Why can't gyaru be real?

why can't gyaru be real?

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Same reason why any of these other characters can't: they aren't fucking real. It's time to move on. You will conform to societal norms, expectations and conventions without thinking for yourself.

>virgin
>gyaru
trash

Then they'd be 3DPD

Why do all 2D gal's have cowtits?

Thats where they keep their devotion and purity

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I want a gang of cute gyaru to bully and tease me sexually.

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the best ones don't

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They are, in real life we call them whores.

Why is this gyaru so smart? Gyaru aren't supposed to be smart

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Rika

Because looking vulgar is their appeal, cowtits are vulgar, can't have sluts with cute and pure DFCs

Anjou doesn't.

They are real. Problem is finding pure gyaru. Well pure any girl is hard to find really.

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Galko does and she is the best one
Go ahead, post your out of context image.

>you will never have a slutty gyaru daughter who brings strange men home every night
Why even live?

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>cuck detected

Who are you quoting?

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Saki is basically the vtuber Galko, subverting expectations

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Ah, Uo Denim artwork. A man of culture, I see.

Tanned or untanned, that is the question.

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because its hot

Probably because big boobs are lewd, and gyaru archetype is lewd itself.

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They do,you just gotta pay. I just don't understand why people like the smell of cheap perfume and cigarettes.

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fuck off to

Am I mentally ill if I have an insane urge to marry this thing?

>raise your daughter to be a good girl
>as soon as she gets into her teens she becomes a gyaru
How terrible. Don't tell me you'd actually like this.

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>16 loli threads
...
>1 adult female thread
This is against the rules!

Big boobs = smart, it's a scientific fact, hence Gyarus = smart. No wonder gyarus turn into the perfect housewives, no one understand economics more than them.

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>16 loli threads
Link? That sound like good shit

haha that would be weird

Wouldn't talking about gyarus be the same as talking about let's say, tsunderes or milfs?

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She'll have to convert those benjamins to fukuzawas

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I hate gals

Wierd and disgusting.

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Just like her momma

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She will need all this money for replacing her chelicerae with real human legs.

ye

This thread appeals to my interests

>having an interest in sexually attracted women
Gay

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there are many slutty high schoolers, just be slightly attractive and don't get caught bro

If she wants to dress like that and go out at night she has to give me head before and after the fact.

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>tfw your daughter tricked you into receiving blowjob
That's mah girl

Kill yourself schizo

Full translate when.
I need the loli chapter and the mother chapter.

Because cow tits are the best.

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Fakku got it, so never.

We need /h/ translatanons to safe us.

Can't one of you guys just shoot that place up?

Nor does the blind gyaru in the blind gyaru story
as long as she used protection and I wouldn't hear / see, it's her choice
then again I would actually have to want to sleep with a person, in order to get a daughter. so the whole argument is mute.

>as long as she used protection and I wouldn't hear / see, it's her choice

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> wanting to control others
Huh, you sound like my father, a huge fucking retard.

A father allready stole another fathers daughter.
It's only fair that yours get stolen as well.

This is why you are a virgin

That depends on your definition.
But so? I'd rather be one then have an awful disgusting incel mindset like you

It's not about wanting to control others. You are literally okay with your girlfriend having sex with other males. I don't even know why you exist tbqh. It's kinda repugnant.

Your daughter is your girlfriend? and im disgusting? Honestly neck yourself.

>girlfriend
>daughter

>missing the point

What point? That you want to fuck your daughter?

okay, explain brainiac ?

Im the other user. It's just funny how you both didn't get his message.

>Big boobs = smart, it's a scientific fact
But anime does have a lot of dumb minded titty monsters as well.

Can't speak for the other person but fucking my daughter is something that, never entered my mind outside of reading some hentai.

that, or maybe im not a disgusting degenerate who only wants to have children so he can abuse them

My problem is "why can't gyaru be depicted in a more realistic fashion?"
I am sick and tired of all the pure gyaru all over anime and manga, just have a slutty fucking gyaru who is a real sleaze but develops into a better person as she resolves her issues or a gyaru who fucks around but is actually ambitious and complex.

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theres quite a few in hentai like that though. one just strings some guy along while she fucks anybody for money so she can shoot up. honestly. she never sleeps with him, just uses him to clean up sick and money. its really crazy.

