How do you catch a cake/OL?
How do you catch a cake/OL?
Logan Scott
Matthew King
With a pokeball
Ayden Robinson
I don't understand, explain further.
Jacob Parker
Works everytime.
Daniel Lopez
What's he doing?
Nathaniel Price
Hudson Lopez
Alcohol
Ryan Miller
With a big fat wallet
Nicholas Gomez
kek.
man this was a fun buddy cop.
Angel Brown
Gay
Adrian Turner
Beer cans tend to work well enough.
Daniel Watson
what's this?
Nathaniel Gomez
Do Japanese women actually like beer?
Andrew Watson
Ask her to marry you.
Jackson Hernandez
Cake librarians are far superior to cake office ladies
Thomas Lee
Get a office jerb
Matthew Lee
Be a handsome high school student/young office worker and reject women your age and put a baby inside her before she hits menopause.
>tfw Serizawa was supposed to have a Takahashi-sensei doujin for C97 and it isn't scanned and uploaded.
Mason Young
They don't exist in real life because any woman who's still single past 30 is literal garbage with emotional and psychological issues pouring clean out of their ears.
Cooper Campbell
Lucas Evans
This.
Wyatt Watson
Choco and beer
Josiah Martinez
Big titty short haired OLs > Long haired big titty OLs.
Joshua Morris
Reminder that the kid found her after he graduated and they're fucking 24/7.
Ethan Cox
>tfw let yourself get too old and now you can't have sex with a cute cake while you're in the prime of your youth
Blake Sullivan
That's more to do with being 3D than age.
Wyatt Foster
¥60.000 for a YK prostitute. That's about $600 for a lay? Is that the going rate?
Camden Thompson
She was best girl IMO.
Grayson Turner
Living the dream.
Kevin Edwards
they're 2D drawings, user
Ryan Jackson
Shotas get a discount.
Wyatt Lewis
Ryder Cooper
What is a YK
Liam Cooper
I fucking love desperate cake senseis.
Liam Cruz
Jonathan Parker
Carson Russell
How about putting the two together?
That and kidnapping the bitch responsible for the cake's misery and selling her off to the sex trade. Then the cake will be yours forever and you can impregnate her so that she does not have to deal with such assholes again by going on Japanese procreation welfare.
Carson Cooper
Grayson Mitchell
best sensei right there, after saki of course
Zachary Lewis
Lincoln Clark
N-no
Nolan Lee
JK
Robert Gray
There are lonely cakes RIGHT NOW and you should find them and make them happy.
John Robinson
Is this a cake?
Jack Jackson
Now I'm the age of the cakes I long for. Ain't life grand?
Kevin Rivera
I don't want to be the age of the cakes I long for. It's not fair.
Asher Reed
Michael Rivera
Nothing is fair.
Josiah Johnson
James Richardson
Isaiah Watson
Is that the woman from SamFlam?
Asher Butler
I'll take far right. She looks just nervous enough to put out for the job.
Austin Smith
Nicholas Howard
Yes.
Jace Nguyen
Brayden Brown
Adam Cook
Alcohol and compliments, it’s not to hard.
Josiah Green
fucking love beer.
it's only western women that dont drink beer.
Chase Bell
in japan, no. can easily get a prostitute dropped off at your house for $90/90min.
they provide free delivery/driving services, the whore house will even call up your wife and pretend to be your boss saying you'll be home late to give you an alibi.
if the girl that arrives isn't to your tastes you can send her back and they'll replace her with a different girl.
Cooper Lewis
>who's still single past 30 is literal garbage with emotional and psychological issues pouring clean out of their ears
So is the average user, what a coincidence.
Cooper Harris
Be outgoing, somewhat handsome, at least 6ft, make decent money, and be nice but not clingy
James Robinson
With cake bait, obviously.
Jayden Bailey
Logan Allen
True, but there are a lot of guys who are unlucky in love simply because they're not good enough. Women have to actively try to be single in order to make it to 30 without being in a committed LTR.
