A thread to discuss history’s most beautiful and perfect woman.
Jeanne d’Arc
Joseph Scott
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Landon Price
I want to be a cruel and merciless Burgundian Bull to Jeanne!
Ryan Peterson
I'm a Drake kind of guy
Jason Russell
The Maid of Orléans is not for lewd
Asher Diaz
This is a Jalter thread now
Adam Jones
I’ll accept this sudden development
Owen Robinson
Agree
John Price
>No matter how you possibly try and degrade Jeanne's achievements it just makes the english look even worse
She's just perfect
Christian Baker
This smile must be protected at all costs
Henry Allen
you mean saber?
Samuel Mitchell
Actually history's most beautiful and perfect woman comes from a different part of Europe.
Easton Jones
I've never played fgo but how do they get away with literally releasing the same character 500 times? Are chinks that retarded? Why don't they call them out?
Gabriel Watson
Don't you want to see your favorite girl in different outfits?
Ian Nelson
Nonsense, none can beat Jeanne.
Literally so perfect an entire country's military waifu'd her and Mark Twain's greatest book is about her.
Aaron Moore
Cause seeing these never gets old
Jose Fisher
Which popular franchise has the least accuracy depicting jannu?
I know type moon did little research, there must be some low effort franchise who slap d arc name and call it a day.
Luke Sanders
Jose Jackson
Oliver Reyes
Even today the English degrade Jeanne.
Aaron Carter
This one is pretty bad
Joseph Lopez
>ywn be able to teach Jeanne how to read and write
Isaiah Thomas
She really is perfect
Owen Reed
They’re still booty blasted over losing the Hundred Years’ War because of a peasant girl.
Jaxon Morgan
I'd rather an evil cat.
Lincoln Williams
It was also because of political infighting at home, which would lead up to the Wars of the Roses. Jeanne got me interested in the history of the period which is so much more interesting than people would think.
Aaron Brown
Oh look a jannu
Gavin Morgan
I quite sad that Jeanne doesn't have that much of a role in F/GO despite events and Jeanne Alter appears in like two singularities.
Brayden Davis
I’m happy to see her in anything
Chase Taylor
Finally, I was waiting for this!
Jesus love!
Wyatt Miller
She’s just so beautiful bros
Andrew Ward
Her sister is better
Eli Campbell
She's already the MC of Apocrypha. Even Artoria doesnt play a big role in Fgo (Titoria is a different person)
Josiah Thomas
No one is better
Andrew Cox
>A thread to discuss history’s most beautiful and perfect woman.
God has already punished the A*glo's for their crime against the d'Arc and their many other crimes against the world and humnaity by flooding their country with Paki's and making so they need a license to watch tv, purchase bleach and plastic knifes, and even to fap via filling the ruling class with greed and spite for their subjects.
One day they Anglo grow up and realize their wrong doings but for now just sit back and laugh as it's long due and just.
Anyway from what I've gathered the Fate Series is a cluster fuck so I'll just stick to the fancy Doujins thanks.
Frogs are pretty cute though I'll be it a bit pompous in their nature. Quebec Independence when?
Josiah Reyes
somebody with actual good taste
Joshua Wood
Reminder that actual jeanne would be disgusted by you people but give you a chance at redemption by accepting the lord in your heart, going to mass and not masturbating to drawings
Parker Watson
Is literally NOTHING sacred to those fuckers?
Isaac Richardson
Jeanne's design is good. That's it. Holy god damn was she a drag in Apocrypha.
Julian Walker
Jalter's fun, though.
Jack Sanchez
That's not Nero
Michael Walker
Maid Jannu
Joshua Ward
Extremely rare Jannu pic, open with caution
Brandon Bailey
It's holy maiden hours, my anons
Connor Lewis
Jayden Hill
If Im not wrong, even the executor in Jeanne's execution said that when seeing her getting burned, he was scared that he would be sent straight to the hell. What were in English court's head when they executed her? Did they seethe so much to the point that they didnt care to be judged by God anymore?
Camden Jackson
Exactly. Jeanne d'Arc love!
Brayden Flores
English courts were too busy recording how they managed to somehow forget how crop rotation worked for 600 years
Colton Collins
Jeanne is fun too
Jordan Taylor
Theres nothing there. It's blank
Christian Robinson
she's a slag mate
Xavier Edwards
She’s as wholesome as it gets
Sebastian Foster
Seething anglo.
Owen Mitchell
Sorry but that's Jannu's cute and pure pet dragon.
Benjamin Rogers
What exactly is that shitty looking headdress? how the hell does it even stay on?
Jose Allen
I want Jannu to teach me about the Lord and the goodness of humanity.
Connor Gomez
I remember reading pic related, some psychological book about anime heroine, and the author was arguing that Jeanne d'Arc was the Ur-anime heroine. It makes sense to me and would explain why nips like her so much.
Jaxson Myers
Oops
David Cook
She's a fucking blasphemy
Isaiah Ramirez
Who is baby supposed to be anyway?
Zachary Lee
What is it with Jeanne d'Arc and Evil Jeanne d'Arc?
Nolan Brooks
The church back then was a fucking joke. It's the XV century church you think about when you see the meme corrupt evil church in isekai and JRPG.
They could call a saint a heretic and burn her if it suited their needs, and that's what they fucking did.
Bentley Turner
A doujin has Jeanne be put into a block of ice by Anastasia so that Anastasia can take her to a love hotel she made out of ice.
Jose Gray
Jason Baker
But she would only serve Jesus
Juan Murphy
Is that the virgin Mary or what? Also, if he's a prophet and he's proposing to every girl he might be Joseph Smith
Jonathan Wright
Many writers like to explore the idea of Jeanne having resentment for being abandoned in her time of need and being so violently executed. The duality of a pure virgin and also a corrupted savior.
Oliver Phillips
She's the protagonist of Orleans and had a large role leading the Servants in the Temple. What more do you want? There's literally nothing else to explore.
Josiah Clark
The protagonist of Orleans was DRAGONS
Eli Bell
>Jeanne
>pure virgin
Stop believing french propaganda.
Sebastian Hill
Funny thing is that at least in FGO and Granblue Fantasy, her evil version isn't even really evil. Of note is that in FGO when Gilles asked the Holy Grail for an evil and resentful Jeanne d'Arc, the best thing the omnipotent wish granting device could do was make a chuuni dork who needed to be put into the Avenger to make her somewhat antagonistic.
James Anderson
She was proclaimed virgin in the very trial that was looking for any excuse to discredit her. Keep crying.
David Mitchell
>so pure and beautiful all the men around her would stop themselves from lusting after her BIG, SOFT FRENCH TITTIES
>so cute, tomboyish, and close to God that men would feel ashamed for thinking of lustful thoughts and work harder to be a fraction as faithful as her, thus lowering the usage of camp whores as a result
>would always listen to the saints and angels in Heaven for guidance and thus never committed adultery
Jeanne is pure.
Jace Perry
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! ---Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets. Thppppt!
Hunter Jenkins
They had more personality than Jeanne.
Noah Kelly
Worst Fate FeMC, Modred was miles better
Joshua Gutierrez
>Of note is that in FGO when Gilles asked the Holy Grail for an evil and resentful Jeanne d'Arc, the best thing the omnipotent wish granting device could do was make a chuuni dork who needed to be put into the Avenger to make her somewhat antagonistic.
Did you forget that "chuuni dork" slaughtered thousand of innocent people in France? She's an evil piece of shit originally.
Andrew Cox
>so pure that men would feel ashamed for lusting after her
There will never be another woman like this again
Jeremiah Flores
>Did you forget that "chuuni dork" slaughtered thousand of innocent people in France?
