Match with qt black girl on bumble

>match with a black girl
>go to a cultural event

>bring a girl you've never met before to some expensive event for a first date
do you guys really do this?

Sounds like fun.

nah, strictly free shit

She sounds like a pleb. I’d have blown you at intermission at least.

I've had plenty of dates with girls on these apps that turned out to be boring/not compatible so why would I want to bring that cunt to some expensive thing for a first date? you just take them somewhere cheap like for drinks or lunch first then if you like them you impress them the second time

>match with qt girl on bumble
>take her out to a rare showing of Arsene Lupin play
>MFW the main actor keeps making passes at her
>she unmatched me in the break and I came back to find my mansion robbed of all my expensive art and jewelry
>he's not exactly Banksy, but I hope to sell the piece of wall with Arsene Lupin signature on it

I didn’t say to pay for her ticket. This is a first date so she pays. If it’s a dude date it’s a fun event. Get the stick outta yer ass.
Cheap dates are for when you’re being lazy.

>match with qt Joan of Arc on Christian mingle
>take her out to a Shakespeare play to impress her
>MFW it was Henry VI, Part 1 and the 100 Years War was a major plot point
>some Burgundian noblemen took her away at intermission and she hasn't replied to any of my txts since.

Could've been worse. You could've taken her to one of those porno theaters that existed back in the 70s.

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>dud* date

>stick out of your ass
>NOOO YOU HAVE TO PAY A TON OF MONEY FOR SOME RANDOM GIRL YOU'VE NEVER MET BEFORE
You're the prude here. Why would you waste your money on a time with a girl that might just suck

did othello get easily tricked cause he was black?

No, dude. Let me say it again. Read carefully. You don’t have a special girl in your life, so you find a quick date to go to this nice event/play w/e, she pays for her ticket. You both go for the fun of it. Doesn’t matter if she liked it or not if you liked it. Doesn’t matter if she wants to see you again or not, you had a good time. You didn’t go alone. Mission accomplished.
Try to have more fun in your life.

match with qt Italian girl on bumble
>take her out to a Shakespeare play to impress her
>MFW it was Othello and racemixing was a major plot point
>she left me and hooked up with a melanin enriched bvll

You should've brought her back to your oven and asked if she wants to reenact the holocaust

He is, just like irl in real life

>I am afraid to go to the movies alone
Get over yourself.

>match with qt feminist girl on bumble
>take her out to a Shakespeare play to impress her
>MFW it was The Taming of the Shrew making your woman stay in the kitchen was a major plot point
>she unmatched me and blocked my number

Most cities have free Shakespeare plays. We have one that does plays in a park so you can have a picnic and cuddle with your qt.

>afraid to go out with a girl
Get over yourself

Why would I care if I didn't go alone or not? I'd rather go alone than with some bitch I don't even like. This is retarded, why are you gambling having a good time at something you want to see with someone you've never even met. You're the one who needs to try to have more fun in your life because you don't seem to be able to do it without other people there.

People go out on dates to find a girlfriend and potential wife. People interact with others because they like what life has to offer. We get it already. You hate people, women, are content to be alone forever. You seem to be lost in this thread.

I mean A A Ron was a Moor serving a Goth he had to be a cunt to be exiled from his homeland and BLACK someone

She was a lawyer user I had to be fancy. Although i dropped like $35 for the tickets and she didnt even thank me by buying me something from the concession stand
>$35
>expensive
it was a meme hipster theater

Aw, sorry frog poster. Why’d you pay for a lawyer’s ticket on a first date? Pretty dumb if the play is what “triggered” her

Was it the graduate where a guy bombed a date on purpose and took her to a strip club?

Movies are a pretty shit any anyway unless you also grab a drink or something and talk but oy vey that gets pricey

Agree

>mfw i matched a literal model, swooned her with my poetry, had her call me papi, yet i still ghosted her without asking her out

easy sluts only

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>you don't want to waste time and money and someone you've never met before so YOU FUCKING HATE PEOPLE YOU HATE WOMEN AHHHHH
you okay?

user men outnumber women 10 to 1 on dating apps, if you want to be a jew and just crank it to cam girls your whole life it will be hard to find a GF

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>you don't want to waste time and money
I’ve already twice pointed out you don’t pay for the date’s pickets or meals on a first date.

