead of yesterday evening?
Isaac Miller
>not wanting Brie to tongue your asshole
Jonathan Nguyen
You have to accept that french often is a retarded language and just memorize some things or you're never gonna make it.
>quatre-vingt-dix-sept
Matthew Myers
>hui
sounds like oui (yes). you see their problem?
>Quoi est ca?
sounds like ass. French people have taste and it doesn't take longer to pronounce keskece than whatizdat.
Hudson Collins
>Not using the patrician Qu’est-ce
Elijah Moore
>>Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça ?
The "que" between "c'est" and "ça" is misplaced
Jonathan Taylor
what's up with her tongue
David King
>English
>96
>Ninety-six
>French
>96
>four times twenty ten and six.
Les gars...
Benjamin Richardson
Mon frères...
Wait how do you say 'we got too cocky' in French?
Connor Cooper
Brie tongues my asshole
Ayden Robinson
>t. never read a novel in French
Brody Jones
>Les gars
>pas Mon gars
Salopard
Anthony Miller
>Mon gars
>pas Mes gars
sale pédé
Hudson Nguyen
Answer my question frenchoids.
Landon Morales
on est devenu trop bitulaires
Carter Price
Merci beaucoup mec
Jose Ortiz
The weirdest part is that that isn't even olde French. They used to just say nonante six like normal human beings
Camden White
>nonante-sept
>mfw belgian
Sebastian Peterson
who is Paris? and why is a city? why is relate with Troy?
Chase Perry
french is not translated english
hui is hui, not today
qu'est-ce que is qu'est-ce que, not "what is it"
Anthony Watson
Josiah Long
outrecuidant for the real translation of cocky
for the best dictionary
cnrtl.fr
Brody Davis
From wikipedia:
>The name Paris is probably of Luwian origin, and comparable to Pari-zitis, attested as a Hittite scribe's name. The name Paris is etymologically unrelated to the name of the French city of Paris, which derives its name from a Gaulish tribe called the Parisii.
Chase Foster
They call potatoes earth apples
Parker Perry
>yesternight instead of yesterday evening?
I wish
Benjamin Young
Capote et saute ne riment pas. C'est bien de la merde ton truc.
Kayden Johnson
>De quessé?
Nolan Carter
Am I supposed to find that picture appealing? Why would I want that instead of a cute 2D girl?
Luis Price
Nous furent consommés par notre propre hubris.
Chase Brooks
>France : frein à main
>Québec : brake à bras
Pourquoi est-ce qu'il faut toujours que les français soient des aussi grosses tapettes?
Nathaniel Martinez
>>Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça ?
nobody says this IRL
familiar speech
>c'est quoi ?
>this is what?
normal speech
>qu'est-ce que c'est ?
>what is it (?) that this is?
>>Aujourd'hui
you can often hear "au jour d'aujourd'hui" which would mean literally "to the day of the day of today" which probably appeared the same way "aujourd'hui" appeared, with the sense of "as of now"
>de ?
Brody Mitchell
>>To the day of hui
urbandictionary.com
Cameron King
brianne is not french
Levi Thomas
>you can often hear "au jour d'aujourd'hui"
Which is nonesense and all that is most strictly contrary to the "bien parlé" of French
Mason Rivera
who the fuck comes up with this shit
Austin Perry
german is by far the best language to express your thoughts
>t. german
Grayson Taylor
It gives a definition of faggot, and it goes around You (formal)
Blake Hall
Maybe there just stupid?
Eli Williams
what?
Aiden Bennett
"The German language is confusing, difficult to use, does not sound pleasant, and is not rich in metaphors"
Matthew Kelly
This is true. The language is sadly wasted on the Germans, however, since they don't have any thoughts.
Brandon Adams
C'est qu'c'est ça?
Cameron Wood
>ESL Gonzales trying to lecture ESL Arminius
>implying
German is no less aesthetic than English and French. These three are the only languages any sufficiently elitist person would actually seek to speak (let us not confusing knowing Greek or Latin or Hebrew with speaking these languages), and they only differ mildly in the grand scheme of language. Obsessing over these minute differences is an exclusively plebeian mindset of barely educated people who do not in fact speak all three and can thus objectively judge their differences.
Caleb Peterson
confuse*
>inb4 anglo trannies seething
Angel Bailey
Basé en criss.
Brandon Edwards
>he doesn't ask for caco calo at restaurants
j'veux un caco calo et pas autt chose
Robert Roberts
Holy fuck, Frenchs are fucking retards. Just say hui, just say Qu'est-ce?
James Reed
>pic related is right
Ryan Perry
But then they have one thing less to laugh at anglos seething about.
Benjamin Murphy
best book to learn french ?
Wyatt Brown
>doing French on Duolingo
>learn a bunch of cool French words such as t-shirt, match, foot, and weekend
Is this why they're so autistic about loan words in their language?