>Make an Asuka thread.
>Mention how she is best girl and that she and Shinji are OTP.
>Wait while other ships sink around you and yell about how they are actually the better girl/pick.
>Watch as random anime waifus intrude just to try and get within the glow of the awesome force of perfection that is Asuka.
>Get losers angry with facts and more Asuka.
>Never reach page 10 until 500+ posts.
Why is Asuka so perfect?
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Maybe people are just tired of seeing you make the same thread every day for all these years you pathetic faggot.
STAY MAD BITCH!
and thanks for the bump.
you bow kneel before Asuka and keep her on page 1 like the moth to the flame that you are.
Doesn't seem to stop people from posting in them.
Holy shit, Based
If asuka hates being seen as a doll then why does she use sex appeal with Kaji and Shinji?
Eva is truly the greatest anime. What other 24 year old show could have 4 threads at a time up on Yea Forums with constant butthurt replies?
I fucking love her since I was 13
It's the only good anime. Everything else is better in manga
>Why is Asuka so perfect?
She has a lot of perfect balancing.
She's got a good mix of feminine traits, but also is go getter and has some tomboy qualities taking such liking towards piloting a giant robot and being in combat.
She's like THE tsundere.
And she's got a lot of actual subtle character quirks and development, and a tragic background that makes you just want to hold her and tell her it'll all be OK even if she starts pounding your chest not quite believing it.
Look at this based ass nigga!
It's too bad we will have to fight to the death during the Waifu afterlife war.
I see you are a man of culture, refined taste, and superb deduction.
Why, in the afterlife it could very well be where everyone is in their own heaven with their waifu. No one has to fight over them or share them. You get her all to yourself in heaven, otherwise, it wouldn't be heaven.
Thank you. Have some more Asuka for the kind words.
look at this centrist faggot.
I'd happily put my eternal soul in the line if the price was my beloved Asuka
Calm down user. You need to trade in your own life for heaven. It is based on time served. If you only trade in 30 years or so your paradise will have flaws. you need to be able to trade in a full lifespan to get your reward.
Getting isekaied does not count as it is on 1 per every billion human souls consumed by the earth.
You guys know how the waifu wars work?
Fuck it let me make my own thread about it.
If any of you faggots even cared about Asuka, you would post her over on /c/ at . Rei is many more threads ahead of her on /c/ and that just is unacceptable.
>It's another THIRSTY INCELS asuka thread.
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE AS IT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT THAT ONLY THE MOST ALPHA AND CHAD OF PEOPLE CAN EVEN BE ASUKA FANS...
except moot he is always a fag.
>I'd happily put my eternal soul in the line if the price was my beloved Asuka
Your eternal soul is already on the line, on the battle of good and evil.
Just fight on the side of good, and be a good person who's kind and loving. And perhaps, when you do come to pass, that kindness will be rewarded, Asuka there with her arms out open, saying "About time you got here, baka."
But she belongs to Shinji only
It's cool user you and Shinji will become 1 being and you get the dominant control/traits.
It'd be like how when you're taken by the Anti-AT field, how your waifu appears to you to take you away.
But instead of just being a few moments of bliss before you disappear, it's forever.
Why did Asuka need a different plug suit when testing Eva 03?
That one had a built-in function buttplug.
This one is actually the best.
Nerv command warning: Max power OTP detected. Proceed at your own risk.
You say that but you posted nu-Asuka, which is inferior to Asuka Prime.
I just liked the fact she had a smile in that picture.
And I like both Asukas, but for different reasons.
Why are they so perfect together?
as*ka is a disgusting mixed race creatura,thats why the spic mongrels of Yea Forums love her
It's literally the same 20 people spamming threads every single day. Your threads constantly hit page 10 but of course you stealth bump it again with some nonsense.
If your goal was to make everyone on this board see Asukafags as cancerous retards then you succeeded, congrats.
Reminder that this image makes asucucks so mad that they shit up their own threads.
Why do people ship this?
I like you user
>giving a shit about /c/
It's just autists spamming pictures not even talking about the characters or show. Who cares
>not liking both asuka's
OUT, you're no chad
Because they wanted each other the whole show but their complexes and insecurities, on top of NERV horse shit, made them hurt each other. Them together implies they finally learned to drop their coping mechanisms and grow as people who can love themselves, which is already implied to start happening post eoe
Why not? People ship the highly dysfunctional and destructive dynamic Asuka has with Shinji.
