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Ishuzoku Reviewers
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This girl triggering Kanchal was the best thing about the episode. There were a lot of good things about the episode.
Why was he so pissed off anyway?
She seemed fine
>She seemed fine
If you're deaf.
Because Kanchal is a manlet and gets angry easy.
Oh
I watch them without sound while gaming, that might explain why I didn't get the joke
guaranteed replies
Isn't having the background sound the whole point of "watching" something while gaming?
Rate my idea for Ishuzoku Reviewers: a brothel that plays out like one of those escape rooms, except it basically recreates first episode of Goblin Slayer.
Without knowing about it, Stunk, Zel and Crim must escape before they get gobbed.
Crim doesn't make it.
Is this what brothels are like in Europe?
What level would Stunk and Zel be in D&D?
No.
I loved how Kanchal was holding the script for the episode
There's speedwatchers, there's people who treat anime as background noise, and then there's people who treat anime as background noise on mute while not even looking at it.
When you think cancer can't get any stronger, that happens.
>Crim doesn't make it.
Well he can just float up to the ceiling and stay there indefinetely
What about people who watch anime on mute at 1.5x speed on a screen that's not even in their peripheral vision?
That's just a screensaver at that point.
you don't have to understand japanese to hear how terrible her delivery and lines were.
To be honest, I'd love that though.
The idea of that big titty moocow being all flustered trying to poorly act is far more arousing than the other girls pulling off the fantasy.
also this stitch posed problems...
Nah, I play mostly recon in BF or Kamidori, so I don't need 100% attention all the time
So that's what a female Gondola looks like
I only now realised how fucking freaky the sex between the hyena and an angelic futa actually must be
not really, he was female at the time so his massive cock was absent.
Im actually going to fucking die
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
she looks like she'd be game to eat ass.
I wish I could once again be as innocent as you, user.
>she looks like she'd be game to make you eat ass.
fix'd
Kek I didn't catch the title on there. I figured it was just a script for the roleplay scenario.
>I will never eat the ass of an sadistic petite 90cm tall girl
Why even go on
What's the point
Can I just rent a room in your brothel and live there forever?
so why exactly do japanese hobbits have dog ears?
>make you eat ass
She doesn't have to make me.
John Carpenter's : The Thing (2020)
Probably just some side effect of old D&D handbook translations getting wonky
Like kobolds being described as having "dog like faces" got us Japan's kobolds that are just dog people. And pig orcs.
Eh, I'd hit it
>you will never wake up to this
Why even live?
>When you find out how your steak was cooked
interesting
i can recall a jrpg game on the psp had their dwarves depicted as midgets dog people, kobolds basically
a lot of details getting embellished through translation it seems
Why would anyone make this milk truck a knight?
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>like thighs
>like tits
I see nothing wrong
age restriction unless i sign in. hurry i need to realese!
I love how nobody has a bush.
I think you're talking about Suikoden 2
It's hard to clean jizz out of a bush. Ain't nobody got time for that.
How do they shave in this world?
this and crabs are basically why prostitutes shave irl.
if you want a pure maiden make sure she has hair before you soil yourself by allowing her to touch your flesh.
they have magical cold-drip candles, gender-swap potions and video crystals.
I'm sure they find a way.
Magic, ain't gotta explain shit.
I don't know any of those. Why 'watch' if they don't watch it?
>all the succubus brother reviews are about how theyre too powerful and you wont have to nut for a week straight afterwards
isnt that a good thing though?
There's a different between merely not having to nut again and barely having the energy to put one foot in front of the other.
Not if you're a sex enthusiast who enjoys the act as much as the orgasm
As long as men's crotch stays standing, so too will the succubus tower.
Name your succu-girl, weary traveler
There's a difference between having a good nut and being milked dry, even if you signed up for it
OPs mom.
Do you have any succubus/halfling hybrids? Because if you can source me a succubus loli I'm in, otherwise I'd head back to Piltia's.
Big titty brown gyaru please.
Small breasted, tanned, tomboy milf
A small-statured , football loving, genki and slightly lewd blonde haired shota
>All those titties
>Crim getting drained
>the post-succutower walk
>Crims reaction to flying into Meidri
Best episode so far, how did we get AOTY so early lads?
This isn't AOTY, it's Anime Of The Decade. Unless they do Takagi Season 3 except it's all Mina and Takagi isn't even mentioned or we get Centaur no Nayami S2 but it's only the Chi-chan and maybe some Shino chapters then there's no way they're topping this.
one without stupid head wings
95cm tall chubby loli, flat as a board, blue eyes, ankle-length blonde
straight hair, deredere type, in a blue onepiece swimsuit.
And can i get a large curly fries with that?
Ishuzoku Reviewers take place in Utawarerumono world and she's a type of proxie created by proxies.
Can we take a moment to appreciate redheaded Succ's self control. She had Crim right there yet stopped herself from sucking an Angel's soul out. Only nut.
If she sucked out his soul then he couldn't come back with his giant dick full of succulent semen again in the future.
I thought it took place in the kingdom hearts world.
Want to fuck?
Vote Succ
Either they forgot they were meant to be drawing balls or Crim's vulva is looking extra puffy today.
Can I pick the boss?
>Tripfag
my negro
there's literally nothing else airing this season
Crim's ball sack just got drained clean by a succubus remember?
