Already 28 years old

>already 28 years old
>not married
>no kids
>no friends
What was her problem?

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She is too hot, thats why.

shes a cunt

hypergamy
look at the numbers for high functioning women that either don't get married at all or remain childless compared to the average woman.
At 28 she's just hitting mother nature's panic zone

Why would she? she barely acknowledges her own teammates as equals, why would she lowered herself to someone beneath her standards

Literally me

>why would she lowered herself to someone beneath her standards
and why should men lower themselves to someone beneath their standards
women are fucking retarded

Literally me. I wish I can control things with telepathy.

let's be real about this
>easily top 5 strongest being on earth
>possibly top 100 strongest in the know universe
>fiery personality
>likely wouldn't give a fuck unless you were strong enough to keep up or surpass her
how many humans are on her level? blast is missing, bang is too old, samurai is too weak, emperor is too young, zombie is zombie, pig god is a fat nigger that would gross her own, king is too much of an otaku to ever touch a real woman, drive is an android, genos is also an android and metal, tanktop and puri are far too weak to get her attention.

her options are:
1. samurai
2. darkshine
3. watchdog
4. flashy flash
5. saitama

looks like a kid and a bad personality

Sexy bare-legged kid in heels with a bad personality

it's a struggle for dominance, if you can't prove yourself to be remotely as powerful as she why would she take you?

This is why fat old men are so popular in doujinshi. Watching men who women consider beneath their standards obliterate them sexually and turning them into submissive sex pets is satisfying as fuck.

>samurai too weak
didn't mean to write that

because as a human her only purpose is to get a child to keep her dna going?

probably a virgin too

>Why would she?
She would end up like pic related and die alone.

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>it is okay to marry down as a man
>it is not okay for a woman
The double-thinking.

says who again?

Welp, you could ask yourself the same question.
At least shes not shitposting in an anonymous imageboard.

These are popular because of self insert.

Maybe she is

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Stop projecting, user

>already 28 years old
>not married
>no kids
>no friends
That's literally me.

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spicy

Mob didn’t go after the strongest people or very specifically high standards to develop relationships. From the beginning, he was considering on marrying down for a girl who had no fucking powers.

You mean popular for self-insert otaku cuck who will never get pussy?

saitama will be hers soon

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If you are a guy, that’s normal. Guys gain shit at age thirty.

maybe she doesn't want any of those things

You have hundreds of women to choose from, but you pick the one that has no reason to acknowledge your existence and get surprised when she shoots you down? really now do you think life is a cheep doujin?

bitch

fundamentally men select for fertility and mothering ability.
women select for general ability to succeed

Exactly. In other words don't waste your time competing with men and then wondering why they don't want to bother with you. Women like project thinking that because they want a successful man, career-wise, a man would also get a hard-on for a career woman.

>Hundreds to choose from
Okay then chad, now get the fkc out of here.

If that were true then women would never cheat on ugly rich guys.

There's that old idiom that "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach"

Women divorce and cheat on hot, rich guys, too. Women are just immoral and never can be satisfied with anything.

what's with the projecting? am i wrong or is she the only woman on the show?

...

Fucking yes. A guy who doesn’t think with his dick!

I can literally smell the cheetos from this one

>already 28 years old
>not married
>no kids
>no friends
Unironically me

No one likes smol girl with a bad attitude.

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>body of a 12 year old

She won't hit the wall soon, why waste time raising a family in a chaotic world?

>28 years old
Sure

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Indeed, if you have to walk on eggshells around someone all the time or they will casually injure you with their super powers, it's probably better to stay away as far as possible, no matter how attractive she is.

Fuck you tats, you have a nice ass

I do.

She sounds like most 28 year olds.

>wide hips
>plump ass
>toned body
>defined waist
>huge thighs
>body of a """""12 year old"""""
She's just short.

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>pig god is a fat nigger that would gross her own
That’s not what my doujins say

No man wants his offsprings to inherit midget genes.

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you're just a pedo user
She is build like a 13-15yo/a loli

>OPM vore doujin
why

Yeah, totally the body of a little girl.

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It's surely due to her rough childhood and Blast's advice to become stronger and trust no one

She still isn't in illya level

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Illya is a featureless stick in comparison.

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>15yo
> loli
I refuse to believe that it isn't a bait.

Wrong, how can a 11 years old be more sexy than A 28 Years old ?

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Wow, that's literally me!

You're not hot.

>He doesn't know

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>I'm 28 as well
>not married
>no kids
>no friends
I should marry Tatsumaki we're a perfect match

Yeah, but Tatsumaki is not Mob. She's not settling down with a weakling if she was interested on a relationship.

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You need to have a pair of a brass balls to even approach her.

>135 cm
Imagine

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Women also settle, user.

>15yo
>loli

All psykers are socially retarded misfits.

you don't even have to imagine, she can levitate user

except for the friendless thing,you are a very smart man by not being married or having kids

Tatsumaki, sleeping around? With her ego she would rather make a clone and fuck herself before ever letting a man touch her.

Artificial wombs would solve pretty much everything.

King seems the only person she more or less respects.

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Only incels unironically enjoy bald fat ugly looking ass old men gangbanging one women.

Watchdog is a furry faggot who should yiff in hell. Darkshine I'm half convinced must be dickless from all the steroids, and the bulge we see is just a flashlight he stores in his undies.

>yiff in hell
It would be Doom, but with a bit more fur.

Just a reflection of reality. Most men can't handle strong women. Majority of Yea Forums would be scared and wouldn't be able to handle her. I love bitchy and confident girls so she'd be a perfect match for me.

I bet that you thing that his is a loli too.
It would've been hilarious.
Which board?

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>same age as tatsumaki
>haven't railed her brains out yet

why the fuck do i have to be a human>

source?

