How big is Felix's dong?

How big is Felix's dong?

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bigger then yours

>bigger then

What did he mean by this

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10

22

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im turning 27 so 27

It's been five days

>pics that make you suicidal

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5 years. I was in a homosexual relationship with my rapist briefly before that.

How is it rape then user

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Not likely very big. If the faggot is packing just over nine inches like Ron Jeremy, then I'd feel very pitiful.

2 inches and cute.

Wouldn't you get bigger after he gets bigger? I sure would.

i wish i was a girl just so felix could fill my pussy with his delicious thick warm cum

user....

uh how'd that one happen?

>straight trap

who cares about that cat? good traps are gay and like to bottom for straight men

All of them.

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Is it barbed?

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God, I miss re:ZERO episode release giddiness.

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29

tpbp

Interesting question, honestly I think writers should just make dick sizes cannon for the characters so people don't have to speculate. Anyway it might actually be a decent size since skinny people tend to have longer but less girthy peners supposedly since they lack fat which tends to produce estrogen. As a result though his balls are probably small from being malnourished.
But that's just my pseudoscience on the matter.
>t. someone who used to be a lanklet with a long pener.

How the fuck did that happen? This isn't a Nippanese comic book user, your not actually supposed to be in a relationship with your rapist.

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Barbed penis

I hope so

Probably quite small. He used magic to modify his body to be more feminine, which probably has some effects downstairs as well. He was also an emaciated child due to being starved and locked in a basement for years, which probably doesn't help in the long run.

cute

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you finally convinced me to pick up rezero
thanks

dicks arent tits
he's fine, probably huge

Does being used by someone trying to make her friend jealous count as a relationship?

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the anime isn't that cool though

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It's 6' 4" ?

I haven’t even had a female friend let alone a girlfriend

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29 (since birth)

Yeah, it's cooler.

Jesus Christ your dick is taller than you are!

What do your parents think of that?

I've never spoke to them, or heard them comment about it.
My younger brother was also a late bloomer. He didn't have a relationship until 26, but I'm afraid I'm probably going to be forever alone.
I have mental and physical problems that would make me in no way confident approaching someone. That's not likely to change.

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5 cm

I makes an audible thwack on the side of his thighs.

youtube.com/watch?v=JPHu5WSNlYc

If rl estrogen atrophies your dick then yeah, that makes sense

about this big

At least 15cm.

At least 15cm.

4 inches and locked in a cage.

24 years.
Whores and one night stands don't count.
Women and bottoms are the niggers of sexual relations.

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What's the size of Subaru's porker and can it fit both Emilia and Rem?

Why was the Wilhelm and theresia flash back moved to arc 3 for the anime when it so much more fully fleshed out in arc 5?

the anime did a shit job explaining their personal motives and relationship.

Tappei could write their story into their own, complete series and the characters standup on their own pretty well

so was theresia never actually dead then? hence why wil's wound never went away until she was defeated as puppet? i doubt he knew the total constraints of the blessing of death god that caused the wound to hurt/heal due to her abilities how close she was to him physically

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To get the viewers to give a shit about Wilhelm, that's why. S2 wasn't approved, so they tried giving some character to him now.

Because it was in arc 3 in the WN?

She had never "turned off" the wound that she gave the Wilhelm when she gave it to him because he wouldn't let her go fight the white whale.

During her time as a housewife, she learned to control her blessing, and not have every wound be a lethal one, just a normal one that anyone could give, reliant on the circumstances.

When wilhelm tried to stop her, she gave him a would but specified that it would only begin to act up if he was close to her (he was the only one who could physically stop her from going to kill the White Whale)

because she died during the altercation, she never had the chance to "turn it off", or more physically manipulate it, hence why during his fight with her, it didn't bother him.

when she snapped to and spoke to him, she was able to finally "turn it off" so now he's technically healed.

It was implemented poorly. he's right in saying that they did a really bad job in doing it.

most people came out of it thinking wilhelm had some chip on his shoulder that pretty girls shouldn't fight when it was really his love for her and his hate for how the sword god was making her depressed
i don't remember reading it in arc 3. arc 5 had ALL the scenes they put in the anime

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>female friends
Fucking lie. I had a few "female friends", and as soon as I got into a relationship they all vanished.

>most people came out of it thinking wilhelm had some chip on his shoulder that pretty girls shouldn't fight
First time I'm hearing this. You probably shouldn't take random blogs or posts as what most people think. Because it sounds like something some sjwfag would come up with.

Arc 3 chapter
ncode.syosetu.com/n2267be/137/

Huh. I guess arc 3 did have it. WHY DID tappei put it in again in arc 5 then?

here i was thinking i was so smart

>most people came out of it thinking wilhelm had some chip on his shoulder that pretty girls shouldn't fight when it was really his love for her and his hate for how the sword god was making her depressed

Who? Who the fuck comes out of it thinking manly man wants to protect the love of his life and keep her away from danger = women are only good for staying in the kitchen and that's the message the show gives?

