Hi! I want you all to make contracts with me, and become magical girls!

it was revealed in episode 2 i think, she’s like a rich girl whose whole family died in an accident lmao

But I'm a boy.

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I wish to never become a magical girl. Checkmate space rat. You won't get my soul this time.

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Then go away, unless you’re hormonal or something. Your demographic doesn’t fill my quota.

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Boys cant be girls

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That’s not how it works you little shit.

La Pucelle was a guy, wasn't he? Throw me a bone, please. I want my wish granted.

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I want to fucking die.

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I don't discriminate. You don't even have to make a Faustian bargain with me.

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I guess... Well, despite your demographic, you do have some potential... Alright, I’ll let you have your wish.

Based Monokuma.
I want a full anime adaptation of Medaka Box.

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If Qb was trying to stop the heat death of the universe then why didn't he just have one of the girls wish for it?

Well, I’ll do you one better. Become a Magical girl, and not only will you still eventually die, but you will help us save the universe!

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If a magical girl gets turned into a magical girl by another fairy from a different magic system, does that make her a super magical girl?

Can I be a magical shota instead? I like having a benis.

Honestly becoming Maho Shoujo isnt that bad. On top of getting an wish you also get an immortal body! If you calculate like Homura did then you might survive the conventional human lifespan twice or thrice.
>I wish my Soul gem to be self purifying perpetual machine
There, you beat the system.

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With the Land of Magic, anything is possible.

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Will the Magireco anime respect the canon power levels?

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Do you think any girls have ever wished for a big fat futa cock?

Alright...
the wish that makes your Soul Gem shine colors it a warm orange, and is a small brooch shaped like a clapboard. You have Clairvoyance and Thoughtography magic, with your magic weapon being the camera you visualize these from.
When you despair, you will turn into the Flipnote witch.

The spics are invading the Magical Girl genre...

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I wish for Kyubey to develop emotions and feel endless soul-crushing remorse for hurting magical girls.

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Magical girl Saint Seiya soon.

Get your fucking shitty ass wishes out of here.

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Incubator, this sounds like the most power out there. Can I get a different spin?

I wish that all magical girls in the world turn to normal human beings after you make my wish come true

With the Land of Magic, becoming a magical girl is its own reward, no wishes required and no pay.

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Sorry, but I already made a pact with the Guardians.

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No.
I’m sorry, you don’t have enough potential to make such a wish.

Universal truths
>Kyoko was the best girl
>Homura worded her wish poorly and got bailed out by others
>Homuras character growth was poorly paced
>Madoka is hetero sexual, Homura is a faggot
>Madoka was actually better written than Homura in retrospect
>Sayaka is heterosexual, Kyoko is a faggot
>Mami is a child molester
>Mami is selfish and later "regretting" her wish was just charade
>Mami deserved to suffer
>Madoka isnt bad but still somewhat overrated.
>Kalafina was mediocre
>Kalafina disbanding is a blessing
>Madokas wasnt that great, it was too predictable
>Spelling out stuff to retards seconds after it happens greatly lessened the enjoyment
>Rebellion was a cash grab and SHAFT is now forced to adapt Gacha to cover current losses
>Animation isnt that great, Gankutsuo did it better in 2004
>You could burn Kyoani hundred times and equivalent exchange still wouldnt give SHAFT another studio
>Kyubey did nothing wrong
>Kyubey did actually plenty right, like provide better bodies and semi immortality
>Kyubey didnt deserve to suffer
>Mahofags just cant grasp the concepts of personal and collective responsibility

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I'm going to put you in a sack and throw you down a staircase until you stop squirming, then throw the bag with you in it into a river.

But I want to become a mutant karate bug cyborg.

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As if anyone would listen to a filthy evil demon girl.

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One true pairing.

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Sure!
I want to be a cute little girl.

you just killed yourself and got nothing in return

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Make me in to mutant karate bug cyborg.

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Oddly specific wish, but... granted. You’re also mildly deformed, considering a normal body shouldn’t be able to reasonably handle such a bizarre and sudden change.
Your soul gem is a pastel green cartoon bear head, and is a shoulder band. Your weapon, a rattle, is capable of seismic ruptures.
When you despair, you will become the Witch of Youth.

