Holy fuck Sophie is clingy. This is why she doesn't have any friends; she suffocates them too much. Sophie, you don't have to be with your friends every second of every day.
Holy fuck Sophie is clingy. This is why she doesn't have any friends; she suffocates them too much. Sophie...
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>lonely loli vampire cut off from people for centuries
How would you feel after enduring isolation for so long?
She's always been this way, user. Whenever her village was attacked, her parents threw her to the vampires and asked them to please take her off their hands because Sophie was such a clingy daughter.
That compounded by time eating your ass out.
Calm down, Shinobu. No need to take it personally.
They all going to die soon.
May as well enjoy them while she can.
That's true. I have a headcanon though were Sophie and Ellie turn everyone into vampires. I'm aware it's a retarded ending but a man can dream.
Would you be friends with Sophie?
Friends? She's my wife.
Nope. She's ugly, boring, and unintelligent.
With benefits.
We'd be happi sutorenji furenzu.
I'd shoot my goo in her if that counts.
She's your best friend in the world. Your betrothed.
Sometimes a lover isn't also a friend.
Do you and Sophie fight a lot? Sophie's my ex. She's fucking crazy, man.
Bitch will cut your dick off.
umu
Geez. My vampire wife would at least grow it back if she did that.
Vampire Gabu > Angel Gabu
Stop it, she's lonely and wants to spend time with her human friends before their short lives fizzle out.
At the very least, I'd expect Sophie to turn Akari into a vampire by the end. Waiting until Akari is legally an adult would be the most efficient.
That'd be such a bad ending indeed.
My wife Sophie is the cutest.
>my wife sophie
But I never divorced her.
S2 when?
how can one vampire be so cute?
Cute pumpkin
Would you take a chance?
of course, she was making it up, after all there was this girl who turned her entire family without problem
>attacked by a kyuutetsuki
Do I have a choice?
If you can gather some force of will, assert some boundaries, and for god's sake KEEP YOUR PROMISES, you can help make clingy people secure in your relationship with surprisingly little effort. It's getting loyalty from flighty people that's the hard transformation. So yeah, gimme Sohee.
You know the drill never ever
I'd go the Elly route personally.
I know the narrative structure isn't really built to make her shine, but I absolutely fell in love with Akari. Straight-forward weirdos with sincere enthusiasm just call out to my soul. Especially when she has such good taste in friends and girlfriends.
You need to be 18 to post here Hinata.
When you're a vampire the time spent with a mortal you love relative to the overall duration of your life is infinitesimal. You can spend 50 years straight with someone, and still it will be nothing compared to the eternity of your immortality, a fleeting moment drowned in the vast sea of your memories. It makes sense to make every second of every day count while the poor girl is still alive. It's hard to grasp for a mortal, as they can spend a short year with someone, and already it's one whole percent of their life, maybe more. They look at their friends and they feel like they're gonna be there their whole life - there's no need to rush things or cling to them. For a vampire on the other hand every second matters. You look away for a moment, and the little girl you used to know has finished with her puberty. You blink for a second, and she's a grown woman, you get distracted for a minute, and she's married and has two kids, you wake up one night to find an old hag where just the night before a cute girl stood, and you're still the same old damned unchanging you.
She has a nice butt too
I want to give Sofy a big hug and tell her everything's gonna be alright
I wonder how would it feel to hug Sophie. I guess it's gotta be nice and cold.
I bet Sofy is really soft
Best prank ever.
Should've taken her to the beach at night
>Sohi will never moemoekyun your coffee.
Is Sophie the whitest vampire in anime?
That would be Shalltear.
nice pads
*
I wonder if Sophie would accept if someone offered her the option to go back to being human.
Fuck you.
I wonder how would be to have Sophie as a mother.
Probably. She is kinda suicidal.
Don't be like that, user. Humie sofa is still cute.
What if she always had red eyes?
What if she had no eyes?
Imagine making a vampire girl fall for you so hard they choose to give up their immortality so they can grow old and die by your side.
Only a fool would do that.
Personally, I would prefer to walk the world with her for eternity as immortals. However, such a sacrifice is beautiful in its own right.