Jaxon Hernandez
Lincoln Miller
>Women have to actively try to be single in order to make it to 30 without being in a committed LTR.
No they don't. They are simply dating men that couldn't give half a shit about starting a family with a pump and dump thot.
Luis Thompson
Well 3/5 isn't bad, right?
Lucas Scott
Blake Cox
>virgin older than 15
Only in 2D.
Kayden Wright
And?
Benjamin Lewis
Does that mean my dream of being 2D has finally come true?
Jordan Nguyen
Only if you are kawaii girl(female).
Levi Cooper
Does wishing to be a cute girl count?
Aiden Green
You tell me.
Bentley Cox
Large bottles of spirits.
Parker Howard
Henry Ross
1/5 isn't bad, right?
Easton Morales
Better off than average Yea Forums user.
James Wright
5'9 is the new 6'0 frend
Aiden King
Ryan Garcia
I'm 6'0 in Japan.
Kayden Lee
Left is MILF, right is cake.
Jaxon Rivera
I'm none of those things. Think I still stand a chance?
Logan Young
And Yui is a bro-con who can't stop masturbating to her Onii-chan
Aaron Myers
Do you have a big dongus?
Leo Edwards
Good thing she has Stella to give her some sexual stress relief.
Sebastian Anderson
No it's actually quite small.
Logan James
Parker Rodriguez
Is her appetite insatiable?
Kevin Cruz
I know people say that breast size does not equal more milk production but at this size I think it does.
Ryan Mitchell
Highest of tiers
Jeremiah Thompson
Oliver Flores
So very caring
Henry Perry
Charles Rivera
Oof
Joshua Carter
I want a cake who loves having her cute feet pampered.
Brandon Martinez
I wish I knew. I think I'm in love with the one at work but she's in HR
Lincoln Parker
Wish I was born Japanese
Carson Clark
double decker
Daniel Walker
Tyler Murphy
Sauce please senpai! Saucenao and yandex doesn't work apparently
Asher Jones
Owen Parker
they lure and catch you
Jeremiah Green
T..Th..Thanks
Lucas Allen
Juan Wood
Cakes in age inappropriate outfits
Oliver Wilson
What's the perfect date for a cake?
Nolan Foster
I don't think beings that live for hundreds or thousands of years count.
Nicholas Kelly
Maybe
She is pretty lonely and desperate though
Adrian Scott
Dinner followed by a night of passionate lovemaking.
Dominic Reed
Jackson Cox
What about 300 year old cakes?
Tyler Lewis
Pretty cakes
Ian Diaz
At the very least they need to go off a different scale. Shinigami might not becomes cakes till 500 years old or something.
Charles Morgan
Cakes are fattening.
James Gomez
That's a long time to not get any
Christopher Anderson
Lincoln Young
Fate Stay/Cake
Owen Barnes
Jaxson Young
Angel Cruz
Oliver Martin
Caleb Mitchell
Ayden Moore
user there are not more men than women (unless you live in China). For every taken girl, there's a taken guy. And for every untaken guy, there's an untaken girl.
Michael Torres
I wish I knew myself
Jaxon Hill
Andrew Perry
>K cup
>little bit chubby
She wishes it was a "little bit".
Jordan Rivera
Cameron Peterson
There are actually very slightly more men born than women. I've always found it a bit odd that the ratio is so close to 1:1, you'd think it would make more sense from an evolutionary perspective for women to far outnumber men.
Jordan Clark
Little boys have actually have weaker immune systems. Boys and young men also have higher death rates, so it actually makes sense for more boys to be born than girls.
Angel Morales
Parker Rogers
>Get me some more beer, kouhai.
Lincoln Price
David Peterson
Kevin Long
Women can only make one child at a time, men can make as many as they want. Even with a higher male death rate, it makes more sense for women to outnumber men for optimal procreation rates.
