Wtf i love monkey now

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It is?

>accidently
she did it on purpose

Ah, I see she is a monkey of culture as well.

I've seen it enough times.
>she did it on purpose
Sure, but the word "accidentally" wasn't applied to her. I suppose I should've said "unknowingly"

Oh!Great adapted her character way better than Shaft did.

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Cute Monkey navel

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She's so sexy.

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Looking kinda girly there Suruga.

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Also best monkey outfit

I love monkey like sun rise

sasuga ararararagi

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Wtf i love cat now

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>crab
>daddy issues

>monkey
>her subconcious can fucking kill you

the choice is obvious lads

thats right Monkey

of course, the answer is

BOTH

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Yeah, the tight tomboy.

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Why is monogatari ntr? How come people dont mention that when recommending it? Senjougahara and Kaiki. Fuck you

Worth it

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wasn't she a lesbian or am i retarded

she's a lesbian and araragisexual

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nearly everyone is Araragi sexual

it definitely is

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>Tfw Your lesbian best friend wants to fuck your sisters

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Restore her smile.

You're damn right.

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She canonically raped Araragi in the anime.

>her subconcious can fucking kill you
can you give me a quick rundown?

The monkey's paw will literally grant your wish, but Kanbaru on a subconscious level wants it done by beating people up.

>lesbian best friend
Do you think she would be a good wingman?

In the lightnovel they were holding hands on top of locked arms.

>Holding hands
This is a Christian board!

And whats supposed to be the bad part?

It's Kanbaru.

>taking a screenshot of an image instead of saving the image itself
Fucking spics I swear.

Manga Kanbaru > Anime Kanbaru
I hope Oh!Great adapts everything
I might finally get into Bake

And every single Araragi-Kanbaru scene builds up so much tension that it would take just one of them to take the initiative and they'd have se...x.

O!G's Adaption is certainly more hype than the anime

Upgraded Karen*

Im pretty sure that applies to most of the girls

>watch onimonogatari
>3 and a half long episodes of nothing happening
What the fuck?

Imagine having an opinion this fucking garbage. And to only have it because you want to fit in with people who are elitist over chinese comic books. Christ, end yourself.

Imagine being this assblasted
kek

why did they feel the need to make her a lesbian if she clearly is not?

whos dumb idea was it to make her a lesbian!?

...

>it's not possible for lesbians to have heterosexual male friends they're close with!!!!

it's possible but why would you waste such a good character by making her gay, she clearly gets a lot of comfort from just being around him so why not just date him and be happy all the time?

Get a load of this normalfag.

Having a close relationship with someone doesn't automatically mean you want to fuck them. And I imagine she's gay because the writer wanted her to be.

She's fictional so she wasn't going to fuck you regardless of sexuality. In fact the only thing wrong with her is that she's fictional.

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So I'm guessing you have no friends.

Other than the hook that she liked senjougahara and wanted to beat up rrrrgi, it also makes her sexual teasing ambiguous. You cant tell if shes joking. In fact, to hold true the claim that she is lesbian and not bi, you have to believe what she says is a joke.

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Stop fucking saying "lesbian", just say "homo female". Honestly, if heterosexual females don't have some special name to differentiate them from heterosexual males, how are female homos any different? Stop it man.

Chapter 62 spoiler

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>Stop fucking saying "lesbian", just say "homo female". Honestly, if heterosexual females don't have some special name to differentiate them from heterosexual males, how are female homos any different? Stop it man.

>stylish
>great theme
>based and doesnt give a fuck
>knows milf tomboy is best pussy
Is there anyone that doesnt like him?

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god where are her doujins

>Chad
>Handsome
>Desutroy young pussys for divertion
>He know what he wants

Those proportions are awful

Us hetero bros like to hold hands and sexually tease each other even though we are 100% not attracted to each other at all

>milf tomboy
Wut

I think I like the characters designs in the manga more than the anime. They just look so fucking good.

but muh shaft aesthetics

>he doesnt know

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I think I'm pregnant now.

Kanbaru is pure sex

I prefer the manga version because it actually portrays Murararagi's Vampirism way better.

Would you

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I really fucking dig the manga designs

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Range Murata nadeko art when

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Disgusting.

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I would strangle every person i have ever been close to in order to have monkey as a gf

>every person i have ever been close to
Easy to say for one of us, user.

I'd eat that booty like it was manna from heaven.

Senjougahara is always the best.

I still dont see how anyone could like cat beyond her big cat tats

agreed

ah, it must be a flashback, it would be too soon for him otherwise

was she rubbing her ass on him in the novels?

>2
In a better world.

>>crab
>>daddy issues
Wasn't it more like
>crab
>mommy issues
?

