Imagine if Shinka moved in with you

>friendship-romance limbo
You didn't watch the movie? Yuta and Rikka kiss several times and they get romantic conclusion. It's their most explicit portrayal of a couple in years

Ever since Shinka moved in with me, she's become really good friends with my dog...

she would want nothing to do with me

Why?

My food bills would go through the roof feeding her fat ass.

Don't worry she's on a diet.

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She likes wieners in her mouth.

I want Shinka to bully me

Did you miss the part where she go bullied for a few years?

please beat me up until I beg for mercy! and don't stop after that!

Clench your teeth.

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yeah I'd fuck her

Fucking your housemate is immoral and wrong!

Please, hurt me more!

but what if your housemate was Shinka?
can you really keep your dick in your pants?

I have been living in a cell for a 3 years now, I can count the times I talked to my room mates with my two hands.

You have no power here Succubi

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Yes, I'll just masturbate thinking of her in the toilet.

Does that mean she'll pay rent?

mate............... STICK IT IN!

Imagine being a such a rush look up what your cancelleatipn fee on the lease is.

My dog needs a new cumdump, so nice.

no please no I was only joking

yeah ok time to fap

I can't, I respect her too much.

you must either assert dominance by doing it or become her punching bag

Stinka

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> become her punching bag
God I wish that were me

My wife (2d) would not appreciate that.

oh yes, flip up that skirto pls

She's really embarrassed now!

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oh my!

Imagine throwing a punch at her and she dodges it effortlessly.

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Imagine her farting on your face haha

That would be really disqusting haha

That's funny
I'm the complete opposite

Considering how repetitive Shinka threads are, I actually wonder how many of these Shinka circlejerkers have actually watched her show. Or are they like Umarufags or Sophiefags, most of whom haven't even watched the show and just want to circlejerk?

It's the same person posting these

yes, all me. those rin threads? also all by me

god bless

How could you be obsessed with a character and not watch their show?

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As the Umarufags, they are exactly like that.

No, they're all by me
In fact, 90% of all Yea Forums threads are all me
10% of all /wsr/ threads are also me

Umaru became a Twitter mascot by normalfags so she's just a glorified Pepe, you won't get much from Shinka unless you watch chuu2.

user, quick!
Plug my anus!

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Explain the Rin circlejerk threads then.

IS THAT??????

Please put some clothes on, there you go looks much better.

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Which Rin are we talking about here?

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHG I'M COOOOOOOOMINGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'm not going to watch a shitty idol show, but i still can lust after rin

I dispose of her big dumb hairclip

I can't wait to jerk off in the corner while I watch her get railed by the BBC.

Will she be on Hardtalk?

it's only natural to want to be stepped on and beaten up by a girl you think is cute but who you can never have

Shes the girl from high school that you thought was beautiful. A quiet one who was well liked yet didn't talk much, but was always happy to speak when spoken to or share a joke with other people. But not with you. You would be scared to speak to her or, if you did, she would ignore you or give you a short, dismissive reply and avoid you. But she always smelled nice, looked nice and you wanted to feel the touch of her soft hands, something you could never hope to attain. Given she was being mean to you and still wanting her touch only comes together in one mode: physical abuse. You want to smell her vanilla perfume intertwining with the scent of iron from your blood, hear a hammering sound and wonder where its coming from as your body aches all over, distorting your senses, feel her delicate fists crashing into your skin in a most savage way that doesn't suit her image of quiet girl, but envelops her with a tailor made intimidating complexion. But then, you haven't seen her in years and still hold on to a memory of what clothes she wore, what perfume she chose, what she said to other people while you just watched.

Yes and then on Blacked, with me in the background.

Which Shinka do your want as your housemate?

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all of them

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Would Shinka invite her girlfriends and boyfriends to have loud sex while I'm trying to study?

But my post had nothing to do with that!

this guy gets it

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Dekomori would rip up your books because chuuni shit.

What a fucking nightmare.

Imagine if she moves into the same room as you!

I like my personal space, my peace and quiet. It's what allows me to retain what little sanity I have left.

I wish

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This shirt really makes no sense in context of the story. The guy and girl get wet in rain, so they go to guy's house, and the guy gives the girl his clotches while hers dry.
Why the fuck would he own a shirt that says that? Is he a homo?

Obsessed.

Fuck your personal space, everytime she talks to you she leans close like this.

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I was making a joke about this
bbc.co.uk/programmes/p004t1s0

no such thing as personal space with shinka. she owns you as well as your space

What are Shinka's fetishes? What about Mori Summer's

You're both wrong.

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Didn't you see how she abused poor Yuta every episode? She's a violent normalfag slut. Did nothing but worry about Rikka's virginity the whole show

Bullying weak and pathetic men. Any method to do so is okay with her.

Hot

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Rikka is cute as fuck, but She's not someone I'd want to spend an entire day with.

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Imagine Shinka giving you this look.

