U need to start having sex Yea Forums or your gonna have health problems. Don't use a rubber and just cum inside...

>have sex
>wtf that's it?
Listening to Symphogear B-sides is unironically more of a feels trip than 10 minutes of action.

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Nice try Abe

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Real sex would be disappointing I imagine, that's why I haven't bothered

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QUALITY THREAD

Sex is fine and all, but you also have to deal with people and their bullshit to get it.
I'd rather watch anime, go fishing, or beat a really hard level in whatever game I'm playing.

Thats what Epstein said

Stop buying kids, user

thanks for the daily reminder, mr. prime minister abe-sensei
now excuse me as I proceed to have unprotected sex with my government issued baby machine

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No.

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I won't bury my dick in anything else that isn't a loli vampire so not possible. The outside world is utter shit.

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How do you call this technique of striping with the heel or your big toes

where the fuck is the nut bladder?

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And?

It's the prostate iirc, pee is stored in the balls.

I’m not going to cheat on my waifu, sorry.

Hot

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>Elf
>Condom
Kek

As long as you cum, your prostate will be healthy because occasionally expelling sperm from masturbation is much more efficient than your body reabsorbing unused semen.

even better. be thankful for your small penis. it takes less blood for you to get and remain hard. Any woman you have sex with will require less foreplay, less lubricant, and less stretching. It won't cause her too much pain at any point, and she won't be soar afterwards.

now stop bragging to us about your small penis, and go have sex.

In the VN she jacks him off in there

If you can't hear your sperm talking to you, its host, while having sex or you temporarily gain X-ray vision while having sex in order to see the womb; then what is the point?

You can't even cum with the force of 10 thousand Suns in real life.

You have never been so right OP!

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I remember reading male porn star interviews and they seem to have less success dating compared to female porn stars.

It's because of all the drugs they take and something called cervical bruising.

In 2D, having the penis hit the cervix is ideal because that is when the 2D penis can start shooting all the semen past the entrance of the cervix.

In real life, penis coming in contact with the cervix makes the woman feel like you are punching her and can cause bruising for her.

But there's historical evidence of Eunuchs and religious authorities who took vows of chastity living well into old age? That and I'm pretty sure the only health benefit of sex for men applies not just to sex but to ejaculation in general.

>drugs
What, like viagra?
Anyway I think it just comes down to technique and endurance, there's a lot more to sex than just sticking your dick in a hole.

Priests and monks weren't drafted into wars so no doubt they lived longer.

They didn't just live longer than the general population. Many lived well into their 60s to 80s.

No. In the porn industry, as far as I understand it, they give the men a lot of drug injections. That, on top of the fact that fucking an endless carousel of women really breaks your neurological wiring.

>In real life, penis coming in contact with the cervix makes the woman feel like you are punching her and can cause bruising for her.
That's usually the case, but there are cases where some women like it if it's gentle rubbing and not jacking hammering.