Ishuzoku Reviewers

Why was the other thread deleted?

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Why not just fucking look up torrents of the uncensored episodes that are already out, of all the episodes thusfar

Request thread

>then the scandal happened
Sadly, it was just all for publicity.

Is this an anime or a hentai

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>Ishuzoku Reviewer's rival next week
I hope the rival party will be all lesbian girls.

jerk off material

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"Endowed" Saya

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Yes

>scolds the others for bringing that pure boy there
>tries to stay in character but sees it's not working
>switches gears to the dom
>ends up enjoying it

she and the human were nice girls, they really should consider trying to get some sponcerships so they can be princesses in the future, through maybe they could do non rape scenarios,too to increase their clients since not everybody is into that sorta thing but it seems like that sorta thing is what's suppose to make them stand out from the other succ-shops on the block, seems like a rough business, but they also seem to have more race diversity than

Anons have mentioned the similarities between hairclip-chan and Kirino, so let's see here

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>sponcerships
Dostedt.

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wonder how binding the contracts are there, escorts in my country often do tours and change agencies regularly, surprised if they don't change establishment every now and then

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Wrong amount of hair clips

Yea reality can be harsh.

They got my type of girl in this episode.

...

retard

Is he the most ourguy this show is going to give us?

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>healthy dose
So none at all? Good man

Incest isn't unhealthy for the participants, just for their child

No, it's still Kanchal

There are no dicklets on Yea Forums, are there?

Careful, you could be talking to dicklets RIGHT NOW

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I want to fuck this dork owl

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I'm sorry, but ourguy was already here.

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Thats what the average tomboyfag looks like.
based.

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Someone should post the gif if Crim’s butt popping out of his pants.

But isekai Shinka is female Stunk.

>there's harpies and birdmaids and they're different
Makes me feel better, I much prefer harpies, especially when they've got as much carpet as that owl.

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Dozo

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This angel gabu is so lewd. I want to stick in Crim.

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The fact that they all saw Crims's actual vagina was so hot.

webm version please

>you are cordially invited to fuck my ass

imagine how fluffy and feathery it is. you could probably just facedive into it and it would be like a soft pillow. somebody post the eyecatch interludes with the bush

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What would you order, Yea Forums?
For me it would be a stoic loli with wide hips, big ass and thick thighs.

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Not Morrigan was also cute

A draph. Short, huge tits, horns for handlebars. Assertive.

she is cute for a ningen

Nozomi special

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Small, tsundere, green hair 5'1 in stockings, with green hair.

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Dominant, flat chested, futa succubus, blue hair, and nipple piercings.

A girl that loves me

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Tall, long ears and horns, tail, big but not massive boobs, super dominate, and a smooth, sexy, voice

Posted it in the last thread but
>Very long shiny jet black hair
>Red eyes, slit pupils, black sclera is fine
>Large, menacing horns and fangs
>Totally voluptuous, plenty of places to squeeze and bite all over
>Gentle femdom oneesan type with a pinch of yandere, will say "I love you!" and cuddle me a lot, a give nursing handjob, stroke my hair and call me a good little boy
>likes to lick and drool all over me, treating my body like a piece of candy
>Latex bodysuit
> will lock my fingers with her and hold our sweaty palms together during the sex

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>stoic loli with wide hips, big ass and thick thighs.

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You seem to be missing a couple. Or is this just for the blondies?

I just shows her a picture of Takarada Rikka.

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user I...

kanchal gets off to giving acting lessons

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this is too much of a hard decision. I wonder if the succubus can read you and give you something they know you'll like sort of like the mushroom greeting girl did

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4'11, flat chested, wide hips, slightly thick thighs, wearing fishnet stockings with skindentation, thin gloves, has short hair, a crotch tattoo, tanlines, a slightly tsundere personality that turns into a dominating lewd smug pervert, and has a soft squishy body.

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>kinda smol
>big breasts (no cowtits though)
>long black hair
>glasses
>likes to pleasure and cuddle when we watch Azumanga together

2m tall slightly sadistic smug futa mommy with a black hime cut who treats me as a pet.

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We need a SICP edit here right the fuck now!

Imagine fucking an AV star

>retard doesnt know where to find the uncensored episodes
Go back

i just know that even judas didn't get the full uncensored version on ep 7, so i assume the source isn't completely uncensored anymore

you are still not getting spoonfed, retard

6ft tall slutty delinquent. with a toned stomach and B cup with nice legs and thighs. and an aggressive personality that aggs you on to be more rough with her.

and innocent JK little sister for her to watch us go at it

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Small boobs, shaven, athletic toned body with big ass and thick thighs, between 1,50-1,70m, long blonde hair in a ponytail, glasses, somewhat dominant but empathic personality that can switch to a more dominant/submissive attitude mid coitus. If I have enough money, her "twin" will join aswell, here I want a tiny amount of jealousy while they compete to pleasure me. Also her twin has C cups instead.

some user here did in one of those Gyaru brothels. he said it was great

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If you mean that one shot of Meidri's crotch being covered, NO ONE has that fully uncensored, not even those who got fully uncovered vaginas in the OP.

I wish purple gabu's show wasn't so shit.

bruh

I need you to calm down.

yes that is what i mean and i'm 99% sure that's what meant too, ep 7 10:08

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lmao well played

Yo not real into fur stuff but that bunny/cat/dog thing, she really testing it

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I want to marry Piltia and cuddle her nonsexually until I fall asleep.

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>snek
>Kanchal
>that large wolf guy
>fairy
>Meidri
Plus some sub-main characters who reads their reviews.

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Looks really familiar

And then you wake up to her riding your dick and you fuck until you both pass out.

I wasn't into her as such, but I liked the way she treated Crim and chastised the others for bringing a pure attribute to a rape dungeon.

Was this a Rance reference?

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The hottest succubus girl so far. She is almost on par with Meidri

Meidri isn't a succubus girl

I WANT THE HALFLING GIRL TO PEG ME!

she's human, retard

>Mi cara cuando en realidad hay personas que disfrutan de esta basura

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>not translating the image as well
1/10, also an imposter.