As a man, you should know that your balls won't change size just because you cum.
cute
>The human girl is the most humanised
Big thinks.
I want to take that dog out to dinner. I'm not even furry but she was nice.
kek
It's because you liked how committed she was to making Crim happy.
aloe
you can't rape your customers
That and I liked the way she told off the others for bringing a pure attribute to a rape dungeon, the equivalent of bringing a vegetarian to an all-you-can-eat steakhouse.
Piltia seemed to be pretty good at it.
Alternative link?
Because Yea Forums makes a big deal about "watch 1000 shows before posting", so people, even though there's literally no way we could tell reliably that they're lying, try to find ways to "game the system" and absorb only the most superficial information about a show.
Me, if I want to be knowledgable about a show I don't want to watch, I just read synopses like any person with half a fucking brain cell would do.
That's some real Frankenhooker shit right there
I've known this for years. But that's what makes it fun!
Kanchal spoke of the gulf between cowgirl's acting and the real thing like he knew from experience.
You have clearly not fucked a succubus before.
Boss looks strong here but can she beat Crim in bed?
HOLY SHIT
Oh that explains the pig orcs, though Ishuzoku is the first time that I see pig orcs in anime instead of the warcraft/warhammer green dude with tusks. I knew that they were described as pig-like but I never thought it too literally.
Wrong
Slimes that eat hair
I keep telling you, Zel, that's disgusting
>Because Yea Forums makes a big deal about "watch 1000 shows before posting", so people, even though there's literally no way we could tell reliably that they're lying, try to find ways to "game the system" and absorb only the most superficial information about a show.
Kek, retards.
Just be like me and watch what you want, when you want.
Then post on Yea Forums, and learn what is right and what is wrong from constant abuse from your mistakes.
There's probably a slime girl waxing shop that all the ladies in town go to.
wew lads
Nice
Shortstack gyaru. Relaxed but assertive personality. Caramel skin. Blonde hair with drilltails. Thick eyebrows and lashes. Oni horns that extend from the forehead. Violet eyes with cross pupils and black sclera. Full lips. Long tongue. Gotta be the perfect height for standing paizuri. At least F-cup breasts, could go bigger. Inverted nipples. Overall plush body type, but not too pudgy. Stomach with a little bit of meat but you can feel the muscle tone underneath. Thick thighs. Round shelf ass big enough to jiggle but no cellulite.
I think that'll do it.
Is there such a thing as a featherry? Because this fucking penguin man, she's doing things to me.
YOOOO
Penguins don't have feathers. They have rubber skin.
>Previous post deleted for no reason.
Okay.
>The censored version has the girl making silly noises over the "angel mayo" scene
nipples require spoilering the image
Feathers are just an evolution of scales, scaly.
as much of a letdown last weeks episode was - this one delivered.
I see. My spoiler thumbnails are always off because I like to live dangerously.
He probably peed moments before
That's the idea behind the escape room brothel, it's either for people who want to simulate doing a quest and getting a sexy reward for it, or pick the hardest difficulty, where it's just enough that you can't not solve it and escape rape, but so hard that no matter what you do you do get raped to simulate the rape. It's for people who want to experience rape without raping, and people who want to simulate a quest without questing.
It sounds like something out of a fucking SAW movie.
What does she do?
>Evolution
>Still believing in this hoax
lmao, sure
And despite that he's still one of the best characters.
Take a load of this guy.
"unzips pennis"
Yeah. They're called Downies.
she ruined the immersion
No, they would enslave the males and use them as a constant food source.
Heh
What, you think he just HAPPENED to be good at craftsmanship from birth? Just because Halflings tend to be good with their hands doesn't mean he didn't practice his tiny butt off! He's secretly the most based of the group because he knows she can do better even if he does his criticism a little harshly.
Her name should be Pengy
I found the other three girls' faces hilarious while he was lecturing her.
user what the fuck
There's always another boner, I guess.
Class of Heroes.
I'm with Kanchal. It happened to me, but imagine you have a fetish you really want to try out and when you finally hire someone to do it they completely fuck up a basic plot. Really annoying and totally ruins the mood.
So... is the 4 10-point reviews model a Famitsu reference? Also, can't believe it took me 5 episodes to understand Meidri's name.
What was the previous post about?
>it took me 5 episodes to understand Meidri's name.
I'm still wondering if all birdmaids' names end in -dri.
If you'd install 4chanx you wouldn't need to ask. Also Yea Forums would suck less in general.
That's not true, you can find some midget if you try.
Why is sad is you will never eat the ass of that midget meanwhile you are a girl too
I wish I could be her.
I wish I could use this user as an onahole.
Why was this deleted
Nipples. Not the hamster.
>you get isekai´d for 1 day and can do what you want
I would love this
Usually if the janny isn't an asshole they'll spoiler it instead of deleting it. Especially something like a stitch from the show.
Well I can see it because I have 4chanX, so I guess janny's an asshole?
Ooohh I could use this
Reminder to all neets wishing to be isekai'd in this world:
You'll have to get a job or you won't be able to afford for whores.
are they hiring IT guys?
>not becoming a whore so you can earn the money to afford whores
Never gonna make it
You could ask the Demon lord's research department I guess.
All halflings in this show are bullies.