Monkey is perfection but manga monkey is something even above that

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>best grill evah
youtu.be/ojAQhZWfhO4

>semen demon milf
>only appears in one arc because she's dead

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Made for hugs and eye contact and loving kisses and hand holding.

Like this?

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Posting pornography is not allowed on Yea Forums. And besides, it's a fucking shame he pulled out. Disgusting.

I love this pic. Very passionate and a real rarity.

Hairy Monkey is best Monkey.

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>Ohgreat fucking with the story again
We’re in for a wild ride boys

Shaft cut many of Monkey's scenes in Bake (and in general) out, the manga has most of those scenes added back in. "Elitism" has nothing to do with it.

>chad
>knows what he wants
Kaiki's cool but he's very literally only able to outsmart little kids and he doesn't 'know what he wants', it's a stated point that he's running away from/in denial over shit instead of accepting it. Most of the main cast turned out better than he did as adults in Musubimonogatari arguably.

mega cucked twice, chad... user...

c-cute

>cumming outside
I'll never understand this

Part of it is that this series is a harem at heart so most chicks revolve around the MC somewhat
Part of it is also that Monkey is in many respects just a female version of the MC personality-wise and in general they both compliment each other so retardedly well that they even joke about it in-series. Even more obvious in the LNs than it is in the anime.

>cumming outside

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he doesn't want to die from a crab attack user

are you kidding? she gets the most arcs out of the entire rrrgi harem, comes in 4 moudo including loli version and non megane version

I remember being in college and feeling like something was wrong because my cum wasn't cumming out like a jet plane and just limping down off the tip.

He came inside her in doujins. It's okay Abe.

>hairy
>cumming outside

She's a good foil to Koyomi's character, however she's used in a pretty overbearing way sometimes. I've seen people say that she's Nisio's favorite character, dunno if that's true but it'd explain certain things about how she's used I guess.

fuck crab
I actually commision every single monkey doujin

She should have more doujins.

as if he ever tapped that. he's literally the snape of monogatari

why'd you stop

>fuck crab
He did.

I didn't like crab's manga design but everyone else looks better and doesn't look as same facey as the anime. Best part is it doesn't have those Shaft randomly colored text cards.

its quite clear she gets the most development as a character, even more than rrrgi

Who's the one reflected on the blood? Araragi?

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Why is she so adorable?

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she is perfection

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I love every ape I see from chimpanA to chimpanzee. Oh how I wish I had a monkey just for me.

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>Worst part is it doesn't have those Shaft randomly colored text cards.*
ftfy

I have to do my job as PM of Japan, gaijin

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ITT: burgers/sandniggers/other 3rd-worlders never heard of such thing as "bisexual" because of their lacking sex-ed.

She and rrrrr literally say they would date each other if Crab wasn't a thing.

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Honestly, I don't know how anyone wouldn't take her over Crab.

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Crab a shit

didnt rrrgi also say he wanted to fuck his sisters? you cant take everything at face value, or if you did thered be a lot of weird things happening

he does want to fuck his sisters

yet he never does, do you see what im getting at?

user, unreliable narrator means things like "Hanekawa's boobs are slightly smaller than Rrrrr's boner describes them," not "lmao, everything is made up and nothing matters except my headcanon."

>yet he never does
There's no reason to assume that he doesn't, moreso in Karen's case since they live alone together for a few years

What's wrong with what Araragi said there exactly?

fuck those cards, they add nothing to the scene. just saves shaft from animating a couple extra frames.

the characters themselves say all kinds of bullshit and verbally joust constantly. sarcasm and jokes are just what they are

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rrrgi cant even feel hanekawa's fat cat tats after saying he wants to forever

Man, Crab is such a cuck.

Sauce ?

He also hates Hanekawa as much as he lusts over her and becomes irrationally beta around her.
In the example you cited it'd be completely in character for him to have fucked his sisters though. Is there any particular reason why you think that he definitely didn't aside from it not sitting well with you?

why would it be any different from feeling cat's fat tats? in both cases he says he wants to, maybe even wants to, but doesnt.

Oh great turned everyone into a monkeyfag

It's different for the reasons I just stated? You know Araragi has a defined character right? You're doing what said

She's always been popular here hasn't she?

lmao so are you, its your headcanon

Point out what I said that's headcanon

thats its in his character to fuck his sisters

His relationship with Cat is completely different

Cuteness is a virus.

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Bonus Karen*

really nigga?

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who would guess that a hot girl that is half naked or naked most of the time and is down to fuck would be popular.

Does Sawashiro voice Monkey in the manga too? I don't want to waste my time on this if the voice is different.

Gilbert Gottfried voices everyone.