I wish for POWER

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>Madoka was actually better written than Homura in retrospect
b-but madoka is just a self insert

Is the adaptation good at least? Who's the studio behind it?

Granted.
You have an electric yellow Soul Gem, lightning bolt hairpin. You have the ability to manipulate electronics and send physical objects through electrical currents (but not anything living.)
When you despair, you will become the Night Life Witch.
It’ll be decent. Hope you like Studio Trigger and Netflix originals.

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Imagine if we didn't have Madoka.
>no Symphogear
>no Magical Girl Site
>no Yuuki Yuuna
>no Magical Girl Raising Project
>no Spec-Ops Asuka

I see you ignoring my wish here What's the matter, space rat, aren't you supposed to be saving the universe?

Do you play Magia Record?
Who is your favorite magireco?

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>roleplaying as an alien catboy
I'm pretty sure this thread is against every Yea Forums rule simultaneously

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>mami navidad
heh

Doesn’t that kinda happen at the end of Rebellion?

I already ate the affected unit.

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Qbs have a hivemind, the emotions thing is a checkmate.

>I’m sorry, you don’t have enough potential to make such a wish.
Ok I wish 10 more wishes

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I wish to be retain my human body and mind even if I become a witch!

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Then just live in Kamihama. I hear they have this newfanlged “Doppel” thing over there. Really not worth losing your soul over.

Mumi wished for bigger breasts instead of saving her family. It's why she has regrets.

You are so mean for a stupid cat who is wasting his life convincing 12yo to become magical girls

damn u right

I wish for all girls to become cute lesbians

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I wish to retain my human mind and body even if I become a witch and not be a character in a crappymobile game.

Better?

Even if you had the potential to make such a vast-spanning wish, you would essentially doom your own species.

Translation: I wish for all girls to become Mahjong masters.

I wish to become a cute eternally young lesbian!

That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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Okay, fine. You have a goofy Halloween witch outfit, your weapon is a broom, and you have a dark green cauldron beltloop. You become the Witch of Japes, a relatively harmless witch that can only fight using pranks and practical humor. You still drop a Grief Seed if you’re defeated.

It's fine, you just have to convince another girl to wish humans could reproduce via parthenogenesis.

Neat. Thanks, Kyubey. The other girls are wrong about you.

You have a Ditto outfit with but with more rainbows.
Alright, alright, let’s compromise here. You have a crimson heart Soul Gem emblazoned on your navel, with your outfit having a cherub motif. your magical weapon id a quiver that can produce arrows that, when shot from any bow, can manipulate emotions of others. You despair into the Matchmaker Witch.

Funnily enough Magireco already has a Matchmaker Witch

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Jeanne d'arc(the cooler one)

Not with that attitude.

You just immediately become a witch, and not even like a cool one. Easy fight for any magical girls in the area.

Of all the types of wishes in the Madoka universe, I think that wishing for love has the absolute worst track record

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All true. You forgot the indisputably good thing about meguca though
Deny the obvious, uphold the inane

I fail to see the issue.

I wish for all Kyubeys to die.
Depends on the timeline, their original wishes in the first timeline however.

>Madoka
Saving a cat hit by a car
>Homura
I want to redo what I did wrong
>Mami
I don't want to die alone/connect to life
>Sayaka
Kamijou's hands to be healed
>Kyoko
People to believe her father's unorthodox teachings

I wish for the ability to grant wishes.

which would be extremely easy, since everyones a lesbian now

Congratulations you are now a Kyubey for the period of one week, in which you will then be mercilessly slaughtered by Homura, never to revive again.

Ha ha, no. I have a right to deny service.

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That's harsh. Kyubey' wishes are never explicitly malicious like that. That aside, it's better to live one day as a lion than a lifetime of a sheep.

That wasn’t my doing. I’d say something more like...
Your cosmic blue Soul Gem is a large star that’s part of your dress, the centerpiece of a shooting star design. You have the ability to grant menial satisfaction to others by granting minor wishes. Your weapon is a glove that flings stars and you are quite fast, but your large Soul Gem and limited combat potential means you aren’t well suited to fight.

