*dook*

*dook*

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I can hear it

*dook*

*dook*

*dook*

*dook*

*dook*

*dook*

yooooooooooooooooooo

it's more like *pock* instead of *dook* you dumb nigger

It's literally KON

This.
Also:
Plack... plack... plackplackplackplackplackplackplackplackplackplackplackplack... plack.

It’s *took*

*Vreeeevreeeeevreeeee...VVVRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

What is the purpose of this thing? Japanese are afraid of silence?

*KA KAN*

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Silence is like those pressure moves in battle shounen, your ears sometimes ring too.

Scaring off animals.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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get out of my head!

JAKKA-JAN

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*boing*

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Are you actually mad about onomatopoeias?

>OH YEAHHH

>dook
EEEEEEEEEW!

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ehehehehehehehehe he said dook.
that's code for poop deheheheheheheheh

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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GATAN GOTON GATA GOTON
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Are all of these run by pumps these days?

It was invented to scare away wild bears

Jesus Christ, look at all that space where there could be a road and parking.

No, he just wanted to use the N-word.

*dook*

>look at all that space that could be used less efficiently
??

*GORO GORO GORO GORO*

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YOOOOOOOO

Get yourself a fucking dog then

When cicadas cry, people die

Seething deer

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*silence*
*crow flys by*

AHO
AHO

*empty car park*
*shitty crow sound effect*

Japanese onomatopoeia is retarded. I don't go gatagata when I'm cold and shivering. If they're going to force their stupid sounds on things that don't make noise, they can at least try to make it make sense.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??

*dook*

*Splrrrch*

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Get out of my heart!

AWAY BABY I
WON'T FALL APART!

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Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Ha, I finally got it.
It's supposed to look like a penis.

no it isnt
why are you thinking about penis?

Why shouldn't I?

''Nyan'' is the one that really befuddles me. Never heard a cat go ''nyan''. Not once.

its not pure

thats because you've only heard cats that speak english, japanese cats say nya~

I find "wan" for dogs to be even more baffling.

Maybe because the cats you see ain't rainbow painted.

I hate when *dook* sounds out of rythm

And i've never heard a dog go "bark" so ???

Bark is a much closer approximation of the sound of a bark than wan or nya

Don dokodoko Don dokodoko Don dokodoko

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Watakushi am a Yamato Nadeshiko and I’m not afraid of deer, desu wa!

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Probably one or two, yes.

YOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why is Kabuki/traditional Japanese plays and art so fucking weird?

I often hear one of my cats say nya, but rather than a Japanese ャ, it's more like ya as in yap.

your cat sounds retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=qOzxUzkvVak (part with the bird)
youtube.com/watch?v=4MLswjXYjHU

KA-KIIIIIIIN

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japs are weird.

>water splash
>steam pshhhhh
>thonk
>"Aahh kimochi"

TOSHINOU KYOUKO

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Isn't this a perpetual motion machine? All it needs is water and it can go on forever

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>perpetual motion machine
>needs
no, retard

well what if water is considered a part of the machine?

I guess it still needs heat so the water doesn't freeze

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>Isn't this a perpetual motion machine? All it needs is water and it can go on forever
That's some damn good anime.

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"Bark" is the word for the sound. But the sound itself is "woof".

Have you ever heard a Rabbit go CLANG?

What's the point of this mechanism, is it supposed to soothe you?

>t. burger whose only experienced third world american rail

It's supposed to scare away deer.

youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI

Japs are so pussy they need a device to scare away deers. In America we just bring out our guns

well maybe they should

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Shiroi umi ni akaku moeru taiyou
Marui hoshi ni shizuka ni ukabu kotou
Tatakai wa izen
owatte wa inai...

>curious deer exits the forest and gently walks through the tall grass near the front porch
>suddenly loud siren
>deer just violated the nap
>nuclear airstrike imminent
>everything around a radius of 20 miles gets obliterated

why is the rest of the world such communist pussies, ameribros?

no

>missile was off by standard deviation
>town on the edge of the forest gets destroyed
>the deer is outside of the immediate blast but gets caught in the overpressure wave and was blinded in one eye by the flash

Douk

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yoooooooooooo

If anything it's closer to SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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BOING YOING YOING

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Things to do in Japan
put sugar in green tea
wear shorts in onsen
don't wash before you get into bathhouse

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I want to go to a station at rush hour and watch people get packed in like sardines.

Wear an imperial flag bandana/Tshirt.
Walk while talking to yourself with your phone in perma selfie mode, and consider every passerby as a Disneyland mascot in costume, only there for you to take pictures
Drinking alcohol in the street

Did he die?

Be as obnoxiously loud as possible.

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This one is amazing because thats how it actually is in real life

based

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun

2spooky

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>enters kombini
*teeweewewewee*

Did I miss something with this device and deers?

SHAMEFURU DISUPUREI

read the thread

It's not a purse, it's a bag.

*screeching cicadas*

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Apparently the bamboo thing scares deers or at least prevents them from joining the sauna baths

mogu mogu mogu

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Doki Doki

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You wanted this (You) that much, huh? Come, take it.

HOW THE FUCK DO I FIX VOICECHAT IN TEEK?

LERO LERO LERO LERO

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Why are translators so afraid of accent marks. You're literally attempting to convey the sounds this foreign word makes through text, where the fuck are your accent marks.

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>:3

>rumble of scientific triumph

>.3

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It needs to fill with water, which means it needs a source pushing the water
>what if the water is just running downhill
there is no infinite uphill source of water, so for it to be able to run forever there would have to be a pump putting energy in the system

*Fap* *Fap¨* *Fap*

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