“The king does not understand the hearts of men—————”
“The king does not understand the hearts of men—————”
She is Cool not Cute
Cu te
"Many people were smiling.
I do not believe it will be a mistake."
But she sure knows how to please them!
"She worked so hard, she was resented, and she was betrayed.
No one ever realized that she loved the people more than the country, and she was always the merciless king."
>never went to school
>no college
>no education
>VIKANGZ and saxons killing all the monks who teach shit
she doesn't even fucking understand crop rotation most likely
Artoria deserves to be happy and I would sacrifice the world to make that happen.
Fuck you she was personally taught by Merlin
how to job
"She brought peace to the fighting lords and immediately fought off the invading enemies.
Of course, it wasn't because of the power of the holy sword.
The holy sword only protects the king.
It is the king's power that protects the country."
How about this
and This
What the fuck happened?
She understands the cocks of men though
>getting lessons from cock wizard
She wouldn't want that, though.
My wife is so cute!
Be good and just. The King has high expectations of you.
Fate/Bros, I just finished watching Fate/Zero after also reading F/SN and F/HA. Where do you guys recommend I go now from here? Maybe the show in the OP?
Tsukihime, Carnival Phantasm then Melty Blood
Saber is a gluttonous lion.
I know and thats what makes her so great :(
>They turned the king into a moeblob
> When this is what Saber losing her shit over a cute plushie she secretely longed for her while life. originally looked like.
>Maybe the show in the OP?
Yes, if you want more comfy stuff about FSN characters. Actually after finishing FSN + FHA + F/Z, you can start reading whatever Fate works you want. You can try other non-Fate works from TM too.
fack.
>« The king stablished all his knights, and gave them that were of lands not rich, he gave them lands, and charged them never to do outrageousity nor murder, and always to flee treason; also, by no mean to be cruel, but to give mercy unto him that asketh mercy, upon pain of forfeiture of their worship and lordship of King Arthur for evermore; and always to do ladies, damosels, and gentlewomen succor upon pain of death. Also, that no man take no battles in a wrongful quarrel for no law, ne for no world’s goods. Unto this were all the knights sworn of the Table Round, both old and young. And every year were they sworn at the high feast of Pentecost. »
— Le Morte d'Arthur, Book III, Chapter XV
>losing her shit.
She just looked serious. Shirou mistook her as angry.
When Shirou asked her if she liked it, she just states "yeah, I enjoy cute things." with a flat face.
Exactly. This is saber when she feels an uncharacteristic amount of unbridled joy.
Compare with or
Is this the ideal body for a monarch?
saber would be the worst friend ever
Thank you for the help friends, yeah I think I'll do Tsukihime next
the king performed fellatio for mana so a "moeblob" isnt that much worse
It's close. It would be more ideal if she were pregnant (with my child).
It's time for a Taiga route!
French Girls > English Girls
Why won't she love me Yea Forums? I'm the only one who understands and accepts her heart of hearts. Am I doomed to loce her from afar? Should I kill myself?
Just spent $223 on one figure of her. After buying almost another $250 of her yesterday.
Help me lads.
She compensates her lack of knowledge with her body
She has no idea how to even "use" it and just lays there like a fish out of water.
They're both great in anime.
They're both smelly irl.
No, this is
They're not mutually exclusive.
How bad things will go for Shirou if he summoned titoria?
Literally a clone.
Ah right...
That explain everything
Man of culture detected
Saber's cunt can't be that smelly if two people were willing to lick it.
“Yet some men say in many parts of England that King Arthur is not dead, but had by the will of our Lord Jesu into another place; and men say that he shall come again, and he shall win the holy cross.”
That improved upon the original in every way
>personality
no
>hair
no
>outfit
no
My saber alter figure finally arrived today and I'm the happiest I've been in months
That's good to hear user, care to share a picture of it?
She knows how to please men, at least.
Every Saber figure I get is an absolute joy. I'm refining my collection to be higher quality rather than quantity. I'm in Akihabara right now and god damn are there some shitty Saber figures from like 2004-2010. I mean look at this fucking MFC page.
>myfigurecollection.net
There are some real shitty figures out there of her and Tokyo is full of them.
I don't remember the king having an ass like that.
