Konosuba makes me want to kill myself that I may enter its glorious afterlife

because you are a philistine

Imagine having a wife like aqua. You have to be a massive cuck to not be disturbed by this imagination exercise.

You'll probably reincarnate as some lesser animal, killing yourself is not cool

No but her vagina will be by the time Kazuma is done with it

Don't do it, you'll just end up in shitty Gensokyo instead

but I wanna

>tfw my escapism is about escapism

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Just a few months now. No season 3 news by july im done for desu

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I'd do it for Iris

>tfw you write a satirical novel making fun of the escapist nature and self-insert faggotry of most other isekai novels but end up writing the absolute best romcom escapist book ever

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Sure, having a harem full of 10/10s wanting your cock is nice. But have you ever experienced the joy of adventuring with a rag tag band if misfits who actually have a personality? Rotten personalities, yes. But personalities none the less.

The author doesn't hate escapist themes. He's just tired of some prevalent themes in isekai.

I just want to be part of a band of retarded friends shitting through life together in our based rich man mansion

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I love these goofballs so much.
Konosuba deserves two more seasons or one full length season at least

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>ywn
Maybe in another life, hopefully.

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Kadokawa doesnt like money so no

Remember, today is Yunyun's birthday!

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No, it isn't. Fuck off.

Yunyun is a secret slut

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A submisive wife like aqua would be pretty cool

submissive? is that a word for ungrateful and annoying cheating whore?

Cry more, Mitsubishi

eh she dosent seem like the type who would cheat, look how clingy she is with Kazuma despite not liking him romantically she is intensely clingy. Also she hates lying as is incapable of lying herself

The trick is realizing that you don't need to be isekai'd to live a free and adventurous life.
Imagine you are free from everything and can start your life from 0 again.
Start by doing things you really wanted to do but never did due to laziness.

>He

It actually is, you based retard. 2/29 never forget.

Aqua did nothing wrong.
Except where they were one of the Isekai Quartets.

Aqua, just kys

You still need to find a job. Maybe you can find a part time job but if that won't cut it you'll end up working more than 10 hours unless you live nearby.

Still you can do shit that you want, you're just less free once you're done with school if you're not well off.

I'd rather keep working my comfy office job and watch isekai whenever I want rather than being stuck in the dirty middle ages with a bunch of retarded girls.

bluepilled wagie
good friends that are like a family to you > shitty job and hollow experiences

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Based girl.

What was Yunyun's birth date and age if you asking for that so?

she is very capable of fucking lying as proven numerous times in the novels, read harder nigger

Aqua can do whatever the fuck she wants. She's quite literally above the law! And there are proofs. But faggot jannies deleted them all, for obvious reasons.
ABOVE THE LAW!

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>Stand

Aqua is way too dumb to have one

Reminder that megumin best girl and her confession to Kazuma was top grade.

>Megumin’s gaze went from soft to sharp.

>Damn, I shouldn’t have done something I’m not used to. Now I’ve made a huge mess…

>Why do I have the ability to crush such sweet atmospheres to smithereens?

>Maybe I was cursed with being a virgin for eternity.

>But then, Megumin – who I thought didn’t want to continue anymore – buried her face in my chest and laughed.

>“I love this uncomposed side of you, Kazuma. You have a lot of self-awareness, and when we meet some powerful enemies you won’t try to be manly or anything and protect us girls. Instead, you willingly use Darkness as a shield. Also, you don’t have the guts to do anything cruel, but you aren’t needlessly righteous about what you do either. You’ll do bad things when no one is looking, and you’ll do good things when you feel like it. You are a paradoxical, uncomposed normal person.”

>…Eh? Was she complimenting me?

>“If you’re in debt then you’ll work hard, if you’re wealthy then you’ll stop working. If you’re in a good mood you’ll be gentle, if you’re in a bad mood then you’ll be vicious. You seem to think about your companions, but at the same time you’ll won’t hesitate to give your party members the short straw. Even though you seem really smart and flexible, sometimes you’ll do some unimaginably dumb things…”

>Nevermind.

>Megumin looked at my troubled expression, and began to laugh.

>“Finally, I love you, who always complains about every little thing, but chooses to help everyone in the end. Even though you aren’t straightforward with us, I understand that you are truly kind at heart. When it should be time for you to make a move, you decide not to – just like you are now. You can’t act cool, and you drop the ball at crucial moments, but that is the you that I love.”

Based

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>She seemed to have sensed me approaching
>approaching

Megu still shoved her tongue down his throat immediately after that though. Imagine frenching Megu, her slender tongue feeling the insides of your mouth, twisting and dancing with yours in an intimate dance of passion.

This whole part irritates me more when it's revealed that dorkness was hiding in the closet watching the whole time. Imagine if Kazuma hadn't stumbled and just went to cast his explosion inside Megu and Darkness was forced to watch the entire ordeal.

Based Aqua.

why is it always Smugumin that gets shipped

Darkness is the clear best girl

>Darkness didn't win.
For what reason?

Because Megumin became extremely popular when konosuba became extremely popular

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Megumin is actually more worthless than Aqua, worse personality, and has no tits.
How did she even get popular?

10/10 voice work and a 10/10 design.
I'm an Aquafag but Rie did an amazing job with her

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Fuck you OP, now I'm binge watching this again instead of writing my OWN isekai.
Fucking useless goddess...

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Aqua is required for the story to function;
Megumin can't be deleted from the premises without rewriting more than 50% of the story+spinoffs;
Darkness can be removed completely from the story with minimal revision required.
Aqua and Megumin are key characters that develop the story; Darkness is a glorified side character that contributes little to story development. No matter how much you'll shit on me faggots, you can't change the truth-the author abandoned Darkness mid-way and can't/won't fix her.

>Remove Darkness.
>Group can't even beat the Dullahan.
>The end.

For me, using Aqua is the most important part of Konosuba.

i want to use Aqua

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You guys were plausible at this time.
Also based on your statements.