It is? He's irrationally close to them, this has been observed by others and not just him, and both sides are down for it. I asked you why you think he definitely couldn't have done this and all you said it's the same as him saying he wants to grope Cat but doesn't - even though his view, story and behaviour towards Cat is completely different to how he is towards his sisters and I explained this for you.

based mathchad.

Why didn't he fuck the monkey?

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you didnt explain shit. its not in rrrgi's character to pursue any girl. he doesnt even try to fuck crab, and shes his gf

Even if that happened (it didn't) it would have been prior to Crab getting into a relationship with Araragi - or even knowing him really - so it's not NTR.

Because he's with Gahara
Oddities don't count haha, sisters are just skinship haha, there is no loophole with Kanbaru though

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He didn't tap it, but he knew it was the best. If nothing else we know he had good taste.

Hanekawa went from one of the most boring girls to being one of my favorites.

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Because he's gayer than she is.

It happens when you're written by a coward.

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Ever since Hitagi End everyone's been writing off anything they don't like as
>it's just a joke bro
People don't get that Araragi's not supposed to be a blank slate self-insert, he has a defined character and part of it is that he's a fucking weirdo like everyone else in the cast is.

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>We could have had the ultimate lolicon pervert power couple
>Undoubtedly would have shared with the rest of the cast.
Greatest mistake of Nisio's career.

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Neko Shiro was great but since then she's been even more of a cardboard cutout than before. Her reintegration of her flaws doesn't even seem to have had any consequences other than making her no longer have any meaningful flaws.

thats because anyone who can read between the lines can tell what the characters say is quite different from what they end up doing

I want to rub her tummy so badly

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I did explain how how Araragi sees Cat is different to to how he sees his sisters, if you think he has the same relationship with all of those characters I'd love to hear why you think that.
I didn't say he pursues any girl. I asked you why you think he definitely didn't fuck his sisters aside from it upsetting you, because there's no particular reason to assume that he didn't.
Not even touching your dumb bait about Crab.

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>used to think the anime looked better
>now realized that the manga looks leagues better without the shaft editing

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And I wonder why someone like Crab is popular when she is so shitty.

She's so cute and sweet looking it's making me have diabetes.

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i dont the buy the cat explanantion. rrrgi doesnt cop a feel because 1. he's a pussy when push comes to shove and 2. its a running gag he fails
based on those 2 things, i can say he doesnt fuck his sisters

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Easy answer

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A small price to pay for cumming inside the perfection that is Monkey.

she's a lesbian. she's in love with senjogahara, and her "attraction" (if you want to call it that) to RRRG is completely a result of her obsession with SJH.

She wants to jump on the grenade of hetreo-sex, in order to spare SJH, and keep her waifu pure (as far as she knows). Think of it this way, if it was your waifu in danger, would you rather get cucked by RRRG, or would you dive in front of the bullet (in the form of having gay sex with him).

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Suruga Drive is canon and you can't tell me otherwise

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LEGEND

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>Part of it is that this series is a harem at heart
it's sort of a harem, but it's also sort of a deconstruction of a harem that purposefully breaks many past harem tropes.
>two of the harem girls have boyfriends other than the MC
>the harem protagonist chooses a girlfriend within the first arc, instead of on the last episode of the last season
>even more, the gf's virginity is not assured.
>the rival (Kaiki in the place of faceless old man) is actually best-girl.
>one harem girl is a genuine lesbian
other than that, it's more or less normal harem stuff

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Yeah, the whole point of the shit like groping Hachikuji is to provoke readers into thinking "ew, I wouldn't do that" and make young weeblets realize that the main character is not literally them.

it hurts

>>hairy
good
>>cumming outside
bad

Is it gay to fuck a tomboy?

It is the straightest possible choice user.

>i wouldnt do that
yes, yes who would molest an anatomically correct loli ghost and suffer no legal or social consquences.
totally not me

post it

Does the kanji have hiragana subtitles so Japs who suck at kanji can read them, or is it because there are double-meanings or something to his words?

That's not really why she hangs around Araragi, Nadeko Snake spelled that out for the audience. Even with the stuff the anime didn't include it's pretty clear that's not what it is. She saw how much Araragi helped Gahara with her problems and ultimately wants him to do the same with her own problems (they also just happen to get along pretty well, Kanbaru thought this would be the case back when she was stalking him & Gahara in Suruga Monkey). I'm simplifying it a bit but that's the jist of it basically. Going by her inner monologue in the Hanamono LN she hardly thinks about Gahara specifically at all, it's more her general insecurities.
The sex jokes are mostly because she knows Araragi won't act on it, she doesn't have to act insecure around him and she says in I think Hana in her internal monologue that she likes their relationshipas it is and doesn't want it to change. This user is sperging out over Araragi hypothesizing that if Gahara was never in the picture he'd probably be with her instead but he probably hasn't seen the scene being talked out, because Araragi also says in the same conversation right after this line that it's a moot point since he'd only meet Kanbaru at all through dating Gahara. Also that general logic of meeting someone else first at the right time and place before Gahara applies to several other characters really.

not double, several

Lol you are a funny man.

