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because i enjoy loneliness

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What do you think?

Because i have high standard.

Because I don't want one, you moron. Now go fuck yourself.

She keeps wanting to go to places

I just wanna fug and chill

I'm chatting with 3 girls right now, none of them click tho, so I'll just make them friends

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Because I'm actually married now for 3 years, Rin.

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I have one, actually many. Printed on lots of huggie pillows.
A different one everytime i go to bed.

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Because I can't have S.T.A.L.K.E.R. gf.

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I'd rather just fuck girls with no commitment
Girls are for pump and dump
Cute boys are for relationships

I'm a girl

With a dick.

Ever heard of /u/?

All girls have dicks.

you will never be a woman

Proofs?

I'm in seminary right now and I want to guard my chastity.

I do but i wish i was single

Sorry, I don't date glorified prostitutes.

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I've literally never felt the need to have one.
Any time I could spend with one I spend with my friends instead.
I'm also at a weird point in life where I would rather have a kid than a significant other.

i havent been outside in like 5 years (unironically)

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dl8

How did you survive?

I'm gay

Gays can get married.

What does it feel like when someone loves you?

Keep dreaming

GF =/= wife
Gays can't have GF's
This post is retarded in many ways

>implying a man can't be your wife
Sexist pig.

Where do you live? How about food and rent desu?

Are you offering?

You're right user. I want a cute wife (male)

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Just ask them out in the nagatoro threads man

He's probably serving time in prison.

I have a waifu.

Or a severe case of NEET.

Same except 6 years. I go outside for some appointments though. Do you at least have a hobby user, it's what keeps away the depression for me

Mio is my girlfriend

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I genuinely miss my NEET days. University sucks ass

I'm ugly and weak, you mean bitch.

Currently on my NEET days, I miss being a waggie

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Why would you miss spending a large chunk of your day working?

To indulge myself in hedonistic life of anime merchandise desu

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im still living with my parents and im 21
i just watch anime and play videogames. im just bored of my life but i have no idea how to change it

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>but i have no idea how to change it
Get a job

im an extreme manlet

>im still living with my parents and im 21
Bitch please i'm 24 and i still live with my parents.
Grant it's asia so it's normal unlike muttland

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How extreme are we talking about here?

5'1 here, you can't beat me faggot

isn't she like 15? why is her body like this?

Go for tall woman who's insecure about her height user

5'3". ouch, sorry my manlet brother. although we're pretty close

Im almost 27 and i still live with my parents.

Despite what incels will tell you extreme manlets are actually desired by plenty of women, especially if you're actually under 5 foot or close to it. If you're willing to accept that someone might fetishize the idea that you're short, it'll be pretty easy to get a tall chick who likes short boys

Those only exist in anime user
All tall women IRL only want tall guys

Because she isn't real

It's not that bad, after awhile i stop giving a shit.
Life is pretty fun.
I can see girls panties and asses when walking upstairs so it's a plus

Yeah nobody wants a guy that short, unless you're Prince now that guy was such a Chad.

how? sometimes i cant get even out of my bed because of how lazy i am. and theres no way people would even hire me.
i think its fine living with your parents as long you have a stable life.

because the girl i want doesn't want me back

>it'll be pretty easy to get a tall chick who likes short boys

where is this unicorn you speak of

Prince was a chad because he was just himself and gave 0 fucks about what anyone thought. He just rocked his style and had the confidence to pull it off

im very short and I sound like a girl...
nobody will ever want me NOBODY

user we all know you're baiting to get people to call you cute

Too busy cheating on me because I wouldn’t give her rides to work because I had work.

because I'm aspie and I've never had a female friend

I'm too autistic and actually want to put way more time in my degree and hobbies than looking for a gf. I live my romance through romcoms about high school relationships that I never had.

No its because he made a deal with Satan and the price was his height and dying early, it's the only way to explain how massively talented he is God damn I miss him so much ;_;

all the lolis in my area already have oniichans

nope I really am