If your vampire wife became human for some reason (maybe some bored god decided to be an asshole one day) , would you still love her?
Yes then I would immediatly turn her back
Oh right, by that point she would have already turned you. However, if your girl is Sophie you risk her dying and never coming back as seen here
Yes, but only out of habit.
>fake news
Do we have to.
I too hate living languages.
I love Sophie!
>Defanged
Please no
I can't believe Sofa is fucking dead!
She's not alive, but she is okay.
She would really be if no one takes her out of there before the sun rises.
I want to cuddle in her coffin
Its too small. A grown man would never fit in there.
Yikes.
fine fine, cuddle on the couch then
Maybe you should lose some weight user
Grown man? We're all 12 year old girls here what are you talking about?
Is Tonari no Kyuuketsuki-san worth watching? Watched ep. 1 and it was just that human girl being a clingy annoying bitch and yuri bait.
Impossible, that's one of the things that makes me irresistible to them.
pleb filtered
Please don't hurt the kyuutie vampires.
God I wish I had a cute clingy vampire girlfriend.
I wish I could be Sophie's friend with benefits.
Life would be so much better with one by your side. She could even snack on you from time to time and still be wholesome.
STFUSTFUSTFUSTFU
>Sohi will never take you on a midnight flight over the city.
I love little vampires.
This. She just wants Akari to live a normal life without hurting her feelings. She'll walk it back once Akari turns older.
the entire family sucess was probably just luck
You can't fool me dumpire.
They make me feel so good.
You won't be fooled anymore when you're ded from a failed transformation
What
you can drop the act Sophie
If only there was an easy way for Sophie to take away the mortality of people she loves.
Sofa is a good vampire and she wouldn't lie
t.Akari
an "easy" way that has a chance of killing that person forever
God they are perfect.
Bold of you to assume that vampires and humans hold the same moral values.
Sofa isn't like the other vampires
Sophie is a very moral person. She's not different from a kind human in any observable way.
Didn't one girl turn her little sister and parents into vampires? If there really is no reliable method, that means she simply murdered her family, hoping it would work, and got lucky.
You can't reason with people with Borderline Personality Disorder, user. Sophie wants your attention. All of it.
You shouldn't trust her so much. Vampires are cunning creatures.
It's pretty hard to believe that she got lucky 3 times in a row, I'm sure there is a safe way method to become a vampire but if Akari knew about it she would become one ASAP and Sophie doesn't want that.
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Dracula?
I'll take her word over an user's any day
I feel like if there was one and Ellie knew of it, she'd have let it slip.
Perhaps she tried not knowing the chances and got lucky, it's just 3 people, not a big deal
Very cunnying and funnying creatures
Sophie knows Akari would be too powerful as vampire and she's tricking her for the sake of the humanity.
Sophie's morals are based off of manga and anime, so she assumes that childhood is the best part of a Japanese person's life, and they become depressed workaholics upon turning into adults. That's why she doesn't want to turn Akari right now, so she can enjoy her current life to its full potential before instead of terminating it early.
no sane author would rip off madoka these days
Imagine Akari going into a frenzy by creating a bunch of cute vampire girls, Wouldn't that be funny? Hahaha.
Your post is 100% speculation
That's a very immoral thing to do. You wouldn't give your curse to someone you love.
And she can have it. Any day. Anytime.
PEAK
I want to kiss her back.
What did the lesbian vampire say to her gf?
See you next month.
I doubt this. Sophie was born centuries before anime and manga existed.
I love this semen demon.
I wanna lick that back.
doesn't this translate to vampire vampires
She is seriously a lesbian.
You're not dealing with the average vampire anymore. Sophie has risen above and became the legendary Kyuutie Vampire!
you just need to hire old, fat, bald faceless man to cure her
just make sure he doesn't cure her too hard
As expected of a kyuutie of culture
Go back to /dgdg/, and never return.
>fat, bald faceless man
Where?
wtf does that even stand for? daddy girl dick girl?
>I love this semen demon.
Me too, she's a favorite of mine
This thread, everyone volunteers
Go away, you gold-digging whore.