>there are losers here that don't think Kazuma is best girl

Not even close.

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How so? I don't remember Darkness contributing much to that fight anyway

now were talking

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Even Aqua thinks that Darkness is irreplaceable

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He didn't simply care.
Even for Aqua lol.

I want to protect his smile.

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what a chad

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god i love when she cucks him with that ring

He's a sage now, connoisseur of dreams.

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the cutest

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Because Megu actually loves Kazuma for his personality flaws and positives. When you read their confessions side by side Darkness's seems to be more concerned with his feats and his sadism than his actual self. Darkness loves him for lust reasons Megu loves him for heart reasons.

>Kazuma: Can you tell me your name, please?
>user: Well, I'm-
>Kazuma: NOBODY CARES! Excuse me, Mr. NOBODY CARES, I've no idea have to get Aqua here, seriously. Anything of that, I've done perv things. I don't wanna say this because I will be offended at people. NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SHIT!
>user: Emm... Can we-
>Kazuma: NO THANKS!
Lol. It's a Sonic the Hedgehog reference of Jim Carrey (as Robotnik) talking to the Sergeant.

>Kazuma would even talk to me.
I'll take it.

You should be ashamed for what you just wrote user. Apologize now.

Doesn't this mean Aqua is best? She's a goddess, so she knows him better than anyone and still hasn't ditched.

This, not to mention everytime Kazuma and Megumin are alone they have heartfelt talks. Kazuma has opened up to Megumin more than any other character and she has been a pillar of support when he needed it. Just as Kazuma has been a pillar for her when she needed it.

Did he becoming Dr. Kazuma now, user?
Well, that's the ridiculous question to me.
Considering that Aqua wasn't Sonic.

>Dr. Kazuma
Now I can't unsee him floating around in one of Robotnik's machines, laughing maniacally and attempting to kidnap small animals and turn them into robots.

Aqua's INT is too low to comprehend complex emotions like that. The fact that she is a goddess shows on her emotional state when she is selfish for attention but still nurturing when the times call for it. She is not best girl but she isn't the worst either. Iris is.

>INT
>not WIS for emotions
You fail basic character creation.

It would be dumb to ditch your wallet, even for a retard

>Considering that Aqua wasn't Sonic.
Lol. What a in-coincidence. Does Aqua looks uncanny at you? Because Aqua didn't have running faster abilities, she has water abilities.

>Sonic games have an underwater level.
>Aqua is the goddess of water.
It all makes sense now...

Watch the fucking trailer and compared to this post, retard.

>WIS, not CHA
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

What? If Aqua's motivation was money she could simply be an entertainer. It's well established she could make a fortune on it.

Lol. Aqua is not Sonic. It's bizarre to think it on the trailer, but thinking about Aqua gets shot by the SFPD officer as like spiraled out of control, man. Literally Aqua's in Japan now.

Holy shit. Watch that fucking movie instead. Also, do I thought that Aqua has powers that the thunderstorm struck her, and then has supersonic powers? That's a ridiculous based question, user.

>Oh shit a thread I want to participate in!
>Post.
>Dies.
Guys, please...

wat

>Based Kazuma's face
Man, Kazuma literally don't give a shit.

I-I just wa-wanted (You)s an-and everyone to g-get along...

he really outshines the other MCs

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Lol. Did I hear that Konosuba is using "Supersonic" on the Konosuba movie trailer? That's a dick move to me, user. Sonic's a viral meme now.

I killed a cabbage,

I am so loathsome;

not only that,

I ate it... :ᗡ (gasp)

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He finally got some love from his harem.
Such a good little scene

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>Three quirky girls with amazing abilities won't give you handmade chocolate.
Why am I even alive?

It gets worse
>three cute girls will never rush to greet you when they get home as you cook them dinner.

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Good Isekai Quartet's Konosuba moment, user.
Also, it is acceptedly based.

At least alcohol is there for me.

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Sober up harder, Aqua.

Maybe if you kill yourself friend you may reach this paradise.

She also said that she won't sellout so not an option for her.

AKA she doesn't care about money.

Btw she looks like Tohru simply just want to kill herself in front of the Sohmas after listening to Jeremy by Pearl Jam. That's Yea Forums on your mind, simply a crippling depression on her.

Post some Agua's Divine soles

At home drawing pictures
Of mountain tops
With her on top
Lemon yellow sun
Arms raised in a V

Dead lay in pools of maroon below
Daddy didn't give attention
Oh, to the fact that mommy didn't care
Queen Tohru the wicked
Oh, ruled her world

Tohru spoke in class today
Tohru spoke in class today
Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the girl

Seemed a harmless little fuck
But we unleashed the lion
Gnashed her teeth and bit the recessed lady's breast

How could I forget
And he hit me with a surprise left
My jaw left hurting

Dropped wide open
Just like the day
Oh like the day I heard
Daddy didn't give affection

And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear
Queen Tohru the wicked
Ruled her world

Tohru spoke in class today
Tohru spoke in class today
Tohru spoke in class today

Try to forget this (try to forget this)
Try to erase this (try to erase this)
From the blackboard

Tohru spoke in class today
Tohru spoke in class today
Tohru spoke in, spoke in
Tohru spoke in, spoke in
Tohru spoke in class today

Uh uh uh uh (spoke in, spoke in, spoke in)
(Spoke in)
Uh uh uh uh (spoke in, spoke in, spoke in)
Whoa oh (spoke in)
(Spoke in, spoke in)
Whoa oh (spoke in)
Whoa oh (spoke in, spoke in, spoke in)
Ah ah ah yeah
Ah ah ah ah (spoke in, spoke in, spoke in)
Yeah yeah ah ah ah (spoke in, spoke in, spoke in)
Ah ah ah ah ah

>Later, Tohru has killed herself.
The end.

Aqua and Darkness both cannot cook at all. Megumin on the otherhand.......you want some crayfish anons?

