So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Hideri's white wig and uniform...

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Hideri's white wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Hideri!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Hideri."

Pic related. It's me dressed as Hideri.

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not anime but i camed anyway

Should have went as Astolfo

>He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup.
absolute chad

>"Let's just pretend I'm still Hideri."

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I want to fuck that man.

should i feel bad or laugh

Be honest, even if he didn't wear dresses he'd still look like that.

lmao

Always choose laughter.

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>There are people ITT who don't recognize this pasta
I'm getting too old for this.

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This thread is gay and it's making me feel uncomfortable.

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>"Let's just pretend I'm still Hideri."
But that's still gay.

>Having to cherrypick to justify you're anti-science transphobia

It's not gay if you're the top. Only the bottom is gay.

t. muslim

I can't laugh at this. Imagine the poor mother of that blasphemous abomination.

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what race is this?

t b h (to be honest), user, I really can't blame your friend if that's really you on the picture.

This shall not stand

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>There is 41% chance this guy will kill himself.

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It feels like bad sport going after someone such an easy target.

>Pic related. It's me dressed as Hideri.
no, fucking larper

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Probably higher, given that he'll never pass.

ohhh shit, wrong photo, sorry

fucking retard

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He probably did it since his horrid face is now a meme.

...

How does this pic always manage to crack me up? He remind me of those troll toys we had back in the day...

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Amerimutt who succumbed to jewish brainwashing.

The issue isn't that this person is trans, it's that as a child her mother took her behind the shed and beat her with the ugly stick. Man or woman that is one ugly person. Assuming m2f

you made me laugh, thank you

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based user hunting for vietnamese poon tang

That's not even him, you're fucking horrible at this.
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ew
based, post more

All the newfaggots not recognising the pasta.

why does ONLY hideri make my dick rock hard? im a gay man but the only trap im REALLY FUCKING HORNY (like real OGAA BOGAAA mode) for is hideri

is it the ":3" mouth ? is it his dress?i dont know but every time i look at his design i get a huge fucking boner

>The issue isn't that this person is trans
It's always an issue if you hate your own body. I knew some very fit guy who idealised some boxer and wanted to look exactly like him. He started to hate himself and his parents for "not giving him right genetics", stopped going to school, his parents took him to many psychologists but in the end he locked himself in the room and last week killed himself.

leave while you have your sanity
t. muslim