Jace Jones
what about male prostitutes? I bet there's plenty of poor high school boyos needing sugar daddies.
Christopher Morris
Yoruichi definitely got fucked by Urahara.
Unohana might be a cake though, unless she raped a few men during her years as a tyrant.
Liam Young
That's not what evolution optimizes for. If males were better at spreading their genes, it would become more optimal to produce more males.
Jaxson Hill
Men die in youth at a higher rate than women, so once you get to about 20-25 there are slightly more women alive than men, and the gap widens as ages increase.
Now if every man and woman reproduced, you might be right that there should be more women born than men, but only 80% of women reproduce and only about 40% of men reproduce. This is due to sexual selection which is the primary driver of human evolution for the last thousand years or so, and probably longer.
Adam Collins
Oliver Baker
Jaxson Carter
>not hiring Yuusha
Adrian Adams
Charles Howard
This falls apart when you realise women would rather be a side-piece or a mistress for the top 20% of men than the other 80%'s entire world. The average woman would rather just die alone than have to settle for a lesser man, and even lesser women can still punch above their weight.
Noah Thomas
That slut needs to stay away from senpai.
Blake Long
Truest best girl
Joshua Scott
Do not bully coworker-san
Isaiah Edwards
Jaxon Rogers
Red underwear under formal office attire is super lewd.
Kevin Hughes
There's only one fair solution.
Oliver Stewart
This is the reality and a lot of men STILL don't realize a women will share the same man if worse comes to worse.
Xavier Perez
The foids will pay for this.
Dominic Lee
Make sure she's single, or you could cause an OL Ms. recruiting scandal and get Lane slapped with a postseason ban.
William Cox
>polyamory
Ew, no way fag.
>men who get screwed over
>those are men who couldn't make most women happy anyway
Geez, no wonder toxic masculinity exists.
Benjamin Gonzalez
If those kind of retarded rants somehow make you mad, then behold this one.
Kevin Perez
Oh I just noticed these are from crystal.cafe
That makes more sense
Jordan Morris
Does anybody ACTUALLY fantasize about fucking people or imagine them naked while in normal conversation? Is it autism?
Sebastian Nelson
So this what a femcel looks like.
Charles Ortiz
Wow so this girl actually exists in real life too
Landon Torres
>Be Japanese man
>See 25 year old woman with a huge rack and ass
>Literally unfuckable
The fuck is wrong with Japan?
Nathan Martin
1 out of every 3 Japanese women have been in an AV. If she's single at 26 the chances are basically 99%
Daniel Bell
Holy shit those thighs.
Nolan Campbell
You fucking retards, that screencap comes straight from my "/u/fags try to pass as femcels" folder. Some femcel had posted it as a typical example of /u/fag roleplaying.
I thought you guys were better than this, what a bunch of gullible retards.
Justin Robinson
Xavier Gray
Liam Smith
You didn't answer my question.
Brandon Baker
If the genders were reversed, this femcel would have been known as an incel. These are the kind of women I hate with a passion. Like, just wow.
>crystal.cafe
What's that?
Hudson Johnson
>If the genders were reversed, this femcel would have been known as an incel
Ahahaha, what do you think "femcel" means?
Easton Mitchell
I don't even visit /u/, so how the fuck would I know? But also, I've seen actual feminists express similar opinions anyway.
Nathan Sanchez
>this meme again
Carter Wright
Something like This.
Wyatt Ross
>mole on underboob
I may need to refine my position on her.
Ryan Sanchez
She's got one on the top and the bottom
Jace Roberts
I have trouble imagining we share the board with genuine retards like you.
Yes some people do.
It might have been /u/fags roleplaying. See how the post conveys a condescending tone? That's the mark of a /u/fag. A real post by a "hard feminist" would depict us like dangerous beings. Kinda like southerners describe darkies now that I think about it.
Asher Cook
Alcohol and the promise of marriage and impregnation
James Thomas
>I have trouble imagining we share the board with genuine retards like you.