Aqua obviously is the best girl. Nobody knows her endgame though.

Imagine if this happen on the end of Fruits Basket lol, in connection to that Pearl Jam's song.But Tohru don't have parents, tho. They both died.

I think this song should be called "Tohru" instead of "Jeremy" lol

We hope she's benevolent.

>Tohru spoke in class today
>The end.
And then killed herself.
True.

Part of me wants the author to just let Aqua win Kazuma, purely for the shitstorm it would create. Equal to the i love Emilia shit

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Based Jeremy (but it's Tohru).

>Nobody knows her endgame though
she's gonna be the next demon lord, so much is pretty much certain

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She is quite a chaotic goddess.

>still no BD
What the fuck?

soon, its still showing in some countries

With a self-inflected gunshot wound.
The end.

look at this girl
every single part of her screams best girl

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He died and then Aqua proceeded to make fun of him for it, would turn even the nicest of people into kinda of an asshole.

Look at her go!

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>ywn drink in some shitty adventurer tavern with Aqua

LOOK AT HER. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. FUCKING LOOK AT HER

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*hypnotoad sounds*

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Literally

>plays Chop Suey
>headbangs to the music
>sings to the song
Look what have you done, Aqua. Trust in your self-righteous suicide.

Would Darkness get off on the idea of being literally cucked by megumin or would that be one of those "going too far" turn-offs for her

>meanwhile

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>tfw have NEVER gotten chocolates from a girl

She can't get cucked because she's not in a relationship user

what if you were lying down and aqua came up and sat right on your face ha ha like as a joke though ha ha

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O M G!

haha that would be funny lol i wouldnt want that

the truck cant come for me fast enough

damn why cant valentines day work that way over here

Well, considering that she was hidden in the closet and touching herself in that scene, I would go with the first possibility...

ha hahaha, very funny

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Imagine being Darkness, waiting for Kazuma , the only man in the world who would bear with your personality long enough to show you any real affection, get back from his bath so you can repay his kind gift with your body, only to watch him come into his room with your romantic rival as she throat fucks him in front of your very eyes

LN > Manga

Obviously.

Spin-offs manga>Vanir LN>main LNs>Megaman LNs>Anime>Dust LNs>>>Shit>>>main manga
ftfy

anime tiddies > whatever

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Honestly this, Vanir spinoff is ultra kino and the main manga is ultra shitto
but you have forgotten the meguicha which is above all

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If you aren't Japanese, a different celestial bureaucrat would handle your case and fantasy Australia is not an option

I remember thinking she liked it when I read it, and Megumin liked the idea of being watched by her as well, which makes it even better.

why do you have to crush my dreams

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And that's a good thing!

Japan here i come. I'll see you soon Aqua sama

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So what happens if you die on Russian-Japanese contested territory?

Aqua and whatever slav god play rock paper scissors for your soul

You'll get reincarnated as a kulak in 1920 and get to experience the wonders of communism, generously provided by local liberators.
Because no such thing as contested territory exists, pidor.

This pic is maximum comfy...

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Konosuba as a whole is Maximum comfy.
It gave us the king of comfy EDs
youtube.com/watch?v=AubeXRKtU8U

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>Aqua playing RPS
shit

it still bothers me that none of their singing voices match their characters
aqua sounds kind and gentle
megumin sounds like she's 8
darkness sounds competent

i would bite her cuntlips and yell that she cant even SLUT 101

I’d probably take a big sniff lmao but maybe not jk I would haha

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It wouldn't be too strange for Aqua to have good canonical singing voice given that she is absurdly talented at the arts.

Rude

either way, her voice is HOT

If you marry Aqua, you can save money on water filters.

Kazuma dies and goes to Isekai land. Yet nobody else from his world has ever gone there. Something isn't adding up.

>being a speed watcher

>aqua sounds kind and gentle
This is perfect match user

Putting Aqua in the septic tank

Aqua was only tasked with isekaing those from Japan. Every country had their own being in charge of convincing the departed to go to the other world, but were so upfront and honest about how much it sucked ass on the other side, along with the possibility of arriving there braindead, that nobody was stupid enough to agree. Aqua would omit such details, but not because she was being sneaky, but rather because she didn't think any of those things were important. NOBODY has agreed to get reincarnated since because you'd have to be a fucking idiot to say "yes".

What was the alternative to moving to a different world? Also why does Kazuma's new world have video game mechanics?

>Asking "Why" about magic.

>Isekai Chad sleeping with his two wives and useless maid

Based IsekaiCHAD

>tfw no red eyed black haired gf with large yunyuns

I've never been able to make friends in this life, so there's no way I'd be able to make friends in the next

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This is me.

Reminder that Axis cult = Niggers.

>Aqua would omit such details, but not because she was being sneaky,
Are you sure about that?
she was kinda sneaky with that sword guy in flashback. And after that flashback what she did to Kazuma looks sneaky too, considering she knows both of those guys background on earth.

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Oh, yeah? Could a nigger do this?

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Bad to the bone
Can she even be stopped?

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>Aqua: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Holy shit. Don't die, Aqua. You're the water goddess.

Man, have you seen Fruits Basket doing suicide?

no

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Even i've seen Henrietta doing suicide, user.

How would you analyze the phrase in the subtitle as possible Season 3 foreshadowing? Did they accidentally gave it away or just giving false hope to sell that game by saying something like "this will be their voice if anime ever comes" ?

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I really want a season 3, the light novels don't do it for me. Fan translations are iffy and the VAs really make the show

Reminder that (you) = gay

Would you watch AQUASUBA - the legend of Aqua?