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Mami's was malicious like that, her wish wasn't to die alone, so she gets friends and then dies.

I wish to die completely satisfied with what I accomplished in life

Oh, so you don't want more energy and magical girls? That's fine.

That’s like asking for the fish instead of the rod to catch more.
Your pink forget-me-not Soul Gem shines with the power of Pacify. You have an early 1900’s style nightgown attire, and will despair into the the Complacency Witch.

I wish I wasn’t a burden on my Family anymore.

I know this is a joke post but please it’s comforting

Meaning your thread is a joke thread, not my post, sorry. Weird day.

I want to know what the fucking point of biological life is

What did the original magical girl fight if there couldn't have been any witches yet? She got baited harder than anyone considering she had no way of purifying her soul gem.

Your warm red Soul Gem is in the shape of a vertical coin, right on your palm. Your Lucky Hand mitt can bring good luck and fortune to others. Your mobile nature makes you a great support for a Magical girl team. Like the Wish-Granter, you have to make sure you don’t damage your soul gem when in battle mode, thanks to its dangerous position. You will despair into the Black Cat Witch.

That’s a wish I’m willing to make. Thanks. You’re really creative.

Your Soul Gem is a small jade necklace, the centerpiece a simple circle. You have the magic of Knowledge, which you gain by using your magic to make the answers you seek appear on your magic weapon, a book of knowledge. As such, you have very little combat ability, but are great for planning and recon.

I wish to be more confident about my hobbies and interests.

i think op is doing this less as a shitpost and more as a creative exercise

I wish to be eternally free of all financial debts

I want you to fulfil infinite number of my wishes

Checkmate, you fatass space cat

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refer

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won't turn into a witch, yay
also, surprisingly cool thread op

Very well. Then I wish that you will be my completely loyal slave

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Your purple headband Soul Gem shines with the magic of riches! You have basic enchantment magic, much like Kyouko Sakura, and your weapon are two giant, wall-like arm guards that can be raised up and pressed against each other sort of like a shield. You’re slow and tanky, but are a great frontliner because of that.
Right before you despair into the Witch of Pestilence, you were saved by a friend, who used one of their Grief Seeds. You crack under the realization that all Magical Girls are fated to become Witches, and shatter your own Soul Gem in it’s pendant form after a final meal, but not before divvying your fortune among your family and Magical Girl team.

What exactly would that do? He couldn’t grant you anymore wishes since you made yours already and there’s thousands of them.

I want to become your wife. What now bitch

okay, have my jarringly off-model Manga counterpart.
Us Incubators have to use some of one’s soul power in order to grant the wish desired, so I hope you weren’t wanting to get free wishes out of it.

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Hey stupid cat I wish for you to answer my question.

What would happen if Kyubey took psychedelics?

ok then i wish to fuck you in the bwutt

A-... user...
I am not capable of compassion. Sorry.

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Simple, Wraiths were the original system, but then Witches were found to be much more profitable.

pic related.
see

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I want the girl of my dreams to be happy and in love with me while both of us also living a long and fulfilling life.

ok then i want to fwuck you in the mouth. And don't tell me you don't have one, cause i can see it in every picture of you in this thread you fucking little shit

They didn't fight anything, witches are just a byproduct of the magical girl system that turned out more productive than just magical girls.

Incubators just wanted magical girls to live and die and to fuel a system, that's it. They don't care.

I'd advise against that

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I don't know her story in MagiReco, but the deed is done, the wish spoken.

uh...
Is that really a wish worth your soul?

Once the honeymoon period wears off, how will you deal with the fact that you had to brainwash your crush into loving you? Is it real love?

Here is the kicker though, if she is the girl of my dreams, then she was always happy and in love with me in the first place, checkmate Kyubey.