Canon
Based
Bruh, the animators emphasize a close up of them holding hands in her introductory episode.
They even got Kensuke moving up the "Ahhh, they are a couple!" line to this intro episode in the Khara re-dub.
Just as the master, Anno, planned.
Based Asuka working the obese, mentally deranged geeks into a ding dong diddly seething shoot.
They like moths running into a flame, they can't stop themselves from posting in an Asuka thread. They hands tremble, their minds go flailing to their local Eva folder and Notepad copypasta.
She is the GOAT.
Truth.
Going to be attempting a 475 squat for best girl Asuka tommorow. Wish me luck Asukachads.
Based
You'd have to be a retard not to recognize the obvious sexual and emotional tension between the two desu. Too bad their autism doesn't allow it to actually play out before 3I.
>People ship the highly dysfunctional and destructive dynamic Asuka has with Shinji.
Yeah, because there's at least an existing dynamic there
If Asuka was really all that, why does she only appear in about 2/3rds of the series.
Face it, she's the sideshow. Or the sidedish, KEK
Same reason the Rebuilds "need" to exist at all, Anno milking his cash cow.
Neither of them are literally capable of any other kind of dynamic
The whole point is that by the end of the series they have a chance, a CHANCE to understand each other without hurting themselves or the other too much.
OTP of all times
>The Misato thread died for this
>It was going great too
Why must the good die Young?
She died doing what she does best, sprawled out on the cold floor after a man unloaded in her.
>yet he posts Kaworu
>>Never reach page 10 until 500+ posts.
OP is posting meta, and is of extremely low quality. Also, a fag.
Who the hell would watch all of this?
>soundtracks
>watch
Dude, what?
>Your threads constantly hit page 10 but of course you stealth bump it
>stealth bump
thanks for that by the way.
Kaworu deserves better
So you just listen to the soundtracks without watching the source material? How strange
Because you use fan art:^)
>Asukafags are cancerous retards
True
>fan art
look again retard
>Asukafags are cancerous retards
>Comes into a thread literaly names "Asuka"
Let him be user. He is clearly assblasted right now. Give him some time and he will come back acting like he wasn't just called out and still talking shit.
VOX, Decade, both Refrain albums, DoSI, and BoRA are all compilations of previously released songs, or have a couple of new arrangements of already released music. Nothing to watch there. EWS and Symphony are both albums of already released music, just rearranged.
The only albums that coincide with material to watch are the original 3 OSTs, Death, EoE, and the Rebuild OSTs.
>We wont ever get more merchandise and ship tease for the real Asuka
They will make about 4 more Eva shows probably in the next 10 years.
I guarantee it and my wallet is ready.
>real Asuka
Every Asuka is real and perfect in every way.
Yeah but I doubt it will bring back Soryu
Again your garbage shipping only look good outside the actual series and movie.
>keep spamming Asuka shit and not want to be called on that
See I told you he would come back bitching.
ITT: best ship
Best ship coming through honk honk
Canon once Misato comes out of instrumentality
It'd be interesting to see Shinji go through puberty and see Asuka sort of watch as he fills out, and suddenly becomes (at least physically) more like Kaji with broad shoulders and a deep voice and charming face and such.
Thanks, have some more Asuka.
Notice how every time this thread hits page 10, a lone Asukafag bumps it again
anima touches on that, in passing
I love Maya!
>“I don’t see the problem,” Asuka said, appearing behind Shinji. She must have heard Toji talking about the Stage 2 armor. “You’re skinny enough. You fit into my plugsuit before, didn’t you?”
>She lifted Shinji’s shirt up—only to be annoyed by what she found. Since when did that little brat’s back get so wide? He even had muscles now.
>“How long ago was that?” Shinji asked. “And why are you mad at me?”
>“Shut up!” Asuka crossed her arms.
It passes quick. No development on it between Shinji dying, 4X Rei, and Asuka catching moon worms that fuse her to her Eva as a brainless giantess.
True, these threads are only active when other anons are calling Asukafags out on their shit. Otherwise they're dead because Asukafags don't have enough braincells for discussion.
Yeah, I guess that'd be the problem. I mean, it's nice to even get a few lines like that. I'd rather it be a little more drawn out and sort of savored or something, or have it be recurring. Like notices the back and stuff, later on he's carrying something and she's like 'When did his arms get defined? When did Shinji have muscles in general?"