Nvm. I just looked it up. Sorry, I just haven't heard about it until now. Is it really like that a lot? Or does it have some benefits?
Andrew Nguyen
>What's that?
Put it into your browser's address bar and press enter
Henry Walker
This is so fucking depressing what the shit
Andrew Baker
Lucas Parker
I already know what it is now. Sorry for acting like a brainlet.
Justin Wilson
Majestic
Nathaniel James
From behind preferably or follow them into the public restroom late at night at the park after filling her drink with diuretics of course.
Logan Anderson
No mate, your retard moment was
>if those femcels were men, they'd be called incels!!! :(
It's okay though.
Nathan Bell
Jaxon Walker
Nicholas King
>public restroom late at night at the park after filling her drink with diuretics
Sounds messy
Kayden Gutierrez
Love usually is.
Jeremiah Cruz
>It's okay though.
Is it though?
Dominic Lee
Sebastian King
Tear might be my favorite cake
Kayden White
>that dream was too happy; it's reality that's the nightmare
Leo Johnson
Tear versus Mikado is a hell of a decision to have to make, so I choose both.
Landon Garcia
I read To Love Ru exclusively for Tearju.
Jeremiah Williams
2 out of 3 OLs over the age of 25 are bisexual. The more you know.
Carter Davis
And the third just needs a few drinks in her to flip her switch.
Aaron Scott
I love them both. Mikado has those sexy ears. I just prefer Tearju's general elegance and megane are sexy as hell.
Luke Campbell
Go away /u/.
Hunter Wright
Bisexual is fine, gay is not.
Ayden Ramirez
/u/ need to leave either way.
Grayson Taylor
I want to be raped by an angry cake
Brody Hill
Would you a demon OL?
Alexander Fisher
I want a cake to tie me to a bed and take out all of her pent-up sexual frustration on my dick.
Adrian Hall
Ethan Lewis
She'll probably peg your ass, user.
Hudson Smith
Anthony Jackson
I want to seduce an OL, make her believe I love her and then marry her, pump her full and get her pregnant before abandoning her completely.
Landon Baker
I want to buy an OL ice cream.
Aiden Davis
Nicholas Robinson
Jesus, I don't have to live with a room mate, but I know that if I lived by myself I would just go insane.
Elijah Flores
I hope she's not going to eat that by herself. One of those ice cream containers is around 2200 calories.
Asher Stewart
Does that include Oyakodan?
Dylan Hall
Is that image from a doujin or is it standalone?
Justin Mitchell
Fan colored page from the manga. You can tell from how blurry the text is.
Juan Martinez
user think of the advertisements for Japanese moot.
Ryan Myers
Why do christmas cakes do this?
Jayden Peterson
>2 out of 3 OLs over the age of 25 are bisexual.
No way fag.
>Bisexual is fine, gay is not.
No, both are shit.
Eli Jones
>Why do christmas cakes do this?
What? Have sex with men? Umm, because dicks feels great?
William Long
Bob Jones University ads are few and far between, user.
Image posting fucked for anyone else?
Nathan Myers
Let's find out.
Brody Reed
Shut up gay
Christopher James
Seethe
Joseph Morales
Cake's night out!
Blake Martin
The one in the back left corner is probably the office bicycle.
Brody Anderson
"Upload failed" 10 times now, even with router resets and browser restarts. No ban notice though.
Ryan Wood
All of them got ran through in their 20s, I guess you could say they're all bicycles.
Levi Clark
Foolish user. Of course she's the one who LOOKS like the office bike, but often the thing that seems the most obvious is untrue.
The real slut is the coy, modest looking girl talking to the waiter right now. She's the kind to seduce and fuck every guy in the office, but trick all of them into thinking they were each the only one to fuck her.
David Gray
Cooper Wood
Always properly milk your cake
David Adams
John Campbell
When does a girl become a cake
Caleb Fisher
Boxing day.