How many innocent Britbongs did Jeanne kill in the name of the king?
Andrew Smith
>who needed to be put into the Avenger to make her somewhat antagonistic.
She was a Ruler during the events of the first singularity, though.
Samuel White
Didn't she have an arranged marriage that she told the guy "not happening" then he killed himself?
Jeremiah Adams
Based
Mason Powell
>At the age of 16, after her father attempted to arrange a marriage for her, she successfully convinced a local court that she should not be forced to accept the match.
history.com
So fucking loyal and faithful to the lord our God that she refused to marry anyone else.
Ethan Bennett
>French feel ashamed of lusting after her
Always knew french men were faggots.
Jackson Ramirez
There are plenty of people called Jesus. Is Jannu a slut?
Ayden Bennett
Joan of Arc is more than a fictional character though
>britbong
>innocent
>lol
Easton Reyes
The avenger modifier forced her to only be able to focus on revenge. And the first Singularity was conveniently placed moments after Jeanne's death. Any Avenger would have done the fucking same if placed in front of those who screwed him in life, and she thought she was the original back then.
Jordan Phillips
The Virgin of Orleans is undressing in front of you. If you get a boner, you would be sinning in front of God and man for lusting after her. Tell me Yea Forums, would you still lust after her if you saw this?
Adam Mitchell
>a*gloids
>people
Bentley Morales
No it’s just that all British women are loose slags and no one would feel ashamed for lusting after what has always been tainted.
Michael Baker
Unless you're claiming her army somehow attacked England, zero. Any anglo who was in France in times of war by definition is a fucking invader.
Jason Martin
What the fuck does this even matter with FRENCH PEASANTS who died slaughtered by the armies she sadistically summoned to torn the country in half?
She's evil. Stop trying to buy her tsundere dindu version as anything but an insult to her introduction.
>The avenger modifier forced her to only be able to focus on revenge.
Against INNOCENT FRENCH PEASANTS? I don't see Dantes randomly killing random peasants to get revenge.
>Any Avenger would have done the fucking same if placed in front of those who screwed him in life, and she thought she was the original back then.
Dantes is literally LOCKED again in Chateau D'Iff and still helps the MC out. Stop whitewashing her.
Luis Harris
I hope I can experience at least one night where I dream of meeting Jeanne and feel her warm comfort radiate from within.
Adrian Adams
Yes. I'm not french.
Kevin Moore
I would have many sins to confess about 5 minutes after seeing this
Eli Martin
Jeanne Alter doesn't even feel genuine hatred, because it's fabricated. She just killed people because she liked it.
Michael Wood
>INNOCENT
>Any anglo who was in France in times of war by definition is a fucking invader
The Plantaganets had rightful rule to the throne.
Jaxson Anderson
When she's not taking dragon cock, Jeanne is wonderful.
Matthew Stewart
Yes, innocent. Unless babies, children and peasants who had nothing to do with what happened to her are 'guilty' in your retarded bias because boo hoo my chuuni shit waifu isn't evil :(
Robert Roberts
Filthy sinner
Samuel Cooper
>Dantes is literally LOCKED again in Chateau D'If and still helps the MC out. Stop whitewashing her.
He considers the Chateau d'If a hellhole but it was there where he met Abbe Faria. His revenge was never against the prison.
On the other hand put him in front of Danglars, Villefort or Mondego and watch them burn. Hell, even the original Dantes ended up killing an innocent kid in his autistic revenge plot.
Grayson Smith
I love these threads
Samuel Fisher
>the king seized the moment by doing nothing at all to help her. He was insecure and very unhappy with Joan’s ever-increasing fame and adoration, which he believed only he, a royal, was entitled to. Although she still had legions of fans, he used her as his political pawn, knowing that she would be condemned to death; this was the perfect solution for him — her destruction.
Wow, the French king of Jeanne's time was such in ingrate. If it wasn't for her, he never would've been crowned king.
Cooper Davis
>Hell, even the original Dantes ended up killing an innocent kid in his autistic revenge plot.
No he didn't. The kid was murdered by his own mother, and he realized his plot was destroying lives and stops after it. But he didn't intent for the kid to die.
Secondly, the fuck are you comparing three people DIRECTLY responsible for his suffering with INNOCENT PEOPLE FROM FRANCE? Are you mentally challenged to make the equivalent with her actions? Her actions were viciously and manically psychotically attacking the peasants of France because she enjoyed it. She laughs in pleasure to see villagers burned to death by her dragons. She's a psychopath who got badly whitewashed.
Sebastian Morgan
And besides, nobody liked the kid anyway.
Bentley Richardson
>carmilla
>history
What
Camden Gonzalez
Don't worry, that's a Jeanne after getting burned
Ryan Martin
Sure I do. The degree of what they did and how badly they got fucked over doesn't even begin to compare. Let's leave aside that the original Jeanne d'Arc and her Alter version aren't even the same fucking person.
Dantes was a random sailor who got lucky and became captain until a drunkard and two assholes who were envious of him send him to jail for a crime he technically did commit. He took that letter from Napoleon, even if he didn't deliver it.
Jeanne d'Arc was a hero who heard the voice of God, rallied battered troops and took back France from the English, who then gets no support from the country she saved when she was tried and set on fire like a heretic.
I think that, combined with the twisted wish to the grail kinda gives her the right to be angry at the whole country that didn't defend her faith.
Landon Hill
>Elizabeth Bathory isn't history
Christopher Long
No sins here.
Kevin Lee
>send him to jail for a crime he technically did commit. He took that letter from Napoleon, even if he didn't deliver it.
Wut? even Villefort says that Dantes is innocent, he just sends him to jail to cover for himself cous his father was a retard
Matthew Hughes
Liz love?
Ian Wood
Reminder that Jeanne
>Was extremely pious
>Was extremely nationalistic
>Was extremely pure
>Was extremely beautiful
>Had large breasts
>Had toned legs
>Had a slight tan
>Had black hair that she cut short
>Had a low, enthralling voice
>Was really smart despite being illiterate
>Was always on the offensive in battle
>Was 5’2”
>Loved cannon
>Loved her country
>Loved God
>wanted to raise a family on the countryside after the war was over
>Had top tier bants
>Could maybe predict the future
>Was the best!
Jaxson Morales
No
Carson Long
>>wanted to raise a family on the countryside after the war was over
she shouldn't have said that out loud.
No wonder she died.
Carter Taylor
Her mission from God was to ensure the king of France stayed the king of France. Once the war is over, she had divine grace to get impregnated with Jesus himself, probably.
Jose Howard
He wasn't. He took a letter from fucking Napoleon because his boss was a Bonapartist. His actions deserved punishment, just not the overkill that was sending him to If.
Joshua Brooks
I actually enjoyed this game
Hudson Taylor
Forgot the pic
Samuel Carter
He took a letter from his boss, not from Napoleon. The boss died and his dying wish was that he should pass that letter on.
Isaac Evans
Proper anime adaptation of her life when ?
Daniel Walker
>He took a letter from fucking Napoleon
>His actions deserved punishment
t. Charles X
Camden Gutierrez
MY CRUEL TYRANT CAN'T BE THIS CUTE
Xavier Gonzalez
gib holy milkies
Henry James
Futile hoar calais remained english
Cooper Clark
My wannabe-actor evil emperor can't be this cute
Ryder Clark
Wasn't she going to go back, settle down, and start a family like God intended after all was said and done? Is it -really- that bad to be attracted to her, or is it bad as long as you're not her husband?
Brayden Bennett
You don't frighten us either Frenchmen!
Go...cook your frogs and bow to your Joan! So called French savour and National guard!
Let's call it a draw
Carter Martinez
Joshua Young
That was a great cup
Easton Gutierrez
>French savour
Our food is great but it would be godly if it tasted like Jeanne.
