A loli has pinpointed (you) for a crime you've committed against her and wants you arrested, user!
What was your crime?
A loli has pinpointed (you) for a crime you've committed against her and wants you arrested, user!
What was your crime?
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The only acceptable answer is identity theft
I drew a naughty picture.
Murder
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Thought crime. And violating the verbal morality statute.
ryona?
Nakadashi
She asked me to licky lick her cunny and I said no
According to the Presumption of innocence, the legal burden of proof is thus on the prosecution, which must present compelling evidence to the trier of fact (a judge or a jury).
Unlicensed wizardry.
It's clearly supposed to be rent. I hope he gets the chair for that.
She is cute. I probably need to read a manga.
I'm assuming I attempted to start Instrumentality so that humanity would become a hivemind.
My crime was failing.
Sad little hedge mage, you just don't learn.
Liking big bara tiddies
She's an anime only, so I told her how her favorite series ends.
She asked me to lick her cock and I said that the only cock I'll lick is my own so just to prove it to her I dropped my pants and licked my cock all over but my tongue got stuck. Now I had to get my tongue unstuck so I ripped a chunk of flesh out of my ballsack and then sneezed which cause the flesh to hit the loli right in the eye. I tried to apologize but I then realized that I had sneezed my whole tongue out so I tried to apologize using sign language but I forgot that I had a gun in my hand and I shot her in the other eye which caused her to become blind. Suddenly I became overtaken by the urge to stick my dick into her eyesocket and that's just what I did, so I started skullfucking this loli and it felt really good. It went on for about 10 years to the point where our souls switched bodies with each other and the loli accuser is actually me in a different vessel accusing the person behind the computer so that's all you need to know.
Theft of a firearm.
Wait. You need a license?
THIS CHANGED EVERYTHING.
This thread is just full of apostates.
Hentai protagonist kun grew up to be a policeman?
I have way too much dirt on him to be concerned.
I'm sorry, mister policeman, I watched Eromanga Sensei...
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I don’t know, I was just trying to make a milkshake
Holy shit that's hot
W-where am i? Who are you and where are my clothes?
This is why you should go for legal aged girls.
I'm her father's loan shark. What she doesn't realize yet is that cop's also on my payroll, and he's here to deliver certain collateral.
Yozora is better
saying the N word online.
nah
I whooped her ass at YuGiOh.
This, but only because she comes along with her BFF Sena.