I wanna read about the seven princes of hell and demonology...

Frat parties are for frat boys, they aren't things that normal guys can just go to. The way to get laid in college is basically the same way you get laid in general, talk to girls and build connections. Also, dating apps.

Once played a game of strip poker at a college party. We were all pretty equal, down to our underwear, and there was this one shortstack girl I really wanted to see nude, but she was winning, so I said, at the last hand, everyone but the winner strips down, which everyone agreed to.
Well the tiny big tittied girl won that hand too. I was so pissed I told her it wasn't fair since she was the only one I cared about seeing stripping, and she blushed in the most adorable manner. Since I sensed weakness, I told her, hey since you were going to do it anyways if you lost, might as well do it, right?, and she laughed and got naked.
Tits were awesome.
We made out a bit later that night but unfortunately didn't hook up, don't remember what happened.
I met her about a decade later at a party, completely by surprise. I didn't recognize her at first, and she was an absolute bitch to me for some reason (she had become a lawyer, and fat and mean). When I realized who she was, I loudly mentionned, hey, didn't you play a game of strip poker with me years ago at this party? That's were I know you from right?
She was not happy at all.

alas, I am not american

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>Since I sensed weakness
this is where you fail

Dating apps are 85% male, excluding certain obscure ones which are more focused on relationships than hookups. Generally women value relationships over hookups.

Even if this is real, it just shows how ridiculous and retarded the whole dynamic of these things is. America college kiddies are sperglords who ruin good old drunken, sexy fun with neurotic bullshit, since they aren't doing so much for its own purpose as to prove they are liberated enough to do it.

That sounds a bit high, I'd like a source.

I'm not a chad by any means but I've gotten laid through tinder several times, and even had one relationship.

Whats the secret?

You haven't lived until you convince a broad 2 pair beat 3 of a kind when she's down to her bra and panties.

be 6'+

not him but there is no secret besides have good pics. also if can’t get a girl irl then you need to solve that first. too insecure? don’t have any social ability? there is always a reason

The tangible advice I can give is pay for the full premium service if you are at all serious about using the app, and make a point of using it in different towns. The formula works in a certain way that gives you way better odds in new places (ideally high population places).

As for the rest, I think you get the general idea. Be attractive, don't be unattractive. Don't be a whiny faggot. Oh, and you should generally go for phone numbers and dates rather than snapchats and 'come to my place', though I have succeeded with both and it depends on the woman.

You can get laid on Tinder, I'm autistic and barely keep it together presentation-wise and I got laid on Tinder all the time because I'm white and tall. But he is right that the apps are mostly men. Look up the data analyses of different dating apps and sites and the hypergamy curve. Women rate 80-90% of men as "below average." There are videos on Youtube where women try being a man on Tinder for a few weeks and almost have a nervous breakdown because they can't understand all the ghosting and weird standoffish non-replies, or the lack of matches even though they used let's say a 6/10 or even 7/10 guy as their picture.

You can still get laid if you're presentable, but it's really shotgun method and you will get a lot of whores and damaged goods. Also you need at least several of the following traits to have a decent chance: tall, white, decent looking, "professional" (rich, upper middle class) looking, drug connection, OR some kind of niche character like thug badboy or emo lanklet trust fund theorybro namedropping Deleuze and getting a few enby art hoes.

Tinder only works the way it's advertised for rich, good looking people who can afford to do the classic Instagram vacation pictures and pictures of them at some kind of gala. For everyone else, you're either scraping the bottom of the barrel if you have some of the above traits, or you're getting nothing whatsoever.

That's if you want to get laid. You can also try to find the 20% of girls on there at any given time who identify as "lollll I hate dating apps I just want a bf ughhhh I can't believe I reinstalled this." You can get pretty good at spotting them on the non-Tinder apps like Bumble and Hinge. But they often collapse into whores or live double lives as whores anyway, just to tide them over with validation until they get something "real."

Everyone knows women have a better position but that extreme 80/20 thing is incel nonsense.

I've match a few times, but I don't know what the fuck to say. I need more hobbies

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>Tinder only works the way it's advertised for rich, good looking people who can afford to do the classic Instagram vacation pictures and pictures of them at some kind of gala
Why do we think this matters? It's my impression that women just want pictures that aren't 14 year old-tier mirror selfies, and maybe evidence that you actually go outside.

No it isn't. Why would women be on Tinder except intermittently? They can go on and within a few days or a few weeks at most they will have a whole stable of guys lined up to text and go on dates with. Men sit on the toilet swiping right until their swipes run out for 40 minutes a day. It's pathetic. No man should live like that.

You shouldn't say incel as a pejorative, it's a meaningless term and has contributed to the alienation of the growing underclass of perfectly fine men who can't participate in this degenerate casual sex culture.

The definition makes it a perjorative, same as "underclass". I don't hate them and, as seen in this thread, I am trying to help them, but I sure as hell am not going to put them on a pedestal.

Those are UK numbers. Apparently 90% of tinder user base is male in the UK, so you’re competing with 8 others for 1 girl. I’m not sure what it is in the US. I’d give you a source but I’m lazy.

>VGH no matches on the toilet; hitler was right!

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I'd call it something like 60%, if I were to guess.

I just looked it up it’s 85-90% male in the UK and 78% male in the US. Apparently American women are more whorish than UK women.

You aren't helping them by making them feel like you have to hold your nose to deal with them, and describe them in subhuman terms to let them know the status difference between the two of you. Precisely what they are increasingly beginning to doubt is whether the source of that status difference is valid at all, and whether they should just impose a saner system on you and everybody else. If you want to prevent them from going further into this kind of thinking, which has already basically hardened into an assumption a priori, I'd advise a gentler approach.