Learn to read, SEAnig.
I'm not a furry but those 90s cartoons definitely indoctrinated me a enough not to hate it.
>like tits
>I see nothing wrong
It's tit, not tits
Man, this show is just packed with whorrible monsters.
Manlet rage made manifest
WOAH WOAH IS THAT MEIDRI?
Is the masturbation counter village in the same world or is it stand alone?
kanchal is the best
>Despite of being defiled into njoyment from fucking whores, crim is still too pure and too gentle to perform rape roleplays.
This shit made me laugh.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I WANT ONE BIRD MAID WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MEIDRI!!!!! MEIDRI!!!!
I want to cuddle with meidri while she wraps her wings around my body and makes sweet, gentle and soothing chirping.
WHY MEIDRI CANT BE REAL!!!!!!!
>learn from Yea Forums
>Never ever cuddle with Meidri with her wings acting as a featherbed.
KILL ME AND ISEKAI ME INTO MEIDRI'S ARMS
That's mostly eastern europe and some select germanosphere basements.
If there isn't a featured race with giant titties that aren't disappointingly firm and messy then I'm going to eat my own hands.
Sounds like a pyramid scheme.
Linux only
I hope there are legit female angels in Ishuzoku revievers universe.
They could be even better than bird maids.
Angels have no gender, dumb frog poster.
where my owl bros at? I want to fuck this dork
Can someone please buy the image set at pixiv.net
No, but you can drunkenly enter a rape fantasy brothel and forget the safeword, sobering up just in time to realize how dire your situation has become.
stop ruining my dream to cuddle with some wholesome and cute angel girl :/
This show makes me hate the fact that brothels are illegal in 99% of my country.
Say no to owls!
>Fusion accident
Pleasures herself on-stage. She's there to lay her monthly eggs for the people who get off to that. I don't, but she's cute and I like just how lewd she was outside the egglaying bullshit.
That's not a guarantee sadly, so it's better to just use the spoilers yourself to prevent any issues.
>not becoming an adventurer
We're clearly all max INT wizards in here. We'll be fine.
Trust me, real life brothels are not like brothels in this anime.
Whores are also diffrent.
just get yourself your angel g/bf and ignore her dick
I cant just ignore dick. There is no good position what will allow to dont see or feel that fucked angel hermoaphrodite angel has dick.\
I need pure female angel GF
I have the most confused boner considering her proportions
How fast can you run though?
>that was not ok
>this is fine
n-naruhodo...
Not him, but I can actually run pretty fast since I'm a skelly and have long legs. It's stamina that I'm lacking.
That might not be enough
Just saying... they would have to cut my balls off, cease my testosterone production, to drag me away from the rape brothel.
Or they just show you the bill
I wouldn't mind fasting for 30days and spending my food money on rape whores.
Why is Crim obsessed with beasty looking girls?
They are much cuter in their comfy clothes.
>cow girl didn't get sex animation
>cute mouse girl, i think, didn't get sex animation
>boring vanilla human gets doggy style
>dumb elf gets one
>cute tomboy succubus didn't get one
>but a whore even among succubuses, with hearths instead of pupils, gets 3 minute of sucking and fucking
Who appoved this?
Well yeah, but I'll have to develop stamina if I'm walking all the time.
What haррened here?
They wanted to рlay some dungeon raрe but she said something wrong and the mood was ruined?
He wanted something with a dick and had to pick a girl because the others took the man catalogue away from him, leaving him with little choice but to pick a hyena. The second time it's because the dog was the one who understood how pure he was so it made sense to take her.
Looks like their establishment is not doing so well. What gives? Who doesn't want a complete sub girl?
The biggest newfag tell is someone going out of their way to avoid exposure to dick. Everyone who's been on this site longer than a couple years loves the cock in some form.
Catgirl was his first so it sticks with him, but he also really likes the feel of fur on his skin.
I don't know man. I like futa, but with futa dick, a massive oversized thigh like thick dick with massive swelled futa balls, not a male dick.
And ishuzoku angels are futa so what's the problem
No problem, i am not the guy you were replying to before. I just wanted to express my preferences.
Kemono girls are hard to resist, I dont blame you
Now that i think about it, does this universe have human looking dog girls? Meaning dog ears, tail, but no fur and human face?
>Kemono girls are hard to resist,
How does Japan do it
Elh is perfection
But her beta design in the artbooks in nasty
just get youself an angel with a small dick and pretend its a big clit
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Thank me later.
I'm desperate enough.
Im definitively the kinda motherfucker that would be hitting up the cat girl whore house every other day
Anyone?
They focus on the cuteness aspect instead of being literally an ugly as fuck animal like most western shit does.
My favorite is the minotaur knight who can’t act and the human.
this image sparks joy
the joy you share with strangers online
>exhentaiorg
Meh, when are we getting something better?
Everyone but the elf, who showed zero personality, was breddy gud desu. I'm no furry but that kemono girl had some charm after she went apeshit from seeing Crim's carrot deluxe
Why don't they give Crim at least B tits? Or at the very least, gyno tits? OR at least woman nipples?
>decensored
>also has a PoV version
Nice. The fuck is up with that fucked up URL though.
exhentai.org
Hahaha
Just jerk your dick to something else, don't make too many begging posts.