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Yeah it is he.

would rather have wizsuba

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The only take away from that statement if it's not a lie is that if Konosuba gets another season they'll use those seiyuus for those characters.

that sounds stupid and doesn't even have enough syllables because it sounds fucking stupid

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Alternative options were reincarnation in the regular world or pass on to the afterlife. The latter was extremely popular in the other world which led to a deficit in souls in that world, and it's why they're eager to get people from the regular world to hop on over. The reason for video game mechanics, along with every other fucked up thing, is because the Japs that got reincarnated got special weapons/devices that eventually led to an amalgamation of bullfuckery that rewrote the laws of the universe over time. Most of the saps who took the bait were shut-ins who eat up isekai fantasy shit, and Aqua shamelessly pushed the isekai angle to Kazuma, the researcher, and possibly Mitsubishi.

Aqua has A LOT of abilities that are exclusive to her (and why she had them from the very start, along with having her stats capped out), and why she effortlessly overwhelms anything undead with even standard spells. This probably indicates that their world did not originally have classes, skill points, levels, stats, etc. There's little doubt that one of the reincarnates at some point in time probably asked Aqua to make the other world more like a generic JRPG.

There's no indication as to how the flow of time behaves between the worlds. With the Head Researcher having made the Crimson Demons at least a couple of generations, ago while still knowing what a Game Boy is, it's probably not 1:1. Konosuba have very little world-building in regards to how this earth-like planet got transformed into Fantasy Australia.

Are you sure about that?

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>probably asked Aqua to make the other world more like a generic JRPG.
So Aqua is literally a world-shaping god?

>makes me want to kill myself that I may enter its glorious afterlife
grind your stats in this life so you'll have a good start in the next

unironically

Not exactly, but the people she answers to probably are, and they themselves are probably the ones that make give the gaijins "fuck you" powers and divine items.

unironically how desu ka?

only rich people go to heaven

>The reason for video game mechanics, along with every other fucked up thing, is because the Japs that got reincarnated got special weapons/devices that eventually led to an amalgamation of bullfuckery that rewrote the laws of the universe over time

Why only japs? Or was it just that only jap souls were going to this world in the first place, because of Aqua's poor advice?

they made the mobage BECAUSE they want to continue the anime, they didn't give away shit it's just obvious

Lol poor megumin.

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dubs and I don't see the konosuba movie for the third time

does anyone know the release date of the legend of crimson blu ray? i wanna know when to torrent it

>Aqua at the front of the pack
wife

But those do match their bedroom personalities.

Aqua is kind and gentle though
Megumin is the youngest
Darkness sounds motherly and competent because she is, if we look past her crusader skills and masochistic tendencies

good morning

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MUH

what's so good about it. we're all gonna fucking die!!

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But surely the Great Goddess Aqua, the pure light, will resurrect us after the fact?

>kazuma would get to see this every.morning if he tried
It sickens me

march 25th

>people still think this despite the wn

Yeah, everything is better than 5/2 slavery.

meant for this post

>Akatsuki Natsume
>Natsume
>He

I think that pretty much all characters that will appear in the anime during S3 (Cecily, Iris, Lynn) have already gotten VAs.
I would say that is very likely that it will happen, We will probably hear something when the BD for the movie is released.

as much as i love the megumin nad despise darkness in the later volumes this is pretty fucking sweet

Iris is mid-top tier

Asking his platonic friends over for a sleepover isnt that hard.

he was so shy

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possibly. I wouldn't count on it.

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>Aqua fractals
Nice

It's Aquas all the way down.

This should be a documentary about Aqua, user.
Even that poster does looks like Pink Floyd's The Piper at the Gates of Dawn.
Huh. More like The Aqua at the Gates of Water.

Another Pink Floyd-esque again on that Aqua's face? Sure, it's fucking stupid.

Welcome to the world of '60s psychedelia, Aqua.

I love Aqua-sama

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Shhh. Don't startle her. She's having a bad trip where some hicki-neet hijacked her into a weird world full of stupid and wonder.

>The Dark Side of the Aqua
Oh shit

Lol. I wish Aqua was a hippie. And taking herself a piece of LSD so she can hear the Beatles and the Doors.

>the goddess who controls water
Laaaaaame

>Wish Aqua Was Here
>Animals
Man, this is a bizarre Pink Floyd post.

>Or was it just that only jap souls were going to this world in the first place, because of Aqua's poor advice?
100% the latter. The other beings were too upfront about how much of a shitshow Fantasy Australia was. Aqua's replacement after being dragged along with Kazuma has also had zero success in convincing anyone to being isekai'd. I forget where this was mentioned though.

Then it did its job

>the Doors
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher

Come on Aqua, light my fire
Come on Aqua, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre

Come on Aqua, light my fire
Come on Aqua, light my fire
Try to set the night on FIREEEEEEEE
YEAAAAHHH...

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre

Come on Aqua, light my fire
Come on Aqua, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Yeah

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher

Come on Aqua, light my fire
Come on Aqua, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on FIREEEEEEEEE!!!

Man, Morrison is totally asking at Aqua for setting his house on fire at night lol.

Replace ever "fire" with "water" and it'll be retarded enough to be an aquapost

Fight fire with fire, Morrison.
Use your water, Aqua.

Nah, also, replace "light my fire" with "use my water".

Your house is next, Aqua.
youtube.com/watch?v=tEXlWgMOtqc

Also replace pyre with mire

Don't forget to replace "higher" with "better" because Aqua didn't use drugs lol.

You're right. But Aquas always high so.....

Man, that is almost identical as the Doors' original, tho.

Here it is, anons. The lyrics were fixed. Anyway, enjoy this shit.

LYRICS:
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much better

Come on Aqua, use my water
Come on Aqua, use my water
Try to use it with your water

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral mire

Come on Aqua, use my water
Come on Aqua, use my water
Try to use it with your WATEEEERRRRR
YEAAAAHHH...

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral mire

Come on Aqua, use my water
Come on Aqua, use my water
Try to use it with your water
Yeah

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much better

Come on Aqua, use my water
Come on Aqua, use my water
Try to use it with your water
Try to use it with your water
Try to use it with your water
Try to use it with YOUR WATEEEEERRRRR!!!