Not him but tatsumaki is a loli ,she135 cm short and Flat the only thing that she has developed is the Hips and many lolis have developed hips too

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Nobody deserves her.

I think you're just projecting.

>strong women
Usually it has nothing to do willpower and everything to do with having a bad character.
Try using trace.moe

>smol
sure reeks of tumblr

>Tatsumaki
>flat
Look at OP's image again.

She looks pretty Flat most of the time

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She only mates with the strongest.

She has a clearly defined small bust.
Reminds me of my sister before she had children.

so, no new chapter yet?

Yep

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>What was her problem?
Shonen.

That's not what "flat" looks like, retard. You can see the shape of Tatsumaki's tits under her skintight dress.

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Literally me next month

Anyone who treats Tatsumaki like a loli is just retarded or a projecting pedo.

Tatsumaki has loli body of 14 yo girl. Facts.

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Not just respects, full on impressed after the hotpot battle as shown in ch93.

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Not all lolis are Flat
Then Murata is a Retarded or a projecting pedo?

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>Not all lolis are Flat
This reminds me of a duck test.

Because men are horny and desperate and will screw literally anything

Murata draws actual little girls differently.

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and begs me to release it from my basement so she can see mommy again like a duck, then it probably is a duck.

Give them a rest. Yea Forumsfags just reached cognitive dissonance. Just imagine being one of them. They probably shitposted everywhere about lolis and pedos. But now their favorite masturbation fuel is in loli zone.

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>begs me to release it from my basement so she can see mommy again like a duck
Chernobyl is one hell of a place.

Me except I'm 31

LEFT LEFT LFET LEFT OH GOD LEFT

...Wait, was that your question?

>I swear, officer this 135 cm girl is not loli. She's 28 years old cunny.

There are 28 year old girls that looks just like her.

This is why passports is a thing, no?

All lolicons say that.

Seething manlet rage

So you're moving the goalpost now?
Tatsumaki is a 28-year-old WOMAN
She is not flat.
She has wide hips that can pop out multiple children.
She has huge butt.
Her body is pretty toned for a small chick.
Her torso is long and has an hourglass figure.
She has a defined waistline.
She has fat thighs and long legs.
And you're retarded.

We're not talking about women vs men, we're talking about Tatsumaki. She must despise everybody else, men and women equally.

I'm far from being a lolicon. I most of the time like big titties but I can appreciate petite women.

How many heroes are in a relationship?

Tons of lolis looks like her.
Keep coping. Even bald man in called her child.

I would take the chance for the psychic genes. Also, isn't her sister extremely tall? She might inherit those, kids sometimes look like their uncles and aunts too.

That's the spirit. Good taste

t. Australian

And what, she doesn't deserve love just because she doesn't look like an old hag?

Also, if you get her pregnant, she would probably stop being flat

my 28 years old sister have even less bust but she is at least 30 cm taller so no one is confusing her for a loli

Your point being?

No, you're just retarded and a projecting pedo.

So, the problem is how she looks? Does that mean that you would fuck a prematurely developed 14 years old girl that looks 20? Would that be alright, just because she doesn't look the part? What flimsy, superficial morals. She's 28, she's alright no matter what you say.

i wander off but my point was that there are adult womans with that kinf of boddy

None. There's like zero romance in this manga.

>n-no she's definitely a loli and not just a short petite woman!!!
>y-you're a pedo just like me COPE!
Sounds like you're the one who's coping, honestly.

Webcomic when bros? I’ve pretty much enjoyed every recent chapter

It's over. You're one of them. Go to police and reddit. Admit your virtual crimes.

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I never argued that point.
It's just we have a retard who wants to pigeonhole Tats into his personal definition of loli.

>Tons of lolis looks like her
Murata drew actual little girls in the manga and none of them have Tatsumaki's body type.

>bald man in called her child.
That's the joke, next non-argument.

Go back.

>inb4incel

You arent orginal you cracker

>imgur.com/a/Ro8I50w
This is not loli, just short petite 5 heads tall woman with proportions of loli.

You can call her petite woman if thats make you feels better but i will continue to call her loli because that is what japs and murata call her.

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>Try using trace.moe
shit doesn't work

Really?
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So according to idiots here in this thread petite women are lolis now?

No, I'm pretty sure it's a one spreg. Maybe two.

If they look like lolis they are lolis.

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didn't work for me

You can continue to be wrong.
Keep your pedocope to yourself, though.

Is there anyone in a relationship in opm world?

Maybe you're just a normalfag from Facebook or R*ddit who love to joke about "lolis" with Chris Hansen memes.

It's one seething pedo trying to find company by insisting any character that isn't a tall titcow has to be a loli.

it's a drawing, its whatever age the autor told us it is, so Tats is a 28 patite woman

Pic unrelated?

Got I love petite woman.

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Not sure if bait or some really weird problem, but please stop pretending to be retarded.

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All heroes are pathetic manchildren. That's the point.

You sounds a lot like LRD

WTF bros? S-she is...petite woman.

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>pathetic
Like it or not, but they are defending humanity from monsters.

are you Afraid to find lolis sexy?

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What do you think about male valkyries?

No I'm being serious, I tried the thing and it gave me nothing
Probably just a weird problem

Most monsters are also manchildren gone off the deep end.

>bang is too old
Don't underestimate the old man

Nope, but since I don't like loli characters, I don't want non-loli characters to be conflated with them for the sheer purpose of cope.

I only fap to oppai loli

Dude's just a moron, even cunnyfags from Yea Forums know Tats isn't a loli.

So? They are menace.
Hero association members are still at least as heroic as firefighters or policeman.

>cunnyfags from Yea Forums know Tats isn't a loli.
The state of toursits.

True enough.

The only crime I would admit is falling for your bait

Nope. But you seem to be.