But I don't really care either way. I want them to be angrier because I think they're right.

National Socialist gender policies were actually interesting. They honoured women while also acknowledging their difference, and it caused record civic participation by women and made women a hell of a lot happier than they are as childless histrionic prostitutes.

>National socialist gender policies
Traditional family values aren’t restricted to Nazism. Nazism borrowed them from Christianity.

>They honoured women
by treating them like breeding machines to send more children off to war, yes

I agree, any natural law doctrine would do. I'm just saying the Nazis were interesting insofar as they had what amounted to a natural law doctrine on gender roles.

Women like to have big families. Women as "breeding machines" is an obsession of a dehumanized progressive movement that sees the purpose of life as hedonism and views any natural or traditional activity as arbitrary or burdensome. The same society that complains about underpopulation and the need for immigration also endorses abortion and demands that women live like hedonists until they're 50, while getting surgeries to appear younger.

At some point the Nazis became the sane ones.

>obsession of a dehumanized progressive movement
you mean like the nazis?

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Partly yes, they were themselves victims of various things like scientism, materialism, and technology worship. Their racial doctrine was crass. The best parts of Nazism were just the natural Volksgemeinschaft of the German people being given an opportunity to shine by the Machtergreifung. I don't know if a Jung-Papen style authoritarian government would have incorporated more of the same currents without smothering them. The Nazis half smothered them, half hypercharged them to dangerous and unnecessary levels. But they were also (correctly) anticipating a two-front war with Anglo finance and Bolshevik terror so I can kind of understand why they had a "we have to work with what we've got" mentality.

Just a shame so many of them were bad eggs. Himmler especially.

>sure if you ignore all the bad stuff they were actually good!!!

lol

0 pussy mfs

Everything composed partly of ordinary people trying their best has mixes of bad and good in it. The USSR had many good people, so did the Anglo-American bloc and many others. The tragedy is usually that the good people are swept up in currents they wouldn't agree with if they knew where they were headed, or that they are manipulated deliberately by some higher power.

Most states become "normal" after a while, through the sheer inertia of normal people trying to live their lives. Obviously you want to rely on more than this to ensure good outcomes but it's important to remember that people are basically good and basically want to do good, if you just meet them halfway. Except trannies.

lol dude you're not on /pol/ right now you don't have to act like a chud

I would fuck the one on the right so fucking hard, to tears and beyond painting every wall of the house with her sweat and cracking them all afterwards with her moans. She cute.

>Most states become "normal" after a while, through the sheer inertia of normal people trying to live their lives.
you're not wrong

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Incels aren't just unattractive, they are retarded. The ones I've known IRL say lots of stupid shit and are very difficult to be around.

Literally just have sex lmao

That is partly due to the fact that they lack opportunities for proper socialization because the only social settings available are a shallow dating culture and a hedonistic youth culture. Autistic people can find a modus vivendi if handled with basic compassion, and not subjected to confusing popularity contests for meaningless prizes (sex with whores).

This is a good example. Think about what you're doing. That's a human being.

In the long run, what impulse do you think wins out: the one that identifies compassionately with the dead man being degraded for fighting for his homeland, or the one that takes sadistic pleasure in picking a "side" as an excuse to mock the corpses of the other side's soldiers? Nobility always wins in the end because it's objectively correct and every person knows this instinctively. Every person knows instinctively and unconsciously, at least at a deep level, that war is fickle and they could just as easily be the mangled corpse in the ditch, and something must unite all of us in this essential vulnerability. Jünger's Storm of Steel has some good reflections on this.

Even you know it at some deep level, which is why subverting it like this by trying to desecrate a corpse gives you a giddy thrill. If all human life weren't sacred, if it weren't an eternal truth that even the enemy can be noble and should be respected as a fellow human being, it wouldn't be luridly fascinating for you to deny it. You would be indifferent to it.

Good Morning

See this is what I meant about incels saying stupid shit that makes people not want to be around them

stupid games get stupid prizes

Good morning

Indeed, that was my point. Enjoy your movement filled with suicidal trannies and neurotic perverts siloed off into millions of discord channels.

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That effortpost you made about how all women shit on walls was just retarded

Enjoy your dead nazis

I am a reincarnationist (except for trannies).

hopefully you can reincarnate into something less stupid

Alright, as I pass you in the tranny tollhouse being shown by God the forms of Man and Woman, and why they can't be mixed or interchanged, I will consider reincarnating as something even smarter than I already am. But this is already a lot to handle.

>bro just be a completely different person and you'll get laid

And then what?

Yes? If you aren't getting laid you're objectively a failed man and should fix yourself while there's still time. Entry level requirements for pussy are lower than ever, just look presentable and behave like a decent human being. That's it.

Yes

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Buy her plan B, if needed, then block her number

>America college kiddies
Not American, French.

And this is relevant how?

You buy her plan b so you don't have a child you're not ready for, and you block her number to prevent any attachment being formed.

>failed male
By your definition. I'm glad you got low quality pussy just by looking presentable, but I don't have to make this compromise.

Only way I can have sex is with a prostitute. Women don’t love me.

Enjoy 0 pussy then, loser

I meant to what was said before, you said
>Literally just have sex lmao
so what happens then?

Legit the only consequence of getting 0 pussy is inconsequential nobodies calling me an incel online.

meant for

What happens then is that you can cuddle for a bit, but do NOT spend the night with her

post more sexy women

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No one cares about your country, frog.

She looks like she fucks black guys

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And what does this change?

Burgers really can't help themselves, can they?

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