Here
excuse me, but everyone on Yea Forums are handsome, well endowed and learned men of culture, and exquisite taste.
I personally have a degree in rocket surgery and brain engineering
my mom says the same
Your favorite show is Gochiusa am I correct?
Its weird to see a show this obscure still getting threads. It passed some time already since it aired.
piece of shit like Eva is still getting spammed after all these years and you're wondering why the same thing is happening to actually decent show
Dykes Getting Dicked General
Over in /h/. It's filth.
My favorite anime is Yosuga no Sora, why do you ask?
Yupiel 3 never
You must be lost then since the purpose of that general isn't "curing them"
Not like you ever went there though
have faith
>he doesn't organize his filenames
774 went legit. Its over.
To bring them despair and pain then? Whoop-de-do.
You are right though. I ain't going in there.
>he actually downloads images instead of pasting their url
Despair by getting banned from the board? Sounds indeed like a smart decision from your part.
>hire
The fat bastards would do it for free.
depends on how much you enjoy a topic
>needing to organize
?
>taking more than .05 seconds to find a pic you need
Enjoy spending 10% of your browsing time looking for a particular reaction pic
Only way disorganization is feasible is if you have less than a few hundred
Why yes, how could you tell?
Eh, she was pretty much only clingy that one time and she had a good reason, Akari is way more overbearing than she is.
not him
how are yours organized?
i used to organize by expression but now i do it by character
The sexiest one
If you were a vampire, you would want to drink blood from cute girls too.
Character name first then said expression
example
but outside of reaction pics, I organize pictures by franchise, and then a random album for stuff like pic rel
I want to take Ellie's virginity
>Ellie
>Virgin
user, I ...
>Implying someone that it's being alive for almost a half of a millennia is a virgin
she saved herself for me
This artist is a goldmine.
That guy is too busy with Sophie in the latest doujin.
Sex with Sophie.
Sex with Momo.
He just means "penis in vagina" virginity.
It's only a few pages long, but I can see the artist is a gentleman and loves adorable and comedian characters.
Momo?
So user is a virgin?
This but Ellie and Shamiko too.
No I mean that Ellie saved herself for me all those years then on a summernight I penetrate her on a rose petal covered bed and climax in 2 thrusts then fall asleep instantly
A semen demon is a semen demon, regardless of whether it's man semen or girl semen. She's erotic enough to satisfy both genders anyway.
His latest doujin (which still hasn't been scanned apparently) came out long after he started working on the serialized version of Nagatoro.
>girl semen
Pardon?
Where is my English blu-ray release?
en.wikipedia.org
The closest I can find.
Female ejaculation it's a myth, like werewolves.
It ships with your KnJ manga.
Vampire girls are not humans so it might be true for them. Ellie specially strikes me as a hardcore squirter.
Don't have much going for me in this life anyway.
Don't let these foul creatures of the night cling to you, Yea Forums. They are dangerous and should be disposed of immediately.
If you're not going to give examples I'm going to call BS, Belmont.
Sophie adapts to the morals of the current era by consuming its present literature.
Fuck off, Belmont.
Do the cuties like hanbaga?
They only seem to drink blood. Anything else didn't work for them.
I don't think they're too fond of human food.
Sophie is a slut and if you disagree with me you're just a beta orbiter.
Wrong vampire, buddy. The slut is pic related.
Every cute girl show contains dorks who do things of various cuteness and retardation. But I must admit that the beach idea was the single most retarded thing I ever saw in anime. It was still somewhat cute.
I am convinced Akari did it on purpose. Nobody can be that stupid.
The weak should fear the strong.
Why is Akari such a psychopath?
That's probably the only downside I can see with becoming a vampire, I love food. Suddenly finding that blood is the only thing that does it for me would suck. But all the other benefits would most likely outweigh that.
Ellie pure as a snowflake she has never touched a man
Will Sophie ever get rid of Akari?
Why does Sophie look like she has sizable boobs here?
Frilly swimsuit
The magic of frills.
>I don't know when I should swallow
Hot.
It was borderline sadistic, I loved it.
She is constantly putting herself in danger for no good reason. Just look at how many times she almost ended up as dust.