>T.virgin
>No tits
>No hips
>No ass.
Why is shy popular again?
Because she is cute as fuck.
>Always gorging herself on sugary and greasy shit.
How much flab is hidden under that shirt?
F/HA (aka the last time we ever saw official designs of F/SN characters look like naked) shows that she has all three though. She is simply petite but she has a fully proportioned body
Firstly, Servants cant get fat
Secondly, Saber is canonically not really into fast food or things that are roughly made. She much perfers Shirou's fine cooking and refined things. Its Alter that prefers fast food
None you filthy secondary. She doesn't age or gain weight because of Avalon. She is physically stuck at 15. Fuckers need to read Hallow Ataraxia god damn
Saber's proportions were even inconsistent between those two installments. She's flat but athletic with very little fat. We can all agree that Titoria is shit though.
She isnt flat. She is a B cup at most. Ilya is flat, for example. Artoria has small but still defined tits. They got bigger in F/HA but she still had obvious tits even in F/SN
And yes, I'm not a hugfe fan of Titoria though Titoria Alter is nice
>seiba
>personality
>not liking the top tier /fa/ hair
>not liking the tomboy outfit
user...
Also she doesn't stuff her fat pig face with food all day like her irresponsible mom
>not being a screeching autist = "no personality"
Ok, fag
Why was she so bad at it? You would think her sword training and instinct would help her hit the ball.
Taiga>Saber=>Sakura>Lluvia=Rider>Illya>Rin>>>>Shit>>>>>>Caster
>Sakura anywhere but dead last
Shit taste
Based taigachad
>t.rin
She decided to not use any of her abilities. She may be extremely competitive but she believes in fair play. Had she used her Mana Burst and Instinct then she would likely have decimated the bat and ball
Who mentioned Rin, autist?
Illya>Sakura>Saber>Taiga>Rider>Caster>Rin>Lluvia>Ayako
Wait what? How did that even happen? I know his luck is shit but damn that bad?!
>Shit taste
Would be liking Rincontinence.
Saber>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Taiga>Rider>Sakura>>>>>>Illya>>>>>>>>>Caster>>>>>>>>>>Rin
All F/SN girls >>>> Shit > Sakura
>wormfags derailing another thread
What can men do against such reckless autism and faggotry?
What did they do this time? Steal your lunch?
based taigachad
Seems pretty clear you're the one shitting up the thread because people like Sakura more than Rincontinentia Buttohsaka.
Put worms in it
Literally who mentioned Rin, autist?
>if anons don't hate sakura like I do and put her dead last, they must be "wormfags"
>Rinfag seething because someone wrote sakura in a post
Can we get back on track please?
Sakura/Rin tribal cunts, please fuck off to a different thread.
>Anyone who hates Sakura must love Rin
Is this the biggest and most hilarious act of COPING that occurs on this board?
>Was granted magical
powers just to enable her disgusting lifestyle.
So she's a parasite on top of it.
>Secondly, Saber is canonically not really into fast food.
You can't fool me.
To be fair no one was sakurafagging, the autist literally got triggered because a taigafag prefers sakura over rin. Sakurafags can be autistic as fuck but they are not the ones to blame here
Literally nobody mentioned Rin though, you shitslinging tribalistic fuckwit
>tfw never play ball with Saber
I love her competitive spirit
Takeuchi can only draw anorexic girls.
Oh my brothers. she is so perfect.
>COPE
>on this board
Back to /vg/, crossboarder.
t.rin is just meme picture of saber and sakura reading a letter from rin that says t.rin though, and its a joke used when some sakura hater goes full autismo
So, nothing to do with Rin and you retards just triggered yourselves over someone hating Sakura
Fair enough
Sounds like you're the one triggered that people like Sakura.
Fuck off, Sakura/Rin tribal fags. Please
To be fair, is it wrong to get triggered with someome hating your waifu? I get triggered with the faggots that say crap like nero>saber too
RIDE IN TO HELL WITH ME
Seiba is not the only one
We musn't forget E D I S O N
why is her eye on the side of her face
I still don't understand. Why was she even there?
Imagine licking her tummy
The thing is that it was a sakurahater the one who got triggered in this thread by a taigafag, and the one that started calling said taigafag wormfag for not putting sakura dead last, he assumes first he is a sakurafag yet you complain people then reply to him by assuming he is a rinfag.