Isnt there that one manga with the class of gyaru sluts who all want to fuck the teacher? Not an H manga either.

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black gyaru sensei?
oh its not just the class though. its the nurse and one of the student's mother too.

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Because they're attractive and suit the bimbo look that gyaru are known for?

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Why do trashy sluts turn me on?

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Reminds you your mother

Because that's their job.

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Most gyarus I talked to in Japan were closer to the wholesome anime ideal than these ultra slutty doujins
They were very bad at being bad

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the gyaru girl I was with disappeared from from her store's website a few weeks ago, and she had stopped updating her profile page back in june or july. maybe she went back to making JAVs again. just hope she didn't get EMERGENCE'd

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>They were very bad at being bad
So wait, all those "im really bad at being delinquent" jokes are based on real experience?

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Hoping he does more doujins. Fast.

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What about a Ex-Garyu?

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getting ntr vibes here

getting incest vibes here

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They do exist. They're called bimbos and they're repulsive.

i want a tanned gyaru slut that wears leopard print underwear and has inverted nipples to hold hands with.
pretty sure i'm asking for too much

You go to Japan and see this. What will you do? Hard mod: no cash at the moment

You need to get yourself over to a gyaru soapland and dispel this pure-gyaru fetish.

Had a good experience at Gingira. Gal-Deli seems okay too, but the guys working there aren't as cooperative with foreigners.

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I want to fuck a gyaru mom!

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They are real and there is a whole history behind the subculture, and it's very interesting

Hitting up the gal hot spots in December, what am I in for? STDs etc? I'm only asking because I probably won't be able to resist a bit of tongue kissing.

I've never gotten a STD. Sex is always covered. I guess kissing is at your own risk, and it'll depend on the girl if she's willing to kiss or not. You and she will both rinse out your mouth with the water and iodine mix they always use before sex.

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If you live in the West, every girl is a gyaru and they all suck.

I was in Osaka once around Shinsaibashi-Suji Street and you would see these gyarus whores going up to older businessmen and solicitating business.

Japanese business men have it rough, always getting preyed on by gyarus.

I'm still not sure how I feel about how this story played out.

Well see, maybe I'll roll the dice. I've just had a look at some of the girls at Gingira and I'm surprised at how plastic'd up they have gotten themselves, not exactly what I pictured but I suppose that's the industry for you.

The only way a gyaru may look hot is if she's a loli.

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Those older businessmen could just hit up Tobita Shinchi, though

Such is the nature of the gyaru. If it ain't old-businessmen, it's inexperienced young shotas. A gyaru will seek out nothing else.

Mental note go to osaka

Gyaru moms are the best.

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me too, I loathe ntr, but if its your jam fine.
if only we had some wholesome gyaru mommies

They are. They just aren't interested in boring people like Yea Forumsutists.

Based.

They ARE real, dumbass. They're called sluts.

>Sian
>Uo Denim
The best.

Go to the UK, we call them slags in vernacular over yonder.

Suck the nipples of the girl on the bench like we agreed.
A deal IS a deal after all.

you must live in a very strange part of the UK then where everybody doesn't look like they were beaten to death with a shoe. Ive lived here for years and slags tend to look so fat that youd be hard-pressed to find one without a motor scooter. I met one attractive woman in my teens and she was Italian, oh and the Japanese lass, though neither of them was British technically ( she was half, the Japanese girl)

She was the best one of the story. The rest feels boring in comparison.

shut the fuck up you raging fucking homo

I live in the norf, but I came here 10 years ago with my parents, so maybe you know something I don't.

Well, so are we.

British girls are cute bro, you're lucky to live there

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Depends on where you see them in your town or country.

I hope you'll never have a daughter, user.
Actually, I hope I'll never have a doughter too, shit seems fucking hard

if anything thats probably mostly eastern Europeans- I can tell you that for a fact.
yeah the midlands is hell

Why do Korean always close the eyes?

The NTR ojisan is the cucked
POTTERY!

The trope goes:

Married - Gets cucked
Single - Cucks others

What's that pic about?

Ntr is like watching bottom feeders try to touch sunlight. Problem is they multiplied so much they block off all the light for everybody.

they are real though

>rimjob sluts
Muh.

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We need more of this.

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They are.

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Imagine
loli gyarus

>no actual Yea Forums gyarus
shit thread, the last one was better

>wanting a fucking thot for a irl 3dpd gf
absolute state of nu/a/

>gyaru be real
They are, and they're rather freaky

It's one of the best NTRs out there.