Good job, user. This should be called "Use My Water" instead of "Light My Fire" lol.

Good. I also have this album version, tho.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=cq8k-ZbsXDI

Lyrically speaking, this version is better than the Doors' original.

Nice. I prefer to this one.
Than the Doors' original. This should be a clean version, tho.

Good. Having that Doors' original is literally a shit, but having this version is much better for me.

Game over, Morrison. No more fires.
Just Aqua, the goddess of water, is fight with fire.
Btw, your house is safe now.

Everyone is strange, Aqua,

Nice

Are you well? That's clearly Chris.

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I love Konosuba

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>the Beatles
Damn. I think she used to heard Rain:
If the rain comes
They run and hide their heads
They might as well be dead
If the rain comes
If the rain comes

When the sun shines
They slip into the shade
And sip their lemonade
When the sun shines
When the sun shines

Rain, I don't mind
Shine, the weather's fine

I can show you
That when it starts to rain
Everything's the same
I can show you
I can show you

Rain, I don't mind
Shine, the weather's fine

Can you hear me
That when it rains and shines
It's just a state of mind
Can you hear me
Can you hear me

Btw, this should be a song about Aqua guiding Kazuma in the rain lol.
Source:
youtube.com/watch?v=cK5G8fPmWeA

No homo but I want to fuck all four of them desu

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That is a Beatles song desu
But it should be, user.

>Just finished binging both seasons.
FUCK now what? Overlurd? Shieldbro? FUCK.

the movie user
and the LNs
and then the manga
and then the doujins

>that fucking movie made by JC
Go back to Railgun, JC.

>didn't mention quartet
Not even a real fan.

danmachi

Season 2 kind of sucks though.

In terms of my isekai anime progression I went
> Shield Hero
> Konosuba
> Re:Zero
I like them all mostly equally, but am now reading the LNs for Konosuba and Re:Zero

>Wake up.
>Aqua still hasn't isekai'd me.
>Truck-kun won't even run me over.
>No magic book to transport me.
>Can't find a MMO about to shut down.
>Muggers won't even stab me, even.
This world is hell.

GUYS, DELIVER ME FROM MEMES!

don't worry user, corona MK 2 will deliver us all to our respective aquas and megumims

but i love darkness

>implying ebola-chan didn't already let me down

I wouldn't mind meeting Aqua. But then I remember she'd just steal my money and make fun of me.

I won't keep my hopes up, H1N1 and Ebola-chan already failed me

When did she make that pose? i dont remember that she seems pretty concerned

We need a new name for this cute little girl, which one is better? Shotazuma or Shotasuba?

Corona-chan is very likely to reach all the world unlike those, but it isn't as deadly as they are, only if you are very old or weak it's a threat to your life. The real threat about corona is the fact that it's hitting bad the economy, in a moment where it was already going K.O alone by itself which just accelerates the process. I'm just afraid if there is some really bad crash it will hurt the anime industry and we wont keep getting more Konosuba.

Honestly if you just want to live a life without working ever you really only have two choices
>go to a tv show and hope to win a good amount
>take some teen's kidneys and sell them on the dark web
Unless you are the son of some rich fuck and inherit everything

>megaman

>Watching, enjoying...
>Try to imagine hanging out with them, going on zany adventures with them.
>Suddenly start realizing they wouldn't like me.
>They'd kick me out of their party and laugh behind my back.
>Might even bully me or hate me.
>Fantasy turns to one of living alone in a world full of monsters and harsh winters.
>Depressed as fuck after that.
This always happens. What do I do?!

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>he doesn't know

Dying in each continent brings you to a different world
Asia: medieval fantasy
Americas: sci-fi
Europe: bizarro
Africa: post-apocalyptic
Oceania: dystopian

>Africa and OCE get sent back to slightly different scenery
rough

You are overthinking it maybe, take into account that you know everything about them. Wouldn't be hard to manipulate things into your advantage. The world there is pretty retarded too, not hard to survive if you again use the knowledge to your advantage. Worst case scenario you end alone but rich, with permanent succubus service.

I don't want to manipulate them! I just want friends!

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do it faggot

The reason they turn on you is because that's all you know. You're just bullybait and you've never had friends.

>tfw betas will never understand how much they radiate their betaness
gotta stop trying so hard m8, that's also why all those dorks are best friends.

BUT IT WAS MY FANTASY!

here you go

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oh yeah the OVA thanks user

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it was a pretty good OVA

boobs

>wake up
>see this
what do?

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office work sucks, i just want to go on low-risk adventures in isekaustralia every day

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>Darkness' left hand
Hold up

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>low risk
eh whatever you say, but nice sex dubs mate

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You gotta ask in the right way. Bend forward and stick your hands out. Politely but firmly say “give me choco” until you are given some choco.

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aqua can just heal or rez people whenever there is need. thats as low risk as it gets

I thank God.

CHOCO

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Technically, she's not supposed to. Aqua a shit.

>aqua can just
Of course she can. But what if she doesn't happen to feel like it?

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bribe her with alcohol

oh shit

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This... I don't hate this...

U S E L E S S
G O D D E S S

redpilled poster

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>Crimson Demon Darkness
this could work

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I suppose the chances of the game being translated are pretty low right? i dont want to get my hopes up.

way too cute

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Look at this dork

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Does her purification powers always take 7 hours to work?

Do you think she can get pregnant because of them? A friend wants to know.

In the episode where she purifies the lake it takes 7 hours due to the immense amount of water, but her purification is almost instant when it comes to small amounts, like a cup of tea.
This is more head canon but I believe her purification only works outside her body and not inside. Else she would not be able to drink alcohol or have any metabolism whatsoever, since the body cells require non-pure water in order to function. The problem is she might be sterile due to her goddess condition; Isn't she like Vanir in the sense that goddess don't have gender?

We have lore about demi-humans.
She's female and fertile.
AKA perfect.