David Howard
At around 25-30 years old, when their time to have children is starting to wither away.
Isaiah Powell
And all you niggas are gay.
Austin Stewart
No you.
Tyler Young
Connor Howard
>cancer sticks
Jeremiah Smith
>he doesn't call them what they really are: oral trainers.
Brayden Bell
>/u/ need to leave either way.
/u/ will never leave
Jeremiah Torres
>/u/ will never leave
Then it must be purged.
Elijah Sullivan
>Then it must be purged.
Starting with you.
Nathaniel Diaz
Fuck the gay out of the OLs.
Caleb Flores
God I wish that were my apartment.
Dylan Perry
>Fuck the straight out of the OLs.
Fixed.
Isaiah Butler
i want to make azusa straight
Josiah Powell
Fuck off s/u/bhuman faggot.
Jonathan Parker
>Fuck the gay out of the OLs.
Fixed. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Landon Reyes
As much as I love Kaede Azusa will always be my favourite cake idol.
Jace Carter
Neither of those girls is 25.
Parker Lee
I'm weak to dorky stupid puns. It's a curse.
Lincoln Martin
Evan Williams
>How do you catch a cake/OL?
I got caught by one. It wasn't fun.
>back in 2010
>Yea Forums found a "penpal" site that was filled with cakes
>Met a lady, Yuuko. we became friends, exchanged recipes, talked on LINE, blah blah blah
>went to visit her
she kept me captive in her home for a week
lots of things happened
I had to escape and it wasn't pretty
I have a 10 year old daughter.
Thomas Allen
>>Met a lady, Yuuko
Jack Torres
Gay and wasted trips.
Jose Gonzalez
You got to live in a cake's sex dungeon for a week AND you now have a loli daughter? I'm not seeing the downside.
Lincoln Campbell
The downside is that his imaginary story didn't actually happen.
Caleb Brown
Did she torture you or something? Did she only use you as a sex toy?
Jack Sanchez
>be user
>marry a qt OL cake
>raise a tomboy daughter
I hope that at least one instance of this story exists.
Luke Hernandez
You think that's bad? I once got aggressively hit on by a 30+ year old OL who was drunk, a single mother, and kept trying to drag me into a taxi she called at 2am in the morning at the bar I was with some friends and wrote her number on the crotch of my pants.
The older ones can be scary fiesty.
Jack Nelson
>I'm not seeing the downside.
I was in a country where most people didn't speak my language. She lived in the sticks, which meant that *nobody* spoke english. Also nobody came to help, no matter how much I screamed.
This part you wouldn't be able to relate to: I took a week off of work. I left my apartment, my job, et cetera to visit, thinking, "I'll tour the japanese countryside, take some cool pictures, eat some authentic food, blah blah blah, come home and blog about it." All of my friends and family were thousands of miles away.
She wasn't (and still isn't) a nice person. You think, "ahaha, sex slave in a dungon, wheee, what fun!" but it wasn't fun, it was terrifying and horrible.
>Did she torture you or something?
Drugged and tied up. Also beaten a lot. What she lacked in strength she made up for with ingenuity and cruelty.
I've got a number of minor gastro-intestinal problems (stomach, pancreas, large intestine) because of all the crap she mixed into my food, and I need a cane to walk now, because she broke one of my knees.
Nicholas Gomez
>and wrote her number on the crotch of my pants.
How exactly did you let that happen?
Did you call her?
Isaac Sanders
>You think that's bad?
I think his story is worse than yours by several orders of magnitude, actually.
Blake Hill
Jesus user, I'm sorry. That is genuinely awful and I wish you only the best.
Colton Wood
>Did you call her?
No, I was a complete and utter chicken shit.
Xavier Harris
Did you report it to the police? She might become a serial killer/rapist soon. The urge is too strong for these types of people.
Dylan Long
You don't. They don't exist and they're single for a reason.
Brayden Sanchez
Is a 70 year battleship considered a cake?