All hookers are called succu-girls in the world of the show speedreader-kun

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Try at least watching the anime instead of just fapping to it before making such posts, dickhead

you fucking dumb shit succubs were in 2nd half

>speedwatcher calling people dumb

Just watched 8 after the uncensored subs came out. Gotta say Judas is getting worse and worse with every week. The quality's nice but having off-timed subs that don't really read well really kills the whole watching experience

Does he even change anything in the subs? I'm not even sure if he fixes user's small OCR mistakes.

Meidri - no but she is. Basically she the best prostitute but 2nd best girl in the show for me

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Yeah, the brown fat things we have as females are not very alluring.

What? Judas takes subs from a different group? The ones they used seemed like they were done in a rush almost as if to release like half an hour after the episode airs

I watch the censored version.

Meidri isn't a hooker.

She's Koma-chan

I watch the censored version and download the Judas version later to see the bits I missed. I should probably switch to a group that simply puts the animelab subs over the Ohys uncensored raws, but I like my 1080p.

>speedwatcher calling people speedwatchers

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based chaste user

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No. A Rance reference would refer to it as a "Hyper Weapon."

Judas just mixed the videos together. At most, he fixed the uncensored part of the sub, the rest is the same as HR/user's sub.

I'm pretty sure it's a crime to speedwatch when you're this slow.

A human-size Aloe.

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>Into the knight rape skit
>Encourages Crim to proceed even when he feels bad
>Loses her shit and gives into her lust when she sees his heavenly spear
>Has nice tits
I can't blame you, bro- she's the full package, furry or not.

>Human girl will never be your gf
Why even live?

yes, unless a new challenger appears wearing a maga hat

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For me it's the cat brothel. Soft fluffy cat girls, they could even scratch your chest up while they ride you If you want! And they purr too!

Imagine banging one while another catgirl in heat watches and begs/meows at you for her turn

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based as fuck

Anyone have the pages of Crim getting cat dick?

You know she actually seems like she loves her job.

Really tall motherly type with big ass, big breasts, wide hips on top of thick thighs and to finish it all off, BIG PUFFY PIGTAILS FOR HAIR

I didn't know a purple Gabu existed

Playing solatorobo has broken me. I'm not making any fursona's though

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Well that was fast.

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She's the kind of girl you fuck because ypu like who she is rather than what she looks like.

That succ is such a cutie

It's cute how happy she became having her acting skills complimented.

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Best reviewer.

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yeah, there should have been way more of her, maybe cut the mayo scene just a little bit? but no..

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Me with boobs and vagina

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>Didn't even realize a new episode came out
>Didn't even watch it before I went to work today
How could I ever find forgiveness?

Watch my friend Hadena's show for imouto gabu

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Where is she now

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I'm fucking her right now.

your micropenis is too small for her

Anyone else feel bad that Crim is starting to willingly be a pervert outside of the brothels? It kinda ruins his character IMO.

Deliberately floating into Meidri's breasts is not something I would have expected from him

>Deliberately
What makes you think that was the case

Mopping in her castle.

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I am proud to be able to understand Japanese to the point where I can tell that the original joke in Japanese was localized instead of word-to-word translation. That is the power of watching few episodes of IR without subs

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Not only did you miss the entire character development into becoming more of a pervert but you also missed why Crim bumped into the bird tits without feeling anything, good job.

elaborate

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I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra thicc, a number 7, two number 45s, one with bush, and a large soda.

I dont think understanding an "Oppai" joke asks for too much of the viewer.

I like how she said "pai pai" instead of "bye bye". Not that the translator caught it.

I hope they're orcs

One thing I noticed that the translation skipped was that she called them Onii-san, hinting that playing the little loli sister is what she does. The subs don't imply that at all and just portray her as a generic succu-girl.

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>you will never show up at her brothel, a fat hairy disgusting middle aged producer bastard, and offer her a real acting gig because you saw potential in how seriously she took her porno roles
>you will never actually keep your word and give her the role without any nepotism or sex favor bullshit
>you will never buy her a pretty princess dress to wear to the premiere

They're literally fucking everyone.

Wonder if we'll see a review by based Crotchrod Worldtree

FASTER!

pigtails, big tits and a cute accent

What was that last part saying? My subs did not translate it

How would you translate that? The best I can think of is "Boobye! It's best to just leave it and let the people with good ears get the joke.

>Good bye!
>Boob bye!
As far as localization puns go that wouldn't be too far off.

i just want to get fucked by Stunk after this scene

>sexually confused for 15 years fapping to futa and arguing about what is and isn't gay
>tfw you finally realize you were bi all along and just have really high physical standards

What if there was a time stop brothel

"Tata" would be my choice

>stop time
>leave without paying

Damn, that's good

I would have voted for her

> lost the election
But won the erection

Brown loli

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How did you get this picture of me visiting the succubus brothel?

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What a fucking hero.

She most vanilla girl yet us also somehow the cutest own, it's crazy. Her having more realistic tits helps I think. Gives her a girl-next-door vibe.

I want a curvy raven-haired older woman with a motherly and nurturing disposition but with a naughty femdom side hidden beneath her gentle surface.

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rhythm > speed

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>can't act
>can't into math
Worst girl. Is she even useful at all?

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The only rational order is "Surprise me"

>Pixie cut
What's that?

>can't into math
Factually not true. Pi is indeed roughly equals to 3. People just use 3.14 most of the time when they do calculations

>sharkteeth girl with a castration fetish gets her first customer in years

Google it.

That, my oddly specific friend, is what ring-gags are made for.

It would've been funny if this anime had some sort of contest where the winner would get a right to make a cameo appearance in one of the episodes

There's a reason he's male, and it's not because he lied to Stunk and Zel in episode 1.

kewpie sure is lewd

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Amahara was obsessed with time stop at one point

Breeding, giving milk.

Long hair ponytail onee-san with big but not huge tits, playful but easily embarrassed.

>they can't actually time stop
>the girls just try to stay really still

>ywn be completely emptied out by a purebred succ girl

>that rythm is infectious!

Yeah, I'll take a blond and blue eyed big titty maid, proper victorian attire and a french braid, personality very submissive and a little masochistic, thanks.

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She has nice hooters.

>time stop
is a truly patrician past-time after all.

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A loaded shotgun so I can fucking kill myself

Reminder that isn't what he actually asked for. You can even here him say onee-san IN THAT SENTENCE.