There are of course cancerous sakurafags. The canon wife sakuraposters for example, but lets not blame them for things that aren't their fault. If a autist starts spamming canon wife vs last episode cancer, blame the sakurafag. If a "rinfag" autist spergs like he did in this thread because someone doesn't hate sakura, don't blame "sakurafags" for calling him out for his severe autism.
Anyways lets stop derrailing the thread. I will contribute with pic related
Second reply was meant to someone else, but since it was probably the autist himself I think its better that I fucked up with the (you)
HA was better
Heres a picture of cuter girl than seiba
Nobody knows. Lancer Alter is probably the least developed Servant in FGO
user that is literally seiba
Sakura’s the vaginal queen, Rin the anal queen, does that make Saber the oral queen? or king, rather.
She knows how to please men, so blowjobs
How do you properly befriend artoria?
>inb4 food
Be a sword
She has cuter voice and personality.
So yeah better than vanilla at least.
Alter > grey > Heroine X > lion king > vanilla > Lily
Saber is still cuter than Grey but Grey comes close.
Be autistic about justice.
>saber
+cutest and lovely
+made for vanilla sex
+romantic autist
+would cuddle a lot with you
+no need for condoms if you don't want children
-no housewives skills
-will waste your money in food
>rin
+literally rich
+anal queen
+will make you a god tier magus
+twintails
+everyone would be jealous of you
+allows threesomes
-bad smell
-will be very busy as a magus
Sakura
+god tier housewive
+most fertile body made for breeding
+nympho but loyal
+also cute, though not as much as saber
+will also cuddle a lot
+lowkey smug
-you can't take her virginity
-like saber, she will also waste your money in food
Lluvia
+actually the most fertile girl competing and maybe even surpassing sakura
+top tier smug personality and also can be cute with you
+rich
+will make you a proper magus if you wish
+can teach you martial arts
+despite her smug personality has a very kind heart
+open for threesomes
Luvia is literally perfect and has the best of each world, why nips don't give her love?
Cause we needed a boss fight for Mordred since she was going to be Lion King's 1st Bomb in Camelot
>waver's sloppy seconds
also she dresses very poorly
>-will waste your money in food
Servant gets no benefit from food either.
>+will make you a god tier magus
>+will make you a proper magus if you wish
Not even CasterClass Servabt could that. Closest would be the Matou way, infest your body with magic-casting parasites.
waver or scathach could do it
*merlin
You forgot her family adopts sakura in an alternative universe and sakura gets smugger and also learns martial arts. Luvia is so perfect she makes the girls around her perfect as well
>Waver
>Women
Why does my Medieval King have Nail Polish centuries before it was invented?
>luvia
>woman
...
Saber=Rin=Rider=Caster>Taiga>Caren>Illya>>>Secondary Girls>Luvia>>>Sakura
>Caster at the same level than Rin, Rider and Saber
>Sakura and Luvia that low
>Ayako at the same level than the two other whos
>Ctrl+F "is too perfect"
>zero results
my user is too perfect!
Magic
rider is too high
Caren>>>>>>>>Illya>>>Sakura>Taiga>Saber>Rider>>Rin>>>>>>>Caster(Kuzuki is based though)
>no need for condoms if you don't want children
but what if I want children?
Then you pick sakura if you want your kid to live a normal life or rin if you want him to become a magus.
Good for you shirou
Kay when? Add only sort of counts, but he is a box
I like Saber Alter’s later characterization of her being shamelessly hedonistic while possessing immense disdain for Merlin and most of her knights and wishes never to be associated with them again. Very “Frog Who Desired a King”-esque since her underlines kept bitching for a more “human” king
To make you think that her vanilla version in Camelot would be a good lad only to find out that she was even WORSE
My emperor is cuter than your king
I wonder what her lifespan was given she was a homunculus and Morgan was probably not jazzed with the idea of “sharing” Camelot with anyone
Kayneth should have summoned Diarmuid’s boss instead. At least there’d be zero danger of his fiancé wanting to shag his Servant.
Imagining Sakura with regular brown hair is weird
Why didn't Sir Kay teach her how to swim despite being a ridiculous good swimmer himself?