>hair
no way

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Stop being a faggot

Spend less time on Yea Forums and more outside. Hachikuji groping is a massive pleb filter and this how you explain to your mom why it is actually art, not porn.

I'm pretty sure Birb & Bee don't actually have boyfriends. There have been arcs in the books told from their POV and they never once mention or think about them. I don't think Karen ever mentions her supposed one at all aside from when Hanekawa asks both of them what their like where they just say he's like Koyomi. In Karen Ogre Karen mentions her teacher, a brief bit about her mom and dad, and Koyomi when talking about what sort of person she is but nothing about this boyfriend.

Tsukihi mentions them once or twice early on but each time it's about how she doesn't do anything with the guy, the anime cut her bit of Hitagi Rendesvouz out but there is a scene there where she's spending White Day at home, Koyomi asks her why she isn't spending the day with her boyfriend, and she just says there's no particular reason for it and would rather spend the day at home instead. Towards the end of the same scene Koyomi asks her if she wants to spend the rest of the day out with him and she immediately agrees despite what she just said.

I guess we'll never know for sure though.

Is it weekly? Monthly? Which arc are they currently adapting?

Normalfags don't watch Monogatari.

weekly and they currently on snek

Monkey is like the best friend you can fuck and she's chill about it.

>realize he's groping snake
>plays with her nipples
"I'm not a lolicon but..."

Dunno but this cat is far lewder and I'm loving it.

God I wish that was me.

the sisters are lighthearted characters and generally their weirdly close relationship with rrrg is part of a running joke

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Thanks.

>"I'm not
>but
They don't go together.

Shouldn't impregnating Bird be okay? Since, technically, she isn't his sister.

he's not into nbr
that's also part of the joke

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blessed

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Rate my taste

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I fucking love cat.

He claims to not be a lolicon in the novels but always goes "but.."

beyond based

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None of those kanji are hard. If it was just for puns only the occasional one would have furigana. This series just has them everywhere.

I'm pretty sure his mom still gave birth to Tsukihi.

She's bi you retard
What the fuck does "need to make her a lesbian" even mean?

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It's gay not to

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No, she's a lesbian but Araragisexual like every other female in the story

these aren't getting translations or something?

they are already translated

best girl
he is just a big guy

>I'm a lesbian
>But I'd fuck you
Do not compute

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you're essentially saying she's bisexual
this "xsexual" is the most retarded meme in existence and open up stupid paths like "my grandma was just my grandpasexual we don't know what her sexuality is hurr"
She has interest in both girls and a boy, she's bisexual, end of line.

Name one male character in the story that's around her age she doesn't want to fuck.

In one of the commentaries, Nadeko actually asks Tsukihi about her boyfriend and Tsukihi goes like "I might have lied about him studying medicine, or having a sports car, or being super handsome.... B-but he really exists!"

>monkey says she's a lesbian
>in a show where everyone constantly lies to everyone else including themselves and you have to read between the lines in every piece of dialogue

Guys I think she must be a lesbian.

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Generally I agree with you but in this instance it's a pretty specific singular exception. Technically that makes her bi, but it feels like saying that is disingenuous and doesn't really communicate anything about her. Conversely "lesbian with an exception" isn't technically a thing but it's far more accurate a description for her.

hard to rate, quite a few characters have multiple modes, like cat, oikura and shinobu

>she's clearly not happy when saying "how lewd"

How many exceptions do you need?
He's the only male character in the show.
We have a 1 out of 1 pattern here.

She says she rarely thinks about guys. Araragi is one of the exceptions. At the very least she is bi with heavily leaning to gay.
pastebin.com/KhY8HU21

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The other user made a good point, in the fact that she's been into the only man she's talked with in this story, literally in what grounds are you implying she's not interested in other man?
All the accusations of her being a lesbian is ridiculous. Feel free to prove she's anything but bisexual.

but the only male character around her age in entire series is RRG

hanamonogatari, the ghost calls her out on likiing girls and she falls for it

>rarely
Which means she does think about other guys.
So bisexual, I don't get why you people actually attempt to prove she's a lesbian.

>Monogatari Thread
>Discussing about Kanbaru's sexuality
Well, not surprising

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So she's batting 1 for 1.
This makes her pretty bi

Bisexual means she likes girls too, yes.
The more you know.

at least it's not another crab vs cat thread yet

well ok, but there arent any boys in the show other than 1

Thankfully you don't need more than one?
Or are you the kind of people that if a male friend of yours said he's into you but no homo you'd actually take that he's not a gay and he's just into you specifically?