He still wanted a loli as a bonus to onee-san though

Did anyone else order this to imagine they're putting Crim's Cream on their sandwiches?

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>These replies
Man, this brothel is like the equivalent of going to a really fancy restaurant

> putting Crim's Cream on their sandwiches?
>on their sanwiches
Where do you think you are, Andrew? The cricket green?
No cumber and mayo sandwiches here, we take it straight from the bottle!

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A bottle of Kewpie costs almost 10 bucks here so it's not really worth it.

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That would actually be hilarious

my waifu

/thread

Could it be some sort of gargolye girl gimmick.
Some sort of magical tinkering so they go Statue mode but don't turn to stone?

I've spent a lot more than $10 on imaginary cummies

Long flowing brown hair, bright green eyes with just a hint of yellow, not too big, not to small breasts and about my height, please.

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What I dont get is that they asked for personalities as well, right? What if someone asks "submissive" or something similar? Its not exactly submissive to pin down the guy and suck him until he cant walk anymore.

Succs just need control, and you can control through "submission"

Crim is a sub so it makes sense his was aggressive like that. The submissive succubus would trick you into draining yourself with her impossible cuteness and vulnerability.

"Submissive" or "shy" just means they have to act embarassed about it.

Dude, he didn't float into Meidri on purpose. He's just literally so burnt out that he can't focus on where he's going.

The succs are good at what they do but they are not necessarily perfect. Nobody gave them perfect marks, probably because they suck vitality too much regardless of the original request. A guy could push his luck by asking for asexual snuggles, he would most likely be politely reminded that he should try another establishment. The succs also have a limited ability to change their body so logically they can't do requests beyond their transformation threshold.

Fit, but not too muscular onee-chan with long brown braided hair, slight tan, thick thighs, motherly personality but also really horny.

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>A guy could push his luck by asking for asexual snuggles, he would most likely be politely reminded that he should try another establishment.
If that's ALL he wants they'd refuse him, because the whole reason they run the joint is to consume semen. But if you wanted snuggles after the sex, they'd surely oblige you. It's just that no man is in the mood for snuggles anymore after being drained.

There'd need to be safeguards to stop from happening, but I think there's two ways you could do this depending on who's getting time-stopped
>1.Customers get to stop time and fuck/feel up the girls as much as they want during it, main appeal is the girls' reactions when you resume time
>2. Customers get time-stopped and the girls fuck them while in stopped time, main appeal is having all the pleasurable sensations of 15-30 minutes of sex flood into your brain in the same instant once time is resumed

this anime makes me smile so much. I haven't seen something so honest, funny and light hearted in a long time.

Could I ask for cute succ to end my life by draining all my energy?

You could stop it by having the timestop spell only work within the brothel's private rooms, so as soon as the customer walks out of the room time restarts.

Perverted loli who's half my height. Just that is enough.

I'd order the "stereotype" Lilim but with small tits. I just want a girl who ridicules my penis and sexual stamina while simultaneously begging for more of them.
Actually, would it be offensive to order a Lilim lookalike since they're essentially just shitty succubi?

>when you done nuttin but she don't stop suckin

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bratty mexican loli who has a dominant personally but is a total sub in the bedroom

pic unrelated

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You never know, might be their fetish. Liek when a middle-class black girl loves slave-play with her white boyfriend who indulges her even though it make shim feel kinda awkward but goddamn she manages to make it hot.

Cute suckybanky

i havent followed this shit in a while. did they add a female character to the cast that joins in on the action yet? if not they should simply because of how different the ratings for brothels can be
no, crim doesnt count, nigger. neither does that genderswap one

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GTFO yurinigger

Why would a women go to a brothel when she can pick up anyone she wants at any time anyway?

who said anything about yuri?
take the gang to a male only brothel and see where it goes. the female gets to enjoy herself but now you gotta have the others tackle man on man action or pussy out

The lilim place was like that. They paid to be there too.

oh noooo how could heterosexuals pussy out of gay sex

>get sex change potion
>get hot lesbian action
>heterosexual
no. you know just as well as i do that theres plenty of ways to tackle a male brothel with gay shit on the table. at least crim would have the choice

It's that ugly short tomboy hair.

Are blowjobs the only thing they offer at this brothel?

spotted the gay

KANCHAL!

I see you're a man of culture as well.

God, imagine having sex with a qt like that. Why can't I have sex? It's so fucking unfair. I'm 31 already and so far I haven't done it. Isn't that screwed up? Why can't real girls be that cute? Why can't I have a cute girlfriend?

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Lamia body with budding breast and dolphin like vagina.

Did Crim pick the one that kind of looks like Meidri on purpose?

>What if someone asks "submissive" or something similar?
You're get fucking power-subbed out of your fucking mind.

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Of the many real girls on the planet only a small pool of them are worth actually sticking it in and 99.99% of those have boyfriends already.

Heh

He had his eyes clothes it's just that he lucked out

He fell for the heart pupils meme. Notice that the other succs didn't have them, they probably consider it tasteless and out of fashion, but Crim fell for it like a sucker.

... why don't you do as the anime suggests and have sex with a pro, user?

Just make peace with yourself, if you haven't had a relationship by your mid 20s at the latest it will never happen

Ideally, the person controlling the stopped time wouldn't be affected by it and therefore can choose the people affected by it (as they'd need to be able to exclude the client) so they could easily act as bouncer themselves or keep a bouncer outside the stopped time too

Fixed.

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How do we damage other angels' halos, make them stay on Earth and create angel brothel?
If all angels are futas it will be my favorite place.

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Cool, I'm 31 and have never been kissed, never asked anyone out and never been fucked. let me in on a sceret

There are no magical powers to be gained the only power I've gained is looking sadly out of my window at night at the empty moon as my company in between shitposts on here and drinking myself to death

I love DFC too but her tits are just perfect for her.

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But seriously, how did Crim break their halo?

They're huge and disgusting. That's probably why she failed as an actress. The people in charge of those studios have better taste than that.

>show/manga about fucking cute monstergirls
>one of the best girl's is human
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Thank you for using the correct pronouns.

I'm surprised Zel wasn't all over her for her delicious mana.

