Kabedon you

>Kabedon you
What to do?

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Give him my best angry tsundere line to hide the sound of my panties moistening.

Wrestle them to the corner and hit em with the quadrupldon

I've been kabedon'd by a girl a bit taller than me (I'm 5'5 she was 6'0) and honestly, it was not heart racing. Definitely made my heart skip a beat but not race.

>Ao Haru ride
What a waste of time.
Should have made the guy the narrator of the story, would have been more interesting.

>I'm 5'5
Oh no no no no

>(I'm 5'5 she was 6'0)

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>girl kabedons you

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yell rape and get him expelled

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I headbutt the fag on the nose, obviously.

shut up I have a 6.5 inch cock much bigger than yours anyway.

>KABEDON his face
faggot

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So why didn't you fuck her?

bury the shitter on the mic for being a dimeless vanilla midget gook

I wish this happened in anime more often.

He was 5'5.

We're just friends. Haven't fucked but almost there. I'm scared she's a bit tall to fuck for me.

When will they learn?

Advanced tech

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Are you gay or somethin nigger?

>not self-insert as the girl
faggot detected

Get PTSD about being mugged and cry

s-shut up. She can carry me on her back and she did it when we once got too drunk to walk. It was embarrassing.

>I'm 5'5 she was 6'0
kek you could eat her out while you're both standing

In all seriousness, good luck bro

Kabedon must be the most just-fuck-my-shit-up "power" move there is. Not only you leave your front completely open, but also present your arm to make moping the floor with you even easier.

Kick in the balls

Do you want her to amazon press you?

>kabedon pic related
>die

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Holy shit this is a magical series, offtopic but damn.

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I love Douman Seiman

What's an amazon press?

Imagine a mating press, now switch the positions of the man and woman.

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jesus christ if she does that to me I think it'll hurt...she's 6'0 man and just a bit fit...

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pussy

user they're not fighting

It does require bending the dick quiet far, so you don't wanna have any accidents in that position.

SLAP ARM AWAY
DOSUKOI DOSUKOI
COUNTER KABEDON OR RING OUT

And even normal girl weight encouraged to just bounce whatever way she wants can snap cavernosas like the tube inside a glowstick.

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Yell "HENTAIIII!"

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Fool! When will you learn? Love is war.