Cooper Wood
>cake_106
Go on...
Benjamin Williams
I'm just gonna leave this here
Artist: carina (xiaowoo)
Work: Onna Shunin - Kishi Mieko
Adrian Rogers
Carter Clark
I'm okay with that
Thomas Martin
On one hand I want to believe you but on the other hand, this is the internet and:
>would someone just make up a story and lie to get attention over the internet?
Is also there.
Xavier Bennett
>I've got a number of minor gastro-intestinal problems (stomach, pancreas, large intestine) because of all the crap she mixed into my food, and I need a cane to walk now, because she broke one of my knees.
Jesus Christ. Do you know if she raped you? Do you know if you contracted something from her?
Connor Martin
Don't tell me this from Yea Forums but for females (yes it does exist and there is some percentage of men that go there, but to what extent, I don't know)
Adam Adams
>liking fat used old quasi hags
Aiden Hernandez
Adult women are sexy
Mason Cook
Milfs are adult women who are sexy, OLs are just intermediaries who don't have the best of MILFs or non-Milfs.
John Torres
>the whore house will even call up your wife and pretend to be your boss saying you'll be home late to give you an alibi.
Now that's good customer service.
James Richardson
Luis White
yes
Liam Hill
does this kind of women really exist?
Logan Perry
I want an A-cup cake!
Camden Gutierrez
Nah women arent real mate, we were just having a laugh. Go back to bed and when you wake up you'll be back in the real world
Jose Sanders
A cupcake one might say.
Julian Barnes
nice one Carlos
Asher Jenkins
best cakes
Sebastian Morgan
Be a young stud and a big dick. Also, high alcohol tolerance.
Chase Clark
>Be a young lass and a big juicy clit to make women erect even have a high alcohol tolerance too.
Fixed.
Bentley Richardson
I want to bring happiness a lonely cake's life
Carson Wright
wtf...
Hudson Brooks
She used to be filled with seamen
Joshua Brooks
kek
Daniel Mitchell
Doug & Kirill deserve a second season
Ian Adams
Cakes ! = OLs
Wyatt Fisher
Cakes with fox eyes really makes me ding-dong diddly hard.
Isaiah Green
>suddenly realise you're cake age now yourself when your closest friends are getting engaged, marrying, and having their first children
Cooper Taylor
>women with fox eyes
Fun fact, that's a specific fetish too. Usually coupled with being chubbier and MILFs.
Samuel Watson
fat
Joseph Campbell
I'm sorry you had to go through that the experience sounds like something straight from Shuzo Oshimi
Thomas Taylor
I love cakes and nee sans like no other. It sucks tho because I hate cowtits. Why can't they all have well shaped D cups?
Alexander Rodriguez
Based
Joseph Butler
>hate cowtits
>love cakes and neesans
Nigga what is wrong with you.
Joseph Gray
She's at my upper limit and the bandage helps them look perkier so she's good. There's nothing attractive about sagging tits and I really just want that are ara energy with a pinch of desperate desire.
Ryan Wilson
>there's nothing attractive about sagging tits
Aiden Jenkins
Aaron Kelly
I just now realized the huge ears on the other kouhai is a gag and not shitty anatomy
Logan Brown
Cowtits are a /d/tier fetish, nothing wrong with liking em big, but too big is a thing
Gavin Stewart
Now I unironically wish I was Japanese.
Jackson Carter
Shouldn't alcohol and fertile penis do the trick?
Dylan Turner
>Cowtits are a /d/tier fetish
>but too big is a thing
Blake Murphy
Tits without some sag are just comical spheres in 2D, and there is no such thing as too big unless a woman's navel is covered by her tits or fully glimpsed from behind her back.
Aiden Bennett
>yuri
Gross.
David Ortiz
Andrew Carter
Shame there's no OL servants in Fate.
Nicholas Gomez
Impregnate the cakes.
Michael Flores
Pay child support.