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The goddess of their world accidentally sneezed in his direction.

The drain is non-negotiable, no matter what personality you get.

What?

Just go to a public area and ask the cutest girl you find out. What's the worst that could happen?

>Why would a women go to a brothel when she can pick up anyone she wants at any time anyway?
What signs do we have that society in their world behaves that way?

literally what stunk ordered
>big sister type with long dark hair and huge oppai and a cool personality

doesn't get any better

Get accused of rape?

Get arrested for rape?

Crim uses they/them since they're trans/pan.

wow, you're hell of gay

>inb4 this is a very liberal translation

I don't understand. Who is Crim using, and what the fuck is transpan?

Probably I would get arrested if the guardians are close.

I'd go for that as well, but with blonde hair instead.

Crim is using the pronouns they/them. What's not to understand there?

I'm 31 and I recently went all-in with different onaholes, lubes, and a dakimakura of my waifu. I shouldn't have waited so long. To anyone reading this who's in your 20s and still alone, it'll be easier if you give up sooner. Dakis are very comfy and having a near-life-size representation of my wife to talk to helps me work stuff out

Join the 41%, bump those numbers up.

meteor strike

He said worst, not best.

Actually get a Knighthood

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Angels have both female and male genitalia, so when Crim sees another angel try to break their halo. he refers to them "them" not "him" or "her", as shown Which means most of us, who were refering to Crim as "he" were wrong.

Please kill yourself repeatedly until you learn what words actually mean.

"Nice shoes; wanna fuck." is not rape in any jurisdiction, user.

What the fuck are you guys on about?

Don't be silly. Just go somewhere to hang out and see if there's anyone there that might interest you. If you don't find anyone, then that's fine. Just try again some other time or day. You can still find love, no matter how old you are.

>>>>>>reddit

Platitudes won't help anyone

Is there an x-ray succubus?

I will try, thank you. But it's you're fault if I get in trouble.

heres your (you)

A succubus who could at least pretend to love me.

it's attempted rape in burgerland

This brothel made crim a furry

It's you word against hers, who do you think is going to win? Even if you do your name is going to get dragged through the mud.

And now he's married to a furry.

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Deal

My favorite is the Minotaur knight that can’t act. I wanted bang her.

she is indeed really cute

I know a guy (over 18 at the time) who's on the sex offender list because he sat next to a girl (younger than 18) on a couch at a party (wrap for a theater production they both worked on) and she made up a whole fucking story about him molesting her, because somehow that was less embarrassing to tell her friends than "this unattractive guy sat down next to me and I didn't move immediately." He didn't do any time, but his life was ruined anyway just from the intricacies of the court case and the media and small town rumormill. This was 2004 or so, way before the metoo horse shit.
Reminder to all anons 3D IS PD. Never make the mistake of assuming 3D women are pure, or capable of feeling love, or even capable of feeling general empathy and pity.

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Sorry user, but that's too much to ask even for a succubus.

People like that should be burned alive

How can I help produce more humans? Is that story really true?

Brothels aren't a legal thing.

Where are the youkai girls? I was promised youkai.

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Its plausible, women hate ugly men

I guess I can’t get laid. Then again, that cute Minotaur knight who can’t act is qt.

You don't need to go to one to have sex with a prostitute.

Prostitution is illegal bro

and where it's legal, it's only legal for the prostitutes, the Johns can still get charged

I fucking hate this shit. Fuck women. Any other crime involving a supplier and a customer, and the supplier faces way worse consequences. But with prostitution, somehow the woman opening her legs for cash is the fucking VICTIM because she chose to fuck for a living instead of work in a shitty dead-end service job like everyone else with no skills. So the law has to protect those POOR DEFENSELESS WOMYN from the EVIL MEN giving them hundreds of dollars for 5 minutes of vagina access.

There are plenty of places where prostitution is perfectly legal.

>If all angels are futas it will be my favorite place.
That's what they all say until they have to explain to theri local cleric why their anus is torn and their intestinal tract bleeding from taking 30+cm of divine dick.

Ignore it, it's ironic tranny shitposting

>tfw have to choose between blowing hundreds or even thousands in Pahrump or risk getting killed in TJ
robot waifus when

Yeah bro lemme drop a grand on a flight to EU or some shithole to have sex with a prostitute once a year

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Damn, that's just sad. God forbid people actually have sex.

I haven’t had sex...

nayrt but it'd probably do wonders to 's mind to do exactly that.

great bait m8, but let me explain it since you skipped school, you use they/them for plural, more than one person, not for one snowflake that thinks he's special okay.

You can actually use "they/them" for someone who's gender you aren't sure about.

Women already whore themselves out indirectly anyways. Going on dates for free food at a fancy restaurant or expensive gifts, or marrying old men for their money.

I live in a place where it's perfectly legal and I still haven't gone.

Isn't the whole point of the Social Justice Movement to prevent shit like this from happening? What the fuck ever happened to "everyone deserves basic human rights"? Because shit like that should be outlawed.

Only if it's a prostitute who's good at acting and makes him believe he did a good job, to boost his confidence. If it's just some lazy whore who barely reacts because sex is boring for her now, it'll only push him closer to suicide because he wasted his money and finally did it only to realize it's not that special, and then the ensuing mental contradiction of "if sex isn't that special then why was it so hard for me to get? am I THAT worthless?"

All the Social Justice shenanigans are based on feminist rhetoric which is turn based on Marxist dialectic on class warfare. There's an oppressor (white/male/straight/etc) and an oppressed. Whatever harm happens to the former is ok because they are the enemy.

>going for 3D
They deserve it.

>Isn't the whole point of the Social Justice Movement to prevent shit like this from happening?
Absolutely not. Feminism is not about true equality, it's about elevating women above men as revenge because we "oppressed" them for so long (despite how they can't do anything when left to their own devices with no men to help). And the tranny movement is mentally ill people trying to brainwash others into being equally mentally ill so they can surround themselves with other sick people to feel better about their condition.

>despite how they can't do anything when left to their own devices with no men to help
99.9% of men can't do anything, it's elites and geniuses who do stuff.

