>you know, it's pretty simple, you just need a stand with the power to stop time, then rip one of your bones off and make someone give it life (somehow), then the bone will mutate into a bunch of plants and you need to feed it with people strong enough to become great sinners, then you will be reborn from the bone as a plant-human baby homunculus, and you will need someone else to tell you 14 random phrases (like "singularity point", "rhinoceros beetle" or "fig tart") and you will befriend him, merging with him and obtaining the power to manipulate gravity and speed time. Then your friend just have to go to Cape Canaveral and wait for the full moon and you will gain the power to destroy and reboot the universe by moving the entire cosmos
How... how did he know?
You know, it's pretty simple, you just need a stand with the power to stop time...
The true question is if Dio knew that, why didn’t he tried to do that so he could gain Made in Heaven and then he could be the stronger stand user ever?
Rebooting Jojo was actually a good idea
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>I want to upgrade my stand
>that means I have to upgrade my soul somehow
>So from Enya or whatever I found out I could do that by killing myself and revive, doing so apparently allow me to absorb other people's souls
>how many do I need? Bah let's just go with 36
>I need a selfless guy to oversee all of this while I'm defenseless
>gravity=fate right? If I go to a place with really weak gravity something should work out
>man this sounds like a lot of effort and Jonathan's body rocks too hard to kill myself just yet, I guess I'll just go kill the Joestars and talk about it with the boys later
Considering the green baby is supposed to have Dio's soul I guess he had to die to make the green baby and he's probably the only one who can make the bone thanks to his unique biology (aka vampirism)
The question is still how the fuck did he know all that stuff
Bring stuck in a coffin for years does things to a man
why do people complaing about this as if it was some sort of big problem? it's fucking jojo, the asinine ridiculousness IS what makes it good
No, this is just bad writing. The rest of Jojo is nothing like this, you can't use "it's Jojo" as an excuse.
yeah, araki really needed to find a way around "having to include 14 random phrases" user, he just couldn't manage because he isn't a good writer. it's not like he deliberately wanted to make it inane like that, no, surely all the comedy scenes in the middle of the final battle were oversights.
literally the entirety of jojo is utter trash, not merely "bad" but aggressively infuriating, if you try to look at it with the standards of even other wsj manga instead of realizing what the appeal is