And so on where it's just a lot of her noticing and lowkey admiring how he's filling out and manning up.
>And so on where it's just a lot of her noticing and lowkey admiring how he's filling out and manning up.
And maybe a bit sad, because as he grows he starts resembling Gendo more.
Vote for her, then.
I adore Misato and Shinji but they are fit for more of a guardian/older sister relationship, not a romantic one.
>ywn bust deep inside Misato for an entire week like Kaji
no one asked for your opinion asukacuck
Maybe, but maybe enough of his Mother is in there where he doesn't have the strongest resemblance, especially if he doesn't grow a neckbeard and has a different hairstyle and stuff.
>literally becoming Kaji
>shinji catching flak for wearing contacts instead of glasses, asuka & misato half-jokingly calling him vain
>its actually because he thinks glasses make him look like gendo
the true patrician and underrated OTP is pic related.
Something else is that she only continues to act a brat with Shinji. Elsewise she turned into GI Jane doing pushups between deployments which she approaches like a serious professional instead of as opportunities to show off.
tbf shinji, kaji and gendo are all very deliberately supposed to mirror each other in ways. its three blue-eyed brunettes all carrying the baggage of the loss of a woman after all
Funny thing. We're the reason Anno got depressed. These waifu wars are stupid. I would take them all in the place of the main character. They aren't real anyway, so why not?
>Asuka already has some issues being attracted to a meek guy like Shinji, but that attraction only gets stronger and stronger every year as puberty hit him like an N2 mine and he starts looking like a young Kaji, and now without the age gap to mess things up.
I wish I could draw good enough to make proper doujins of this.
>Adult Asuka completely filled out and with lean muscles and abs to better pin Shinji down with.
I think my dick might actually explode.
Honestly, I never got into the 'wars' thing.
I like Asuka the best, but I can accept that people like Misato or Ritsuko or Rei more. Everyone has a different type they fall for. It's just what it is.
>that slutsuka
my dick
>ywn see animated adult Asuka
We could use a spin off where an adult Shinji and Asuka reunite and rekindle a romance and get a happy ending together as their personalites have tempered a little with maturing, and now can get past themselves to help each other find happiness.
That's what will probably happen after EoE desu. Too bad we will never see it animated.
That might be darker than curse of eva if there's still a Nerv that Asuka's still working for in another capacity, and she still feels like wearing her old headset in any fashion.
I mean, if NERV is still around, what for once all the Angels are dead and Instrumentality does its thing?
Maybe it's some never ending generational thing, Angels just pop up every 10 years and you've got to be ready to fight them to keep humanity alive and Asuka just serves on the front lines.
Especially if she's only like 17-19, she could easily still work as a EVA pilot since I think it's more about the mother relationship making them work than specifically their physical age.
Remember, NERV was the cutting edge of science, even during the war. It makes sense to keep them around as a research facility if nothing else.
iirc it's art for a japanese-language fanfic, no idea what lore they ginned up to explain it though
Asuka is absorbed into 02
Shinji is NERVs commander
His daughter pilots EVA like he did
he ignores her as his master plan is to reunite with Asuka by causing 4th impact.
a bit on the nose isnt it
>Asuka is absorbed into 02
She would leave pretty quick.
>Shinji is NERV's commander
Not sure he fits the job description too well.
>His daughter pilots EVA
I mean if she's piloting EVA-02 now it has Asuka then that's possible but why? More angels? Conventional warfare? And did she get thrown into it as abruptly as Shinji did?
>reunite with Asuka causing 4th impact
He'd probably just try easier ways to make her leave the Eva. Only reason Gendo didn't do this is that he knew Yui went in intending to stay permanently.
Actually Gendo was unaware that Yui planned to get absorbed into the Eva and she had no plans to leave it.
Yeah Yui was a massive cunt. Even worse than Ritsuko or Gendo.
He didn't know she was going to do it in advance but I think it's pretty clear that by 2014 he's realised Yui won't come out no matter what. Even Shinji successfully leaving the Eva after being absorbed doesn't throw him, he knows it's a lost cause.
If he was aware of that he would not be causing Third Impact to try and get her out.
Reminder that Shinji does not love Asuka. And it is nothing but projection from self-inserting Asukafags.
>I am so much smarter than everyone else
I am probably at least smarter than you judging by your reading comprehension.