>It's another episode of annoying ass americans runining a fun thread to bitch and moan about their shitty country again

Can you guys just fuck off? Everyone was having a good time talking about fictional whores and their world you annoying bastards just had to roll in and tank it, you fuckers have been doing this since 2016 go back to Yea Forums where the mods let you have free reign of the place already. I came here to talk about elf tits not listen to some jaded burgers bitch.

Tall, muscular, big-titted, shy brown tomboy, please.

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Did you EVER go to a prostitute?
Guys over 20, 30, 40 coming to have their first time is literally the most common thing ever. I met a girl who said that one time a guy came just by seeing her naked. Unless she's an asshole who wants to make someone feel down on purpose, she'll most likely say "don't work, that's normal" if he has any issues.

Lol what gave you that idea? its only for women

Prostitute is like a waiter or store clerk. She does not feel any love for the client and will not try totally absolutely best, but also has no reason to go full shit for no reason, if only to get more money.

Yeah all of our infrastructure was built by elites and geniuses, definitely not average joes maybe managed by a guy with 100 IQ instead of 80.

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Long blonde hair green eyed genki loli with massive tits in a rococo dress.

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he shouldn't be putting that much thought into it. you go there to get rid of your v card and you move on

It was also built due to the work animals or machines being available.

>but also has no reason to go full shit for no reason, if only to get more money.
If it's not a good experience then the guy will ask for someone else next time, or go to a different establishment entirely. So they should be putting some effort in. But IRL prostitutes are also only in that line of work because they failed at everything else so they're usually pretty dumb.

I guarantee anyone who's still a virgin at 30+ and was spurred to finally pay someone for sex by an anime IS putting that much thought into it.

Why the fuck not?

I'd be there every day like the cast of this show.

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Thread is ruined, thanks alot you goddamn americans. Go die somewhere with those liberals you hate so much

Really, really tall, voluptuous mommy to gentledom me and take my precious virginity.

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The thread before this point was just dozens of replies to the same succubus post describing your ideal fuck. What gripping conversation.

That's the most beautiful thing I ever read.

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A conversation about the fucking show, this is dumb bullshit that has no business here, Yea Forums is not your fucking dumping ground for everything wrong with modern society, 3D people and the like, fuck the hell off already. I don't want to hear about real life, I don't want to be reminded it exists when I'm in a thread about a show I enjoy on a board about shows people enjoy!

Actually made me laugh.
Well played.

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possible in real life actually.
have a bunch of hookers that have a time stop post hypnotic suggestion loaded so they freeze whenever someone rings a bell or something.
there's a lot of quality hypnosis JAVs that do this, including the one with Yuma Asami in it.
Seeing a girl freeze, unable to see hear or think, teasing her. Then unfreezing her, she suddenly feels all that arousal all at once and doesnt understand what why or who and then cums unexpectedly. Good shit.

For kissless is probably true

>that wave of post deletions

they are where I live anyways, get rekt lmao

>an assortment of monster girl whores and one human will never freak out over the size of your dong

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Now let's please return to the 2D prostitutes doing cute things.

>Why can't I have sex? It's so fucking unfair. Why can't I have a cute girlfriend?
Cuz you've got a case of the Why Me's and just come up with excuses instead of taking steps to better yourself, get fit, and fix your shitty personality.
No-one wants to date or fuck an overweight, whiny self-entitled cunt.

Holy shit.

>Men below the said threshold have comparable value with the said tribes
Yes, retards in first world society who literally have handlers paid to control them are about the same as subsaharan africans. Neither can hold jobs here. Women are worth more than a literal retard or a subhuman nigger, you got me. But not "most men."

So her bad acting was cause she knew she could've broken them all in half like twigs.

What a lad

Imagine paying for sex fucking kek

they are, in many countries.
hell in Japan they're legal enough that it's common to get weekly junk mail delivered to your house advertising the 'girl of the week' and their monthly specials. looking at about 9000yen/90min generally.
Also legal in most European countries, Australia, Canada etc.

Just fly to fucking Sydney for a weekend, go to the largest brothel in the Southern Hemisphere, nicknamed "4 Floors of Whores".
They're tested for STIs weekly so it's arguably safer to bareback fuck one of those girls than it is to fuck some random slut off of tinder.

Wow, no wonder she couldn't get into it especially from the halfing, she could kill with a half hearted slap if she really wanted

Albino tallflat kuudere with a bobcut.

>IRL prostitutes are also only in that line of work because they failed at everything else so they're usually pretty dumb.
This is so out of touch with reality it hurts.
Low-tier prostitutes here make ~U$33/hour when converted to burger money, while having much lower living costs. The middle-high tier ones can make ~U$110/hour.
They didn't go to prostitution because they failed at everything else, they did because it pays really well and they weren't ashamed to (like 99% of women are).

So how did she end up in a whoredungeon?

I don't even think it's like that.

I first lost my virginity at 17 when I was rejected by my first crush, but I couldn't even cum even though the bitch said she came 3 times in the one hour we had sex.

I mean the experience was so fucked she even gave me her phone so that we could do it again for free since I didn't cum, I think I was too nervous, even though I was hard as hell for the whole duration.

I think that if I at least could cum with the experience, it would have been positive for me, but I was so depressed and angry, I think it just made me more suicidal. The girl was cute about it tho, hope she's okay nowadays, she looked as young as me back then.

Perks of living in a third world shithole I guess lol.

>recently went all-in with different onaholes, lubes
I did this too but still had gfs

Cumming with an onahole it's so fucking different, sometimes it could even bother you a bit from how much stimulation you're getting

MOOOOOOO!

I deserve to be happy. My life has been shut so far so it's just fair that I would get a cute gf who loves me, if possible a cute girl like Noa-chan or something. We would do so many cute and nice things together.....

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What do you mean by 'prostitution is ilegal'

I mean of course there aren't actually shit places like this anime but don't you have online-escorts and stuff like that? Like...prostitutes you can contact online, you go to their apartment and shit like that? That happens all the time here

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lost my virginity to a prostitute*

idgi

>sometimes it could even bother you a bit from how much stimulation you're getting
That's why you get addicted to buying them to find the best textures and firmness for you. I have one that squeezes my dick so hard it pretty much forces the blood out and makes me go soft unless I'm unreasonably horny and diamond-hard. I don't like it unless I've been visiting family for a week and haven't had any private time, but then it's great. My favorite for normal use is super soft with really subtle bumps and grooves.