Never ! Our friendly feud is too good to stop.
Lucas Barnes
Those are great cups
Carson Brooks
Hey, we have good food too
Like cakes. That's it.
Also, don't make fun of my spelling. Vous aimons rivalité
The best cups are unfortunately japanese.
Charles Russell
Look.
These are cups worth fighting over
Hunter Fisher
Post them.
Christopher Peterson
Joseph Scott
>three "corrupted" Jeannes
>they're all still pure at heart, and Dark Jeanne is still determined to save the world
Truly the best
Also, could you share that picture of Dark Dragalia Lost Jeanne?
Camden Bell
Words can't begin to express how much I love her.
Bentley Russell
Code Geass's Jeanne is pretty bad.
Tyler Young
Oh hey, someone posted this before me
Michael Bell
I know the french are mortal enemies but I want to just hug and cuddle Jeanne D'Arc Alter Santa Lily.
Angel Ward
>Had large breasts
Proof?
Jonathan Jenkins
The French don't even care that much about the Bongs nowadays. I have no idea why some English newspapers still push the idea we're obsessed with bringing the UK down.
Evan Lewis
IIRC, her squire said that she had beautiful breasts and that you could see their shape contour her armor padding and sleep wear
Luke Collins
At lot of blood has been spilled over it.
You put a frenchman and bong in the same room and I imagine it'll be awkward.
I don't know, I've only met one french woman in my life. She was strict in teaching, but pretty good.
Samuel Jenkins
Is there anyone who even comes close to Jeanne?
Robert Robinson
Nightingale is pretty close
Aaron Martinez
>At lot of blood has been spilled over it.
>You put a frenchman and bong in the same room and I imagine it'll be awkward
Not at all. Much more blood was spilled against Germany anyway. Or in the wars with the Spanish, the Dutch, the Austrians, the Swiss, the Italians...
Brayden Brooks
>What is Napoleon
>What is the Hundred Years War
>What is America
>What the Anglo-French Wars
We've had a history where it seemed we were locked in a war for about 600-700 years and never really stopped.
Daniel Martinez
Most overrated historical character you mean?
She only gets alot of praise because she's a woman.
Also she was not blonde and blue eyed
Brandon Nelson
>She wasn't blonde or blue eyed
really? woah...
>She's a woman
No, that's not it.
Leo Ross
She almost single handedly turned the tide of the Hundred Year War and also won the most battles out of any general at the time. She was also the absolute best at using cannons
Samuel Ortiz
She was not a general.Her victories were not that relevant
Brody Roberts
That's my point, it seems like many people in England are still stuck in these times and it's really weird.
Juan Miller
Has Jannu been in a not-shit anime yet?
Adam Wood
Looking at the thread, I could say the same for the french.
Logan Sullivan
Her victories were crucial to France winning the war, and she was a fantastic general.
Colton Ward
Can't say I've seen any, but I've heard that Drifters and Nobunaga or however you spell it are all right
Nicholas Butler
Nope.
go fuck yourself
Nicholas Hall
Masturbation is a sin
Jeremiah Long
Is it coming home?
Andrew Price
Jeanne is coming home with saber
Jace Kelly
>193326107
These are not breasts.
Christopher Gray
He's posting the best cups. He isn't wrong.
Jaxon Phillips
I remember getting the before I knew who Jeanne was because I thought it was an edgy dark fantasy
Juan Martinez
>Seething brit
kek
Joseph Jones
I really hope that Drifters handles Jeanne's arc well. I'm still not sure if she'll die and return to salt or if she'll be saved and redeemed.
My prediction is they either virgin Mary her with a baby that everyone jokingly thinks is Toyohisa's, or the Black King will use his body manipulating powers to teach Toyohisa and Jeanne a lesson by making them swap genders.
Robert Baker
>A thread to discuss history’s most beautiful and perfect woman.
Okay, I will begin this discussion.
Benjamin Murphy
Would Jack and Jeanne be friends?
Christopher Baker
>literal jew
user, I...
Luis Taylor
Go away, /his/
Jose Bailey
Is it true that the real Jeanne had big tits?
Jason Carter
Too big
David Miller
Good times
William Morales
Very good. Fun.
As soon as we were out I routed for the frogs
Aaron Young
Yes
Kevin Rodriguez
Jannu is really great
but I already have a waifu I love very dearly and I can't help but feel guilty when I give Jeanne praise
Gabriel Hill
She had a decent role at the start. Still, it is pretty obvious that Jeanne Alter is WAY more popular with both the fans and creators.
Thomas Rivera
You can praise Jeanne without considering her your waifu. She did many amazing things
Leo Sullivan
Jeanne Alter is actually not a evil version of Jeanne. She's more like a evil knock off made by somebody with a grudge. Bizzaro rather than Evil Superman.
Henry Nelson
I know, but the issue is that I still find her very attractive, almost as much as my waifu.
Ryder Adams
I'm still mad the final match wasn't France vs England.
The two finally need to settle their fight once and for all.
Hudson Jones
You'd better cut out your eyes then
Owen Martin
I'm sure we can find other ways
Ethan Wood
We all know Saber got that one though. Salter is the demanding sexual deviant to Jalter's tsundere virgin.
Lincoln Diaz
Well, I suppose it depends..
Nathaniel Flores
I want to marry her, but I know I am unworthy. Please pray for my the forgiveness if my sins, Jeanne
Hunter Mitchell
I don't think anybody is worthy. Honestly, it was probably a good thing that she died. The conflict over who would get to tap that would have torn the country apart.
Carter Morris
Wouldn't it have made sense for the godly-appointed King of France to marry the Virgin or Orleans to secure his right?
Noah Walker
Nice lampshade
Lucas Murphy
Yes. But that would have gotten in the way of Jeanne's own plans to retire to the countryside and live out the rest of her days as a normal farmgirl. Which, admintently, was pretty unlikely to actually happen.
Austin Perez
No. The nobles already resented her for being so popular and successful despite being a peasant. Imagine if she actually became royalty.
James Johnson
But that's not proper for a saint. She'd incite lust and perverse thoughts in the minds of men.
Juan Baker
>Nobles resented somebody for doing their job and actually being competent.
Aristocracy was a mistake.
Evan Gomez
Before someone says "that's france", this happened all the time around the world. England was a good example of this and probably the worst
William Cox
Her big, tanned tomboy tits were so beautiful they fought back thoughts of lust and perverse thoughts in the minds of men.
Jason Adams
How does this PNG manage to be more artifacted than this JPG?
Brody Sanchez
Yes. At least China had the good sense to occasionally purge its entire aristocracy and replace it with new families.
Jeremiah Stewart
How would jeanne react with a lazy neet master?
Lincoln Phillips
At least China had the good sense to have a bureaucracy run by scholars who passed the imperial examinations instead of blueblooded retards.
Luis Wood
Bantz him so hard he starts crying then encourage him to work harder so he can proudly stare into the face of God when his time comes. Then get mating pressed.
Logan White
And then they got raped in the Opium wars
Thanks for helping us
Jason Rodriguez
She was too pure for that. Even her large, holy breasts and toned legs weren't enough to overcome her kindness and piety inspiring her men to be better.
Nicholas White
True. It's like little bug with Gandhi in CIV and his aggression stat. Your lust just overcaps and goes from +100% to -100%
Sebastian Scott
Thanks for reminding me I should play that tonight.
Cooper Allen
>Then get mating pressed.
she would put out under no circumstances
Leo Torres
Reminder than Jeanne was the closest 3D got to 2D.
>tomboy
>intelligent
>religious
>big tits
>brave
>patriotic
>short hair
Dylan Torres
Fuck off Mangum. Just fuck off.