I want to know how many people get inspired to go to a brothel or solicit a hooker because of this show, only to find out it's fucking nothing like they imagined.
Someone's gonna get a disease. Someone's probably gonna get stabbed.
Are some weaboos delusional enough to believe something is going to be just like they saw it in some anime? I refuse to believe some people can be this dumb.
I'm more accustomed to the idea. But finding a brothel is the hard part now. Maybe a euro trip is a decent idea.
There's always one or two easily influenced people who will go ahead and do it, so long as they're sensible about it and go to a properly run and above-board establishment everything should be fine.
>Someone's probably gonna get stabbed
I got stabbed once. It's pretty overrated, would not recommend.
I havent watched this show yet, but the one thing I know for sure is that I'm in love with this bird.
Probably very few since they know that most of the hookers will have a personality similar of Aloe's or worse
>I refuse to believe some people can be this dumb.
Oh you sweet summer child.
>personality of Aloe
>*measures your cock for free
What's wrong with that?
Bird is cute.
Just cos your dick's less than 8cm you get to feel smug about that.
japan:
>dresses properly. clothes make people
>a slightly pointier dot nose compared to regular anime girls
>short, trimmed fur
>cute girls and softness
western:
>often no or little clothes
>fur like a shaggy dog
>big muzzle
>50% bara
She has the personality "I really don't care about what I'm doing as long as it gets me money"
oops forgot to reference the reply
Even though it doesn't happen until Volume 3, they should try to find some way to include the scene with Demia and Death Abyss, where they talk about why succubus stores in a world without magic are shit, and why you should never go to a place that doesn't have a functioning magic circle to protect you.
It might save some user's life.
Even outside of Bara like 95% is gfur
You must be new to not realize how severely retarded people can be. Many adults never get out of that fiction = reality phase that they should've gotten knocked out of them in childhood after jumping out of a tree trying to be superman or some shit.
>Are some weaboos delusional enough to believe something is going to be just like they saw it in some anime?
That's one of the defining traits of weaboos
How can I fuck a cute girl like her? Or a cute girl like her who is younger?
You can't
My fucking sides
Anything goes as long as it has a penis.
I haven't been around since last friday. Have I missed any good discussion?
A Japanese Soapland is the probably the closet you'll get, and it rules out STD's and being stabbed. It can be pricey though.
Respect the barrier, faggot!
Is it furry if you want to fuck the animals in this but not any other animals
KANCHAL!
Jokes on you, I have been a regular John for over 5 years now. I even have a hooker who I visit very regularly. She is a nice older lady, who is not only good in bed, but a fun person to talk to. I mentioned it before, but yeah, I took my younger brother to her, so she could take his cherry. All thanks to this show (my brother watches it too and got curious). The three of us spent the entire night together, and she even gave us a family discount, since as she put it, for the first time in ages, she had some real fun.
Ew ew ew ! you just participated in incest you gross gross man
Yeah, you will turn into a full fledged furry over time.
That's what happened to me with lolis. First was just Hachikuji and now I want to fuck female Kanchal. And I'm also starting to want to fuck Terriermon.
Based Oniichan
>this is this show's audience
I WANT TO MARRY MEIDRI AND MAKE HER VERY HAPPY! FUCK THIS GAY ASS WORLD
Was pic related you?
I say yes to owl!
Yes but you're not in to deep.
Just don't make an FA account, create furry OCs or start eyeing up dogs on the street.
Judai, cut your shit out
Where can I find full pic?
Unless they're cute dogs.
You can tell when an actor is acting poorly even if you’ve never been in the situation.
Motherly loving 168cm G cupped black haired hourglass figured succu-girl, with glasses and a secret craving to be fucked that she will not admit to until she see's your penis, thigh highs and a red left pupil and gold right pupil that both develop into heart pupils at any point during sex.
This has been the only anime I've been watching this season, or at all recently, and it's been a while since I've seen a human anime girl, to the point that she looked weird at first without having any 'extras'.
>he tried to hide at sea
I haven’t watched this series, is there ryona fetish?
>mmf incest 3dpd
So will Crim ever get back to heaven or what happened with that?
>168cm
Too short. FDG is 7'2.
Hello Onii-chinchin toucher
how you been?
there seems to be some stuff brewing about that matter at least as far as the broken halo piece is concerned in the manga
Anything goes.
Nice, sounds like my ideal girl
this is the shittiest gif I've ever fucking seen
Shit gif for a shit girl
>severed limbs
I wish this dumb fetish just disappeared from existence. So many good doujins ruined by this shit.
Is there a high quality stitch of her being chained up nude with the collar?
no this is shit girl
>not liking quads
get a load of this fag
Does it really count as gay or incest if two guys are fucking the same girl? I mean as long as these two only concentrated on the girl, it should be fine.
Yeah there is this artist who "art" I like and I've chatted with him when he is doing live shit. Cool guy. But the guro shit just ruins my boner by 20%.
I don’t care for amputee fetish, but the idea of being able to beat and injure her as much as I want sounds amazing.
You've never had a dad right?
It's not gay unless balls are touching.
I wish guro had more stabbings/shootings/choking and less dismemberment.