Owen White
But OLs don't have children.
Jace Clark
>not Cake Stay/the Night
Benjamin Hernandez
I just want a drunk cake to assault me
Liam Lee
>that scar
Hot
James Phillips
Joseph Phillips
That's not assault if you want it.
Hudson Ross
But it's not too late to make OL become an MILF wife in the near future.
Ethan Perez
True
Carson Lopez
I want to eat doughnuts with Raiden too
Carson Martin
This
Jayden Cruz
Isaac Miller
Ponytails > all
Ryder Lee
>I've got a number of minor gastro-intestinal problems (stomach, pancreas, large intestine) because of all the crap she mixed into my food, and I need a cane to walk now, because she broke one of my knees.
The one-two punch of true hell. My sincere condolences.
Have you considered jotting down the full story somewhere? At least to bring her to justice? Because leaving someone like her to be above the law would feel weird... if not openly, then privately?
Sebastian Torres
How did you escape?
Ayden Jenkins
>She wasn't (and still isn't) a nice person.
Don't tell me you're actually still her pen pal?
Caleb Bell
Paizuri is when your dick is closest to a cake's heart
Nathan Johnson
ngl hot
Zachary Cox
Even better with its clothed paizuri.
Carson Campbell
Brody Jones
Too sweaty
Nathan Evans
It's easy to see why the ratio is 1:1.
Imagine there were more girls than boys. Now it would be advantageous to produce more sons than daughters, because boys would be in demand and you would have a better chance of gene propagation.
And vice versa. Hence 1:1.
Austin Cook
Always ready for paizuri
Colton Rogers
This yuri OL manga is a goldmine
Alexander Williams
SAUCE?
Ayden Powell
You don't need lubricant to tit-fuck, clothed or not, but christ your dick is gonna end up spearing her throat with how much she perspires.
Jacob Garcia
Fuck off s/u/bhuman.
Eli Martinez
This show would've been a lot better if it was about MC and the teacher hiding their relationship while helping out their mentally unstable friend
Brody Harris
I am male and this is the best post I ever read.
Eli Lopez
Artoria is too dumb to be a OL
Mason Lewis
post the source so I could filter it out
Jason Russell
Use saucenao retard
Angel Gonzalez
>draws super hot girls
>almost exclusively with shota
Such a disapointment.
Justin Young
You put me in a tough position user. I guess it depends on the cake's personality and the context. For example a ponytail would go well with a night of rough sex, but I would prefer short hair in a morning being naked in bed while she makes coffee.
God I sometimes feel alone, then I have a day in real life and think I am better off on my own, but night comes and I want some cake to hold on to.
Hudson Anderson
hyperbased
Nathan Foster
I fell in love with Kanade but then I discovered she is only 17 years old.
Joseph Howard
can confirm, live alone and want to die
Blake Miller
Not high school boyos for sure but I watched a Jap movie where some cripple girl pays for a man to fuck her and she accidentally pisses on his face.
Charles Baker
>Usually coupled with being chubbier and MILFs
Lincoln Butler
If only more mothers helped their adult daughters get a husband!
Logan Garcia
>mothers helping their kids to get laid
If there existed Chad moms, this would be it.
Leo Reed
Nah.
Ryan Gutierrez
Thick
Evan Ortiz
>Mothers having a child solely so she can raise him to marry her lonely, single best friend
Jackson Gutierrez
Angel Lewis
>Last year
>Be me, 29
>Go to stay a week at this chick's place, also 29
>I lived with her 3 years in uni, there was always sexual tension between us, and I was visiting her to apply for a good job in the town she now lives in
>She is apparently total cake and looks just like a European version of Revy from Black Lagoon but with even bigger tits. She always wore hoodies and cargo pants in uni so I was pretty shocked when I took her shirt off.
>She's a single mother with a very good job. I was that cute fujo's dream male from her past (she's even like 3 inches taller than I am) .