This thread is monkey territory

I want to invade this territory.

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>he doesn't have a lesbian friend who lets you fondle her boobs and fuck around for fun
I pity you

It's fine if they say "still homo" after.

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lmao, even you think he's gay and not bi because we didnt mention females
QED

She calls herself a lesbian in Suruga Monkey. In Nadeko Snake she says she usually isn't attracted to guys.

In any case like I said she is actually bi, but her attraction to men is so rare as to render calling herself bi useless. If you call yourself bi but there's only one guy in the world you would ever date then what do you accomplish? I'm just saying it's not practical to call her that - it gives the wrong idea about her. Plus if she considers herself a lesbian despite this exception we might as well use that label.

besto girl

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Araragi is my spirit animal

I don't know why you're greentexting, but homo females don't exist they are just women with mental problems, control issues especially.

Go deepthroat snakes somewhere else

I can say I'm Santa Claus, It doesn't make me Santa Claus.
For it be something as extreme as the one guy in the world, we'd actually need some evidence that she has ever interacted that much with any other guy in the story, which there's no such thing.

>She calls herself a lesbian in Suruga Monkey.
Oh well if she calls herself that it must be true.
Nobody in monogatari ever lies.

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crab a best, only contrarians disagree

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This is a monkey thread you last in line degenerate

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she's a lesbian and araragisexual

exactly

shut up bitch

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Looks nice but then again the design reminds me of SEO so I can't be too happy.

based

A snake is fine, too

But we have testimony - her testimony that she is a lesbian, attracted to girls, and Araragi is an exception. It's not a certainty that she'd never find another guy she liked, but as far as the story presents information to us this is the only one that she ever has. It remains true that she doesn't like "guys", she likes one "guy". And I once again posit that strict definitions in this case are of lesser importance than communicating useful information.

>this shit again
The context was an open and honest conversation in which she was trying to explain herself to Araragi. Rather than being a lie, I'm more willing to buy that the term "bisexual" just wasn't in her vocabulary - but just smugly posting a picture of Kaiki doesn't let you assert that anything and everything in the story is a deception.

How does it feel to to have snake btfo of the series for being such a massive shit?

stop inciting the snakefags

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Sodachi Fiasco animated when? Monster Season translation when? I want to see more Sodachi, especially her college days with RRG and Hitagi and read about how she threatened to kill herself unless they make up.

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Okay and you have my testimony I'm your mother, you're grounded, stop using the internet for saying retarded shit online.
at best you could take that as pandering, but ultimately, being interested in one person of the other gender enough to have sexual intercourse with them means they're not exclusively into the same gender which is the textbook definition of lesbian.

oh god, i cant handle her mindbrokeness. *unzips dick*

>what is nadeko draw

But now you can get the jet plane to lift off?

>being interested in one person of the other gender enough to have sexual intercourse with them means they're not exclusively into the same gender which is the textbook definition of lesbian
That's bisexuality, not lesbianism. Holy shit.

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She was not having a open and honest conversation. That as the entire point. She was lying to araragi and herself about what the paw was doing.

She said lesbian just to clarify to araragi she interested in crab not him at that point.

I want more of her but at the same time I don't want to deal with more bullshit focused on Crab. It makes it hard to look forward to the future of the series.

Congratulations, user, either you don't know how to read or you're saying bisexuals are people who are exclusively into the same gender as themselves.

I think you completely missed the point of what they were saying. They were arguing with me by saying that she is not a lesbian because she doesn't fit the definition. (Although I wasn't saying she was a lesbian, just that it's arguably a more useful description than just saying she's bi. No matter what you need some qualifier because she explicitly find only Araragi attractive as far as men are concerned)

Nope just droops/throw it

And I'm someone who's double-doubting their own doubt and trying to interject. Just remember, user, comma splices are a thing. I'll see myself out.

Sodachi doujins when?

>holding hands
MODS

Kanbaru is very gay leaning bisexual.
You guys do know that sexuality is a spectrum right?

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Will there ever be a series with an explicitly tomboy lesbian protag/sidekick that doesn't have sudden unexplained cocklust just to fit into Japan's expected social order

cringe

Sodachi is not for lewds, only for double suicide

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Okay, that's true, I forgot to use them in that one, I'm getting tired of this drivel.
But the idea of calling a character a lesbian just because she said so is just idiotic. A lot of characters just lie or use it to tease, or it's just the author trying to pander to a certain fetish, but ultimately it can make people confused, just like the user earlier in the thread, because it makes no sense. She's not a lesbian as she's interested in a man, and there really shouldn't be any arguments about this.

Sailor moon?