I live in an area where prostitution is decriminalised completely so finding a reputable brothel wouldn't be that difficult and I must admit I have looked them up thanks to this show. However I've also seen Naked Attraction which tells me just how many girls are covered in tattoos and piercings like Aloe, which would put me off completely.
you take that back
Artists are lazy/unispired so they go for the onahole. Good ol ryona is hotter IMO.
We used to have a Japanese soapland here but it got damaged in an earthquake and got demolished.
I went to thailand with my good pal. That's all I'm gonna say.
lol someone should have told the patrons to slow down haha
There is also an brothel in Japan that caters directly to gaijin. You pick a girl, pay like a motherfucker and watch her waste 60% of the time you bought, with smalltalk.
Thanks user, but the blurry navel kills it for me.
I don’t think it’s laziness, I think it’s just what they enjoy. Guro artists are usually into it the stuff they draw.
do you want the one that comes every monday, wednesday, and friday or the other one?
MOMMY
idk user I'm just tired of nipplefucking/neckfucking corpses.
i want one girl with dark skin, blonde hair, and another girl with a 12 inch cock to help me fuck her
Ryona is patrician.
I feel ya bro; I’m desensitized to it at this point but it still kills my boner.
Why did you staple socks to her head? Is that part of the fetish?
YES! I don't see how anyone could deny it's not . there's a reason that shit is called the devil's threesome no straight man would ever be down for sword fighting
Think of it as a warm onahole that you can hug and give headpats.
I wish ningen were real
Psychopath
No idea, I didn’t draw it. I just like seeing her cute face getting slapped around.
Fuck society
Nothing beats non-H ryona.
I disagree.
Shindol's old amputee hentai was nice.
Look at him grabbing that tiddy; I bet he’s gonna rape and titfuck her.
>get well soon!
Every single fucking time
Yeah I'll take one succu-girl with a bubbly optimistic and lustful flirty personality that she keeps switching back and forth between all while sporting long curly hair that goes down to her elbows, 6' 3", DD cup breasts, wide hips, peach ass, and to top it all off she has a slight obsession with cuddling.
Could you read that back to me, please?
I wish to make a contract to date a demon girl and take her out to see Faust!
This is the most violent that I can accept. No internal organs or dismemberment for me.
>she didn't wet herself
lame
Does this dude get any more guest reviews or did he reach his limit with the myconids?
You can't grab onahole's hands from back and use them to dick her deeper. You can't do proper mating press without legs. Without limbs you literally limit yourself to positions. Therefore amputee fetish is shit.
I feel ya user. It’s weird how it seems stabbing and shooting are off limits but limbs are free game.
you can if they sign a release form saying they signed up for this at the counter.
Well, ok then
There we go thanks user.
Guro seems to be all or nothing for most artists. Either they don’t like it or they are only into the most extreme stuff. Shootings and stabbings are often grouped in with ryona.
I meant more like it involving a fucknugget from the get go.
As vanilla
What about those guys who fuck a woman's vagina both at the same time? I mean they are inside a woman, so it absolutely can't be 100% gay. And they are doing it for her pleasure, which is a sacrifice, and sacrifice is not gay.
We need a drawfriend in here to get all these requests filled out. These orders are too good.
Oh no, now every hairpin-chan gives me a boner because of this anime
The rare breed is clit torture. It’s actually kinda weird how rare it is when the male equivalent cbt is so popular.
Getting disgusted by guro and limbs chopping means i still have some sanity and humanity in me. I may wack off exclusively to futas with massive dicks, stomach bulges, and big size difference between partners, meaning futa on loli/shortstack, with rape, but i am still better than guro fags.
Cynthia the Mission had this scene
you still got time to go down further
>lures you in with a cutesy face and demeanour
>once you're on the bed and she's convinced you to wear handcuffs she sadistically pegs and tortures you all night
that's kinda hot
The real galaxy brain move is circling back from that to vanilla
Fuck guro though
I dunno, the whole is still a turnoff for me. It seems pretty popular on guro sites though.
>This thread became a guro thread.
Wtf?
Dismemberment is fine if they patch up the wounds and let the girl live. It is a necessary process to produce a quad.
Killing the girl on the other hand is a huge waste.
Stumps of varying degrees are an option. pixiv.net
Then you can still grab her arms.
And if you want to get technical you could even sever ligaments or motor nerves and keep the limbs otherwise intact. Or you could replace the removed limbs with non-functional prosthetics. But that ruins the appeal of a compact, pet-like girl.
Quads are gross desu; necro is not a waste either
>Like hardcore guro
>Hate girls dying
It's so hard to find guro where the girl getting mutilated is immortal.
It's true that i used to read only tomboy stuff and be disgusted by futa and now i seek it exclusively, but i don't think i will ever fall as low as gurofag.
Where are my fellow harapan/vomit chads?
Eh, your loss man
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>Mai-chan’s Daily Life
>Maggot Baits
I want a curvy, big-breasted older woman. She has to be at least 40 (or appear as if she's at least 40) with dark hair and a beauty mark beneath her eye or mouth. I also want her to have a beauty mark on her tits visible through cleavage. She needs to have a soft, gentle and motherly personality and aura, but with domineering, femdom undertones. Make sure she's wearing stockings and some kind of business suit with a mini-skirt. Glasses, lipstick and black, lacy underwear optional. Must be fine with me calling her mommy and into mommydom. I want her to commit, too: full lap pillow headpats and spooning where she's the big spoon.