>match with cute girls on hinge daily
>never message them
I suspect I'm autistic

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Actually user how do I handle this in the future. I asked if she wanted to go, then I bought tickets, should I have asked if she wanted to venmo me the money for her tickets since there was assigned seating?

How old are you user? Do you have a decent job?

you just know you got nothing to offer

>thread is about how anons who bring random app thots on some well thought out dates and then get ghosted
>sperg in the thread is arguing that if you don't want to do this you hate fun, hate people, hate women, blah blah blah
Yeah seems like your Shakespeare date really made you stand out when she ghosted you kek. The girls you meet on these apps are universally low quality. If you're not vetting them you're going to waste a lot of time doing stupid shit with girls who don't give a fuck about you and getting nowhere. These apps are numbers games, if you meet a girl you click with irl then by all means go impress her but these whores on these apps that you've never met before and are only on a date with because of an algorithm are not who you should be trying to impress. You could bring some cute arthoe girl to see whatever play and do everything right and have the exact same interests as her and she ghosts you because you're some random guy she met once and she didn't like the way your sneeze sounded.

The show and the food was free?

How am I supposed to vet them user.

You seem like a jew if you want to do something free like go for a walk in the park. If you drink alcohol she can jew you

Yeah. Or cash when she gets there.
Paying for a nice dinner someplace on date three or four is like saying you love them and might even want a kiss later. (Better for you if this is just date two)

>free?
Not necessarily. I mean you pay for your own shit on the first date. At least. Second date protocol starts to get trickier. There should be some texting/calling in between them, I say.

You sound like a beta and you have low self confidence. I’ll pay for dinner or tickets any time because I’m confident that later that night she’ll have my dick all over her. Small price really.

The point of the first date with some girl you've never met like this is to see if you're even interested in each other. What do you mean you'll seem like a Jew? You don't even know this girl, you don't know if she even looks like what she does in her picture, you know nothing about her. You have no reason to try to impress her because she doesn't give a shit about you, you're just random guy on tinder #723. The whores on these apps are the most fickle people in the world. You could do everything right and get ghosted for a reason that she doesn't even know, or you can completely fuck up and she'll want to keep seeing you because she thinks you're funny or hot or something.

That movie was based on a true story. I don't think the sequel, only in book form, I believe, was real. If the main character can bomb a date that hard and then spend the rest of his life with that woman, OP can regain the black qt. He'll have to stalk her or get some introduction.

Everything outside of Pepe should be destroyed.

>The whores on these apps are the most fickle people in the world. You could do everything right and get ghosted for a reason that she doesn't even know, or you can completely fuck up and she'll want to keep seeing you because she thinks you're funny or hot or something
This user knows his shit.

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>OP talks about how he went on a date
>some PUA incel who has never had a woman speak to him in his life decides to make the thread his dating advice blog
/r9k/ posters should be branded as well as /pol/ posters.

>complaining about bait in a bait thread

Just like go for a walk for a first date, and then agree on something of mutual interest.

25, no job. I'm handsome and tall but I'm a turbo autist. I haven't been able to interpersonally connect with another human, let alone a fucking woman in like 3 years. I just match with cute bitches to boost my self-esteem, I'm incapable of engaging in basic conversation so even if I tried i wouldn't get anywhere
he gets it

this

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Theatre/Cinema are bad for a first/second/third date. No-one wants to sit in silence for hours with a stranger. Just go to a bar and have some drinks together and chat like normal people.

Save Shakespeare for when you know her better.

And stop trying to inpress people on dates. Dates are for screening/seeing if they're right for you. If you go on a date with the mindset of wanting to impress someone, you'll end up putting up with their bad behaviour.

It's not just tinder and it's not just women. This is how dating is for everyone now.

my current gf says my tendency to message her with 1 hour remaining on the bumble "24 hours before your match disappears" thing and to wait way too long to text her after our dates was just maddening and not chad at all

thing is, i did this with a billion girls because i frankly just don't like dating or sex or women that much and i was going through the motions. so i guess i was irritating a lot of women. maybe that's why some of them sometimes got mad at me out of nowhere.

>get engaged to a qt Amazonian girl
>hire a troupe to perform at our wedding to impress her
>MFW it was Pyramus and Thisbe and they all fucking sucked
>she left me and won't answer my letters