>I deserve to be happy
you dont deserve anything. no-one does.
you wanna be happy? you gotta do it yourself.
you want money? you need to get it yourself.
you want a girlfriend? you've gotta get fit and fix your shitty personality and entitlement yourself.
life doesn't owe you shit.

His NEET goddess boss.

Yeah and if that craigslist bitch is a cop doing a sting operation, you go to jail.

Just google it.
>Prostitution is illegal in the vast majority of the United States
It's no wonder so many burgers keep shitposting in these threads about that.

So why didn't she take responsibility and fix it?

why would people pay for sex when you could get it for free easily anyways?

you just had to hit me in the feels didn't you user

>rape allegations
>the woman could be a stinky feminist
>it's never free and sex isn't guaranteed

basically, you pay to not have any of the headaches that come from pursuing women and you get absolutely everything you want out of the experience. there is no better deal than this.

Wack

But why can't I just have a cute girl like her? I don't think I'm asking for too much!? If I had a cute girlfriend like her, I would have so much will to live again, I'd be able to work hard again and be a good member if society. So as you can see, it would be beneficial to everyone.

Emoji became angel?

It's simple, just go to the school closest to your house, be on the lookout for a blond little girl, then kidnap and rape her. Dealing with the consequences is up to you though. Good luck.

>I deserve to be happy. My life has been shut so far so it's just fair
Wrong. Your life has been shit BECAUSE of you. You, of all people, do not deserve to be happy, because your unhappiness was caused by your own decisions. Everyone likes to play the victim because they can't take the mental pressure of responsibility.
For example, I weigh 380lbs. My mom fed me loads of carbs and didn't prevent me from over-eating as a kid, so I gained all this weight and became used to eating too much, and continued to do so once I moved out of home. But I'm not delusional like you. I own it. I ate too much, my mom wasn't forcing the fork into my face. I saw myself getting fat and I didn't eat any less or exercise any more. I sat around playing games and watching cartoons instead of playing outside. I snuck around eating even more snacks when my mom started being concerned and telling me not to. Fatness is the reason for damn near every misery in my life and it's my fault and I have to deal with that and fix myself. Once I'm fit, and I've paid for skin surgery to make me look normal again instead of a deflated balloon, and I've overcome my self-loathing, then I'll "deserve" happiness, but I probably won't even be thinking that way at the end, because my drive to improve myself will have attracted someone by then.
Figure your shit out. Fix yourself. Only then can you have an argument that you deserve anything.

>extremely shy and submissive elf/ookami hybrid
>1.50m
>C cup
>silver hair
>really white skin
>blue eyes

2D sex doesn't exist yet user, you were born too early.

>my drive to improve myself will have attracted someone

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But I need a cute gf like her otherwise what point is there in living.........

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Can anyone confirm what's happening in this page? Are they discovering that she used to be a knight, or that she left the succ business and then became a knight?

did you ask out any cute girl like Noa-chan?

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Guys my succ keeps giving me this look with the heart pupils and she's fidgeting about a lot lately what's wrong?

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If you got her what would you do with her? Have you tried different sex positions to see if your shitty body is even capable of moving that way? Would you take her places, go on adventures, do things interesting people do? Or just continue shitposting your life away and watching anime? My sister's boyfriend is a lazy piece of shit like us, and she's very quickly tiring of it. She tries to get him to do things and he never wants to leave the house, so she's ready to end it.
You can't just GET a gf. You need to earn her, and continue earning her presence until you decide it isn't worth the effort or one of you fucking dies.

Y-yeah...imagine that..ha ha ha.

We would go on dates and do cute things. I would buy her clothes and she would wear them when we go on dates. We would hold hands and do all the cute things I missed out on in my youth. I would never come to this place again and would be so happy... We would also kiss and cuddle!!
I have not. I want the kind of situation where she falls in love with me and then it'll just naturally happen.

Definitely a man of absolute patrician taste.

I have meet some prostitutes that pays their studies with the money they make, is totally normal as they can relay on the looks forever.

You're absolutely going to die alone with that bullshit outlook so you should probably just take the shortcut.

Mafuyu

>I have not.
...do you expect it to happen out of nowhere?

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One morning while going for a run you get hit by Truck-kun and are isekai'd to the world this anime takes place in. Which is the first brothel you go to?

This is really dumb desu, I know some high tier prostitutes who are studying medicine and engineering, they do it because it pays well and they want to capitalize on being young.

These bitches will also find a guy to pay for their babies when they're well into their 30's so lmao, they win at life I guess.

absolute patrician

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Long hair, tall, fit tomboy, with C-cups tits, also with some bush down stairs.

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Twintails, wide hips, big ass big tits, red hairs, and more importantly, she has to be at least 190+cm.

Is it really that common? I haven't done it yet but when I plan to I really didn't want to say anything to them about it being my first time. That's good news if true though.

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Take Your Man-Mushroom To... myconid brothel

Petite flat chested tomboy with tan lines on pale skin, shoulder length red hair and emerald green eyes with a fang when she talks and heart shaped pupils. She should be wearing a white translucent sun dress and we're going to fuck in the shower.

Ale n Eats

literal succubus joint, not very expensive and would just give me some weeks of kenja taimu.

straight to her

Small tanned girl, huge ass, regular tits and blond. Tomboy personality and preferably competitive in bed

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It's really no surprise it pays well too when you look at how much patreon sluts make. Imagine if it were legal.

>preferably competitive in bed
user it's a succubus

I stay a virgin

>I know some high tier prostitutes who are studying medicine and engineering

kek and they'll be prostitutes with college degrees when they're done

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imagine wanting to fuck a ugly 3DPD chlamydia ridden whore

>Is it really that common?
Yes.
>I really didn't want to say anything to them about it being my first time.
Tell them beforehand that it's your first time and they'll help you relax. It's not a big deal and they're used to it.

>censored version covers Crim's bulge shots
>they didn't cover this frame from the OP
What did they mean by this?

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who wants to fuck old "educated" woman anyways? when their looks are fading they should just look for a faggit who'll feel lucky about banging a good looking used up whore lmao.