I think i saw one, quite recently, with elf girl having her limbs locked off in another dimension through some portals, but she was some kind of immortal regenerator so she was going to regrow them anyway. Quite good.
This one is so wholesome it may as well be vanilla
Hairpin girls are always the best.
You mean it's not?
don't like the vomit, but he makes great fisting, cervix penetration, stomach bulge and even ovary fingering.
Lol I guess so. Still got snuff and necro at least.
Is this really how terrible hookers and prostitutes are in Burgerland? I live in England and I've been going to prostitutes for years and I've literally never had an issue with any of them.
Hell, prostitutes are probably cleaner than your average roastie because they regularly get checked to keep their goods profitable.
Yeah I don't know I just want to go back to talking about the show
Stomach bulge is hot.
Amputees and ryona are fine to me, but I don't like guro, if you understand my notion.
You like a steak, but not the steak factory.
I actually worked in a meat factory for a period.
Amputee fetish is guro.
>Go to golem brothel drunk
>Wake up next to this
I thought the gurofags were just joking until they began unleashing their collections.
>ywn go wrist deep into a girl’s belly
Why even live?
The problem with dead girls is that they rot. Almost no hentai manga artist consideres preservation like Body Worlds. There are a few gynophagia image sets where the girls get skinned and the skin gets taxidermied and put up for display, but that's not quite the same as just plasticizing a dead girl to turn her into a doll.
It isn't, it's body transformation (be it through magic or surgery). If there's an excess of blood and flesh depicted, then the guro tag can added. They're often connected but not the same.
Guro is a pretty easy fetish to develop, considering it’s just an extreme version of rough play. Mostly from childhood trauma of wanting to “get back at the girls that wronged them”.
Necro is a pump and dump deal for me; rotting corpses are no good, and preservation just seems weird.
I suppose that’s true, but I too often see that the de-limbing process is drawn.
I don’t think you can just develop a fetish, and your scenario doesn’t even apply to me.
>unleashed
I am still chained by the rules of this board.
Girls never really wronged me. I just want to have one as a toy. Toys break sometimes you know.
That way it does make some sense, but I guess I don't like pump and dump schemes in general. It's a lot of repeat effort for a short reward.
>paying for whores IRL
The real pleasure of sex is in the emotions of the moment. Paying for sex is a sad, joyless experience and a waste of your money,
Pic related is the best kind of necro though.
Your mileage may vary. I'm just not trusting an innocent cherryboy user to make a smart decision with regards to his prostitution outlet of choice.
Anyone who decides to go to find one solely because of this show probably doesn't make good decisions to begin with and is liable to end up at Uncle Ruckus' Discount Whore Emporium and Crackhouse.
Mooo! Mooo!
All unique fetishes are rooted in upbringing in some way. When I say unique I mean things that shouldn’t be natural to like. As for your past of liking guro it’s possible to get it other ways.
Theres a volume 4 chapter on that where they visit an area where the furry level scales. Starts with cosplay ears and goes all the way to actual animals at the end of the road.
>Girls never really wronged me. I just want to have one as a toy. Toys break sometimes you know.
As I said an extreme version of rough play or basically wanting to control the girl, take charge. Sorry should of worded it better.
Jesus fucking christ
I want to watch as they cutely die
I'd just fuck the demon.
That one is pretty nice. In a fantasy setting you can at least use [Gentle Repose] to stop further decay.
So i can blame all my fucked up fetishes on my parents?
Neat
That's pretty fucked but I guess they must have spells to stop rotting too.
The best part is the legboob.
I like ryona (not guro) but I also like to comfort cute, miserable girls. What could be the explanation for that?
Sute you can. I've intentionally develloped several fetishes over the years.
What a horrible thread
Looks familiar.
>only the thumbnail is alive in the archive
Well shit
Please teach me
If you were always playing the comfort time growing up then it could be that your inner self is sometimes tired of always comforting, trying to fix there problems. So it could be that you want to end their misery quick or are just annoyed by how there just always crying and basically my you get tired of it after a while.
>So it could be that you want to end their misery quick
I don’t like guro or snuff though. I just like ryona, but also like comforting them.
is /ourguy/ ever going to lose his virginity?
Does the manga cover dullahans yet
>ghost freud is haunting this therad
You can knock someone out without killing them. Also how bout point 2?
Pray to God you're not ugly
How important bit would be if you like doing both Ryona and comforting at the same time?
I’m not really annoyed by it, I find the crying to be cute.
That sounds like typical wife beater/battered wife dynamic. Hurt her until she is a mess, then comfort her and apologize so she can tell herself it's just an outburst that isn't the "real you" and a honest mistake etc. Then repeat.
I decided to go to some soaplands and Tobita in Japan but gotta put it off now due to the coronavirus.
Once you realise women are all garbage the real pleasure of sex is an orgasm.
He'll get banged by Crim in the end
Well, shit. Good thing I have self-control then.
Could be this then
Picked the fuck up.
Sounds disturbingly accurate ngl
The four dudes at the bar are anime original so who knows.
Cute
An easy way is to be single but never had relationship single. From there your brain will start getting desperate and anything will starting becoming attracting. The other way is branching out from your main fetish into connections.
