Monogatari

>the series is just a collection of scenes with extended witty seemingly randumb conversations
Is nisioisin trying to be tarantino except the fact that his scenes don't climax to any interesting punchline

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it makes me climax, if you know what I mean

Some retards actually think this series is deep and have an actual meaning, kek.

I think Sodachi/Senjou/Araragi meeting the Strangulation Romanticist trio is an oddly good choice considering of the six of them half of them have removed people from life

Quentin tarantino should direct the inevitable monogatari live action. He likes gore and meandering conversations so this is a perfect series for him. He hasn't made any good movie since reservoir dogs tho

I prefer how they start. Loli rape is very interesting to me.

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Lmao

Rapist loli >>>> Loli rapist

Why do anglos pronounce monogatari as mono-gyaat-ri?

Same reason why they flip names.

As long as lolis and rape are involved.

they flubbed it

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why do advertisers hate lolis?
if dunking donuts used Shinobu in their ads Id buy their crap

>Cute girls
>Cute voices
>Cute sounds
>Cool athmosphere
>Cool characters

Its not a 9/10 masterpiece deep shit like most people claim. Stuff happens some fights scenes and shit but most people watch it for the things green texted.

How can ararararargi control his boner here?

It's not deep, but it's still a 9/10 masterpiece. In fact, EVA is the only deep anime.

just today I started to watch this bitch again, it is not bad at all like you retards that watched just bakemonogatari think, it do have a lot of dialogue that doesn't connect to anything, but the narrative jumping from thing to thing make it very fun to watch, and the story is a not bad, so fuck you user

Don’t know what you’re on about OP the punchline is always interesting