Why did Shaft made these middle schoolers so sexy?

Why did Shaft made these middle schoolers so sexy?

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>Snake is the strongest character in anime
>Yet she has no problem having a crush on the MC who is 25+ yrs old
Nice

>made

Tsukihi's delicious legs.

Tsukihi Best imouto

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I prefer older women usually, but something about Tsukihi's short kimono and exposed leg combo gets me going

Who did It?

Why so many Otorimonogatari threads lately? Did some redditor just found about this show?

>RRRgii
>25 y/o
?

eh?

they make my shaft feel so sexy if you know what i mean

Short kimono are the best and every girl should wear them regardless of age.

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Based

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>Lately

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Best feet scene in all anime.

art imitates life

Shaft didn't make these middle schoolers so sexy, its your mind doing that. All I see is a series of 1s and 0s.

Because middle schoolers are sexy.

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Yes they did.

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The cutest and funniest illya

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It's a government contract.

Wrong thread.

My bad

Why does Shaft keep making JCs sexy?

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I'm okay with this post.

Nopan slut

I want to see Illya by Watanabe Akio.

Bird and snek both have the best legs in anime

I love my bratty wife

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Isn't Snake out of the series?
I know, I know, I'm showing how little I now pay attention to this thing, but still, I thought her arc was basically solved and she no longer had interaction with the cast.

Best snake came back in the last season.

How many kids does Araragi have by the time skip? Surely he got a few girls pregnant.

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Why do autists like these kind of animes?!?

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This is JC shinobu

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To make our Penis happy.

For me, it's Karen.

>P

Is this shadman?

It's Ixy

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I dont know, but its the same with Raildex.

why are they so alike?

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who knows?

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a big mystery yes?

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Take this version at least.

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I want to mating press snake

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Finally.

And yet, Unogawa still remains a mismatch somehow.

How is Raildex remotely the same?

Ueno author is a based Mathfag trying to hook not-Math up with not-Araragi.

I approve of this tread

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Both shows are loved by reddit.

>muh reddit
Yeah okay pal, have a (You).

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Araragi is too goddamn lucky. Share some of the love man!

>Yuka Iguchi as Unogawa, the head of the school rhythmic gymnastics club.
>blue hair/eyes + glasses + gymnastics suit
>needs eyeball things that detect peepers
>shits on ueno for having flabby stomach, gropes her belly and ass to demonstrate
>brags about her body saying isnt it a miracle -> tanaka thinks shes a man -> she shows off her parts to prove womanhood
>ueno says unogawa says what she thinks and listens when she wants
>yamashita reads a book titled "water storage and management for the aftermath"

Yeah, hard to connect that with any monogatari character. Maybe the anime just didnt cover enough of her. I dont think its some zaregoto character either besides pic related maybe.

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wholesome brother relationship

How else would they make you care about the show? You think this shit would be as popular if they looked average?

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the cunny bros, the cunny

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Please delete this before the advertisers wake up!

Is this how a brother should act with their sister?

>Dick here

Yes

I knew Oshino was cool, I didn't know he had good taste as well.

Fucking nips have no morals

Fpbp

mathbros are the true bros

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Why did Shaft make that angry high schooler math nerd so sexy though?

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They just accurately represented her appeal.

They know what the people want.

>sexy
Umm... middle schoolers are children, sweety. So yeahhh... don't think so.

>Tsukihi Best imouto

Imouto power is synergistic.

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This is fine.

>middle schoolers are children
Hot

Tsukihi best imouto.

>Imouto power is synergistic.
A true patrician. I respect having preferences though. For me it's the Bee.

Tsukihi is smart, feminine, cute on the outside but a feisty bitch on the inside, she gives no fucks, is upfront about her emotions, straightforward and isn't afraid to be aggressive, has an amazing voice, her name is fucking amazing and literally means "fire of the moon," is emotionally intelligent, respects boundaries, and lives life unapologetically.

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Let's talk about her legs and hips.