James Walker
>falls in love with dragon dick
Kevin Long
What if I married her?
Michael Thompson
I bet that she said that out loud during her last battle.
Justin Collins
I have a hard time believing that God gave that much of a fuck about which inbred asshole was in charge of a specific piece of land. Too bad, because other than that, Jeanne's story is great.
Zachary Edwards
The whole Hundred Years War was started because succession crisis, iirc
Justin Brooks
they never did and never will do the deed
she's a servant. The only way she'd do it is fofr procreation which servant can't do
Oliver Miller
What if I told her that I love her very dearly and I want to be her lawfully wedded husband under the eyes of the Lord?
Zachary Rodriguez
maybe she'd kiss you
that's it though
Brayden Martin
It's believed God has a plan for the world. So going with that idea, an Englishman claiming the French crown for himself would alter that plan. So to keep the world as He wished it to be, He called upon Jeanne d'Arc to make sure the French won the war.
Brandon Perry
Was it a male or female squire?
Jaxon Scott
Male, you fuck
Ethan Edwards
Who is your waifu?
Thomas Anderson
God hates anglos. Just think about it. After all the military power and colonies it had, now it's nothing but a smog covered dinky island.
Ethan Hill
Yeah of course, God having a personal stake on the outcome is ridiculous.
Joseph Gonzalez
>female squire
>female
Sebastian Morgan
Please
No bully
Wyatt Perry
Can’t we all get along? That’s what Jeanne would want.
Ryder Reed
>That’s what Jeanne would want.
No, Jeanne wants perfidious A*bion to fuck off forever.
Jaxson Price
Reminder that Jeanne is a saint of war, and was known for her extreme aggression in combat
Xavier Kelly
>He called upon Jeanne d'Arc to make sure the French won the war.
>she completed the task and passed with flying colors
>never expected or asked anything in exchange
>both the King of France and God just discarded her afterwards, and she got a horrible death as the only reward for her troubles
That's the One True God for you
Landon Ross
Does that mean that the British have been a world power for centuries despite being hated by God?
Samuel Sanchez
She has the best side boob
Nathaniel Phillips
DO you think Jeanne is sad seeing her country becoming a land of niggers and fags ?
Brody Watson
Hudson Williams
Lord have mercy for these sinful thoughts
Mason Robinson
She was too good for this sinful earth. The analogies to Jesus' life are kinda evident too.
Jaxon Long
>What Jeanne would want
No.
>Can't we all get along
That's what I want, no idea if the french are up for it though.
Daniel Flores
>next to the Christ, the highest spiritual being of whom we have any exact record upon this earth is the girl Jeanne
Cooper Wood
What does she have in her bag?
Jaxon Martin
Presents. For (You)
Adrian Murphy
Gifts for all of the good French boys and girls
Bentley Ortiz
Cannon balls
Jonathan Powell
Dark Jeanne is way too hot, anons. I keep on glancing at her breasts and legs
William Rivera
W-What about me?
James Russell
When you serve God, your reward is eternal and is on the other side. A couple of months of suffering are nothing in comparison.
On the other hand the bishop who condemned her ,and all the assholes who falsified her charges in order to make her look bad are probably still rotting in hell.
Brody Parker
Don't forget how she humiliated them so badly they made the public trial private
Ryan James
Comfy Jeanne is too cute
Brody Bell
Christ forgives our sins and compels us to forgive our brothers. Does that mean that Jeanne would also forgive our sins seventy and seven times? Would she "turn the other cheek" if you sin against her?
Charles White
>ywn relax with Jeanne after going to mass
Andrew Bell
You must repent
Michael Harris
Does that mean the French are the Jews? And the British the Roman Empire?
Cameron Wood
Blessed thread.
Jose Peterson
I pray every night, user.
Matthew Anderson
>ywn sip cocoa with Jeanne in her living room
Owen Gutierrez
That’s good user
Dylan Watson
Jack Long
Thanks, user. Charge your phone.
Sebastian Martinez
I really like this picture of Jeanne
Isaac Stewart
The purest thread on here
Jason Morris
I really like all pictures of Jeanne
Tyler Perry
I love Jeanne
Brody Flores
>Would she "turn the other cheek"
She would break your arm nigga
Dylan Cook
Jeanne laid the head of a dying English soldier on her lap and listened to him confess his sins before he passed away.
Jeanne also crushed the testicles of a man attempting to rape her between the doors of her cell.
Benjamin Robinson
She would forgive you, but she'd also do her best to prevent you from sinning. And there's a passage that says "If his dick makes him sin then rip it off, because it's better to go to heaven dickless than go to hell whole." or something like that.
Gonna be honest I don't remember the bible as well as I used to, but pretty sure it was something similar.
Jonathan Murphy
>Jeanne laid the head of a dying English soldier on her lap and listened to him confess his sins before he passed away.
I call bullshit, he would have been killed without remorse
Nolan Brooks
He was already dying, user. Jeanne was a very kind and loving girl, even towards her enemies. She would have preferred if all the English surrendered and left.
That said, she was also extremely ruthless. When a town defended by 700 English soldiers refused to surrender, she simply told them, "You will be massacred." She then killed everyone inside.
Kayden Hall
>ywn rest your head on Jeanne’s thigh pillow
Jonathan Cook
Parker Thompson
Worth dying
Nicholas Cox
>She would have preferred if all the English surrendered and left
No, I don't think she would have. I think no French wanted anyone English left in France and wanted revenge.
>He was already dying
Irrelevant. He would have been killed where he stood. Either way, I have no doubts towards Jeanne being kind and loving. I just believe she would never trust, love or even take pity upon the English.
Jackson Green
This is how I imagine heaven will be
Luis Moore
I'm saying that Jeanne was still extremely pure and loving, even towards her enemies. Despite being an extremely aggressive commander who was borderline merciless at times, she still wept for both the English and French lives lost. She still acknowledged them as fellow humans and Christians.
Joseph Green
Like the rest of the world, Jeanne was a firm believer that anglos should never leave their containment island. She didn't want them dead, just far away from France.
Parker Scott
>towards her enemies
Maybe different enemies, not-english for example. There would be too much hatred for the english already installed in the country. I don't think she really cared for us.
Well, she might be disappointed if she looked at a map.
Or looked under the sea.
Owen Murphy
Wait until I show her my 5 inches monster.
Cooper Baker
I'd rather not bring her directly into this, but she isn't from Fate if that's what you were wondering
Zachary Lewis
Joshua Brooks
What happens if I impregnate a saint? Yeah, I know, a few months too late to ask...
Austin Ross
Kek, what was her name again? too bad she died due to a widespread illness
Gabriel Perry
>What happens if I impregnate a saint?
You burn in Hell for sullying their virginal purity and dedication to God unless you did it after getting married to her and for the sole purpose of procreation.
Colton Walker
>history’s most beautiful and perfect woman.
Eva Braun?
Josiah Adams
Who would win?
Aiden Reyes
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
David Collins
I dislike martha in fate
Angel Jenkins
Imagine going to the beach with Jeanne and watching her reaction to the setting sun reflect on the rippling waters.
Christian Morales
It doesn’t say history’s most perfect gold digger
Ethan Evans
>history’s most beautiful and perfect woman
user, you didn't post Marie.
Tyler Kelly
You could fit like two or three golf balls in that navel.
Dominic Edwards
Imagine how beautiful she’d look with the setting sun as her backdrop
Connor Cox
>ywn take Jeanne to the beach to show her the massive cannons of modern battle ships or the sheer size of aircraft carriers
Why even live?
Jackson Phillips
To be fair, there's no hero of yore who wouldn't grieve at the current state of the world.