I wish for a cheese sandwich

Twist that, mother fucker

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Moldy limburger cheese

I never understood this scene, did she blow her ear or where the fuck did the blood come from

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Your love now reciprocates unconditionally, and will never waver. your Soul Gem is colored a light teal and is square. You have a victorian outfit, and your weapon is your Kiss of Death, an floaty, bubble-like attack you blow from your lips that can pop in a variety of different explosions, from flashbang to shockwave. Your witch form is the Witch of Lust.

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Your triangle yellow gem is planted firmly atop your squishy beret, for you are the Magical Girl of Snacks! You and your trusty frying pan can make a delicacy in a pinch. Hope you like Familiar Fillet! In all serious, you can smack it, grow it, sautee flip your enemies, and even whip up a giant stew ala Kirby.
Your witch form is the Witch of Gluttony.

reminder that outfits and gems are determined by the girl, not the wish

I just want Homura to be happy.

there is not enough magic in the multiverse to make that happen

Thanks Kyubey, I'm gonna go hang out in Kamihama now.

That actually sounds kawaii as shit, nigga

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It comes naturally to the wearer, moreso. Besides, it just makes things a little more fun, no?

no

killjoy

Thanks, i’m tryin’. Keep those wishes coming!

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Alright, slave. Now I command you to keep doing your work, telling cute girls that you will fulfil their wishes if they make contract BUT this time it will be a lie. Instead you will be granting my wishes for cost of their souls. Each time you make a contract you will appear in front of me, asking what my next wish is. And as my loyal slave you cannot refuse.

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I wish to be happy.

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Technically yes, and no. They're based on personality and general color of the soul/the aura, which in turn a wish is generally done based on that, considering wishes are often subconscious desires. Homura is actually a good example, she has hourglass and time motifs, which is based on her wish and personality through that wish.

I wish I would never become a Magical girl.

I wish for invulnerability to any bomb shaped like a lemon.

What about bombs shaped like watermelons?

A contract’s a contract... but don’t expect to not get a bounty on your head when Magical Girl teams figure out brand new Puella Magi are dropping dead instantly from stolen Soul Gems.
You have a navy blue ankle bracelet, with a renegade-sort style. Your magic weapon is a large magical bag filled with collected Soul Gems, as you have a soul reaping ability. You can use these Soul Gems as ammunition for energy-based explosions. You will despair into the Witch of Greed.

Can i be a wizard instead?

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You instantly despair into the Witch of Recursion, an infinity-mirror type witch with confusing distortion capabilities.

no

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I want big boobies.
Also no more homework.
Oh and infinite free ice cream.

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you have a pale orange ring on your wrist as your soul gem, and have the powers of combustible lemons. While you’re immune, your house isn’t. Make life rue the day! You will despair into the Witch of Science.

I can only grant one wish, so do take your time to think of what you truly want, from the bottom of your heart!

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This. Plus, this is all fanon, not anything too serious. It’s not like anons are ACTUALLY turning into magical girls against their will with outfits they didnt consent to.

>It’s not like anons are ACTUALLY turning into magical girls
I wish this user was wrong.

Come on man, just let me in with the magical girls. Nobody will even notice the difference. It's just empty nomenclature and semantics thematically a wizened wizard and a magical girl are one and the same.

Why don't you trust me you cursed critter.

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I wish I never existed.

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I wish Panty and Stocking Season 2 was confirmed!

All the genies give you three wishes, what kind of crappy genie are you?
I wish you were not such a crappy genie and did your job properly, now give my stuff you stupid cat!

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Uiii, alright, then. I’ll assume that’s your wish. Your goldenrod crescent moon Soul gem is on the band of your wizard-like hat, and you have wizardry robes as opposed to a more typical getup. Your Staff can enchant nigh anything— as long as it isn’t living or too big.

Then again, Genies are fictional beings. In all honesty, just one wish is something countless people would kill to get, you know. Just pick what’s true to your heart.

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I wish for yuricucks to die

You instantly despair into the Witch of Obliteration, a weak witch that implodes parts of itself to abruptly rupture its labyrinth, making things surprisingly dangerous. Nobody has recollection of you nor your past.

I wish human emotion was no longer a viable energy source.

I wish for every female humanoid anime character over the age of 14 to be impregnated with my seed!

