What game would you challenge him with if losing meant he takes your soul?

I would absolutely FIST this guy's ASS in xonotic especially on LAN

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Tic tac toe. It's a solved game that ends in a tie every single game.

Mahjong

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The game

A tabletop RPG game.
No way to win or lose.

No, there's definitely ways to lose. It's just completely in the hands of the DM at all times

Death isn't losing unless you're a faggot. The whole point is playing an interesting character story. Death's a part of that.

Chess suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2391647/

F- mega of course. I have confidence.

>what are loaded dice

Yu-Gi-Oh

He'd get wrecked.

t. Regional champ

Who has the smallest dick contest.

Retard. Death = game over in this case, because D'Arby needs stakes. You can play cards over and over and have fun, but that doesn't mean that you can't have rules of a set number of games.

good one

The penis game

a game of strategy like mtg where even if for some reason he's better I can still get lucky and win with good draws

I'd win against all of you

You simply don't have to admit defeat to beat him.
Just be a stubborn prick.

That only applies if you haven't lost the bet. Polnareff didn't admit defeat but still got his soul ripped.

Ero Doujin naming contest. Whoever names more wins.

something involving knowing my motherlanguage to win.

Starcraft then I'd 4pool him so hard I'd manifest a fucking zergling stand. This lad's never played brood war he wouldn't have a goddamn clue it was coming

Minecraft hungergames, is like to see this Boomer try and beat me at it.

>He accepts.
>"Now show me yours."
>"No way fag"
>Two episodes of trying to goad each other into taking off their pants.
>Finally you both cave in/suceed in your clever ruses.
>His penis is nothing but a 1-inch bloody stump.
>Masaka! He must have used the glass shards of the broken cup when he was distracting you with that story about his mom!
>He smiles, victorious, then slumps over.
>" *Cough*... Jotanon... I might be a cheater, but my pride as a gambler far exceeds the shame of being a tranny!"
>Dies.
>

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Wow, such brilliant idea. Let's play reaction based game with a man who have invisible punch-ghost with 10x reaction of human being.

I'd challenge him to playing a game of Northgard with the Kraken faction without falling asleep.
Or I'd have him play CIV5 on Deity difficulty and marathon length... As Rome! If he finished it, he could gladly take my soul.

Soggy biscuit, since i'm a premature ejaculator

This, it would be pretty much impossible for him to figure out the crazy ass mechanics in enough time so it'd be easy to beat him.

D'arby's the best at cheating at things that are supposedly "luck-based". You'd get eaten alive.

You understand that in order to play with him Yu-gi-Oh you will have to explain\give him time to ex[lain rules or he will just refuse.
You can't just bet out of your ass

This, it's contingent on admitting in your own heart that you are owned. As long as you actually believed you could come back, you could double down forever until he psyched himself out over it.

A contest to see who can keep their virginity the longest.

describe term "virginity"

U

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For the sake of the contest we’ll say it has to be consensual heterosexual intercourse.

lol... u have pensis

he will hold you down with his stand and buy some Egyptian thot to rape you.

>His penis is nothing but a 1-inch bloody stump.
>1-inch
So he cheated and he still lost.

you.. you.. double niggеr!

Maybe that was my plan all along.

>consensual
>rape you
Bill Cosby pls leave.

youtube.com/watch?v=PA5ryowAyLk

Bro, BRO, BRO!!! CHILL ON THE RACISM K? This isn't early 2000's Yea Forums anymore, we don't do that here now! Take your edgy oldfag memes and GO! FUCK!

No items fox only final destination

Black ops 3 zombies on moon. Highest round wins. I could easily explain him the rules of the game while leaving out important shit like training zombies and what the best guns are

This post is problematic. Not only did you fail to use gender neutral language, but you used a derogatory homophobic slur. There is no place for that on 4channel.

Fucking owned.

Heh i get it

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Biscuit Game bruv

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Blind rock paper scissors with a middle man keeping track of our choices. Force him to go first.

Fuck the police, gamble it all.

>any game where apm is a factor
He has a superhuman stand to play for him

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Chess boxing. I don't know the exact rules. So it'd be easy for D'Arby to sucker punch me. But winning or losing doesn't really mean anything when I'll be the same soulless husk either way.

Why play with him just beat the shit out of him

Dark Souls 3 pvp SL 125, best of 3
I'm confident I can beat anyone.

I'm not proud of it

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1v1 rust

vsing a spastic r1 spaming strait sword spaming shield using tear abuser how impressive
show a real 1v1

Only matches against retards last short enough to fit 3 MB webms, sadly.

Whoever could consciously keep their hand on the table the longest without anyone being allowed to physically interact with each other directly or indirectly. I don't have a time limit with Holly so I can just casually sit with him for a few days just talking about the most mindless shit until he snaps. Fuck, I could masturbate in front of him for days just to see him pop an artery. My only limit is passing out and getting thirsty / hungry, but even if I die it'd all be worth it just to see the dilemma in his face when he thinks about keeping me in his book.

Sounds like an easy win for him, he can use his stand to sneak food and water into his mouth.

I'm gonna take a shit on his table

Mario Kart

a game of shiritori using zsh commands

judge tower mtg

Yu-Gi-Oh for sure.

Send that fucker to the shadow realm.

homm3 with unlimited turn time

Refuse? That’s cowardice, and he knows it.

KoF'97

(OP)
Slap ass

Bloodborne speedrun, first to Yharnam Stone wins.
No Cooperators.
No saws.

THE Game
He just lost it

There are some good strategy board games that he might be unable to cheat in any significant way. Something with little to no hidden information would mean that he's very little stuff that he could rig.

Would D'arby have a loaded d-20 around? You could insist that you both use the same dice, or to put the dice yourself. It would be funny to see D'arby minmaxing his character and trying to abuse every rule until you forfeit your soul just from how annoying he is.

He would have a cute boy ready to seduce you, until you're about to cum and it turns out that he was a woman all along.

I can see D'arby figuring out shit like tower rushing incredibly fast

Fist vs fist

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Kakyoin didn't consent while his eyes were fucked

A drinking shot game

No one can beat me at Fist of the Nose Hair: Extremely Funny Board Game.

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Only game I'm somewhat good at is Smash.
But if it has to be classic gambling games I'll go with liar's dice, that game is fun as hell.

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i'd challenge him to magic the gathering
see, rules are simple enough even if we play tournament style.
and i'd make a custom deck just to overpower and win

this is a good one, see, chances are darby doesn't jerk it too much. Which would mean that us anons with our deathstroked out dicks would last much longer and force him to lose.
this goes double so if we use a whore to make us cum, since, I don't know about you guys, but I could get blown for about 40 minutes straight and enjoy it fully, but never cum

Dota

Would it be fair to say that both D’Arby brothers are basically serial killers with kill counts that surpass Kira? I mean when a non Stand user bets their soul they obviously have no idea what is going to really happen, and all the souls from Elder’s book just passed on to the next life, so their bodies clearly died. And yet neither of them are adequately punished by being dragged off to hell like Kira was.

wrong user, their souls are kept by the darby's which means that while their bodies die, the souls are still kept 'alive'
and in the case of darby younger, the bodies are actually kept alive with souls in them, so technically the younger never kills anyone

The guess what do I have in my pocket game

I would challenge him to a multiplayer game of this. I've sunk over a thousand hours into the multiplayer of this back in the day with all the 'clan' battles that we had back in the small community for this game.
I might be generally okay at most games nowadays online but if there's one thing that I can 100% confidently say I can beat people on, it's this.

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DDR Baybeeeeeee

The originals, not the shitty ass gacha game for cellphones.

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