Such a series would make Yea Forums incredibly, irreconcilably mad

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>only if single
Crab ruins everything.

There's one manga that has a tomboy into the main girl and almost everyone hates her guts for no reason other than that she likes the main girl, that the MC doesn't even give a shit about so far.

Japs are simply too weak to handle tomboys.

noir?

That sounds shitty.
Tomboys deserve love and happiness.

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My kind of woman.

>Tomboys deserve love and happiness.
That's not allowed user, submissive long haired slender grorious nipponese rifu or bust.

>all those good girls by this bitch.
Why...

does she even have an oddity?

quality of a girl is determined by her affiliation with oddities, the less the better
therefore Sodachi is the best girl, since despite having plethora of mental problems she has never knowingly interacted with oddities and isn't even aware of their existence, having dealt with her problems by simply pushing all the blame on Araragi
Shinobu takes second place despite being oddity herself because fuck you

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Are they adapting the entire series? I really want to see my wife in this art style.

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Best girls are Math and Snail. This is immutable fact.

no, that's what makes her the best

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Math is for protecc

they said they will adapt everything
ougi has a brief appearance in musubimonogatari when araragi comes back to his hometown and next novel to be released is centered around her

Two is not enough, let's drop one right on Tokyo.

>implying monkey wouldn't leglock that load inside her.

just pick one up from the streets
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Most manga except some aimed at adults has furigana because who the fuck actually remembers 2000+ kanji that they need to study up to college

She has severe mental illness instead.

Swap snail and monkey and we're golden.

She doesn't want to get pregnant!

Yea she does, if she does she wins.

Based taste.

But she wants the crab bowl, not the Araragi bowl.

the bush make it better, his true self.

If she gets pregnant with his kid, crab leaves him, monkey tells crab it was ragi's fault and they raise the child as a lesbian couple. Seems like an ending monkey would be ok with.

I am sorry user but Shinobu can't be anything but the best.

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Araragi should just break up with Crab and get funky with the Monkey.

Post more Monkey bush.

as much as I like Shinobu, noone is better than Sodachi
they can share the title of The Best Girl™ though
also teenage Shinobu is the best

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If he do that crab is going to snibedisnabs :--DDD his benis

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Araragi should just break up with Crab and get funky with literally anyone else. Or maybe everyone else.

He sure is a weirdo. The very fact that he can't let himself fuck Cat makes it clear that he isn't a self-insert.

Worth it to nut in Kanbaru.

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Damn I know this is a Kanbaru thread but the Ougiposting is so hard to resist

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In Money's case, she would probably accept being their mutual sex friend or Araragi's mistress, but only if Crab knows.

What does any of this mean

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Stop arguing about some dirty fujo and start posting the best girl

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I am not a fan of Hammer but I still save their stuff anyways.

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>unbuttoned pants
GOD FUCK
EVERY TIME THIS GETS ME STONE

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okay

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Shaft doesn't like Monkey too much, they've cut a ton of her scenes from the books.

There can be only one twin tails girl

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>twin tails

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She's so fucking cute.

staying in line with the munky theme

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Mirror Mayoi didn't have twin tails either

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Sounds realistic. I'll never understand how Japan can create these doujins that are like CUNT CRUSHER 9000 YURI EXTRAVAGANZA that has gratuitous cybernetic clit smashing, but when it comes time to portray a normal female-female crush they absolutely have to make the protag a bisexual.

Monkey is the best lesbian in anime, she doesn't make is part of her personality and she has a realistic crush and is fine being denied.

>Suguha actually looks like a girl in the manga

These are the two acceptable answers.

There can be multiple. As an aside - Hachikuji and Sodachi are part of what made me realize I may have a thing for twintails. But even now I don't really have a fetish or anything, it's just that a lot of my favorite characters tend to have them.

TOMBOYS ARE FOR HARD DICKING

Nah, Tomboys are for lazy casual half-naked sex while watching movies or playing games.
Cockwarming is the best with tomboys.

would you help monkey to tidy up her room?

How would sex with Sodachi look like? purely theoretically, since she is not for lewds

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i'd rather play with monkey in the mess

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What the he'll does that mean

Are the novels after Zoku Owari any good?

why crab is so precious?

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Suddenly I like Crab more.

Musubi and Waza are good.

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Man, the manga's art style is just inferior.

awful taste

cute nipple!

it's not bad, it's just worse

I'd ditch crab in a instant just to have casual friend sex with kanbaru daily.

It's ok, suits a doujin more than a general run.

>casual friend sex
>not dating her with the purpose of marriage

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What a dirty snake slut.

How come this got translated to Spanish, French, Italian and even Portuguese before English?

>dating her with the purpose of marriage
real shit my ******

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Based mods for not deleting this. Works of art like this should be freely viewed.