Ah I see larger the body the water longer time.

If you nut enough theres no way she can purify it all.
If she can get drunk she can get knocked up

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Same, I wanna kill anons so that they can enter its afterlife.

I'm starting to not care if there's an afterlife or not. I'm worried about my mental state.

I wanna smack those floppy tits

OH NO MEGUKEKS WE GOT TOO COCKY
THE AQUACHADS ARE TOO STRONG

What if the anime pulls and anime-only ending and we get Darkness as the wife?

Would be a based ending

Right after Kazuma pays for her freedom from the nobleman, he declares, "You're going to work it off with your body."

she'd gush niagra falls

>aqua, the great light, turns evil, becomes the next demon king and happily lives ever after
>dankness and konosuba hide and seek refugee in the elven forests
>the megaman dies
>to be continued???

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Perfect ending to the show desu

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I do wonder, would demon king Aqua and smelly skelly get along with each other?

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>Was just thinking earlier Aqua was probably going to be the Demon King because she botches everything, so somehow it was her fault.
>Suddenly this thread.
Aqua a shit.

>Date of Birthday: Today
>Age: 16, 18 if in America

Just imagine. It would basically be overlord, but in good.
>Aqua as the evil demon lord
>hero plebs try to kill her, but they're plebs so they can't
>More evil Aqua shenanigans
>more retarded heros get isekaied, so Aqua makes a game out of it, for her amusement
>slaves are enslaved to make good wine and plant potato for potato schnaps, for Aqua!
hahahaha

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>because she botches everything
>implying she, Aqua, the griet light, wasn't planning this from the very beginning

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>loses because she gets too drunk to remember to leave the barrier up
>kazuma gives her a hilarious eye poke
>eris cringes and lets her go back home

no way, fag

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Deep down, you know it's true, because Aqua loves Kazuma but knows she's going to get cucked.

Aqua could always pull an Esdeath and take Konosuba as prisoner, for her own amusements, or lock him up somewhere in space and time. Whatever she fucking pleases. No big deal. It's Aqua. And becoming demon king probably gives some more powerups too. Maybe even a INT or two? Who fucking knows! Voila.

>Pulls an Esdeath.
>Dies just like Esdeath because Darkness pulls a TeleportsBehindYouJutsu.

>gaining even .25 of an extra int stat
Let's not get ahead of ourselves

I'm going to go take a nap.
Hopefully I have a heart attack and Eris offers to isekai me.

Nobody has yet told me how to kill myself so properly as to get isekai’d

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where can i watch the movie with subs? so far ive found nothing but theatre rips

Movie is officially released the 25th of this month. For subtitles you'll have to wait a bit more I guess.

its still in theaters in some countries and the blu ray is the end of march so a little while after that i imagine

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I'm pretty sure I've watched my camrip subbed and everything. Are you all maybe a little bit retarded?

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..or maybe, maybe I can just totally understand japanese by now and didn't even notice? holy shit. is it happening?

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aqua wants to go home, thats been her stated objective since ep 1
why would kazuma invest in that

nah-uh we're just both retarded

I have watched the camrip, and read the LN years ago too. Was only replying to him, but of course I plan to watch the movie in its full form once it's out officially. Also because I have a tiny hope they will add extra scenes or maybe a hint to a new season.

Greetings from the mage of consent

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Shes the same age as Iris, right? Maybe a bit older?

By the time they meet in the LN they are 2 years apart from each other I believe.

What a great big sister Lalatina is

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bow before your goddess.

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My goddess is Eris

PADS

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Blessed and holypilled.

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no

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Are those reddish highlights on her hair supposed to be on purpose or did the artist not bother to clean up after coloring her face?

>the game was rigged from the start

I love konosuba no homo

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Don't believe me? Go back, and watch it all over again. Focus on Aqua, don't get distracted by the boobies. Observe. Yeah. Now this really makes you think, hu?
>implying it was just a happy little accident Konosuba just happened to chose Aqua herself as free super power
pleeease.

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>mfw you go tell everyone and their mom that you have almost no INT at all and it just can't be helped, so no one will ever expect you being playing interaquarell 4d backgammon all along
there's nothing to see here, please move along

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What are they about to do to him? He looks scared.

I've been putting off watching this, did any of the girls won already?

megameme won

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Only in the LN

Sorry, I don't worship filth. Please pay heed to your superior

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Good to know, I guess I'll watch it during my vacations

If you need a romcom with someone "winning" konosuba is not the show you want to watch.

>filth
you better watch it, faggot, or fucking else

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Wow, didn't know Aqua was such a low ranked goddess. Guess I'll read the LNs, looks interesting.

>such a low ranked goddess
please, could a low ranked literally who do this? check mate, pagans and atheists! You better repent right the fuck now. Or fucking else.

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I'm not an atheist, I worship Wolbach.

>glow aqua poster progressively makes his art more and more psychedelic like that artist who drew cats and had schizophrenia.

no way, fag
hahahaha, you just wait and see, hahaHAHAHA

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If you look closely, you can clearly see that Wolbach is worshiping Aqua.

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haha, first time an aquafag got me.

Psychedelic Aqua? Is this a thing?

Yeah, I am the Isekai creep
A demolition style
Hell Japanese freak, yeah
I am the crawling dead
A phantom in a box
Shadow in your head say
Acid, watery freedom of the blast
Read the fucking lies, yeah
Scratch off the broken skin
Tear into my heart make
Me do it again yeah

More Aqua Than Aqua, More Aqua Than Aqua
More Aqua Than Aqua, More Aqua Than Aqua
More Aqua Than Aqua, More Aqua Than Aqua

Yeah, I am the jigsaw man
I turn the world around
With a skeleton hand say
I am electric head
A cannibal core
A television said, yeah
Do not victimize
Read the motherfucker
Psychoholic lies, yeah
Into a psychic war
I tear my soul apart and I
Eat it some more, yeah

More Aqua Than Aqua, More Aqua Than Aqua
More Aqua Than Aqua, More Aqua Than Aqua
More Aqua Than Aqua, More Aqua Than Aqua

Yeah, I am the ripper man
A locomotion mind
Love Japanese style, yeah
I am the nexus one
I want more life fucker
I ain't done, yeah

More Aqua Than Aqua, More Aqua Than Aqua
More Aqua Than Aqua, More Aqua Than Aqua
More Aqua Than Aqua, More Aqua Than Aqua

Surely SOMEBODY here has been seriously drawn to death by the hope for the isekai, r-right?

