/ss/ secret santa

It's mid September so it should be about time to start this isn't it bros? Where santa Loli at!?

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FUCKING FINALLY. LET'S GET THIS BITCH STARTED.

Akarin will deliver all your gifts

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Let’s go bitch!

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Christmas is dead.

Yea Forums is dead

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I am gonna give you guys so much love you’ll end up getting pregnant!

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She's just making her blacklist and checking it twice! She's gonna find out who's Canadian and nice! Santaloli is coming to Yea Forums! R-right?

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>Canadian
Reminder that Toronto is eternally banned

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>99 days, 23 hours, 46 minutes and 56 seconds until Christmas
A bit early, huh?

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Its the perfect time m8, the earlier I get my assignments the earlier I can get Yea Forumsnon their presents

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so did most grinches not use their home adress and use a PO box or something instead? how do we go about combating grinches moving forward?

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they have a blacklist for the grinches anons.

what was the toronto stuff that happened? all I remember is a pic of some guy in a house with a ton of people with his presents

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I think I'm going to go max cards this year

Toronto anons got together in some user’s house as fucking normies and shared their pictures with us, the whole thing was a cringefest

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post the pics

toronto is full of subhumans and even posted it all over reddit and shamed their secret anons.

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I promise I won't make another drunk vid this year

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>reminder that all of Toronto anons are just Resetera tranny pedos

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Yes you will and I’ll fap to it

p-people fapped to the last one?

Sorry guys, no textures this year. It was fun while it lasted. Hope it goes well

>fapped
I still do.

>no textures

what were textures?

>that one user who got that transforming phone toy thing and got super pissy about it

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Jesus Christ, the Toronto meme is real

>that one user that got a chinese ocarina bootleg and some opened cookies
Still sad about that one

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honestly I'm looking forward to the memes and shit the most. like that dude who had the jerk off videos anons found

YAMERO

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Yeah that honestly seems worse than actually getting grinched. I think the phone transformer user got his stuff because he put a bunch of mobile game girls and shit on his wishlist lmao

I'd like to see it for scientific purposes

>Imagine strocking cute user’s femenine dick

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Oh that one was completely user’s fault, he had F.A.G (frame arms girls) on his wishlist, and he got one of the accessory robots, he fucked up

It wasn't F.A.G. bot, that would actually be worth something for the bracket, it was a random second hand no name novelty toy and some random tat.

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Bretty wholesome desu

was he really that feminine?

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All dicks are femenine here Yea Forumsnon

Debating on making cookies again this year. Might do them for all my cards

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>restored faith in an user's christmas spirit and got a fucking daki and figs last year

I'm hype enough to even actually send my fucking cards this year

would you feel grinched if you only got a large tin of Jacobsons?

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Honestly one of my favorite things all year is the Tor/a/dora stream in December.

I never understood why everybody loves that show so much, maybe its just because I never saw it back in the day when it aired so I don't have any nostalgia for it

how are the cookies not falling?

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I'm a master of baking thats how. its a high level technique

Bro share your cookie recipe again bro I lost it last year.

Use the measurements on the left. The default recipie doesn't make much so it's best to X3 the ingredients for a bigger batch. Also if you put a bit more almond extract in it tastes great

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ty for the recipe

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hope you like it user. its the best cookie recipie I have

Thanks brotachi,when I made them my whole family loved them.

glad you liked them user. since people seem to like them I guess I'll post later close to christmas and ask my card anons if they want any

Hey kid...

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sup

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Isn't /ss/ supposed to be a cringefest? The letters always look like a serial killer wrote them.

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most anons have bad handwriting

I promise to write neatly this year, instead of hastily scrawling.

i didn't expect it to be that bad
oh it gets worse

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Same, I never really liked it that much. I don't even have a desire to rewatch it once, let alone once a year.

I still need to make the dainties.

>Didn't watch all of Toradora during last year's stream
>Still haven't watched the entire thing after all this time
>The DVD is literally withing grabbing distance from me
The fuck have I been doing with my year?

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I have one card that I got from Ukraine in like February, but I'm not going to post it until Loli makes it official. user deserves the suffering for not shipping their shit in time.

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shipping always gets delayed around christmas and european shipping rates suck

I got a pretty nasty card from an Italian user last christmas, the other two were nice. Sadly I won't be able to partecipate this year. I'll miss it.

Why nasty?

It was unpleasant, user.

getting something two months late is normal if someone sent it around christmas

So? I aim to ship my cards by the first week of December at latest, all international. Never got a complaint that stuff arrived late

was probably full of spaghetti

And now you reminded me of that one Italian user who's family owned a pasta factory and he shipped a box full of pasta as a extra thing. Can't remember if it was last year or year prior

I think he was saying he was going to do it every year, hope he is here this year

I was here both last year and the year prior, user.

Sorry. Everything just sorta blends together when you do this long enough. But technically I wasn't wrong

What's the idea of this thread?

Unfortunately I moved to the US to get my PhD, I don't think I will be able to handle it this year.

It's a straight shota thread in disguise

ah its okay

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I need to get rid of my dragon dildos

Seriously though, if it's secret santa is there a pastebin of what to do, where to send stuff etc?

> if it's secret santa is there a pastebin of what to do
That's a secret

oh god oh fuck

It's ok user, you just have to lurk more

I barely check Yea Forums anymore because it's all shit I don't care about or the discussions are bait

post initials

Basic gist of it is that you wait for mysterious little girl only known as Santaloli or one of her misfit elf minions to make a thread. Rest is classified

Last year I messed up by giving my user my top anime and they mistakenly thought I was a mechafag. This year I'm explicitly saying I just want cute and funny gifts.

At least you weren't masturbating in your video like the other user was

to grinch
or not to grinch
that is the question

depends if you value your soul or not