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A line of 100 anons (I was last).

She's also prime like Sen-chan

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Goddamnit

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I love Bee ass.

Tsukihi being seductive and randomly deciding to meow that episode was great.

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T(sukihi) pose.

>tfw Shaft is fucking dead
It hurts

Dream threesome.

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Make that a foursome

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How many boys they fucked in school?

Araragi has a MIND OF STEEL.

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Why is she so thirsty?

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Men can't resist JCs

>Be a JC
wouldn't you be thirsty 24/7?

Would you?

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I'd invite monkey for the thing tomboys are made for.

catch

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Because theirs shafts.

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Consider

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Do she uses these clothes all the day?

I wonder what they smell like, ha ha

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Reminder that as much as araragi wants to fuck his loli harem he would much rather fuck his sisters.

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who is this busty loli on top of Kanbaru?

>monkeyd

JCs are prime

Guys, OFF season never? Is Shaft done for?

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What happen with them?

i liked it better when she was not that tall

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reddit.com/r/anime/comments/c9bvpl/to_the_analysts_here_is_shaft_alright/

gay reddit link but there's source to Yea Forums thread in the comments

They are fucked then

Where is crab?

could swear that crab was slimmer

She puts on quite a bit of weight early in the series.

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I want to fall asleep on monkeys tummy

too much abs, her bubble butt is better

Why he can't just fuck both?

She have the cutest feet

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2spooky4me

That scene was a lot more sexy in the anime

SNAKED

Author hates crab.

>no new doujins

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Damn,she has the Imagine bodytype too.

I wish there was official height since the anime is not consistent, they didn't even reveal her birthday yet.

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>shorter than RRR
idk about you but this is more than good enough for me

According to this official art she is not much taller than her loli self. Possibly thanks to living in insanitary conditions (trash and a corpse) and too poor to buy lots of food (and wasting the few she had with a corpse).

We really need an updated height chart.

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>Natsuki
>Math
now i know what i have to do to have a eternal Loli daugherwife.

Did you not see that MagiReco trailer?

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for me it doesn't really matter since i know im taller than everyone and that kiss shot is not taller than me ;_;

why am I suddenly aroused by this?
I haven't even masturbated to fucking porn with this theme

Because pedophilia is widely more accepted in media in Japan.

JCs is hebe not that normalfags care .

user there are like hundreds of monogatari doujins, how much more do you need? Unless we are talking about ones that would be with Kanbarumum or Koyomimum

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>Kanbarumum
she's too hot i need the combo with the daughter

You're implying that hebephilia is okay. 16 years old, I can understand. 14 years old is heavily pushing it.

>oyakodon with Kanbarus
make it happen

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Thats the age when Girls already can have kids and also is legal in my country

can i add 1 ingredient?

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>NoPAn
>NoBra
Perfect

by all means

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>All I see is a series of 1s and 0s.
Yes, while looking at OP's image I'm definitely imagining my 1 going into their 0s.

They're drawings. No one is saying it's okay to fuck real kids.

speak for yourself

Get out ironic hebephile

First of all, dumbass, 13/14 is the age of consent in multiple countries. Second of all, they're fucking fake characters, you retard.

>liking 3D

Yeah. I asked for an updated height chart some time ago. Hopefully someone will eventually find it in them to make one on par with the older one.

>Koyomimum
never saw her

didn't you saw Neko?

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no only watch Bake
is she evil?

Too old, better pickup fresh ingredients

Either way 2D>3D like always

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no

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You would die

12 is not even strict clinical pedophilia. If she bleeds, shes not a child

with a smile on my face

Short hair Tsukihi is the best

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mommy monkey has big nice titty

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Because Crab is shit.

Why do you think he was paired with Math? Author is a based Mathfag and knows Crab is shit.

stop samefagging retard

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Oof, called out. I was responding to two completely different things though. Can't be helped that the answer was similar. It's not like I was replying to myself. Anyway, Crab is shit. Cope.