I mean, 99% women are used up whores, what's the difference anyway?

They kept that frame in as a subliminal message.

Perfect

I can't speak for medicine, but I assure you they won't be with engineering degrees. If they are attractive enough to be prostitutes then every guy in the class will be kissing their ass. The ratio of men to women in engineering classes was something absurd like 20:1 if not 30:1. Most of the guys are awkward and they'll do anything for female attention. Every single girl would have 4 or 5 guys sit around them and talk to them in every class.

I know a chick that fucked around for a few years after high school and even grew and sold shrooms. She later got an engineering degree and now works for Oculus. Being a woman in a western country is playing life on easy mode.

Shut the fuck up.

>Want to talk about show
>Thread is full of jaded bitter fucks ranting about real life

What the hell kind of thread is this? It's just like that user who went on a huge rant about feminism and SJWs because of this scene.

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so is this show literally Escort Reviewers?

How does one allow for such a situation to happen?

that guy is baiting you

>What the hell kind of thread is this?
A typical thread on a site filled with election tourists and redditors, courtesy of Yea Forums, /pol/ and Yea Forums

Unironically can't even imagine myself doing the do with anything else anymore, or anything willingly doing the do with me, so I'd trade my useless order for some $$$

Ronery threads were a thing in better times.

>sissy hypno but its crims bulge
count me in

We're just having a conversation, man.

...

How else do you follow up an episode about succubi aside from placing orders for them which we've done plenty of times already. The acting half just reminded people how shit real life is when both A. they couldn't bone a girl like the human and B. how she wanted to be an actress and got stuck in a whorehouse reminded people of their own broken dreams.

The boss took the minotaur to a where actual knights were camping to try to show her how to play her role, bandits attacked and were gonna use her as a public fuck slave, the minotaur had a melt down and beat the shit out of everyone there, the boss was mistaken as being part of the raiding bandits and the minotaur was accepted into the knighthood.

>the translator who misses "oneesan" and leaves "tsundere" and "loli" as they are will likely give him some other retarded name
Can only hope it's something entertaining at least

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That's not a platitude. People can have sex well into elderly years. It's not like you have to get it before a certain time

Halfing, followed by Gender Swap Inn so Piltia can take both my virginities

There's a good chance that if you've fapped too much, a brothel won't even be enough stimulation to get you off. That's what happened to me

Catgirls, then the wolfgirls, then the hyena girls, then the doggirls, etc

What will Count Call Girlula's name be I wonder?

So, anyone have the mega of the uncensored ep 8?

I wouldn't have to fap so much if Piltia wasn't a thing.

lol it's funny watching all the stream normies wander in the darkness when they want something they can't find on their hand-holding streaming site

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Couldn't enjoy this week's episode. Last night I woke up at 6 am in a sweat after a nightmare. Another on the list of symptoms for HIV, on top of two bumps under my right chin on my jaw. Been sleeping around lately and this show's been the highlight of this season for me...but I can't enjoy sex or anything sex related as of recent because I'm scared I might have caught some nasty shit

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nice

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You going to help or

I'm just going to call you a retard.

Well that's an interesting turn of events.

Would you a penguin?

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Tall, fit-but-still-feminine, futa darkelf who's not hard to please and up for multiple rounds of switch hitting.

Probably.

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Fluffy haired shortstack that acts tough but is actually super embarrassed, impregnation fetish

horriblesubs

I don't even know where the fuck you watch streams of this.

There are days I ponder how younglings would have survived the days before torrents and P2P.

I use animedao DOT com. All the episodes I've seen so far there have been uncensored.

die

thanks

Funimation did 2 whole episodes before realizing it was literal porn and dropping it.

I get R63'd and become the whore.

Abso-fucking-lutely

They wouldn't be watching anime, simple as that. They only watch cause it's simple and easy to watch. All you have to do to make anime inaccessible to most of them is to take it off the streaming sites.

Here you go bitch

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Oh my god

Can I get uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a burger?

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Which episode will this be in?

Crim takes in the pussy and boipussy

>Gets a tailplug and pounded by barbed cat dick
>10/10
Jesus fucking christ crim

Probably pretty loose and depending on how much energy the succugirls have for work. Lymee the slime takes call to pleasure girls/genderpotion boys, and this episode she's out soliciting the guys.

Also confirmed both his parts get horny the dick gets big and the vag gets wet when you think on it that way it means all the girls he's been with have probably gotten him off from both ends and going by that cat thing he has a prostate,too so that means Crim experiences the pleasure of a man and a woman meaning his orgasms might be stronger than anyones, Angels in most hentai games take nearly double pleasure damage,too so for a succ he's probably the best type of prey those limilm would have definitely killed him if he went in there with his dumbass friends

Blonde titty-monster kuudere

>sex offender list because he sat next to a girl (younger than 18) on a couch at a party

literal proximity mines, good fucking god I'm thankful to be ugly

patrician as fuck

>yfw you’ll never feel the sensation of a barbed dick being pulled out of your pussy.

more demons

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Long blonde hair, sapphire eyes, cute innocent face. Must be wholesome and be into long cuddles. And tits have to be big but not grotesque big.

Long black hair, wearing glasses, big tits, big butt, loving and caring type, with lots of kissing and baby making talk.

I find it sadder this was even brought to court
Do these officials even check the mental state of these batshit women? A lie detector test? A past history of lying? Like anything before ruining someone's life?

He also plunged his massive cock inside of a pussy too. It was a three way assault while being squeezed by fluff.

yeah ummm could I get a ummm shortstack librarian type with short dark curly hair... puffy pink inverted nipples big areolas, medium large titties, oh and make them lactating... a little tummy... heterochromia and uuuh make her unshaven and a futa please thank you

God I wish that was me

"In breach of contract with the demon king." I bet that's an unhealthy place to be.

Holy shit

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It’s a crime there’s only one Doujin that actually does a barbed penis correctly.

So how do you make sure she is not only a good wife, but a good mother too, and potentially a non piece of shit to your family and friends?

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get your lawyer buddy to help plan the proposal

Damn, that's good

good taste

>demons are maximally lawful and super litigious
I only see this interpretation occasionally, but I love it.