He might not know in the OA series. He has it figured out in DC and EoE, which kinda filled a plot hole where he took no interest in the successful salvage of a person absorbed by an evangelion. He doesn't in manga because Fuyutsuki deliberately kept it from him against Yui's wishes. Rebuild, he's addressing Yui again about advancement of their scenario.
Shinji could be a Gendo left behind to fulfill a plan laid out for him in advance. He can't pull off god-complex Gendo, he can totally be the guy talking to reassure himself about what he's doing. That's not Asuka's character to orchestrate things, though.
be quiet fag.
pick your Asuka.
School uniform> Yellow dress> Red Suit
Right>Left>Center
Soryu>Shikinami>Mangasuka
Mangasuka doesn't get enough love. I know she's different but I do like the take on her backstory and how she's introduced in the manga, sue me.
This I can agree with. SIP Asuka above Mangasuka too
the idea of asuka's issues partially stemming from kyoko pushing her really hard is not a bad one at all, but ultimately it doesn't add that much and the specifics of how sadamoto does it, the test tube baby shit, are just overcomplicated and overbooked. though like most of the manga it's a situation where if it were a standalone work it would get a lot more slack, but the unavoidable comparison to nge just kills it.
also personally i think dropping her relationship (or lack thereof) with her father and the few but very heavy scenes with her stepmother in return for a more nunanced relationship with kyoko is a bad tradeoff
She's a precious brat. Just not as good as Shikinami's standoffish bitchiness or Soryu's development, so she's last winner.
Holy delusions
Yeah, I think that's a big part of it. NGE is pretty much close to impossible to beat as far as where it took those characters, and although the Rebuilds and Manga may have in fact been great in a vacuum, they just aren't going to match what NGE was.
Maybe one day there'll be like an Asuka Instrumentality where all the various versions of Asuka get combined into one and we see how that turns out. Could be interesting to see, I think.
I know can you believe they all come into this thread with their idiocy?
I mean how can anyone believe Asuka is anything other than perfect.
>all the various versions of Asuka get combined into one
Do you want us to die? I doubt the universe could hold itself together with that much amazingness.
>Maybe one day there'll be like an Asuka Instrumentality where all the various versions of Asuka get combined into one and we see how that turns out
>Bioshock Infinite with Asuka instead of Elizabeth
Sounds legit.
>I mean how can anyone believe Asuka is anything other than perfect.
By knowing Rei
Well, maybe we'd be able to enjoy her in the afterlife then.
You have the choice of domming Asuka Sohryu or being dommed by Asuka Shikinami.
Choose one.
Hard choice.
I feel like being dommed by Asuka Shikinami has a higher chance of both sides leaving satisfied and feeling good for the most part.
But, even though I think there's a lot more ways domming Sohryu could go wrong, I feel like if you did get it right, it'd be way better. If you dommed her and hit all her weak points and made her feel absolutely incredible and she starts coyly demanding repeats and stuff.
I might just want more details on it. It's a real toss up. I'd probably lean with dom Asuka just because I have a weakness for femdom stuff anyway.
Anything Sohryu
we talking 3.0 superhuman shikinami?
Ah, that's a good point. Is it superstrength Asuka who'll be pinning her man down and squeezing him dry between her legs?
based & Bigbrained
Probably because she is a a machine with a heart that she doesn't want anyone to see. Shows a tough exterior but really she just needs a hug and someone that will be there for her and won't leave when it gets hard. Plus, she's a red headed, blue eyed German girl. whew. Good luck Shinji, you're going to need it you wuss.
Asuka is a cunt and I hope she dies horribly in the final rebuild movie
It was already rough seeing her get torn to shreds in EOE, I hope she'll be spared of such a morbid fate this time around.
>the knockoff asuka will get a knockoff death with a knockoff The Flow of Emptiness
She is only 25% German
Shikinami she seems the most emotionally stable of the two.
She makes it to the boss fight again at least. I feel like her Eva and the ship have to get fucked up to justify activating Eva-01 again, but she hasn't had that fall to briefly rise from and look hopeful before she's totally destroyed like in End, so maybe she doesn't get run through her other eye and eaten alive.
I was also thinking it'd be cheap but they do how 2.0 ended but with Asuka after getting eaten instead of Rei, but works this time to end the series.
Or possibly Asuka just actually wins the boss fight this time around, which frees up the rest of the cast to plant the bomb or get the MacGuffin or whatever.
if they do something along those lines it'd probably be played closer to misato getting killed in eoe, seeing as how she's kinda shown as straddling that guardian role as well