Gyarus are for pump and dump only.

>people who dress like delinquents because it's trendy aren't actually delinquents
gee I wonder

Gyarus are for marriage and impregnation only

But user, milf gyarus are vastly superior

How about gyaru oyakodon?

>exhentai /g/1324125/1d033c7da4/
>exhentai.org /g/822240/14fdc785c5/

Shit I almost finished no fap tuesday

Sad lack of daughter in those.

He cucks the daughter and husband. It's amazing

for brainlets who don't know how to access this shit or anyone who isn't a brainlet to giveaway their email. Change x to a -
e-hentai.org/g/822240/14fdc785c5/

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loli immortal gyaru... as mistress

I wish I was a gal...

>gyaru dying for decades
>pure gyaru comes out and revives it
>roastie cucks: WAAAAAAH WE ALWAYS LOVED SLUT GYARUS NO NO NO

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Wait considering the kid is like 10+ that means she got pregnant at 17 or earlier.
Disgusting, im okay with a lot of things but teenage pregnancy is where i draw the line, shits nasty.

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the son isn't the womans, he's from the old man's previous marriage.

How this pose is called?

エロ蹲踞

Molest the sluts

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That's a very unimaginative name.

That's pretty intense.

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>rimjob
disgusting

Are furries the western equivalent of gyaru?

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Explain how.

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Unless you want to argue about your picture being the idealized figure of a man, you are full of bullshit, actually, if you really want to argue that, you are also full of bullshit.

Dumb dog.

Is it possible for a goth gyaru to exist?

I don't suppose this is scanned, is it?

That's a shame. It's not often two of my top fetishes are combined.

Totally, imagine this but with a classic gothic pattern hair ribbon and a skull clip, some dark bracelets or chains, a gothic choker/necklace, the black underwear is on spot, purple eyes and dark hair are a must(and yes, dark hair gyarus > golden hair gyarus), the school uniform must stay the same but some gothic makeup could finish the job, and there you go.

Sad because his newer stuff is.

Bullshit. I'll turn away and never face the Sun.
youtube.com/watch?v=P_CdPw99LEY

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pretty sure goth loli is already a subset of the gyaru

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Can I have a small-breasted gyaru please? I love them but they are rarer than diamonds.

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Yeah sure, just go to

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>gyaru
Ok.

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tanned gyarus with leopard print are a weakness of mine.
thick musky pubic bush is a bonus

Are those sweat or water?

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Gyarus should be clean-shaved like proper sluts.

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tfw my gf has looked like all of these at one point

What if he's a big brained homo that had a daughter so she would bring home boys for him to prey on?

Wait a second, this is not home studying!

>4 dualshock controllers
Does the PS4 even have any decent multiplayer couch co-op games?

They try to look black even though they're not black.

They are playing a porno on the tv, he just hasn't noticed yet

Aki is so lucky

She's the only one that isn't about NTR but instead about mindbreak.

I think there are some indie games, but they could be using 2 different PS4's.

source me up senpai, image search doesn't work

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>there are people who haven read this yet
Hito no Fundoshi

Saucenao worked for me.

I would drink it either way.

Dragon's Crown Pro is all that comes to mind.

>my gf
Leave.

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God I wish that was me

What if societal norms are flawed?

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This is the ideal woman
If you are female and dont look like this, you arent trying hard enough

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I am very disappointed, from the thumbnail those did not look like knees

The picture in the OP is a fake gyaru, created by capitalists and the government to spread misinformation to the Japanese people.

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I'm a good looking white guy. All I have to do is point at a love hotel and they'll willingly come.

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I remember the time where Yea Forums hated gyarus and ganguros because they were the shoeing for every undesirable 3dpd trait. That was before normalfags took over this please.
Can we go back to the good old days?

That's because people were dumb and underestimated the magic of 2D. They thought there was a limit. Thankfully a hundred gyaru manga have come out in recent years showing that every undesirable trait can be erased.

You'd think they'd tell a random gaijin they just met that they love to sleep around?

The fuck are you on about, back in the "good old days" the hated archetype were chuunis and fujos, the classic discussion were to decide which one was the worst. Gyarus were simply irrelevant and i'm pretty sure they were an obscure archetype until around 2015-2016.

see