More like he wanted to tell math's failure to convince a dense boy into becoming family with her through convoluted means, instead of just being honest, but as a romantic comedy. Time skip and Tanaka will be with not-Gahara.

Jojo Bee

>He doesn't know

nice

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Do math gave her piss to araragi?

No, since unlike Ueno with Tanaka Sodachi doesn't like Araragi.

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>Sodachi doesn't like Araragi
t. speedreader/watcher

They didnt make them sexy, middle school girls are naturally sexy and great fucks. I love pounding peachfuzz cunny while nibbling on just barely budding tits.

I honestly believe that sex with preteen girls is a wonderful thing that benefits both parties by increasing love and intimacy and giving children the one on one interaction that not even allows you to know each other better, but fills that relationship gap that is widening because of kids increasing use of mobile tech devices like tablets and phones. It also feels fantastic for both parties and I highly encourage people to engage in its practice.

Kek

These nudist JCs are going way too far

You have to kiss while holding hands.

>no crab equivalent

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Would you?

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You tell me:
youtube.com/watch?v=zE07nT146Q0

Of course!

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He already drew her. Eyecatch for the Carnival Phantasm OVA.

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Imagine the smell

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It's as i expected.

blue haired girl could be ougi

But Why does Araragi have a banana in his room?

symbolism

Watch Zoku and repent for your sins

He also bathes in a church.

Because middle schoolers ARE sexy. Not as much as elementary schoolers but I still love them.

Robo Ueno >>>>>>>> Ueno

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Why does he bathe in a French Gothic cathedral?

Based

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They are both equal in sexyness

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I want to give sexy middle schoolers my shaft, if you know what i mean.

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These threads always lack the true best girl of the series.

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(((girl)))

>only two doujins
WHY

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MUH MORALS REEEEE

She appeared too late for doujins, but not as late as
>literally 0 doujins

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Imagine having all three girls, thirsting for your dick, and they are okay with sharing you at the same time.
I don't know if you can die from having too much sex but I would be willing to find out.

And they're both by the artist with the least fitting art style.

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Her art style is great though, though yeah, it's not fitting at all.

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How 2 get snail gf?

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If you're impatient, be a truck driver.

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look at those vagina bones

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Man, it took me way too long to recognize Akiha.

How is called the hentai that this guy did?

Look it up yourself, ESL-kun.

As a gigantic Ougifag, Hammers art style is the complete opposite of Ougis character and doesn't suit at all. The porn isn't good and it's really the only stuff that exists.

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Got a full image?

She's the only one who consistently draws her, unfortunately.

It's a monkey paw situation.

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Thanks,I already found it either way.

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uh I didn't notice the resolution and no if you find it that would be nice

Looks like someone discovered a new fetish.

Forget about it, i found it

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Thanks a ton user. Do you know the artist?

Made for bapping.

Filename

I see. Despite it being their only Ougi drawing, they got her look down better than almost every artists I have seen.

What did she mean by this?

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why is he so tan

She meant that she felt like making out with her onii-chan.

No way in hell does hitagi have Ds kanbarus also seem to small for C

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Middle school children are naturally sexy

now that's an erotic tummy

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Goddamn, just look at that bird.

Birds are known for their preening and glorious chests.

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Birds are known for their wide hips and delicious thighs.

based

We need more bath scenes

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Strong family values.

mom bath are the best

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do shower also count my chibi lady?

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Why these sisters keep cockblocking araragi?

Body is almost as ugly as Bocc's

because they are first on the "f*ck" list

Truly art

Too bad no one will do a doujin of her.

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ahoge milf

Literally the sexiest JC

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Thats not GINKO

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Did she wants to fuck araragi too?

Universal Rule: Everyone wants the RRRG dick.

is there something in his vampire blood?

Nah. Koyomi is just a sexy man.

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Seriouly, Even his mother?Hot

>oka-san
>2 imouto
big mistake to not have made an onee-san