What do you do in this situation?

What do you do in this situation?

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God I wish I was her

Miss, go to jail

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Damn straight I’d go to jail
I wish I was born a woman for the sole purpose of kidnapping shotas

Oh your a guy. That's even worse

Threaten a terrorist attack on her house or place of business if she and the rest of her cow-tittied kind don't stop snatching up all the cute boys and leaving us with nothing but gross old men. Enough is enough.

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If you really think about it, it can be sexy too

Only women are sexy

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faggot

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Join her.

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Be jealous?

That sounds like something Aoi Yuuki would say

>he unironically thinks women exist on the internet
>he unironically thinks women unironically come to post on a Korean basket weaving forum
>he unironically thinks women exist
>he unironically thinks
Get the fuck out of here

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>What do you do in this situation?
Enjoy the /ss/ life as a shota of course. Wait, I am the shota in this fantasy right?

amazon x muscular shota is the best combo
come at me

Hi dear, can you open up your cloth?

Throw a bag of potato fry on the floor and threaten to stomp on it if she doesn't put the shota down

>tumblr

>penn and teller

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Yeah, they're pretty great

That's a lot of lolis!

Who am I supposed to be in this scenario?

tell her to stop stealing jokes from Yuru Yuri

Fight her for the shota.

Rape her

God I wish I was him

Correction, you find only women sexy.

Lucky shota.

I will show them the way of the cock and there's nothing you can do about it to save the Colors!

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Paizuri

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God I wish I was Akkun.

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Buy the BD when it's out.

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Why is Hotaru so sexual without even trying to be?

I would take the shota with me to my bedroom to snuggle the hell outta him

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How many lolis is too many?

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>be shotacon
>also self insert as shota
>be presented with the dilemma that is and
Fuck this

I'd call the cops.

What Who should I do in this scenario?

I'm can be sure, but it'd be an unimaginably high number

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The shota's butt.

As a shotacon, I'm only interested in /sm/, not /ss/. And why self-insert as the one who gets fucked?

Fuck the shota's ass while motorboating those titties.