I found a google doc I made a long time ago in middle school that I shared with a ton of people to post stories on and I will be posting them in this thread.
P.S most of these stories are bad and I will keep them unedited.
==============================================================Story #1: Once there was a boy named bob. Bob had a Lamborghini even though he couldn't drive it. His mama told him he could not see his Lamborghini until he was ten. But he was 12. Poor Bob. THE END =============================================================
==============================================================Story #2: Once upon a time there was a dude and he lived in a barn. He had a chicken, dog, and a elephant. Then one day the chicken ate the elephant and was sooooooo fat. The dog ran away and fell in a lake and drowned. THE END =============================================================
Luke Watson
==============================================================Story #3: I'm a tranny. THE END =============================================================
Lucas Cooper
==============================================================Story #3: One day a dog named Fluffy went to the park with his owner and took a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge I mean Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge Tinkle. THE END =============================================================
Matthew Lee
nice creative writing
Cooper Kelly
>story's Great thread bro
Julian Powell
==============================================================Story #4:Hi, My name is jeffery Jungle Roberta Jeff Oliver Jose Leo Yoda Kellen Quentin Lance III. Oh you want to hear it again? Okay. Ahem, Hi, My is jeffery Jangle Roberta Jeff Oliver Jose Leo Yoda Kellen Quentin Lance III. HAHAHAHA THE END =============================================================
Chase Barnes
==============================================================Story #5: Once there was a man, he had twenty girlfriends but he only wanted one of them. Then all of the girls stole his guns and would have threatened him if he said no to her proposal except for one girl. That girl is the one the man loved. Then all of the girls (except for one) were at the living room shooting. Then medusa came in and medusa turned into stone. Then a mouse came in and ate the girls except for the last one. Then they lived happily ever after. THE END ============================================================= P.S this makes no sense
Jeremiah Price
==============================================================Story #6: One time a Camel went to the Mall of America and ate Spongebob and Patrick. Patrick said Oh mama wo that felt weird. And Spongebob said wow that is weird. THE END =============================================================
Kayden Price
==============================================================Story #7: Once there was a man who had diaria. He had all the money in the world but he did a bet and lost. He sold 11.3 billion dollars to a lucky boy and the boy exploded with angriness. THE END =============================================================
Jordan Thomas
=Story #8: Once there was a walrus who had a huge plate of chocolate so he ate the chocolate and he said, “Hey this peanut butter taste funny. >_< THE END =============================================================
Angel Brown
=Story #9 There’s a song about a british man. It goes like this, “He’s british. He likes Quidditch. He’s harry potter Yay.” THE END. =============================================================
James Gonzalez
==============================================================Story #10 WOW I GOT 1,000,000% on my test. I did not think that was possible. THE END =============================================================
Sebastian Campbell
==============================================================Story#11 One day a boy died THE END =============================================================
Henry Edwards
=Story #12 One day a cat sat on a gorilla and the Gorilla said “Go away you filthy feline”. Then the cat said “No you go you fat Monkey”. Then the gorilla started crying and he said “I’m not a *sniff* a monkey i’m a *sniff* Ape”. Then the gorilla sat on the cat. THE END =============================================================
Logan Adams
=Story #13 Once there was a man in a umbrella, he was never wet but he was sooooooooooooooo dry. Then one day it started to rain and the man got struck by lightning. But the umbrella was so dry that it did nothing so the man was invincible. THE END. Oh and then a mouse came to the man and the umbrella ran away and then the man got struck by lightning. NOW the real END =============================================================
Dylan Collins
Very fun user. I'm often sad when I'm reminded of my high school google drive that got deleted before I remembered to back it up elsewhere. It's silly, but being able to go back and read juvenile things you wrote is nice.
Ethan Gray
>long time ago in middle school >long time ago >story #3 mentions a tranny Nobody at my high school knew what a tranny was until college. I graduated high school in the spring of 2014. This means you were in middle school sometime after 2014. You are barely 18 if not underage. Maybe I'm just getting old.
Aiden Wright
============================================================= He is going to suspect smething, since you wearing headphones, but not watching a video =============================================================
Ian Collins
==============================================================Story #14 One day there was a dog named doggo. He had all the dog toys in the world and had a dog mansion. His owner gave him a chew toy and he chewed and chewed and I mean chewed until there was nothing left to chew. The dog barks at his owner and said “Bark”. The owner said “Oh you want bark?” Facepalm. THE END =============================================================
Samuel Lewis
that is not op that is someone trying to derail a the thread notice there a two story 3s
Leo Richardson
==============================================================Story #15 once a man went to the store. He saw some beautiful chips. He wanted the chips. He went to the lady and said HHHHOOOOOIIIIIIIYAAAAAAA and ran away with the chips. THE END =============================================================
Brayden Nelson
==============================================================Story #16 One time a whale farted on a sea lion and the sea lion died a horrible I mean horrible terrible stinky death. THE END =============================================================
Camden Gomez
Can you just share the Google docs link?