Heroes and saints are a thing of the past for a reason
Christopher Adams
So you can continue searching for the holy grail to wish for a Jeanne of your own.
Gavin Sanchez
I dunno
Jeanne would be happy about us ‘leaving the EU’. She might try and kill all the english left over in France though.
Tyler Brown
Necromancy is a sin, user. As much as I love her, I couldn't just take her away from the heaven she so deserved to show her the modern world.
Lucas Russell
I only have one wish if I got my hands on the holy grail.
For every user in the world to get to see and spend time with their waifu. Though, it would be a waste on my part, since I have no waifu.
Josiah Hall
There are historical theorists that think Jeanne was a closet lesbian.
Robert Howard
A selfless wish.
Christian Wright
That’s a very noble sacrifice user. You should find one for you.
Aiden Wood
>not wanting to sleep with people makes you a lesbian
Eli Wilson
He doesn't mention the dick, but he mentions the right eye and right hand, it wouldn't be a stretch to apply the same principle to the most sinful organ. Well, probably the brain is more sinful, but you can't remove it.
Mason Howard
There are historical records of Jeanne that say she preferred sharing beds with younger women rather than older women.
Bentley Davis
>Jeanne finds you fapping to Jeanne hentai
>I forgive you user, but I want you to know that I'm really disappointed
Ryan Carter
I think that user was joking
Easton Walker
You use the word “Find” like I can go into a store and just pick one off the shelf. That’s not how it works. It’s not how it should work anyway. I’m always drifting, occasionally I stop, look deeper but never have I found a waifu or called one.
Cameron Nguyen
Of course, it's not like she was killing Muslims. They were still Catholics, as misguided as they were.
Lucas Hall
Heroes slay monsters, user
Michael Diaz
I’m sure she’d slaughter the Protestants.
Isaac Howard
St. Jeanne, please pray for us.
May you be an inspiration for us sorry sinners.
May your tears and bloodshed lead to a better tomorrow.
St. Jeanne, who burned on the stake for those she sacrificed for, may you rest peacefully and share in the Lord's glory
Logan Ortiz
What servant would stick by a loser from Yea Forums?
Benjamin Bailey
There was a Bible passage about ripping off body parts, and it wouldn't be a stretch to think that it included the dick. The way it's phrased really makes you think that it would apply to the dick too, Jesus considered basically any carnal desire as a sin.
Adam Carter
I don't remember if they were Protestants by that time, I have my timeline all messed up. Anyway, if Catholics weren't such posers that they would burn a literal god chosen just to save face, maybe no one would have turned Protestant.
Tyler Lewis
Ethan Morales
Jacob Moore
I don't know, if a lowly user even managed to successfully summon a servant, which kind of asshole would they get?
Jeremiah Rodriguez
hans
Colton Perry
There’s a bunch. Billy would as long as you take him out drinking and walking. Basically a dog
Lancer would, though he may call you an idiot if you hold back in fights.
Isankder of course. Could throw Dantes in.
The best by far would be DumbNEET. There isn’t a single user who wouldn’t get along with her
Jonathan Thompson
England unified under one army during the war. It’s hard to remember.
Aaron Moore
Mashu because muh sempai.
Jaxon Brown
is dumbneet osakabehime or jinako
Ryan Hall
From where is that Jeanne on the right? How many Jeannes did Japan create?
Aaron Cruz
GBF Jeanne's summer version. There are many, many different versions of Jeanne in Japan.
Jonathan Robinson
First.
Though second might work
Gavin Baker
The Hundred Years war ended in 1453, and Henry 8's reign started in 1509, so I guess they were still mostly Catholics back then.
Charles Murphy
>she's a servant. The only way she'd do it is fofr procreation which servant can't do
>Infertility does not prevent a person from validly entering into marriage. The Code of Canon Law affirms, “Sterility neither prohibits nor invalidates marriage” (No. 1084.3). Appreciating the suffering of an infertile couple, the Catechism states, “Spouses to whom God has not granted children can nevertheless have a conjugal life full of meaning, in both human and Christian terms. Their marriage can radiate a fruitfulness of charity, of hospitality, and of sacrifice” (No. 1654). In this case, a couple can consummate the marriage, but they just cannot conceive children.
Jason Edwards
Thanks, user. They waifu her harder than France.
Charles Ward
Japan loves white women
Chase Reed
I want to be Jannu's girlfriend?
Austin Jackson
Is that a parody of fate Jeanne or something
Jeremiah Peterson
I want to kiss Jeanne
Sebastian Wood
Homosexuality is a sin. Well, probably wasn't a sin back then.
Jaxson Flores
Nope, it will always be a sin
Lincoln Powell
Anything to slander her name, huh? Can't be for some other reason, has to be carpet munching. Fucking pathetic.
Leo Edwards
Yeah, because women wouldn't want to sin with her.
Christopher Reyes
Yeah. She was pretty “hot”, if you know what I mean.
Jackson Ortiz
Like the other guy said, it was always considered a sin. For the men it was called being a sodomite.
Eli Mitchell
The concept of homosexuality did not exist in ancient times and Catholic anime girls are lesbians by default.
Ethan Ortiz
I remember reading that Jeanne believed that the English along with everyone else ought rather to be fighting the muslims and those proto-protestants (whose name I've forgotten) heretics in Bohemia. She had no love for any non-Catholics.
Jonathan Cox
Based Jannu
Liam Robinson
>ought rather to be fighting the muslims
>in some alternate timeline, Jeanne would go on to lead a great and final Crusade against the heretics, annihilating them entirely and converting those who would kneel, repent, and see the light of God
Fuck this gay Earth.
John Richardson
Jaxon Fisher
In an alternate earth where anglos weren't shitstains, Allah would be just an historical footnote like greek mythology.
Juan Jackson
At least for men, apparently masturbating was considered worse that paying a whore because it was closer to sodomy. But again, Jesus let it pretty clear that he considered all carnal relationships a sin to be avoided, with asterisks on men and women having sex for procreation. He said "when a man looks at a woman and desires her, he's already commiting adultery on his heart". So, barely looking at an ass is a sin.
Joseph Scott
>The concept of homosexuality did not exist in ancient times
>Lev 20:13 If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.
Elijah Martin
Yeah, she would have preferred to go against Muslims than other Christians. Though she maybe had a hunch that England would go full Protestant in the future.
William Lopez
I hear my church bells ringing. I wonder why?
Benjamin Gray
Grand Rider when?
Bentley Martinez
I really wish this was higher quality. Jannu's casual clothes are the perfect blend of cute and sexual.
Jonathan Sanchez
It's the exposed shoulders and back
Landon Clark
>Bringing that Jewish book full of nonsensical rules that were only for Hebrews anyway
Gabriel Sullivan
That's a large part of it, but the short shorts tempered by zettai ryouiki are also a major draw. Plus, the way she fills out that top, goddamn.
Charles Morris
IRL Jeanne did have fantastic breasts and legs. I recall someone saying that Fate Jeanne is canonically less busty than the actual Jeanne.
Mason Smith
>St. Paul references them in his letters and endorsed a number of the old religious laws
Everything having to do with sacrifices and dietary restrictions were removed.
Logan Davis
I'd be interested in a source for that. I also don't know if that being true would make God based or an asshole. I guess he'd have done both before, though.
Brody Wright
Her squire would mention her beautiful breasts when talking about how he did NOT lust after her, and I'm trying to find that specific quote about seeing their form from beneath her armor padding and sleeping wear. Remember, armor padding was pretty thick.
William Myers
It's really pointless to have that discussion here, but the Apostles also said that only absolute chastity was totally sinless.
Matthew Nelson
Makes a little more sense why Jeanne screamed at the sight of Astolfo.