She is probably tougher than you think and will end only with bad burns.
We know for a fact she isn't.
Every night I fall asleep imagining myself spooning one of the Scarlet sisters. It's not fair, this world sucks big time.
Yes and yes
Imagine having a super clingy JS vampire girlfriend who always wants to cuddle/kiss with you, never leaves your side and doesn't talk to anyone else. That would be so annoying. You could never have any time for yourself. She would always demand your attention and do anything to get it. That would be the worst.
Clearly, all her powers come from activated disciplines, and without them she's weak as a kitten.
I fail to see the issue.
It would be annoying because she's clingy and you couldn't get away from her. You'd always have to take care of her and give her attention, which would be annoying.
But I love taking care of people and giving them attention to the point they unconsciously depend on me.
Yeah, and I've almost never had a meaningful relationship neither platonic nor romantic in my life. If a cute girl comes out of the blue and starts giving me the time of day I'll give her as much attention as she wants. As for her not leaving me alone, every waking moment I spend not at work I spend alone, from the time I get off work to when I get there the next morning I don't utter a word. Having someone else in the house would be a nice change of pace. The fact she wants to spend all that time cuddling would be the best part. The fact she also doesn't age is just icing on the cake.
Believe me, when you actually do get a clingy JS girlfriend, you're gonna change your opinion on this one real fast. Trust me on this one.
Good system
Works for me too
>Trust me on this one.
Please explain why we should, user. How do you know?
Ellie is a canon whore
I know what I'm talking about. Just trust me on this one.
Ellie says no intercourse before marriage
Yes. Her being a vampire doesn't play into my feelings for her at all.
Mischievous*
Fix'd.
But if you're going to marry Ellie, don't do it in a church.
Ellie is a mischievous whore
Well, you're right
bullshit.
very useful
Would would sex be like with a vampire like them?
Cold and nice.
Like ice cream, only in a sexual way.
Nah, I'm going to reject your reality and substitute my own.
please explain
Very frigid
Cold at first.
a bloody mess
Sounds hot
Be more careful with vampire blowjobs next time.
Cold but wet and tight. She gets warmer after you shoot a few rounds inside or if she drinks some of your blood.
If only there was a way to rewrite reality and make vampire lolis exist. I would do it in a heartbeat.
>cape shit
Use a proper wish granting device next time please.
>12
Hag I though we were all 7-9.
Doesn't matter as long as it gets the job done.
soi
Damn, the movies really tainted this stuff. The original device in the comics was really cool.
You speak as if it's fundamentally any different in the movies.
I'd like to sign up for this special version of hell that you are describing.
Wouldn't the blood drinking be part of the foreplay?
>Wouldn't the blood drinking be part of the foreplay?
She could also do it as you rail her. That's double as hot.
Different in a way that it didn't attract as much faggots like the one in the picture. But this is getting topic irrelevant so time to post loli vampires again.
That does seem nice, but the idea of holding her close while she gives my neck a little kiss sounds even better for me. Tenderly loving the vampire can come after that.
Both can be done in different days. You will be spending time with her for eternity after all.
>reading shekelshit
This. I would still go looking for the faggot that did that to her to change her back though.
Jesus Christ
Doing these 2 at the same time would an experience worth dying for.
sohi
sexphie
I prefer the Sophie and Ellie combo.
Soapy
She is made for matting pressing.
But Fate already has vampire lolis
But Arc grew up. Altrouge might not even be a loli depending on how Takeuchi decides to portray her. Some day.
This show's shading really is extremely erotic.
How soft are Sophie's feet?
I miss tonari threads. They were comfy.
Sophie's sopheet are soft as pillows
Not as cute as my wife Chino
New Gokumi show when?
So they're for gobbling?
Absolutely
Why did this show have to bomb? I guess good things never last.
My wives Chinos are so cute
Is her show actually good? Or is it background noise material?
I love Sophie's little dress.
I want to lift her dress up and put my face in her tushy
Its comfy and the loli vampires are sexy.
I think I wanna fuck a human.
hm
Now I'm gonna fuck 2 humans.
This threads reminds me again how much I want to fuck a loli vamp.