Jaxson Scott
==============================================================Story #17 Once upon a time there was a fish named Tim. He had a best friend named Bob. So together they were TimBob. Tim & Bob always fighting crime together. One day day Tim got shot by the Joker. THE END =============================================================
Evan Hall
==============================================================Story #18 There’s this cool dude, His name rhymes with lawlex and he is awesome, and he has a rude brother who likes to hurt his friend’s feelings Liek if you cri every tiem LIke:11 Dislike:137,956,432,716 =============================================================
Lucas Jones
no cuz there needs to be suspense
Henry Harris
==============================================================Story #19 One day there was a guy named George. He got captured by a Moose and then crafted into a Minecraft player. That’s the story of Moosecraft. THE END =============================================================
Andrew Davis
==============================================================Story #20 Story “20’s” A fake. THERE IS NO “THE END” (THE END) =============================================================
Sebastian King
==============================================================Story #21 One time a boy named Sam. Sam lived a happy life but his friends Tim & Bob kept arguing. One day Sam got sick of there arguing he killed both Tim & Bob. THE END =============================================================
Jackson Reed
============================================================= Story #22 Once there was a boy named Butt. He was friends with Booty. THE END =============================================================
============================================================= Story #23 There was a rapper named lil yuck, and he rapped about drugs and stuff, then he died cause the president was like,”Oh, his raps suck, okay? So screw him? Obama for prez.” and he went to Minnesota to die of frostbite. THE END =============================================================
Angel Reed
============================================================= Story #24 MOMMY smell ssssssss like bananas and you do too go away please you smartish person so yeah leave now before y’all blow away so yay bye now. THE END =============================================================
Samuel Young
============================================================= Story #25 Der’s this awesome dude, his name rhymes with sand eye, and yeah. THE END =============================================================
Jose Johnson
============================================================= Story #26 jojo the gose went to a bookstore jojo the gose went to a restaurant & died THE END =============================================================
Henry Rodriguez
==============================================================Story #27 Once upon a time a girl named Sam walked to a bookstore then died THE END =============================================================
Jeremiah Harris
==============================================================Story #28 So this guy took this huge dump, then it continued, dump after dump after dump and eventually died because he took to many dumps. THE END! =============================================================
Henry Hughes
==============================================================Story #29 One day jeff took a walk in the park and he saw a dog. Yeah just a dog. Nothing special about the do… Oh my god the dog sprouted wings and ate Jeff. THE END =============================================================
Anthony Johnson
==============================================================Story # 30 The next day The took a big dump and Jeff came out and ran away. Then the dog came back and flew over Jeff’s apartment. Next he flew in the window and tinkled on Jeff and then ate Jeff. (Again)THE END ============================================================= sorry walked away from the computer for a bit
Gabriel Diaz
==============================================================Story #31 One time a flying cat attacked a lizard. Butt the Lizard was really a Karate Lizard and then he beat up the Cat and Made the cat have no wings and be homeless. THE END =============================================================
Josiah Foster
==============================================================Story #32 One time a homeless dog found a ten dollar bill and then gave it to a homeless guy. Then the homeless guy won the lottery and adopted the dog. THE END ==================================================================
Caleb Fisher
================================================================== Story #33 One time there was a cute cat and a homeless dog. The cute cat loved the attention. THE END ==================================================================
Jaxson White
================================================================== Story #34 On January 3rd Jeffery took a doodoo in his baby potty. His Mamma was so proud. The Dad wasn’t because he had to clean it. And it was Messy. THE END ==================================================================
Evan Cooper
================================================================== Story 35# there's a man, who, ate, dinner and went to bed. THE END ==================================================================
Noah Bell
================================================================== Story #36 once there was a chicken who wanted to be a cow. Then one day the chicken saw a cow on a hill and then there was a war going and then the evil people killed the cow. Now the chicken said “ okay mama I don’t wanna be a cow I wanna be a rooster”. THE END ==================================================================
Parker Murphy
================================================================== Story #37 Bon Bon says hi Bon bon says by bon bon is a ant that wants to go to NY to see Hamilton Bon Bon is a happy Ant. He never gets stomp on. you aren't a good lister! THE END. ==================================================================
Brayden Perry
================================================================== Story #38 One day there was a potato who had legs and could walk. THE END ==================================================================
Hunter Harris
================================================================== Story #39 I used to have fun writing these stories. Used to. JK I love these stories ex. One day I was walking down the street and I saw a pig giving a piggyback ride to an elephant that’s right an elephant. The next morning I saw them again except the pig was on a unicycle giving the piggyback ride. Then I came back the Next day and I didn’t see them but when I walked to where they were I saw that the sidewalk was pink. THE END ==================================================================
Tyler Garcia
================================================================== Story #40 Once upon a time my water bottle ate my dog THE END ==================================================================
Christian Thompson
================================================================== Story #41 I love life said the pickle, then he hoped in a jar with salt & vinegar he no longer liked life. THE END ==================================================================
Samuel James
================================================================== Story #42 Me: Hey Siri what is life? Siri: 42 Me: So this story is life? Siri: Here I have found an article on “So this story is life?’ Me: Siri why are you so serious all the time? Siri: Hmm, I couldn't find that one. Me: *Smashes iPad* *Mom walks in* Mom: What the *Bleep* are you doing? Me:Uhh, I just got 2nd place in Fortnite? Mom: Ohh you shoulda just said that. Oh I did too. Btw we need a new TV. Me: THE END ==================================================================
Jack Jackson
================================================================== Story #43 Once upon a time der was a toothless fish that ate a crab. Den a baby big chungus ate the fish. Den biggie ate baby big chungus. Den pooy doggie ate baby big chungus. Den Jack-jack ate poopy diggie. Den thanos ate Jack-jack. den thanos puked jack-jack, den jack-jack puked up poopy doggie, den poopy doggie puked up baby big chungus, den baby big chungus puked up the fish, butt the crab disintegrated inside the fish. :) THE END ==================================================================
Blake Davis
================================================================== Story #44 Once I got mad and broke every electronic in my house. Don’t ask why.THE END ==================================================================
Easton Baker
================================================================== Story #45 I lost a “dub” and raged. THE END ==================================================================
Jacob Ward
I chuckled
Adrian Miller
================================================================== Story #46 There is a man named Booty. He is a pirate. Hiz fellow pirates call him “Pirate Booty”.THE END ===============================================================