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I wish I had the ability to maintain my consciousness/will at all times. Give me an unbreakable will so I still maintain full control even when I become a witch.

With your burgundy soul gem tucked tightly under your stylish hat’s band right next to your press pass, your reporter-style outfit mirrors your go-getter attitude! You have clairvoyance, but only for trivial matters. You’d make it big out in the press world... Your witch form is the Witch of Gossip.

I am sorry, you don’t have the potential to make such a wish. Ask again.

Your fiery will burns as bright as the light in your hot pink Soul Gem, which is right between your shoulderblades! Your flamin’ trail bands allow you to hit with a fiery fist. Your burning passion is the only thing fueling this eternal flame, baby!
You’ll Doppel into the Witch of Perseverance, and be able to hail the flames of passion over your foes! YEEUH!

I wish my favourite anime of every season would get decent sales and that the best girl of that show would get at least one good figure.

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I wish any gender that’s not men or women never existed

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You don’t have the potential to affect thousands of lives, sorry. I can’t go off and change the whole world unless you have enough potential to pose a profit.

Alright cat, I’ll give you something simple. I wish to be wealthy and rich beyond my wildest dreams!

I wish for my beloved to be trapped in eternal circle of despair, so I could watch her and her friends die over and over again.

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Your rectangle purple Soul Gem is planted on your nape. You have a stylish, dark outfit, perfect for being a recluse and hiding in the shadows.
You despair into the Witch of Favoritism.

cute alien cat

You have a similar power to , but your Soul Gem is instead a thick belt-buckle on your lonesome Texan garb. You are forced to become a drifter after all that money began to become dangerous, with some greedy people desperately trying to get ahold of your ginormous fortune. Your weapon is yer trusty shotgun, but unlike Mami’s rifles, you only got one, chief, so use it wisely. You’ll despair into the Witch of Ambition.

Granted. Now, don’t you go off and become the devil!

>magical girls!
But we're all boys!

Not anymore.

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How exactly would a witch exist if I didn't exist in the first place?

I wish I was a Master Chef! A culinary genius, I want every dish I create to be even more delicious and beautiful than the last.

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what is this fucking class

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Refer to You probably deserve this one more than a grilled cheese. No offense, grilled cheese girl.

I wish you weren't such a cop out.

Want me to asshole genie? I’ll asshole genie those wishes. I’m makin’ magical girls, here.

I wish a genie would come out my asshole whenever someone rubbed it.

I wish to have impossibly high charisma. I want to be able to talk my way out of any situation.

I wish to be cute and funny

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They aren't a hivemind, they're just identical. Cut one Koob off from the rest and it's capacity for reasoning is unchanged, it just isn't getting new information to work with from the network. A hivemind is fully distributed, no individual component is capable of independent thought.

OP is deceiving you all! Magical girls are destined to turn into witches eventually! Don't make contracts!

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I wish that Symphogear never ends.

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I'd explain, but it wouldn't make sense to anyone who can't decode the history of a black hole from hawking radiation. Come back with a few degrees and we can talk.

I wish for a new edition of Exalted that actually works at a mechanical level for once, also that Infernals were never a thing.

Prove you yourself are at that level can and can do just that and I'll believe you.

IM IN DISPAIR!!! user WANTING TO ERASE HIS OWN EXISTENCE HAS LEFT ME IN DISPAIR!

K. Gimme twenty thousand years to assemble a dataset and I'll get back to you.

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I wish for a magic wand that can recharge soul gems at no cost and never runs out of juice and it doesn't drain other soul gems or use my life energy or any other funny tricks that could backfire on me.

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You, !Akemi, are the only person who posts crack images in these threads. You reply to yourself trying to pretend you're more than one person, and on literally every single site where you've tried to samefag the mods have out right caught you doing it. You try to pretend this hasn't happened and you ignore every time people point it out. You are a mentally unstable and mentally ill retarded who's having a total break down because he can't have his personal safe space.

You have an insane need to delude yourself into thinking you "trigger" people because shitposting on Yea Forums is all you have in your life.