I love being alive
>this fucking derail
I like guro but I somehow don't like the usual kind of ryona, just get to the point quickly and don't let the girl suffer much or something like that. Maybe that's why I prefer the rare "safe" kind of guro where the girl is immortal and doesn't feel much when gore happens, bonus points if she uses that ability for lewd things. Dullahans are included here, I guess.
Despite that I also love Harasaki's works for some reason. She's just too fucked up to not catch my interest.
Most of the gurofags left already.
Apex jej
Is there are guro chapter of Interspecies Reviewers? Because if there isn't this shit is completely off-topic and you should make a new thread for it instead of making this one look like fucking Tangiwai.
>girl is immortal
>guro
Cue up the Japanese scientists.
Still no lolis
Still not interested
I’m still here.
How do I get into non-degenerate stuff?
Just follow the thread and you'll see where the discussion of fetishes (which is perfectly on-topic for this show) started.
It literally derailed from ryona here downwards
I can see how a quick death is preferable, if I do go long I personally like it when the sexual organs are targeted but the girl also has a reaction to her pussy/tits being hurt or eaten.
My dream is to fuck a Dullahan, but with a very important if. And that is if it's a magical Dullahan that has it's throat hole open. That would literally open the gates for some amazingly kinky fetishes.
>Imagine the two different deepthroats she could give you (you can either fuck her heads throat hole, or her body's throat hole).
>She can eat herself out while you fuck her.
>You can lock up the head somewhere and just spend your time fucking the body.
>You can ask a big dicked trap to join you, That way you both can spit roast the head (the dicks either touch in the throat or move past eachother if they are lubed enough.
>You can kiss her head, and watch her every embarrassed expression up close, as you fuck her (even in positions where you normally wouldn't see the face.)
>You can eat her pussy together with her.
>She can eat your ass and balls when you fuck her.
kill it
It is short AF and nothing actually happens.
Well, there’s this stuff Now go cope.
Surely you're familiar with this masterpiece.
I'm pretty sure that a chopped up body is still a chopped up body even if people don't die when they're killed and then they get better.
Disappointed
good job
>It literally derailed from ryona here downwards
Don’t you mean the thread got better from there?
Fair enough, carry on.
I don't think so,. But Masha did do Dullahan for Monster Girl Quest, among other things.
I like the clit torture where they pull the whole erectile tissue out with it as one piece (looks like little legs). Very rare. Unimaginative fucks usually just cut off the tiny visible part.
You got different forms of immortality. From long lasting life to indestructibility, that almost always includes limb regeneration. That's why if you ever find yourself in a situation where immortality can be given to you, you should avoid indestructibility as the plague. Because you don't want to end up in nightmare scenarios like Japanese scientists experimenting on you or the planet blowing up and you permanently drifting into space.
Gurochan may have what you’re looking for
I think the main appeal for me with guro is the fact that girls and their bodies are treated on such a high pedestal that seeing their once sexy ass cut up or lifeless or maybe having their tits cut off robbing them of their power and realizing it’s just lumps of fat now discarded or being eaten or torn apart is interestingly sexy for me. It’s like that body part was just alive and hot but now it’s not, fascinating stuff really.
>ywn have a cute prostitute gf
Lifes not fair bros
There was one in an earlier version of the manga.
That sounds interesting do you happen to have an example or is it all in your mind?
Did you not watch episode 3 or 5?
I think I’ve heard this explanation before
Oh I've been. Even that thread has only 3 or 4 works matching my description.
See gurochan thread
I hate having an obscure fetish sometimes
Why haven’t I seen this yet? Spec Ops Asuka is another good series.
People with taste. Human girl and Elf girl were the cutest, it's only a shame the succubus Stunk ordered didn't get a scene.
Cuntpunt lol
I'll be honest guys. I have about a hundred fetishes, but Guro and Ryona ain't one of those. I can get into futa, traps, watersports, netorare, loli and more. But anything gory or physically painful just isn't my thing.
I guess she’s not your type
tucker...
She is. I mean she is open to just about everything right?
What about rape?
Like most other fetishes for people who love all kinds of things, all it might take is one work that still manages to cater to your tastes despite having something you aren't into. Like I spent a long time being disgusted by furries, but then one day I came across that one doujin by Kishibe with a small chubby kemololi and it all snowballed from there.
You have to have a deep anger for guro I think. It comes from a place in your mind that should not exist but was brought about by something you experienced. Or you're just wired wrong.
I suppose, but you’re not using her to her full potential
A lot of people on r/guro claim to have been abused.
I can definitely tie my interests directly to life events that I'd prefer not to talk about because I can actually feel my blood pressure rise when I do, and I have to talk myself down later. Guro is very shameful faps because it involves those feelings.
Yeah, rape is good.
I just don't want to find that one work. I have tried some and they are incredibly off-putting, even to my very open mind. I have nothing against psychological torture though. As long as the pain isn't physical, I'm fine with it. I guess I just can't combine sexual arousal and physical pain in my head. They cancel eachother out.
I don't hate it per say. It just makes my weewee soft.
I'd have her give me multiple clones of her, all with dicks. Then I would spend the next few days getting my hole mercilessly resized.
I haven't watched any of it...
I can see Dotei going full Lusty Argonian Maid at the genderswap brothel
>Guro is very shameful faps because it involves those feelings.
I don’t think it should be shameful; it’s not real after all
What in tarnation!
