So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Tsuyu Asui wig and uniform...

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Tsuyu Asui wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Hai!"

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "You're now my Midoriya-chan!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came. Some of it came through my nose.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He tasted bitter and salty. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged, telling him, "Bite me. Tear me apart~!" A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Oh, dear. Froggy, Monkey and Doggy. I want to do it in all styles."

Pic related. It's me wearing a Froppy costume.

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fake and copypastapilled

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Those are nice boobs for a man.

I miss this pasta. Those were the times.

I miss this pasta. Those were the times.

>this is now oldpasta

Where did the time go?

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been in this shithole since 2005, what the fuck, almost 15 years already.

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been in this shithole since 2015, what the fuck, almost 15 years already

been in this shithole since 2015, what the fuck, almost 15 years already

apparently im still a newfag even though I've been here for 12 years

I'm an oldfag by the skin of my teeth. Started lurking Yea Forums somewhere around November 2006

Fuck homos (metaphorically).

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>10 years here
>still a newfag

I'd destroy that bussy with my black cock.

This shit is in Yea Forums when is 8ch is back on?

t. cumia

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Not soon enough. I miss webms with sound.

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Oh no, 8ch is down! How will mass shooters communicate to each other now?

Ok, retard