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god I wish that was me

Oh no, she'll trash my apartment.

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what would I be doing in order to warrant her looking at me like that

Jesuschrist imagine her looking at your dick like that

existing

the only reason i watched this stupid show was because of shinka
i can't stand rikka and utah looks like every other kyoani mc so it was hard to watch

This

no

yes

stop oppressing me

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Dekomori is a model student

dekomori has a fat motherfucking ass for a JS

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that's too bad

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Why does she wear the hair clip?

She heard that normal earth women wear hairclips.

Imagine convincing Shinka to relieve you of your virginity.

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i just like to watch

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My wife Shinka is so cute.

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If I pull that off, will she die?

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I never read fountainhead

I never watch the S2, Was her parents ever appear? I guess not because no MILF Shinka right?

No, we never saw her parents.

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It would be extremely painful.

>threesome with Deko and Shinka

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They'd quickly forget about you and focus on each other

that's fine too. imagine Shinka on your dick and deko on your face both grinding as they kiss and lick each other on the nipples

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Imagine wrestling with Shinka

and she's wearing this.

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Lewd, dude

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That's an easy way for any of them to get surprise buttsex.

>Accidentally pulling down her pantsu

What about this?

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Christ look out she's got a gun

For you.

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Reminder, Shinka isn't the though girl she claims to be. She's soft if you can get past her intimidation act.

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Kill me baby

Even in that doujin Yuuta was powered up by the magic book, Shinka already knocked him out.

>Bear hugging and motorboating her.

How about this?

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"magic books" aren't real, he just got tired of her shit and satisfied her repressed sexual urges

Shinka would never lose to that bitch ass Yuuta in a proper fight, he was drugged up by Dekomori's spell!

>Getting into a clinch and taking her down before fighting for a mount to wrestle those clothes off.

Maybe she needs to wear something more secure.

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This user's not going to stopped by the schools one piece swimsuit.

What about this?

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In the water? Put her in a full nelson submerge her until she just about faints.

I bet you won't be able to handle this!

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>Why is Rikka so sexy
The thighs

I juat finished this Why was shinka's hair black for one episode? And no one acknowledged it? Wtf?

I don't think she wants to live with me, I'm allergic to dogs and do not allow them in my house.

because they realized noone liked it when they first introduced it so they ditched it and swept it under the rug and acted like it never happened

That's the dream

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>your bearhug has 0 effect on her and she mocks you

Forcing her and Dekomori into a relationship is the only option

But they were already friends before Deko died in the fire.

Well fuck. Just squeeze her breast until she squeals.

I'd let her fucking murder me.

She would probably make me her slave I wouldn't mind that.

I need dekoshin spin off.

Too bad whatever chance it had ended in the fire.

agree; it was weird

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I thought black was her natural hair colour and she just dyes it brown.

I'd kick her out.

Other way around.

A really difficult question to answer.
I need my peace and quiet really, having someone like Shinka live with me would probably drive me insane. On the other hand, it's an extra pair of hands that can help in more than one way. Doing the dishes and laundry would already be great.

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Shinka is already my highschool wife, she loves me very much

>implying you're not a domestic abuse victim

she is the victim of my ferocious sex appetite, she tries her best to satisfy me but i am animal, a monster more penis than body

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she suffers but she likes it

haha
Dogs

the remaining 10% of Yea Forums threads are my doing
also 50% of /ksg/ posts on /vg/ are by me

but she already moved in my heart

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Why are we so introverted?

we can blame the society, parents, education, technology and others but never ourselves

I wish I was as confident as a Shinka.

yeah, shinka may be a handful but she's definitely not a fucking useless brat like most girls in the show.

Probably a lot of accidentally walking in on her chad boyfriend cumming down her throat

She's the mother of the group.

Hot

Probably a lot of accidentally walking in on her chad boyfriend cumming down my throat

Very hot

I'm actually the only poster on /po/
All posts have been by me for the past three years
I'm lonely

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I use that board to test stuff, I delete my posts after posting them.

fucking kek, what a sad board that's become

based wholesome poster

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Imagine being in Shinka's class.

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Imagine being in Shinka's ass.
Ftfy

So I'm her shit?

No!

Then what am I doing in her ass?

Y-you know...

L-le-LEWD!! things...

Does Shinka like prone bone?

I would rather live with Rikka.

You like annoying brats? I'd kick her out after a week.

I'm letting my lust for Rikka speak for myself here.

Just do this if she steps out of line

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That's hot.

>Shinka
Best housemate, will pay the rent on time and help out with chores.
>Kumin
Okay housemate, will pay the rent on time but will mostly lock herself in her room sleeping.
>Dekomori
Her family probably owns the house.
>Rikka
The worst housemate, will refuse to pay the rent because of chuuni reasons and never ever help out with chores.

I want to pay rent to Dekomori!

I want to watch Kumin sleep!

>tfw deko and kumin are dead

F