Post the full page

According to snake in a future arc she basically becomes herself an oddity-like existence, that heals herself through self harm.

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The fact that he isn't inside her and her legs aren't locked tight behind him ruins it. I would have also had them kissing but they got the hand holding so I'm alright with that.

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Extremely volatile, ranging from vanilla healing sex, in order to make her feel loved, to her being a power masochist, demanding you to mistreat her while she keeps randomly attacking you.

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I want to lick that tummy.

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I would dominate her so hard she wouldn't even be able to ask me to stop loving her tenderly and treating her like the precious person she is.

>npcs in my Monogatari

plz go

so, did Monkey ever fug Crab offscreen?

>onimonogatari
>nothing happening
wtf nibba, Oni is heart-breaking

That taste is so bad I don't even know how to insult you user. Not feeling the incredible emotional weight of Onimonogatari basically just means being incapable of human emotion.

seeing this relentless cockteasing with no effect tsubasa cat makes more sense now.

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Is it incest to fuck an oddity created by yourself?

Nope.

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Yeah, but this is Araragi we're talking about.

wtf is ougi anyway?
inb4 the shadow we made along the way

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_(psychology)

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Your right

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Since when did Arararararagi turn into a girl?

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is this one of the best introductions for a character ever?
slow motion full body shot of a tomboy then immediate close up on one of her most valuable assets

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meant to quote

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is that a nipple I see? oh great is trying really hard to make me fap to oficial monogatari stuff.

Monkey would demand Araragi be with Crab so they can have threesomes.

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There's a dozen got tier doujins out there and this is what you pick up on?

None of which are official.

I think the monkey one might as well be.

Which one is that?

And I bet nisio was the one who ordered that nipple to show there, he sure loves his middle schoolers.

I always found it interesting Kanbaru never interacted with Hanekawa.
You'd think she would try and lewd her.

Eh I'm feeling generous
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Hanekawa seems like she would be anathema to a person like Kabaru.

I really never looked into Monogatari doujins that isn't of my wife so I missed out on everything.

they talked once in the show, they just aren't close.
the biggest shame is that Monkey and Snail have never interacted.

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Kanbaru has some real great doujins.

Kanbaru's doujins are always godly.
Am waiting on a Karen doujin that isn't a threesome though.

The only real question is whether he would stop fucking Karen long enough to give Spook a turn.

>her subconcious can fucking kill you
That’s like 50% of the monogataris, though

I'm okay with it if she uses her thighs to do it.

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So monkey then. Glad we're in agreement.

I can't fap to bakemonogatari doujins because the writing isn't up to par

that almost sounds like they're pedophiles

>isn't up to par
doujin artists arent going to spend 90% of their books doing cute away to film reels or whatever.

reading doujins for the plot

Try Hitagi Vamp 2

I can't fap unless the art is almost 1:1 but I am like this with almost all porn.

>If you just wanted her body
To be honest Araragi doesn't even want that.
He clearly doesn't love Crab for her personality and her body is mediocre, lacking large breasts or the hachikuji physique.
He's literally only with her because she'd be suicidal if he dumped her.

Valhallagatari is canon

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>Crab doujins
Shit taste

SNAKED

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He's also with her because "muh normal human gf" - which to this day remains the most garbage thematic throughline in the series.

Calm down, catfag.

>bootymad that MC dosen't love his waifu
Never change user.

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I can't fap to this.

STILL SEETHING

Well fuck this isn't as sexy as the anime.

I am a newfag tothis series. Monogatari has a manga? I though the char designs in the anime were pretty dull

Araragi might be the most sub-human protagonist that I have ever seen. I hope that cat end up with a proper Chad.

He indeed loves her for her personality. He enjoys her company, her witty remarks, little mindgames and jokes. She is also very supportive and helpful.
And I think the sex is good too.

Yeh the artist is Oh great

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It's reverse NTR with Araragi cucking Cat and Bat with Crab.

Araragi made the literal goddess of beauty fall for him.
Cat can go polish black cocks in Africa. When she heard that Araragi and Crab are in the middle of big fight she returned to Japan and literally asked him if he still wants to fuck her.

>Araragi made the literal goddess of beauty fall for him.

With his protagonist powers. He is still the most sub-human protagonist.

>Cat can go polish black cocks in Africa. When she heard that Araragi and Crab are in the middle of big fight she returned to Japan and literally asked him if he still wants to fuck her.

I'm not saying that Cat is perfect and clearly she falling for Araragi is her greatest flaw.

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I know I'm mad that both monkey and araragi would be down for threesomes but crab is too much of a insecure prude.

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She really makes me go bananas.

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This. It's one of the many reasons Crab is the worst choice.

That's a big banana

Is it worth giving this series a second shot?

