I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Ken-Sama I'm worried you've been 27 for a couple of years now.
David Gutierrez
where is Kisama?
Cameron Foster
stop reminding me that im getting old
Brody Peterson
Howdy y'all, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
>The wind blows. It is 7 in the morning, Ken-sama woke up to the cold morning. He got up, and went to the bathroom to wash his face. Ken-sama live in a traditional Japanese house, he only rent a room though. The old couple is nice enough to let him stay in their house. Ken-sama grepped his kimono and wear it like a proper nihonjin, he walk to a window and smell the fresh nihonjin morning. "Ah, konbanwa anatas. What beautiful morning desu." Ken-sama zoned out looking at the beach from his room. Ken-sama went downstairs to greet the old couple. "Ah, ohayou ojisan and obasan". The old couple replied him with a warm smile and proceed with their breakfast while inviting Ken-sama. Although Ken-sama can not understand them, he easily could read what the old couple is trying to say, he is born with this talent. "Arigato." Ken-sama said, he then went upstairs to take a few things. He took a bokken and a katana, the katana is hidden in his kimono and the bokken is on his obi, this is to avoid being arrested by authorities as he was warned last time. Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. "Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan", they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.
Easton Parker
>Ken-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it's more terrifying than that, it's an earthquake, a huge one. The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Ken-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, "minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!" The kids couldn't understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous. But that was Ken-sama's mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew "Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!" The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Ken-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now. "sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake", he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana. As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. "Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me" The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; "Nippon banzai!
I'll bet most of Yea Forums doesn't even remember the Honkening.
Lincoln Brown
I feel like as the years go by, it becomes harder and harder to distinguish between things I've experienced on Yea Forums, things I've seen posted, and memories of things that have never happened.
Connor Walker
It was the best time Yea Forums has ever had, but that was before the dark times. Before the gooks took over.
I've been here since the higurashi days, so unless that was before me, even I don't remember that
Jaxon Jenkins
Reality is the young man's game. Old folk just have to get used to living in half dreams and hope that you won't accidentally walk over a cliff one day.
Mason Brown
It was at the end of January 2015. The 21st if I recall, and Yea Forums kept playing youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0 but an earrape version on repeat. It was glorious.
Christopher Hill
The worst part is there's nowhere left on the Internet like those old times. All the Yea Forums clones are either completely dead or a circlejerk of 30 or less people. At least I can take solace in the fact that other people are suffering here too.
I never said it was. All I said was that most people on Yea Forums probably don't even remember THAT.
Elijah Jenkins
I suppose so
Robert Roberts
Nothing can bring happiness like the late 2000s internet and Yea Forums. When everything was still enough of a sekrit klub but had a large enough user base. When I die, I hope my heaven is reliving my best times, because that's one of them.
Bentley Wood
how do we fix Yea Forums?
Ryan Peterson
How do I into nipple land without everyone thinking i am this
John Gomez
Came here 2008 while in middle school and been stuck here since. I'm 25 now. Fuck me.
Easton White
The main problem with Yea Forums clones is that all of their posters come from Yea Forums. It stands to reason they're going to be just as bad.
Sebastian Green
Banning spam like hunterchad shit and all the obvious bait threads would be a good start. This board is swarming with people who dont watch or read anime/manga and dont want to talk about it. They just want to act like a retard without having to see all the dicks and gore on Yea Forums
