>*knock* *knock*
>A-user its yours
wat do?
*knock* *knock*
Jaxon Baker
Isaiah Gonzalez
I know it's a joke since rainbows are straighter than Eli
Joshua Turner
Get the coat hanger.
Cooper Nelson
close door and go back to shitposting
Jaxson Perez
Literally zero empirical data to support such a claim
Trust me
I'm an assistant astronomy teacher
Austin Carter
nuh uh
>closes the door
Angel Walker
No such thing as an actual lesbian,simply bisexuals that haven't been sufficiently raped
Jose Miller
>open door
>"where's the paternity test?"
>pinch off a greasy fart
>slam and lock door
Nathaniel Garcia
>"Good the fertility drugs worked. Now I can use them on Honk, Nozomi, Maki and Rin and I'll be a happy husband and father!"
David Ortiz
Tell your husband it is his
Jack Campbell
Oh really? How do you explain that when I had a vasectomy? That's right, I lied, because I knew you couldn't be trusted. I will never give you children, you disgusting, cheating wench. Begone with you, and never come back.
Juan Sanders
Yes I'll take responsibility for our mixed slav octuplets.
Samuel Miller
No way fag, Taiwanese cartoons can't get pregnant.
Xavier Lopez
I would never ever cheat on my wife.
Tyler Barnes
Your wife will never respect you if she thinks she has you locked down
William Martin
Shut the fuck up boomer
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Josiah Butler
>Not having 2+ wives
monogamy is outdated
Brody Hall
based
Jaxson Bennett
Check if the pregnancy test smells like Honoka.
Kayden White
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>newfag spotted
Nolan Nguyen
It’s bullshit, I did not tap her, I did naht
Grayson Roberts
get married
Isaiah Kelly
literally discount slav chan
Ethan Turner
Me too, user, me too
Zachary Harris
>Don't stay loyal to one wife
bruh, why your love must be shared to another women beside your one wife?
Owen Lopez
huh, that's surprising, you've just returned from mexico too.
Blake Jenkins
Sebastian Murphy
Slavic girl + 1/2 Limey/1/2 Paddy man = El Ogro de Europa.
Tyler Flores
If I had 100 houses should I not give them to 100 people? My love divided is still greater than a man's love for one!
Adrian Bailey
>tfw ywn impregnate every LL girl
Aiden Myers
based
Matthew Edwards
Get an abortion, you dumb slut.
Levi Cox
Assume the KID. Abe orders!
Joseph Ramirez
based on what?
Wyatt Anderson
I'm pregnant?
Nathaniel Parker
My pregnancy test! Thanks for finding it. I was looking all over for it.
Noah Price
How could it be mine if I'm still a virgin?
Blake Bell
Call the police, as apparently I have been raped.
Logan Edwards
>bend her over and nut an extra time just to be sure
Oliver Hughes
ask her for a paternity test so I can jack off to the confirmation that it's indeed my baby in her belly
Jason Powell
cry that I can't get married anymore since I've been raped while asleep
then when she inevitably offers to make me her man, I give in and let her have her way with me while conscious for the first time
Jonathan Martinez
>Eh?
Was there ever any doubt?
Zachary Phillips
Let's make sure
Daniel Moore
"Haha, funny joke. You're only into women. Even if you were the sort to look for a sperm donor for a kid, I wouldn't be the first person you'd ask. Now scram and come up with better material you amateur."