Crossdressing and the fact it must have reminded her about how that final decision she made cost her dearly.
Holy fuck it amazes me how Apocrypha didn't think of this and incorporate it somehow.
Oliver Sanders
>I didn't lust after her enourmous, perfect breasts, but God it was hard
Adrian Cooper
>Jeanne will never angrily berate you for messing up before helping you and telling you that you still show promise
Parker Perez
I mean, I know about the quotes saying she was bangin', but making a direct comparison like A is bigger than B would normally require something more specific, no?
Alexander Collins
Ah. It's just something an user said in a previous Jeanne thread, so I can't really verify it. From what I remember, Apocrypha Jeanne looks down and notices that her chest is smaller.
Luis Taylor
>Apostles also said that only absolute chastity was totally sinless
Correct, which is why priests and nuns take vows of chastity. For the common folk, the citation is that God created man and woman.
Jaxson Phillips
>Apocrypha Jeanne looks down and notices that her chest is smaller.
The holy milk truck! That definitely would've been something to be told if it actually was true IRL, though.
Jaxson Wood
>ywn rest your head on Jeanne's divinely inspired chest and fall asleep while she embraces you
Bentley Edwards
>ywn suck the milk out of Jeanne’s perfect breasts
Levi Bailey
Please do not lewd the saint
Chase Adams
This. She is pure and her milk is only for her children
Luke Reed
Easton Sanders
Well, what if you call her mommy when you cum inside her?
Ayden Miller
We're all God's children, it's close enough. Besides, babies don't make themselves, it's only right to share.
Jayden Russell
Imagine waking up next to this
Mason Bailey
what an awful thought, user
Carter Cruz
I imagine every day
Matthew Jones
Who cares about being pure?
Aiden Turner
Jeanne does
Adrian Smith
I believe we can cooperate
James White
>the Virgin of Orleans is more popular than Irish slut of ulster
hmmmmm
Brayden Gutierrez
>that picture doesn't make anyse-
>ohh
Anthony Allen
I want Jeanne to amazon press me.
Jose Kelly
Jannu
Adam Cruz
You can have your Yuri South, I'll have the North!
John Edwards
All Bourgogne should be gassed
Jason Evans
Is Jeanne a lot better in non-Apocrypha stuff or something? Why is she popular?
Jordan Johnson
Historical Jeanne is the best girl to ever live, and a lot of Jeannefags project her onto her anime counterparts
Wyatt Foster
This, her anime design is gorgeous and her real world story and personality is incredible
Thomas Jackson
Jeanne alter is pretty popular since fgo and the duo onee-san and tsundere imouto made them both very popular.
James Lee
Everyime i read about her process, i cry like a bitch. I fucking hate those english fuckers.
Grayson Bailey
>Those digits.
God is with us
Matthew Anderson
we should do a crusade for exterminate those britbong
Gavin Jackson
These digits are proof that the eternal Anglo will one day face God's judgement for their sins.
Andrew Turner
P-Please no
Jacob Gomez
>people on Yea Forums saying Jeanne is just a glorified cheerleader because she started losing after the king took away her army
Aiden Foster
Jannu has joined the SS Charlemagne division!
Evan Bell
What if god is already punishing them with bad politicians and pakistani invaders?
Cameron Diaz
This is adorable in literally any outfit
Lucas Anderson
> she started losing after the king took away her army
I wonder why she lost without an army
Kevin Collins
Please don't. Jeanne wouldn't want it.
Sebastian Brown
She got together a band of mercenaries, but she expressed disappointment that they did not have the same determination as her previous men. She still cared for them a lot, and the reason why she was captured is that she stayed behind to make sure that as many of them as possible retreated to safety
Nolan Mitchell
Kevin Morgan
At that time only Swiss were good mercenaries, Nobles still were the greatest assets in war.
Austin Torres
Maybe, hopefully they will vanish soon.
Michael Perry
Warning. Extremely lewd French saint ahead.
Asher Gonzalez
I want to kiss that saint!
Adam Lee
Delete this degeneracy
Brody Rodriguez
Lord forgive me.
Eli Powell
Jeanne, but those are men clothing
Nicholas Cox
Grayson Carter
I refuse
Angel Cook
Please do not lewd Jeanne.
Robert Ortiz
They were the blight to the world! Now is America's turn!
William Cruz
Hudson Johnson
I want to literally HUG this Jack and FILL her with yummy food
Jace Rogers
>history’s most beautiful and perfect woman.
Wouldn't that be Mary in this case?
Caleb Rivera
>her
Mason Ross
I want to do lewd things to Jannu.
Alexander Russell
>tfw got the Joan of Arc event in Crusader Kings 2
>managed to, with some luck, marry her
>spawn a dynasty of Divinely inspired kings
Good end.
Charles Lewis
>>wanted to raise a family on the countryside after the war was over
How ? She didn't had any period.
Leo Wood
Astolfo's dong is so big it scared her.
Camden James
Her life was basically anime, and she was so perfect that if somebody wrote about her as a fictional character it would be laughed at for a complete Mary Sue main character.
Carson Stewart
Based
Nicholas Hill
I want to jannu Jannu's jannus.
Owen Cruz
She's a pure maiden, it was her first time seeing any dong.
Cameron Turner
I mean, they were excommunicated. That's a pretty serious punishment.
Jacob Wright
Jeanne would never marry a disgusting old noble. She was already married to the word of God.
Christopher Anderson
She already saw men naked, she didn't care then. But Astolfo was hung like a horse! and his testes were the size of apples!
Samuel Lee
>tfw last time I had that event she died before she could hit the Holy Land and massacre heathens.
Such a shame too.
Gabriel Sanchez
But Astolfo has a baby dick and itty bitty balls. I doubt he can even get an erection!
Parker Lee
He was a Chadladin, not a sissy of the round
Jacob Flores
William Wood
>She sees your penis
Eli Robinson
Jannu
Christopher Price
I love her
Jacob Murphy
Pii!
John Thompson
She’s so pure and cute
Aiden Lopez
Too good for this rotten, sin-infested pile of dirt and excrement we call Earth.
Daniel Flores
More Drifters when? Hirano you lazy bum GO TO WORK...unless something's making you put it on hiatus.
Elijah Sanchez
Tonakai-san!
Its christmas soon, be sure to send me your christmas lists!
Alexander Gomez
I want Jeanne to come to my Chaldea sometime instead of another fucking Arjuna.
Hunter Rodriguez
A great loss to your game, user. Jeanne crusading to recover Italy from the grip of invaders from the east, and the new pope-King and her beginning their dynasty, while successive generations conquered all the way to Jerusalem, is a wondrous miracle.
Henry Jenkins
Try watching the BBC "documentaries" about her. Fucking revisionist history so horrible it actually makes me angry at the bullshit they try to peddle.
>broke down under questioning
>was unsuited to a trial
>relied mostly on others and was just a symbol rather than a leader
Josiah Martinez
is it autism?
Alexander Hernandez
She was assassinated, which is even worse. I remember it well. The army she commanded was on boats headed to the holy land when we just passed Sicily and I got the message. I sacked Jerusalem in her honor.
Robert Martinez
>The last sight you will ever have won't be the face of History's proudest accomplishment, the best girl in all human history.
Life was a mistake.
Cameron Cruz
>English
You know that's american right
Isaiah Clark
>american
You mean jewish right?
Carson Reyes
Fate's depiction of Jeanne as a fetishized sex object is disgusting and sacrilegious.
Leo Long
God you fucks are just sheep. Gotta blame everything on bongs.
Nathaniel Brooks
>Jews
>Bongs
William Hill
Doesn't matter whatever you call it. Throughout this whole thread, all I see is blame upon blame for bongs for rewriting history. Yes, I'm fucking sure we did.
