Shinji's preferred sex position

>Asuka - Cowgirl
>Rei - Missionary
>Misato - Doggy

Debate this

Attached: havesex.jpg (1920x1920, 1.47M)

Rei likes doggystyle because it's impersonal, hits all the right spots, and lets her think she's not fucking her son. Asuka likes missionary because she's a basic bitch. Misato likes cowgirl because Shinji's a bitch and can't perform as well as she wants.

Very on point

>shinji
>sex
I mean I guess it's not impossible that hell freezes over.

Doggystyle is for sluts, Rei likes spooning, maybe laying while facing each other as well.

Rei is the biggest slut for being okay with fucking her son

this, none of the girls would fuck a dicklet like Shinji. They would be better off with other guys.

asuka was made for doggy

Attached: 1535328321226.png (704x960, 703K)

Rei is a barren "14" year old girl, she does not have any children.
Or are you one of those idiots who think Rei is LITERALLY Yui?

>Shinji
>sex
Choose one

Attached: 1497771160697.jpg (498x482, 69K)

>he doesn't know

nice headcanon

Rei likes reverse cowgirl because that's how she's forced to ride Gendo.

>headcanon based off of visuals from the movie

>visuals on a movie
>Asuka literally expresses confusion when Misato and Kaji do it
based retard

>>Asuka - Cowgirl
>>Rei - Missionary
>>Misato - Doggy
I wouldn't say it's Shinji's preferred sex position, but rather what matches best with their personalities in terms of core characteristics.

>Aggressive, dominating: Cowgirl
>Passive, submissive: Missionary
>Rambunctious, worldly: Doggystyle

Of course you could very well argue Asuka's choice would be missionary because she longs for a true romantic connection and wants to surrender or that Rei would go along with Doggystyle because she would go with the flow and resign herself to what appears to be the "best" position.

gay

shinji is clearly homosexual.

Well then, is he a bottom or top?

Yes

bottom, he just wants someone to say they love him, so he's clearly the catcher.

In a perfect world

Attached: 1567740809031.jpg (800x1308, 318K)

women like Asuka would not exist

But this is not a perfect world.

Attached: 1566964390046.jpg (800x436, 303K)

Attached: 1567839844043.jpg (1200x842, 316K)

Attached: 1567187441010.png (2000x1404, 3.67M)

Abe has an opportunity to save Japan with Eva 3.0+1.0

The real question is who would enjoy anal here?

Kaworu, like a best girl he is.

Shinji.

Attached: 1566100854893.png (714x375, 326K)

Asuka was built for anal, I mean look at her.

Shinji can only have an opinion with Asuka since that's the only canon option. I see Misato as a cowgirl too if I'm honest.

Attached: 1567968279779.gif (800x436, 191K)