You're missing out.
I only like guro and ryona on robots personally, thank very much
Only thing stopping you is you.
Get watching, faggot.
Obviously, but it makes me feel weak-willed to give in to those urges. It's like a cycle of abuse thing. I want to be better, I don't want to hurt anyone. I consider myself a good person and I help people without expecting anything in return. But then in my darkened room I masturbate to fiction of people getting hurt and I know it's coming from a revenge fantasy place in my mind and I hate myself for not being stronger than that.
Check out this pixiv tag メカバレ
>robots
here, I forgot I wanted to mention them too. Holy shit, robot gore is really fucking hot.
Also I just remembered this example of "safe" guro:
exhentai.org
>tfw I'm sick as a motherfucker
>my head aches so bad
>and I got a boner that just won't go away
>but once I start fapping, the pain in my head increases like crazy
>so the sensation of busting a nut will be barely noticeable in all that pain
>I really really don't want to do it, because I know it will be more pain than pleasure
>but im gonna do it anyway
I really hate myself sometimes.
I have a really morbid fascination with the human body and anatomy, so theoretically at least I would enjoy guro.
On the other hand, I get negative satisfaction out of anything where a character is suffering or being hurt in any way, physically or emotionally. Doesn't matter how good the art is or how hot the characters are, I'm done the second things become painful, non-consensual, cruel, or whatever other words you want to use.
Makes it pretty hard to enjoy anything since even in vanilla the girl is commonly in pain or asks the guy to stop repeatedly, which they never do.
If consensual guro exists, let me know.
I want to review Charumi.
user, I'm well aware of mechabare
>I want to be better, I don't want to hurt anyone.
As long as you keep it confined to fantasy then you won’t be hurting anyone; it’s very difficult to stop being attracted to something.
A good example is how shock therapy doesn’t work on gay people, so I don’t know if being into someone can force themselves to stop being aroused by guro. For sure though, it can only be controlled if you do not act out on it.
Cream pie a cow.
Sorry, was typing one thing and forgot to delete it.
>I don’t know if someone can force themselves to stop being aroused by guro.
Do they ever fuck horses on this show? And if yes, I hope they don't spread the misinformation that so many people believe about horses.
Horses and centaurs are two different things.
>Holy shit, robot gore is really fucking hot.
I know, right?
The way I see it, it’s impossible to control your thoughts, you can only control your actions.
If your actions do not harm anyone, then you haven’t done anything wrong.
Here's a piece of advice: Fuck a high class escort. Most girls are willing to take $80++ pay and the higher the price; the lower the age. I live two streets away from the red zone, and every time I come home late night from work, there are cute girls around 16-24 hanging around and asking for you-know-what but I stay away from them because that's where all the venereal diseases are coming from.
You should travel sometime user, learn to adapt outside your comfort zone.
Yeah this thought is what keeps me going.
>the others took the man catalogue away from him
But why?
I’ve pretty much accepted that I’m gonna remain a gurofag, so I try not to dwell on it. I also know that people with other kinks didn’t choose to have them either.
Do it now!
Why are you rapping?
He’s not, he’s just quoting someone that was rapping.
Because that's gay, Looking back at the episode they didn't take it off him as such but they were giving him that, "you're not really going to pick a man are you?" look and he chickened out.
John K Peta stuff usually features internal organs a lot without anything actually being destroyed/injured, just stretched or squeezed by a huge dick or tentacle. I wouldn't call it consensual but it's anatomically correct and shows a lot without being guro.
Crim will get the big , right? You will do it for her, right?
God I want to fuck femZel
Orderly disassembly instead of damage is nice too.
gelbooru.com
Can we spend the next thread talking about my fetish?
It's going to be a scriptfag and you know it. Although the are probably gunning for 200000000 instead. If we're lucky it's KoG. If we're unlucky it's that Ellen Page retard.
I'm sure they are high level (14) but no legendary (17-19) or epic (20+)
I’m being asked why I’m laughing at work and I can’t show this to my co-workers
Regardless this made me lose it real hard.
What is it?
Yes
I have heard rumors that the mods don't like these big numbers days, so they may do something about it. But still, when the time comes, lets all post Crim.
Scat.
How many days can we expect for it to take?
No.
>But still, when the time comes, lets all post Crim.
Good idea, lets give them more reasons to ban this show from Yea Forums.
Sure, just spam images of it (that won’t get you banned) and then most normies will flee in disgust
Even worse than guro.
Fuck off.
>I don’t know if someone can force themselves to stop being aroused by guro
As far as I know, the medical consensus is that paraphilias (most people/anons use the word fetish, but still) can't be altered. The only real options if you truly cannot tolerate your desires are cognitive behavioral therapy (supposedly) or medications that kill off your sex drive, like SSRIs and antiandrogens. The latter are basically the same as physically castrating yourself, though.
Gotem.
I'd say we reach it in 2 days minimum.
>normies
Fucked up user here, I have other stuff that gets me going and I just try to fap to literally anything else. Guro fap is an occasional thing like a pressure relief valve.
Alright, "normals".
Okay.
Your taste is shit.
Kek
Guro gives me a boner sometimes but scat never will.
say it.
Scat is a thinking man's fetish.
It’s still “shit” though.
More like the stinking man's fetish.