>More Aqua Than Aqua
Good aquafag White Zombie post. Also, are you okay, here, bud?

What did Wolbach mean by this?

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Kys Kazuma
youtube.com/watch?v=E0E0ynyIUsg

>ironic shitposting

Everyone knows we won. Megumin x Kazuma is canon and unbreakable in the novel. They're basically one step away from having a childe.

It took them equivalent of 6 (?) seasons of anime to confess. In this pace they'll have a child on their (or ours) deathbed

Don't matter none to me, we've won and you lost.

lol did Rob Zombie himself wrote this lmao

more like Aqua Zombie lol

Yes it is, mostly wanting bring back the 60s alive.

I too, find Konosuba the cutest. Balls don't touch btw.

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>Studio Deen Sandbags and Beachballs
no thanks

Saggy tits are the best for Aqua.

What? I care only about this show being fun and entertaining. Romcom shit with those million years confessions is neither fun nor entertaining. The only hope is anime will cut that shit out or make them a couple faster so we can enjoy comedy.

Is she? Because Eris is ranked lower than Aqua.

user, even after Studio Deen do this famous isekai anime ever in the world, a shit called JC starts to fuck up with Konosuba.

t. GAY

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user, even after I've seen Azumanga Daioh is the greatest piece of shit that JC has ever bring us since Slayers (not to be confused of that fucking band, but it's an anime), JC would go fucked up over and over and over until they made Raildex into a shit, then the Konosuba shit. My God, Deen, if animes like Ranma 1/2, Fruits Basket and FSN was good to you, shit on your fucking mind. Anyway, kill yourselves after you're making me watch Higurashi When They Cry.

Konosuba is a pretty prime example of why authors shouldn't be scared to embrace genre. Like the difference between a good burger and a soggy McDonald's one, it's about execution.

>another life
Only got one Bucko.

>ywn hear Sylvia say she loves you

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I'm gay

>Iris is voiced by Takao Kanon
Well shit

Cringe.

I know. What were they thinking?

We know!

I can't remember anything
Can't tell if this is true or a dream
Deep down inside I feel to scream
This terrible silence stops me
Now that the world is through with me
I'm waking up, I cannot see
That there's not much left of me
Nothing is real but pain now

Hold my breath as I wish for rest
Oh Aqua, help me!

Back in the womb it's much too real
In pumps life that I must feel
But can't look forward to reveal
Look to the time when I'll live
Fed through the tube that sticks in me
Just like a isekai novelty
Tied to machines that make me be
Tie this life off from me

Hold my breath as I wish for rest
Oh Aqua, wake me

Now the world is gone, I'm just one
Aqua help me!
Hold my breath as I wish for rest
Oh, Aqua, help me!

Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see, absolute horror
I cannot live, I cannot die
Trapped in myself, body my holding cell
Landmine has taken my sight
Taken my speech, taken my hearing
Taken my arms, taken my legs
Taken my soul, left me ISEKAI'D!!!

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Whys that bad?

Because Clannad is better than Kanon

Based One by Metallica (but it's Aqua's version).

Imagine if Kazuma sings this song lol

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Lol this
youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc

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Another Metallica song, pls.

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Say your prayers, little one, don't forget, your sis
To include everyone
I tuck you in, warm within, keep you free from sin
'Til Overlord he comes

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit, light
Enter, night
Take my hand
We're off to the isekai land

Something's wrong, shut the light, heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren't of Yunyun
Dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragons' fire
And of things that will bite, yeah

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit, light
Enter, night
Take my hand
We're off to the isekai land

Now, I lay me down to sleep (Now, I lay me down to sleep)
Pray the Lord my soul to keep (Pray the Lord my soul to keep)
And if I die, before I wake (If I die, before I wake)
Pray the Lord my soul to take (Pray the Lord my soul to take)
Hush, little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just Aqua under your bed
In your closet, in your head

Exit, light
Enter, night
Grain of dust
Exit, light
Enter, night
Take my hand
We're off to the isekai land (yeah, haha haha)

Oh, yeah-yeah, yo
We're off to the isekai land
Take my hand
We're off to the isekai land
Take my hand
We're off to the isekai land

----

Enjoy.
Also, see this original video as well:
youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384

Nice.

Blurgrbl

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>thread is popular
>nobody tells me how to kill myself
>nobody tells me how not to want to kill myself
>they start posting song lyrics or something, idk what happing

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ehhh

What the fuck with those Aqua fractals. How soon we get to the stage with only slight hints at Aqua in those patterns and its pure madness?

Thats the next stage of aquafaggotry, after they got bored with making her glow

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You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save your from your old ways
You play forgiveness

Watch it now, here she comes
She doesn't look a thing like Aqua
But she talks like a lady
Like you imagined when you were isekai'd

Can we climb this mountain
I don't know
Higher now than ever before
I know we can make it if we take it slow
Let's take it easy
Easy now, watch it go

We're burning down the highway skyline
On the back of a hurricane that started turning
When you were isekai'd
When you were isekai'd

And sometimes you close your eyes
And see the place where you used to live
When you were isekai'd

They say the devil's water, it ain't so sweet
You don't have to drink right now
But you can dip your feet
Every once in a little while

You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save you from your old ways
You play forgiveness

Watch it now, here she comes
She doesn't look a thing like Aqua
But she talks like a lady
Like you imagined when you were isekai'd
(Talks like a lady, like you imagined)
When you were isekai'd

I said she doesn't look a thing like Aqua
She doesn't look a thing like Aqua
But more than you'll ever know

youtube.com/watch?v=ff0oWESdmH0

>Waiting on some beautiful boy
That's Kazuma.