He probably became a good swimmer so his kid brother wouldn’t have to be
What is your favorite part of her?
Kayneth was a retard like all the Masters from Zero. Almost none of them made smart decisions
What did she mean by this?
She can walk on water!
After all these years and all the clones she is still the best.
caster>saber>luvia>>rin>taiga=>illya>>>>rider>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>sakura
meanwhile only lancer artoria get new doujin, she doesn't even get any sexy outfits in FGO. She is pretty much forgotten by most people.
>be uncontested poster girl of your franchise
>make her absolute crap
>forgotten about
She still wins monthly popularity polls, mate. And FGO generally ignores all of the main characters from F/SN for obvious reasons. Only their "alternative" versions introduced in FGO get any notice.
Though I strongly suspect she will have a main role in the Camelot Lost Belt
Best AoE Saber. Not crap by any means
Saber is a freeloader and needs a job
Imagine being this biased against a character that you make up narratives where people forget about one of the most iconic designs to come out of Japan.
Please tell me you get paid to do this.
t. Japanese man
Saber(Avalon) will be the only 6* in the game.
Sakura Saber best saber
>Best Saber
>Not even as good as her Assassin class design
No
Being King is her job
>ahoge poking through the veil
Adorable. Goddamn that ahoge really is responsible for adding metric fucktons of cuteness to her
Sitting on your ass all day eating my food is not a job
Smile for (you)
Its not the only case, BB is more popular than sakura and Ishtar is more popular than rin
Ishtar at least is open about being a slut.
Titoria is popular for the wrong reasons.
imagine her wearing soft white panties underneath and her resting her firm cute butt on your face
Just bought this in Japan yesterday. She's beautiful.
Because of conflation of Tesla's electrical bullshittery and King Arthur being one of the figures tied to the Wild Hunt, like Drake. Tesla, human credited with taming the divine element that is thunder, brings forth one of the humans to conquer the Wild Hunt of Odin. This leads to a thunder-charged, malevolent Artoria who rides a ghastly, undead-ish horse. Since we can't just have that be Saber Alter (Rider), have it be one with Rhongomyniad.
derp
This here
>no comfy spinoff where Arthur is a perfect dad and gentleman to Mordred
Saber, Saber, clad in blue
Saber, Saber, you're so cool
Saber, Saber, you're a knight
Saber, Saber, be my wife!
So she can see enemies coming from both sides.
Okaerinasai
Unlimited Blade Works then the movies, user. While waiting for the final movie you can noodle about with the cooking show and Carnival Phantasm and maybe the questionable but still occasionally groovy spinoff shit like Apoc and Last Encore and maybe read Strange Fake.
In fact you should get through Apoc just so you can keep up because you're going to hear about Mordred and those guys a whole lot either way. Oh and watch Case Files, it's good if you like slow paced mystery stuff that gets into the Harry Potter side of Fate.
Don't love anime too hard or too fast or you'll burn out like a star, user.
It's been 10 years with no sign of burn out
Maybe one day there will be an exception. Not itt though.
>I get triggered with the faggots that say crap like nero>saber too
That really does suck....
I think you're lying. Otherwise you'd know that nobody can help you, least of all Yea Forums.
Nobu figure FUCKING when
nice fig
Saber is cute! CUTE!
Why do people always call her by her class name instead of her actual name? That never happens for any of the other Heroic spirits except EMIYA on occasion.
It originally started back in the respect of actually not spoiling True Names, when there were very limited characters to even go off of.
It's held on namely because there are 3 different translations of her True Name and only one is good.
And which one is that?
SEIBAHHHHHHHHHH
Because she's the most iconic Saber.
nasus self insert beautiful elegant popular main heroine
Pretty sure everyone refers to the FS/N heroes by their classes.
The one that the Extraverse, the only thing in this series Nasu still cares about, uses.
Nero?
>loves the people
>kills all the children to avoid modred
Hmmmmmm
Artoria, as opposed to Arthuria/Arturia and fucking Altria.
I prefer Arturia myself. It has a nice ring to it.
DAREEEEEKA NO TAME NI IKITE
Shes your husband fool
oyakodon is hot
kino
Kino.
>”Do my muscles disgust you?”