ITT: Useless girls, only good for s*x

ITT: Useless girls, only good for s*x

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I think Kaos would be good at playing the saxophone.

sax?

her tiny cunny and rectangle body wouldn't attract anyone

YWN see a SOL insert by an unknown young mangaka

YWN be struck by the sincere, wholesome personality expressed through the drawings

YWN write to the magazine saying you hope to see more from this artist in the future

YWN receive a ten-page letter three days later from the mangaka herself saying how much your kind words meant to her

YWN learn that her name is Kaos

YWN read as Kaos pours out all her thoughts, fears, hopes and dreams

YWN begin a regular correspondence in which Kaos sends you her ideas and begs you to say which you like

YWN exchange photographs with Kaos

YWN tell Kaos that her Virgin Meets Lumberjack story is just what the world has been waiting for

YWN assure her that VML will be a success

YWN assure her again that VML really will be a success

YWN agree to meet Kaos in person

YWN be astonished at the trembling vulnerability of her frail waif-like body

YWN put Kaos at her ease and bring a happy smile to her face with ice-cream at a cafe

YWN spend an idyllic afternoon walking around discussing the upcoming launch of VML

YWN help pet the cats that Kaos attracts

YWN assure Kaos that her manga's panty shots are in excellent taste with just the right amount of lewdness

YWN part having made a firm date for next week

YWN receive eleven texts from Kaos on the way home

...

YWN read the first edition of VML

YWN watch with pride as Kaos's career slowly takes off

YWN see her improve her artistic technique while still retaining her unique innocence and charm

YWN speak to Kaos on the phone every night as the weeks turn into months

YWN see Kaos grow from child to adolescent

YWN see the girls Kaos draws begin to reflect their author's new concerns

YWN read as they grow less interested in ice-creams and cats and more interested in boys

YWN see Kaos's tiny, fragile form fill out

YWN see the curves of her incipient womanhood push, demurely yet unmistakably, at her clothing

YWN notice Kaos looking at you with different eyes

YWN see Kaos show strange, uncharacteristic dislike for any girl you associate with

YWN see Kaos struggle with unfamiliar feelings and urges

YWN be on the receiving end of a Kaos temper-tantrum when you ruffle her hair and say she's the best little sister any man could have

YWN stand there astonished as she cries she doesn't want to be a SISTER to you

...

THESE ARE THINGS YOU WILL NEVER DO

tight cunnies are the most desirable trait

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Nyaos is a better onahole than Kaos

What a fattie.

say no to tight cunt, it would require c-section to deliver baby

who said anything about having to deliver babies

Yeah, they can just stack inside her and have my babies as well.

The one on the left.

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My wife Aqua

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But also creating a family and getting old with.

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Cringe

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I'm gonna give her my master nut expurosion

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>only
what the hell

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>good for sEx
>useless

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C O I N
S L O T

>smell like coffee and hazelnut
God I'd be super disappointed if I smelled Megumin's pantsu and they didn't smell like piss, sweat, girl cum and gunpowder mixed together.
If you want to smell hazelnut and coffee sniff hazelnut and coffee.

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Kaos is NOT useless

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> getting old with.
>30+yo flat womanlet with mental disorders
No, thanks.

Kaos isn't good for s*x either

literally the only thing she can be good at is being a cocksleeve

too long I'm not reading this

Too tight and squeals a lot. 0/10 would not recommend.

that's the whole appeal

>top
reality
>bottom
what lolicons see

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>having a bloated dick
Your own fault. Chop off your useless thing.

I'd still fuck top though

A rectangle is fine too

>what lolicons see
too curvy

>top
what society tells you to see
>bottom
reality

I'd fuck both.

>top
reality
>bottom
what lolicons see

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perfect

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Stop spamming your moeshit tier waifu.

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abababababa

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Kaos is like a squeaky toy, each time you thrust she makes this noise.

>ywn listen to kaos go "abababa" then immediately stop as you stick it inside of her and instantly cum from the tightness

All characters in Picture are useless whores whose only purpose is to be fap material.

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Id fuck both

Stop, I managed to hold off all indecent thoughts about Kaos, don't try to bring down my mental wall.

>top
reality
>bottom
what Australians see

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>this coin slot only accepts quarters

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I'm sure you can force something bigger in if you try hard enough.

>this thread

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Anons I can't hold it in any longer, Kaos is a very cute and very valuable lifeform and nothing can change that

more like

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cringe

Six anons at the same time? I don't think they'll fit, she can barely fit one user already.

>s*x
>with k*os

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Get your boners away from chaos!

why did you post the same image twice i dont get it

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But if they're good for something then they can't be useless

>lolicons
just say pedos

Lolicons.

That's an emergency meat supply not a fucktoy. You don't fuck your food do you?

He's talking about people that like loli, though?

What's wrong with fucking your food? The fire will clean that shit when you cook it anyway.

Before or afterwards?