You know what? I fucking will. I will watch every BBC documentary I can find on Jeanne, and I will compare it to what I can find on the internet as official sources.
Then, I'll come back, make a jeanne thread, and I'll tell you exactly what I gathered from it.
Brandon Johnson
Wyatt Morales
True. Saber wasn't exactly inexperienced when it came to pleasing women. She was married after all, and also fucked her sister.
Noah King
I'd nut so hard in my codpiece.
Joshua Wood
The entire French army must have had tomboy fetishes due to her.
Jose Hill
Tell me, bros:
Is it possible to learn about the actual, historical Jeanne D'Arc and not fall in love with her?
Leo Sullivan
If you are exceedingly gay
David Murphy
Or English.
But I speak redundancies.
Benjamin Brooks
Go ask the people who study her, instead of people who inhabit a fucking imageboard and are starved for affection.
Adrian Gutierrez
No.
Ian Morales
Ah! One such person was Mark Twain, and guess what?
He fell completely in love with her.
Landon Brown
Why the fuck do you hate english people so much?
Why is this whole thread so obsessed with english?
Nathan Diaz
Because they fucking murdered the only human so wonderful and warm and beautiful and bright and passionate that she might as well have been 2D.
Joseph Ross
It was a fucking war you nigger.
Colton James
If you're actually retarded and not pretending:
Jeanne fought the English. The English conspired to have her burned at the stake in violation of Church law (so egregious was it that the the man in charge of prosecuting her was excommunicated for it). They were literally the villains in this story, user.
Julian Bell
>burn the most pure and loving girl to ever love after a grueling kangaroo court trial amid harsh imprisonment and rape attempts so you can tarnish her name and destroy the morale of the enemy army
>still lose
Hudson Lopez
Sorry bruv, everyone hates the english. Every country you ever met has told you and your country to "fook off" at one. you might have canadians on your side, but they aren't real people anyway
Elijah Wilson
Not to mention she completely intellectually savaged her prosecution in the trial despite being illiterate.
Matthew Hill
>villains
>in a fucking war
The irony here is the thread is dominated by pictures of Fate Jeanne, even the OP is. Jeanne in Fate could be portrayed as the hero, but there isn't a time in Fate where she is except FGO. Oh yea, she's fighting along side a shit ton of other people.
That's what fucking war is
You're also getting to a point where this is a HUNDRED YEARS WAR.
Fuck, I can't believe Jeanne got a fucking trial. As a general, she should have just been killed.
Fucking hell. I've never seen a more delusonal thread upset at people who literally are dead, throwing around insults at people who were not involved with the event, born half a millennium after the events took place.
Luke Morris
Fuck off, limey.
Kayden Edwards
Come on now user, you wouldn't want Jeanne seeing you sin like this.
Daniel Foster
>the Anglo seethe is unending
Justin Gomez
Lads, lads. The past is the past, the future is now. We can all get along with the power of love.
Cameron Torres
Even now they can't accept they were beaten utterly and totally -- physically, morally, and spiritually -- by a little girl.
Mason Fisher
I hope that you don't fap, because it was considered a form of sodomy, and it would make you a faggot and a sinner (according to the old laws of Jews at least). Also I hope that you don't get horny ever, because according to Jesus, merely looking at a woman with lust qualifies as adultery.
Oliver Foster
And I thought Americans couldn't handle banter. No wonder Jeanne destroyed you guys in court
James Garcia
Do you have an actual argument instead of just using "seethe"? As I said, fucking sheep.
I'd fucking love to, but with people like this claiming that a whole country is responsible for some people being accused of "rewritting history" and want to fucking kill me for my father's father's father's grandfather's sins? Fuck no.
Caleb Reyes
Make sure you paid for your TV licence before you do.
Luis Green
If God hates Britbongs, what makes you think that he wouldn't hate the Britspawn?
Dominic Cook
>and want to fucking kill me for my father's father's father's grandfather's sins? Fuck no.
Oh shit, you're actually English? It was just some fuckin' bants, mate. Didn't think you really were one of those buggers. That's hilarious.
Buck up, man.
Luke Bennett
>Fuck, I can't believe Jeanne got a fucking trial. As a general, she should have just been killed.
They couldn't just do that. Jeanne was already a legendary figure by that point, considered an actual angel by many. Killing her would just motivate the French to take revenge. The trial was to strip her of her divine and noble reputation by branding her as a witch, heretic, hedonist, etc. They made the trial public initially because they wanted to humiliate her.
Dominic Brown
>They made the trial public initially because they wanted to humiliate her.
Boy did that backfire. It just convinced the audience she actually was a living saint.
Alexander Cox
He mentions it here
Robert Morales
They made it private soon after. It's rather amusing
Levi Price
Oh good. I forget you can't really make a serious post on this site anymore without it sounding like a falseflag or bait. My apologies.
Maybe the reason she had a trial was to also deter english who were sympathetic to her on a religious level? No. All English must be demons and want nothing but suffering for everyone or everything.
Jaxon Evans
I meant that is their turn to be the blight in the world
Cameron Kelly
>want to fucking kill me for my father's father's father's grandfather's sins?
Well, that is a problem with christfags. They think we're are all responsible for adam and eve eating the forbidden fruit, and they think we were all responsible for letting jesus die.
You just got to thrust your love into them until they forgive you.
Camden Cooper
Even in war, there are certain lines that shouldn't be crossed. They tried to paint Jeanne as a villain and got away for a good while. If she had died in combat or had gotten a simple execution, I bet people wouldn't remember her now, but they went the extra mile and had to make her a witch and a heretic. I get the British' position, she was basically saying that they were acting against God, a hard pill to swallow, so they had to destroy her reputation. Still, it doesn't make sense to hate England for that, or to not hate France, with the same logic, the King dropped her when it wasn't useful and basically denied that she was hearing God, which is not the same as an accusation of heresy but still implying that she was either heretic or mad.
Ayden Morales
Just some banter, user. Don't let it get to you.
As an American, I know this pretty well.
Anyways, that is also a reason. Many of the commonfolk in both France and England found her to be extremely inspiring, both for her miraculous deeds and her kind nature. It was already mentioned in this thread how she would comfort soldiers before their depths regardless of their allegiance. Of course, the nobles did not like that at all since they were trying to win a war. Harder to motivate your troops when they all fear/respect the enemy general more than yours. Even the Burgundian mercenaries who captured her spoke highly of her fighting ability and courage.
Anthony Peterson
It wasn't immediate, though, that's why they took so long to sanctify her. And it was probably because the English broke up with the Catholic Church, all the story is puré propaganda.
Grayson Murphy
>Killing her would just motivate the French to take revenge.
She was captured because the French didn't give a fuck anymore
Nicholas Bell
Jeanne was made a saint in 1920, long after the English's split from the Catholic church. She is also one of the most recorded figures in history, from multiple points of view and sides. It's highly unlikely that it is all propaganda.
Jace Kelly
FASTER JANNU
Asher Torres
God the fucking irony of it all. That's really all I can when they think Jeanne would support murdering an entire country.
I don't hate France for anything. I actually like France, I think highly of them. All I've had from French people, the least I've met have been caring mothers or good French teachers. Good bread. Also, I don't try and apply morals to whatever happened in the past and have some vengeance upon something that happens years ago.
>Thrust your love into them until they forgive you.
They won't forgive. They never will. I won't bother.
No. You don't.
If you're American, you've been able to avoid most of the shit talking by just identifying or pointing something about about yourself.
What about bongs? We can't do shit. You can't say anything about you, your history defines you, even when you had nothing to do with it. The current state of the country? Must be your fault, no matter what you did. No matter how old you were during certain points.
