Am a lawyer

>am a lawyer
>have a client accused of consented abduction of a 13 year old girl (basically convincing a young girl to come with you with sexual intent)
>prosecution found out he has loli porn with pics of real CP
What would you do if you were in my position, Yea Forums?

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do your job

I would do some lawyer shit and not post about it on a macedonian basketweaving forum

Probably not post about it on message boards like a retard.

plea bargain

>>am a lawyer
Are you that Alex Cunny, Esq. guy?

Kill him

You don't know shit so it's okay and still confidential
no

Beat the cast Ace Attorney style

>real CP
I mean he brought it on himself.
Also

Get out of here and prepare your case.

Do your job as a lawyer and make sure to get him off but murder him quietly after the trial, thus fulfilling your professional and manly honor.

sounds like you're public defense, so i'd probably quit for private law and make actual money with 1/50th the workload.
for that actual case? as little as possible without opening myself up for repercussions, he should rot in jail.

Real Cp makes it pretty clear mate

You are estate I guess?

Get him thrown into jail then leak his files to a CO to tell the inmates that will probably beat him to an inch of his life.

Oh fuck, am i just seeing things or do you also post here? is /int/ not enough?

Try to find a way out for him as if he was you. You're the only one who can help a brother out.

I thought so too.

>prosecution found out he has loli porn with pics of real CP
Every single time kek

>>prosecution found out he has loli porn with pics of real CP
You could try and spin it off as "it's just a drawing bro" if it was just lolu but if it's real cp dude's fucked

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Yeah 3d fags should be put on the electric chair

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He also posted this on /pol/. It got deleted since it's off topic.

> accused
> your lawyer asks for advice on Yea Forums
Imagine the feelings

just make sure he gets a fair trial, we all know he deserves whatever's coming his way

What the fuck is your problem? Fuck off.

Under civil code I believe those would be considered separated crimes:
>statutory rape attempt
>possession of illegal material depicting minors in a sexual way
but it depends on the local laws, so as usual look them up.

Not sure on tribal laws like Saxon, Shariah or shit like this.

Is it forbidden to store cp for personal use?

>he has loli porn
No problem just argue
>with pics of real CP
He's fucked cut your losses

Well, they found it with a warrant, but there was nobody to accompany the cops with.
I could bring this up and he would potentally be acquitted, but fuck man he admitted to me he really did do it.
He even has a loli stash, I mean, it's not looking good for him. I mean, I read loli porn too but come on man real cp? Disgusting.

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>he has loli porn with pics of real CP
proof it

This thread is a powerful reminder of why 3D is PD.

Yes under most governments. For a good reason - customers create a market, a market creates production, production of CP boils down to statutory rape.

He's fucked. Do your job and try to get him a light sentience, you filthy lawyer

Nah, I know what I have to do.
I can get him on probation.
Or get him acquitted on constitutional grounds, but as I have said he has admitted to me the crime, of course those are private since it's attorney client and inadmissible.

Yes. Most countries consider even animated and drawn child porn as illegal.

Claim that CIAniggers planted the CP.

Make your own decisions cuck

I am telling you he is not fucksd. Basically the cops screwed up on his constitutional rights, so he can get acquitted but it's a moral question, I mean, he really is a potential child molester

Then argue that case. Why are you shitposting on Yea Forums?