The devil's always been in the details, user.

demons are jews*
ftfy

wow really? Here I think the only problem you can have with prostitues is if you pick up one from the street or something, and even like that it's not a big deal

I guess the real question at that point is: do they love you for you or do they love you because the contract says so?

If they didn't love you they wouldn't accept the contract

They likely wouldn't even enter a contract with you in the first place if they didn't love you.

>do they love you for you or do they love you because the contract says so?
First marriage, user?

this shit is literally a dopamine mine. I havnt looked forward to weekly releases this much in years

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fuck off

>two lines make up her nose and mouth
wew japanx

Literally me

Amahara is a gift to the world and humanity.

World of Moral reversal, both the original and manga ver, Ishuzoku reviewers. We are truly blessed

A tall muscular amazon woman with ginormous cow titties that are gushing with milk. Her personality is dominant, but tender wanting to snuggle me as her teddy bear and be personal milk pump.

It seems more like they are too chaotic for their own good and they know it so they bound themselves to lawfulness to keep their society going.

I'll have the special.

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They are bound by laws, so they're lawful. They simply interpret the absence of any stated law as the freedom to do whatever they wish. A chaotic person either ignores rules or else only follows them when it's convenient / expedient to do so, and breaks them the minute it becomes advantageous to them.

Demons never break any rules you place before them, they're 100% obedient. That's not a chaotic trait.

The Succubus Tower. I'd frequent that place as much as my body would allow. All-you-can-fuck harem of women who form whatever type of girl you want? Yes please. Plus, the post but clarity you feel afterwards for an entire week or two doesn't sound like too huge of a downside, so sign me the fuck up.

Your arguments make sense, i was just confusing their innate nature to be evil/dickheads whenever there are no rules binding them with chaotic nature.

They are the definition of lawful evil.

>A chaotic person either ignores rules or else only follows them when it's convenient / expedient to do so, and breaks them the minute it becomes advantageous to them.
Sounds like humans to a tee, we make rules, break them and make excuses for breaking them all the time, we even paid people lots and lots of money to find ways we can break laws without being punished for it.

How will the ecchi and isekai genres ever recover after this show? Who the fuck is gonna go watch some typical cocktease harem isekai with an autistic asexual protagonist when they've seen reviewers? I could never go back.

It's almost as if there were humans with different traits and characteristics. Really makes you think, hu.

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First time a joint's really appealed to me since the gender bender, and appealed to me at all since the cyclops.

Man, that human girl is the best succugirl so far. Funny that in a show "Interspecies" Reviewers the human is the best.
Rather than being disappointed the monster girl species don't exist in real life, I found myself thinking, "Man if only human girls were like that."

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She is half succubus. If I recall in the manga is said you have to have some level of succubus in you to work.

Long straight black hair, sharp eyes, wide hips, no limbs.

But they are like that, in fact her story is a dime a dozen in the porn industry. What you're really coveting is the way their world works, bareback sex with no chance of STDs, unwanted kids and little shame as well as a society that not only glorifies it but it's such a big thing there are entire distrcts of various types of play and species including human there. That's what you're coveting, ms human just stood out for you becau

You mean you don't want to watch a penguin pleasuring herself to force that covetted third egg out?

The alignment system is meant to guide player choices, it's not an absolute diagram of truth intended to restrict people's actions.

And it's not meant to apply to real people, who can arbitrarily change their mind for any reason, it's supposed to keep players consistent with their character and make them come up with roleplay reasons for why they're taking certain actions.

That's not even the whole thing.
There are pages before and after that which are not translated.

What's Crim's problem?

The goddess is a woman child who could destroy the world by being a ditz.

He's a giant prude.

All we can do is that the entire anthology gets translated, that part with Crim's experience was just what got posted before a full scan popped up online.

Your mom walks in on you watching this anime, how do you describe it to her in order to defend yourself?

Prostitution is illegal in this world unless you are a succubus or incubus, because they need sex to live. So every sex worker claims to be succubus for legal reasons.

ask her how she got the keys to my apartment and managed to get up the flight of stairs to my door with her arthritis.

How bad is it? Did she just see Meidri walking around with her large bust and a skirt that's slightly too short or did she see two children-looking halflings engaging in lesbian dildo play?

So basically she's this girl but with godly power

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So basically she's this girl.

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>It's just like that user who went on a huge rant about feminism and SJWs because of this scene.
I never saw that thread, but fuck that's nostalgic.

I used to claim all scenes where women would hit men were feminist on Yea Forums back in 2009. I recently found a thread I made from April 2010 in the archives where I drew an MS Paint comic of Revy from Black Lagoon getting shot in the face.

9 out of 10 likelihood that that user was underage and angsty, too young and hormonal to know how to cope with what he perceived as injustice and hypocrisy in real life, and misconstrued Japanese humor and fetishism from a genre he otherwise enjoys with Western politics and injustice due to inexperience and hormones. How nostalgic.

If he shows up again just post this post and tell him Japanese culture is different than Western culture, please.

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I'll be honest with you user, I don't know who that is. I just thought of Akko because despite her good heart the girl is pure chaos which is especially gonna be weird if one day they need to convince the goddess to let her angels fuck, imagine trying to teach someone with Akko's brain about sex

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If the halfling concept is based on Hobbits and the actual Hobbiton set is in New Zealand and prostitution isn't illegal there does that mean that if one flew there they could experience Piltia's services? Because if they could that would be one hell of a tourist attraction.

I show her Mitsue and all will be well.

You could fly to New Zealand and fuck someone in Hobbiton but halflings aren't real so you could only fuck a little girl and get away with it if you're a billionaire Jew.

>halflings aren't real
Why does real life suck so much?

I am happy that the cow was able to become such a splendid knight

>LWAfaggot
>doesn't even know who Haruhi is
Jesus christ, you need to go back.

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>doesn't even know who Haruhi is
Maybe he is a bassist

Hobbits are extinct in New Zealand. Really sad.

welcome to the world of literally everything being translated badly
it gets worse when you become fluent at japanese, at that point you cant even watch with subtitles cuz no matter who does the subs they're literally wrong 80% of the time or dont capture social nuances. .

>I don't know who that is

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Man, you guys are mean, Haruhis era was over a decade ago

I'm sure he just has low INT like his favorite girl.

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