I lost interest halfway through the catgirl episode and simply never came back to it.

For you

Red they mango

No.
Unless you fell asleep during watching it then you should have liked it by the end of monkey arc.

If you didn't like it up to that point... then you probably won't like it. I liked it alot, but everyone has differing tastes.

Monkey was a lesbian who got cucked into bisexuality. It happens more often than you might think (with straight guys too).

I imagine I would have liked it a lot more if I was really familiar with Japanese folklore/mythology/whatever.

You probably wouldn't. Maybe if you understood kanji? But then, any good translation has a solid explanation for that stuff and while it's clever it's not all that important to enjoying it.

You can always try it again. Adult kiss shot is top tier fap material.

I recommend that you try the manga, it is the most accessible version and the one that ends up liking people who repel the anime

I messed up

If you don't like the anime but like the manga you can go and kill yourself right now.

I want to spank the Monkey.

Welp, I can fap to this.

>coming outside
I thought Monkey was the only homo

Damn, the designs look so cute and sexy. Can't wait until this adaptation finishes, it's going to be a nice ride.

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God I wish that were me

Why do you care if she's a lesbian or not? It's not like she was real or that porn artists care too much about canon.

I can't fap to this. T-thanks Shaft.

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I haven't seen Monogatari yet. but what's that with Kanbaru and Mao Zedong books?

She's into Bara, all her books feature big muscley men getting it on.

this kills the catfag

God you are stupid

vs doesn't exist, Cat just wins

...

She's pure you piece of shit

I don't get it.
Was she about to kill him?
And what's the cashier talking about?

Araragi is a coward user it's kind of his trademark

your concession is accepted

How so? She tells it like it is more readily before, see the commentaries with Ougi. She also had an excellent sobering viewpoint on the relationship of oddities and humans for someone who is ultimately a good guy. The people who call her boring or say there is no change is just trying to find no change because, and this was proven in Neko Shiro, she at the core is a kind person. There was this strange thing where people expected her to be a sociopath in lamb's skin, for some weird reason. Maybe some fetish I guess, but it proves they knew nothing about the character.

She's angry
Look the dialogue

pure dtf

I hope it adapts more than just bakemonogatari. the best fanservice scenes are in nisemonogatari and neko white.

You...do know that Crab started the relationship thinking she was gonna steal Araragi from Cat, right? She even admitted that in the epilogue in Neko White. Besides, after supporting them for years and years only for them to be off again/on again several times, that's honestly fair enough imo, not like she ripped his clothes off or blackmailed him into sex. Is your morality that loose you just decide it only works for characters you like?

Nothing you just listed is a flaw. It was all praise. Well, "telling it like it is" could be considered a flaw in some ways but from the perspective of Neko: Shiro it really isn't. She reintegrated with her shadow in Shiro because her big flaw was putting on a facade of perfection - and yet now, despite being reintegrated with her flaws, you have nothing but positive things to say about her as a person. That itself is the problem.

Also I have some complaints about her involvement in the resolution of Owari but I'm still sorting those feelings out so I don't feel I can do them justice yet.

>african cocks
cuck just stop, Hanekawa is pure of mind and body.
>he still wants to fuck her
Answer will always be yes but that's besides the point.
She was just trying to help Araragi on his problem.

>Pure

>t. koyomi's pov

Oh! Great is one of us Catfriends. He understands. Now the Tsubasa Cat commentary is a thousand times funnier when you find out Araragi is both terminally retarded and pretending to be retarded at the same time.

still seething

It means that she follows her heart more, whether for weal or woe. Like how normally she would brush off Oshino's rude commentary and say nice things, she tells him to stop ribbing her because he's pissing her off. She was blunt before, but in a passive aggressive way, that is slowly being shaven off to the point she tells people she's gonna beat the shit out of them when she would have just smiled and said something smart alecky.

Nah, I just wish she actually got a decent partner so she could move on. So at least she wouldn't be pining over a dude two timing his girlfriend. If she got over Koyomi, I'd be elated.

>5 years later
>still brainlet
sad

cat needs no partner being that she's all but beyond humanity at this point
she even still mortal at this point?

I think Nisio just doesn't have idea what to do with her

Hanekawa is just too strong and intelligent for most narratives to work with her around

But she fondled, cuddled with, showered with, and made out with Hanekawa. Does this mean if it was with Hanekawa she would be okay with it?

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would be interesting to see some sidestories of her doing her world peace stuff

That's still another form of strength. She strong in basically every way. Who cares if she isn't nice anymore?

I can't bring myself to care for her at this point. Her strength doesn't make me happy or proud. Her wisdom is tainted by her absolute superiority. She's more forward with her feelings and yet comes off as less human than ever before. She's a plot point more than a character.