>She doesn't look a thing like Aqua
>But she talks like a lady
lol

Is he getting ascended to some new level of world perception, is he going to finally see the Great Light?

possibly

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Aqua only handles people who die young in japan so you know what to do

The Killers would like to called themselves as the Waters lol

>She doesn't look a thing like Aqua
Lol. Sometimes Aqua is just a useless goddess, according to her meme.

Never mind Aqua, here's Overlord.

They don't have normal toilet sanitation in those worlds, by the way.
No computers either.

they have video games though

>haha
hahaHAHA
BWUAHAHAHA

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cute blowfish

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Imagine if Konosuba had a crossover with Jojo.

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What do you do with a tied-up Darkness?

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ÆÜGH

Clean my dick with her after fucking the other girls.

youtube.com/watch?v=AFxPX0FNHbA&t=4s

turn by 360° and walk away

Just imagine marrying Christina vee and having her act like Darkness all the time for you.

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call her Lalatina

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Tell her in lewd details all the kinky and nasty things I plan to do to her. Only to cut her free and treat her like a princess.

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the cutest

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Would Megumin survive childbirth?

DOn’t worry she has childbearing hips, she’ll be alright

yes, why wouldn't she

the hips dont lie

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Aqua would just use resurrection on her

But that would count as dying of natural causes no? Aqua cannot resurrect if one dies of natural causes such as sickness or the like

Am I forming dementia or are these posts literally in every fucking konosuba thread every time?

She could also just save her before she dies...

Yes.It's gotten so repetitive you just think its the same thread from weeks ago, same shit happens when aquafags spam the same stuff in IQ threads

Agua posting is way more retarded than literally anything else konosuba.
At least Megumin spawned the ‘IMAGINE’ post.

>based Aqua posting
>retarded
pleb

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until we get something new of course it will seem repetitive

I mean it infects every konosuba thread and IQ thread and it’s mostly garbage images and 1 second gifs. Though I will say the kazuma and Albedo ones are great.

i do save some of those albedo gifs. its just one guy making them all too, i cant fault a man for trying at least to make some OC even if it is half assed

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FRACTAL RUDELBUMS!

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really reving up those edits for the quartet threads arent you? you shitposter king you

~WUHHEEEEE~~

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now were talking

m-my beautiful thread...

whats the problem?
the shitposting was pretty low in this one

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>decide i want to expand figure collection for the first time in months
>search high and low for a Wiz figure
>nonexistent.png

fuck bros its not fair.

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why do you have to tease me with things ill never have

fuck i would pay good money for a wiz or vanir figure. I dont get it, konosuba is more than popular enough for it

nope

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It's over dude it's been 5 years no season 3 might as well give up

doesn't yunyun have a figure though? I would have thought Wiz would get one before she would

not yet, the movie was great and did well they cant end it on that

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>movie less then half a year ago
Im willing to bet my bottom dollar that the movie was really a probe into how profitable a 3rd season for konosuba would be. How many people are willing to pay to go see it etc.

You have to remember, anime adaptions are just advertising to get people to buy merch and LNs.

>It's over dude it's been 5 years no season 3 might as well give up
The main issue is LN releases. Once they get more/farther out we'll get a season 3. Another season would stifle LN sales, thats just how Kadokawa rolls when it comes to greenlighting this shit. Fuck thats why Re:Zero took so long to get its season 2 go ahead.

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>Im willing to bet my bottom dollar that the movie was really a probe into how profitable a 3rd season for konosuba would be. How many people are willing to pay to go see it etc.
The mobile game aswell they released seemed like another probe desu. from what i saw alot of people were interested in it in nipland

did that ever go for sale though?

methinks it might be homemade or commissioned. can't find anything on it on figureland

myfigurecollection.net/entry/101568

i cant read moon very well, so i have no idea

>Last anime material released 5 months ago and is yet to come in buy-able format
>dub for season 2 came out last week
>Video games keep coming
>LN still going
>Favorite character poll 4 months ago with more source material
>Sales of merch still going strong
>Konosuba carrying isekai quartet S2 even more than in S1
i-it's over d-dude!

>Emilia-Aqua gets a figure
>Yunyun gets 3
>Wiz gets none

how

It sickens me

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well see you in the Quartet thread fags

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Konosuba has to carry both the show and the thread? Damn...

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of course, as it should be

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i wanna fuck kazuma

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IT'S ALL OVER NOW. WWWAAAHHHHHHHHHHH~~

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I see, poor skeletonfags.

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IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING, IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

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I JUST WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE AQUA

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Same here but with the mage

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Here have a dragon

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Look how mighty he is!

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oh god it's gonna suck having to wait for a season 3 dub i wated so long for season 2 dub and it finaly happened i am happy for it

lets all hope they make a season 3 and dub it

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What a great thread

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i was hoping AnimeJapan would be announced there but the fucking chink virus ruined the fun. hopefully it changes nothing for an announcement

Indeeed he is! but Chomusuke is still cuter.

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Such a smart cat just like her owner

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Mods are asleep, lets get them pregnant.

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Jannies asleep too.

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already done

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>Megumin.. when did your lips get so tasty?

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Ah, that must be why they showed up to eat with those worrisome faces.

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oh, boy

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god what a lucky guy Kazuma is, id give anything to swap

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Wolbach is for Aqua only!

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>My ancestor

thank you for using my OC fren

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i make sure i save everything Aqua related friend

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good job. do your best! we count on you! praise aqua!

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post rare aqua's

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And now you know why she's called the great light.

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this one always gets me. great shit.

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whos the girl

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no bully aqua

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