Americans have the luxury of being able to avoid shit talking. Banter is very different to whatever you think it is. Baseless hatred isn't banter.
James Taylor
Jeanne has CANNONS
Martha has FISTS
Olga has BIRDS
George has SPEARS
Thomas has ARISTOTELIAN LOGIC
Adam Flores
Calm down, user. It's just a joke.
We all know that it was the Krauts who ruined everything
Lincoln Gonzalez
>I won't bother.
You wont know until you try.
Brayden Young
Benjamin Perry
This isn't my first thread on Jeanne user, believe me I've tried before.
Parker Reyes
Sometimes you got to take their love by force.
Nolan Reyes
user please. I'm no Saber.
Isaiah Hall
i enjoyed the anime
Christian Phillips
Kayden Long
But she is your king.
Sebastian Flores
You know if the real Jeanne saw this she'd probably beat you all with a shame stick
Jordan Gonzalez
Yes, yes. I know. I've been to her grave and everything. She probably wouldn't wanna be the King of England, more Wales. Considering the obvious.
Noah Powell
Liam Bell
Jeanne would be honored and amazed. She'd probably be flattered.
John Jones
Why does England always try to lewd Jeanne?
Nolan Robinson
poking jalter
Daniel Parker
>Joan of Arc was not stuck at the cross-roads, either by rejecting all the paths like Tolstoy, or by accepting them all like Nietzsche. She chose a path, and went down it like a thunderbolt. Yet Joan, when I came to think of her, had in her all that was true either in Tolstoy or Nietzsche, all that was even tolerable in either of them. I thought of all that is noble in Tolstoy, the pleasure in plain things, especially in plain pity, the actualities of the earth, the reverence for the poor, the dignity of the bowed back. Joan of Arc had all that and with this great addition, that she endured poverty as well as admiring it; whereas Tolstoy is only a typical aristocrat trying to find out its secret. And then I thought of all that was brave and proud and pathetic in poor Nietzsche, and his mutiny against the emptiness and timidity of our time. I thought of his cry for the ecstatic equilibrium of danger, his hunger for the rush of great horses, his cry to arms. Well, Joan of Arc had all that, and again with this difference, that she did not praise fighting, but fought. We know that she was not afraid of an army, while Nietzsche, for all we know, was afraid of a cow. Tolstoy only praised the peasant; she was the peasant. Nietzsche only praised the warrior; she was the warrior. She beat them both at their own antagonistic ideals; she was more gentle than the one, more violent than the other. Yet she was a perfectly practical person who did something, while they are wild speculators who do nothing. It was impossible that the thought should not cross my mind that she and her faith had perhaps some secret of moral unity and utility that has been lost. And with that thought came a larger one, and the colossal figure of her Master had also crossed the theatre of my thoughts.
Jonathan Kelly
Jannu seduced england with her milkers, and england just can't help herself.
Daniel Stewart
tldr: Philosophers are faggots.
Joshua Murphy
Probably would still be highly disappointed by the amount of lewd pics. Also, we're all writing in English, that must be annoying too.
Aaron Martinez
Thank you all for the thread, anons. May God bless you and may our saint watch over us.
Wyatt Turner
This seems to be the end, but it was a great thread of Jeanne.
Exactly.
Jordan Collins
Great thread anons. Keep loving and praising this cute saint
Jordan Wilson
Jannu is so perfect
Matthew Diaz
Of course, not all was propaganda, but the part about God wanting a specific monarch on France and deciding that the best way to fix the timeline was sending a peasant girl to her death is very iffy, not to mention convenient for the French at the time of creating a national identity that barely existed in Jeanne's times.
I'm not saying that she's a glorified cheerleader though, a peasant teen girl wouldn't have gotten a place in history books by being a fraud.
Brody Evans
I love Jeanne so much, anons
Charles Long
I wrote some French earlier.
We're too obsessed with her
We wanna hug her and kiss her and love her. Not burn her or harm her.
Nicholas Hernandez
Carson Harris
Imagine Arturia reenacting Jeanne's trial, relentlessly testing her holyness by inciting her to sin.
Angel Mitchell
Ryan Brooks
Absolutely.
Aaron Baker
>prank him by giving him delicious chocolate
How devilish
Caleb Gonzalez
Fuck you've just reminded me of an image set.
Fuck. I can't post it. Its too /d/ and too sinful.
James Morales
Isaac Gomez
>Fuck. I can't post it.
Link it faggot.
Zachary Flores
Isaac Lewis
God isn't real but I love jannu anyway.
Kevin Morales
If God isn't real, then how is Jeanne so perfect?
Checkmate, Atheists
Luis Diaz
Ethan Martinez
Its more of a thing you have to like from a degenerate standpoint because the art is pretty lackluster and the english is god awful.
I'll just post this. I have the full set (that isn't censored) on my laptop.
Wyatt Kelly
>phonegame image dump trash hitting bump limit
based nu-Yea Forums
Robert Sanders
God is real, otherwise I would not have discovered the story of Jeanne. She is in Heaven, living in peace.
Ryan Collins
Easy.
Hair products, skin products, the magic of 2D
done
Asher Wood
Yes and?
Christian Baker
>Hair products, skin products, the magic of 2D
She was perfect before 2D my friend. In this case, art is trying to imitate life.
Bentley Parker
Jeanne lived before all of those, though
Ayden Lewis
Proof?
How do I know you aren't Jeanne?
Gabriel Kelly
Because I'm not perfect
Eli Allen
Unless it involves futa, link it or something
Isaac Gutierrez
Man, I love those images.
Angel Ross
mega.nz
Don't get mad at me. You reminded me. Also, didn't make it.
Parker Bailey
I doubt that I want to see the rest but thanks
Levi Foster
cringe
Xavier Ward
I beg for your forgiveness, Jeanne
Aiden Rivera
Its okay
fuck you for reminding me MY MIND WAS PURE
Carter Martin
Don't be so modest.
Evan Price
Juan Peterson
Who else here HOOOIPED up for Babylon? I can't wait Yea Forumsros WE'RE FINALLY GOING HOME LESS THAN A MONTH TO GO AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Camden Martinez
I am looking forward to it.
I'm looking forward to the second half more, really.
Michael Rogers
~
Landon Clark
It's my selfish desire to be with Jeanne
Christian Bell
>he wants to watch a jobber job
Leo Watson
Farmer Jeanne!
Jonathan Hernandez
> Dear Patron Saint,
>Thank you for accompanying me throughout the day, and in the work that I did. Thank you also for your guidance and your counsel. Please help me to listen to God and to you, dear Saint, that I may do what I am called to do. Please intercede on my behalf and beg God to take all my faults and turn them into virtues. I thank you for all you have done for me, and all the things you have interceded for on my behalf. Please continue to pray for me and for all the souls who need it.
>St. Joan of Arc, Pray for us.
Liam Peterson
No u
Nolan Roberts
Oyasumi fellow jeanne lovers
I will hug my pillow like it is Jack, and I will treat Jack like Jeanne would!
Owen Nelson
I LOVE YOU JEANNE D'ARC
Isaac Hall
Comfy thread
William Martinez
>she was a beautiful and simple and lovable character. In the records of the Trials this comes out in clear and shining detail. She was gentle and winning and affectionate, she loved her home and friends and her village life; she was miserable in the presence of pain and suffering; she was full of compassion: on the field of her most splendid victory she forgot her triumphs to hold in her lap the head of a dying enemy and comfort his passing spirit with pitying words; in an age when it was common to slaughter prisoners she stood dauntless between hers and harm, and saved them alive
>she is easily and by far the most extraordinary person the human race has ever produced.