>She hadn't had sex in years and I was a skinny, blue-eyed cute dude who needed her help landing a job. It was pottery.
>I helped around her house while she was at work, helped her take car of her kid, even introduced her to Little Witch Academia subbed lol.
>Friday came
>We dropped her kid off at grandma's, came home, and she casually asked me "what's the plan for tonight"
>All I said was "wanna get naked?" Knowing that the worst thing that could happen is she kicks me out of her house and I drive many hours home.
>We were 69ing within 2 minutes, traded top and bottom through several gasms, smoked cigs during reload times, and we both collapsed in a pile of sweat several hours later.
She was literally Revy but now a successful engineer. She rides a 600cc bike and kept a shotgun on the bedside table.
It was really, really good sex even though I had been with 4 teenage women previously.
We still talk nearly every night a year later.
IDK guys just look presentable and ask sometime?
I hope my tale gives you the motivation you need. Memento Mori, yolo, etc.
Zachary Miller
>a tomboyish, engineer, biker mom with a kid and sexual frustration
>she takes it all out on you
If this is real, I hope you made her happy user. Are you planning to marry her?
Juan Perez
I think we both made each other happier, short- and long-term. Idk though. She has a kid from a meth/heroin user (I saw the divorce papers and restraining order) and that's her #1 priority. She also lives 700+ miles away and I got rejected for all 4 jobs I applied for there.
It's been a year and we're still talking and trying to make it work but she's about to be relocated for her job and doesn't know which of 3 states they're sending her to yet. I hope it works for us, but if not I'm at least glad we finally got together years after college.
Justin Young
That's obese user, just look at that hull.
Nolan Harris
Godspeed user! I hope you and your engineer woman end up together and your lives end up very happy!
I just wish I could be as lucky as you because a woman who’s an engineer and also a biker sounds really cool. There aren’t any good women around where I live.
Matthew Rogers
With a wedding ring.
Ryder Powell
Jose Jackson
I went to engineering uni with her. I'm also an engineer (mechanical and computer science combo but currently 30 y.o. neet...). The uni was only 11% female at the time and it's a minor miracle that I ended up sleeping with 3 women I met there despite being only 5'8" and an otaku/gamer with terrible posture.
I met her because my gf at the time lived with her bf at the time so I went to their place to hang out, but Revy and I had a 'secret desire' thing going for years, lots of eye-fucking over the beer pong table, and I'm so glad we finally made it happen because there's little worse than when 2 ppl like each other and can't make it happen.
Get in the fucking robots, Shinjis! It'll never happen if you, the male, never ask.
Grayson King
Ryder Jones
>managed a kingdom's logistics for years
>dumb
Luke Myers
Literally nothing wrong with hating 3D men. They're all scum and that's why I stick to 2D all day, every day.
Caleb Reed
I want a cuke cake gf
Colton Perry
Same goes for woman piggu
Dylan Martinez
>They're all scum and that's why I stick to 2D all day, every day.
I may jerk off to futa porn and wish i was dead every single day but that doesn't make me scum.
Pedophiles are scum
Corrupt politicians are scum
I'm just a loser. And so are you bitch
Ayden Bailey
Bros...
Dylan Stewart
>computer science major
I’m one too, but I’m more knowledgeable in game design, coding, and IT related stuff. Unfortunately there weren’t any good girls at my uni when I went. Everyone was either taken, gay/bi, or just unbearable. Plus, a lot of the CS majors at my uni, both male and female, were mostly kinda awkward and nerdy.
Kevin Robinson
Sorry, I meant to reply to with .
Landon Williams
>just looked up the penpal thing in the archives
Wow that looked like it was a bunch of fun. Shame all the images from that era are broken.
Jaxon Carter
I would play MMOs all night with Nanako.
Chase Foster
Ethan Morris
Why would you care? I thought 3d was pd?
Cameron Sullivan
>literally gets her head cut off partially by her own daughter
>not dumb