18
Bout to become 19 in a week

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Delete this

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It's not that I don't date gals, I just ruin everything quickly.
Give me cute catanus, now!

micro.
He's japanese

Al's is definitely bigger


God why is Al so perfect

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He isn't, he can't grab ass with both hands.

But he can can slay hoes with his dragon sword so it's all good

People who like this character are gay as fuck.

youtu.be/lL-egcqR7lc

Actually that makes sense.

its an acceptable level of cool

Why though? What's written about him has been good and he has a beautiful relationship with his girlfriend.

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Congrats on almost being a wizard, user

What if his feminizing spell just moved all his masculinity down to his pants? That would at least make him averaged sized or even above BUT I guess we'll never know unless the artist explains the details to that.

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FOR YOU

26 but my waifu still loves me if she noticed me

What was Crusch's reason for adopting a malnourished neko and turning him into her maid 'gf'?

She saved him, he had no place to go so she took him in and they became best friends.

Here's a story where he decides to start cross-dressing: docs.google.com/document/d/1xWSXoxX6UhA4lecm2p8i2TdFoCG1PNGUnkdudzMLY-Q/edit

>google
No thanks Silicon Valley, I'll find the story somewhere else and I'm sure it won't be hard.

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That's the only place it's translated in, I'm pretty sure.

Well fuck, I hate using Jewoogle but if that's my only option to learn how Crusch feminized catboi then so be it I guess.

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So fucking redpilled and based. Jewgle will hack your computer if you click one link.

>lol just feed the botnet user
I'd prefer not to. People should cut all Silicon Valley ware out of their lives if they're apposed to the shit they do.
>solves a google re_Capatcha
FUCK YOU MOOT!

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>I'm not going to use a free service that I dislike because of the politics of people behind it, even though it has what I want
Redpilled so hard.

I'm just saying there are alternatives.

29 almost 30

Fair enough.

6

not too big i hope cause i want to fit it whole in my mouth

Pretty gay user but I wonder if Felix's sweat feminine semen has any magical effects or healing properties to it. Purely for medical purposes of course.

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I broke up 7 months ago and it's been pretty rough I won't lie.

I bet it tastes sweet enough to glaze a cinnamon roll with

>free service
oh no... it's retarded!

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Probably a good alternative to sugar too when it comes to tea sweeteners. Wait does that mean Subaru has literally eaten trap cum several times whenever Crusch invites him over? Because it's literally nothing but a bunch of sweat pastries there, how the fuck do they not have diabetes?

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>3.73 MB
Huge pic

>Huge pic
For you

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What is this? CatFag the thread?

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She has only invited him once and they didn't eat anything.

Yes, I know, search tracking and all that stuff. I mean you don't pay money for it. I don't use Google. Point being Jewgle won't get shit from you just from accessing a doc.

based
imagine it entering my butthole and cum gushing out from all orifices that i know and not know exists.

>they didn't eat anything.
What a shame, I'm sure they've got some good bakers there.

Ferris's cum is for Crusch only.

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What if Crusch gets off to personally milking cat maids semen unto various deserts and feeding it to their guests while making Ferris watch?

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Felix may be a fag but he's not a cock guzzling homo like you user.
Go to church.

>go to church
>the minister molests me and all the other page boys
>then he reads a passage from the old testament about how to be a cuck father and sell your daughter to the man who raped her
Damn, that's hetero as fuck, user.

>church
>old testament
Weren't they supposed to follow the new one?

>goes to 'Catholic' church
>>the minister molests me and all the other page boys
>>then he reads a passage from the old testament about how to be a cuck father and sell your daughter to the man who raped her
If you want a Christian church free from faggotry and hypocrisy try going to a Coptic or Eastern Orthodox church instead.

I wish I still had that screenshot of Buzzfeed or whatever saying the Eastern Orthidox Church is still in the dark ages with a smug priest, maybe it's on my other computer. I'll just post another cute nekoboi.

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how would I know user I haven't been to church since I was 12
why would you go to church lmao they're gonna take Felix away from you like they did with your Yu-Gi-Oh cards nigga

youtu.be/lL-egcqR7lc?t=116

No Subaru... Cat MAN.

Eastern Orthodoxy isn't free from faggotry. I'm not sure how much it is compared to Catholicism, but it's there. As for hypocrisy the real big figureheads drive expensive cars while telling the believers to be humble and make donations, so make of that what you will.

Hypocrisy and mass religious belief go hand in hand just like my mouth and Felix's big meaty cock.

almost 3

>Another thread about sucking cock

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>*tips fedora*